Since I didn't update for Christmas, this needed to be here..somehow. I was going to do this 2008 special thing, but it took too long, and I;m pretty sure it would've been boring to read. Ahh...so is this.
ME: -singing- The Nature inside of meeee! Just one look, you put it away, the nature inside of meee!!!! Tethe-
SHYANN: BRIANA! -slaps me on the shoulder-
ME: -takes earphones out- What? I really like this song.
SHYANN: You like every song by The Myriad.
ME: Well....that's true. But they're so good.
BRANDIE: -flips page of newspaper- You're not.
ME: HEY! -flashes a dirty look- I think I'm an ok singer. OMG! -starts singing- And to-night, we will be, Disappointed togetherrrr!!!!
SHYANN: Ugh.
BRANDIE: -looks at the camera- Well, while Briana is in "The Myriad fan-girl faze", we will turn to our producer, Tom.-starts yelling- WHAT'S UP TOM!
TOM: Um...I'm ok.-looks uncomfortable-
SHYANN: OMFG TOM. You're so hot. -gets this dreamy look in her eye-
TOM: Really. You think? I used that proactive cream for my pimples.
SHYANN: You had pimples?
TOM: Well they cleared up.
SHYANN: -eyes light up- And you're hot now.
ME: -gets in the conversation- Um...why is the camera on Tom?
BRANDIE: The Bleach cast isn't here for the New Year's Party yet.
ME: We're having a New Year's Party? When did that happen?
BRANDIE: -turns another page of the newspaper- When you didn't update for Christmas.
ME: 0.0...Oh. Right. Well. That is GREAT! I have a plan. -starts the pathetic evil laugh again- AHAHAHAHAHA!!
BRANDIE: -peers at me- How many times do we have to remind you, you're not good at that.
ME: Uh...not supportive friends.
LISA: I miss Hollow Ichigo.
ME: Lisa, hollow Ichigo will come back shortly. It was just so unsafe for him to be out here.
LISA: It. Was. AWESOME!!!! :)
ME: /T_T\ ....
BRANDIE: Ooh. Special face.
ME: You like?
BRANDIE: mmhmm. -still reading the newspaper-
ME: Do we have the party ready?
BRANDIE: Uh....nope.
ME: -.- Brandie!
BRANDIE: I'm not the one in charge.
ME: But I'm tired. -whiny, looks at clock- and It's 10 pm.
SHYANN: Ugh. I didn't want to use my gift! -starts rummaging through her bag, get's out a golden cup with a seal on top. Really. I'm not spelling it wrong. A seal. An animal.-
ME: O.O....What's that!?
SHYANN: Genie in a Bottle.
LISA: AHH! -jumps on shyann- Wish for HICHIGO TO COME OUT!
SHYANN: -shakes lisa off- NO! This is for Briana
ME: I thought it was your gif-
RENJI: -randomly runs in the room- BOBO!!!!!!!
EVERYONE: O..O.........(ahaha. We look like aliens)
ME: What are you doing here?
RENJI: I have lost my beloved pet.
ME: -blinks- Well then.
SHYANN: -blinks too- ANYWAYS, Briana, I only have 3 wishes left.
ME: How many did you start with?
SHYANN: 5.
ME: Who gave it to you?
SHYANN: -looks uncomfortable- That's...not important.
ME: Ok, I wish for a new car.
SHYANN: Briana -cup does nothing- Oh you are so lucky it only makes wishes for me!
ME: Aww. No fair.
SHYANN: I wish for a really lovely decorated room for New Years.
SOME RANDOM VOICE: Wish Granted.
ME: Cool.
-the room suddenly gets covered in smoke, then the smoke poofs away, and the room is amazing!!!
ME: WOW.
BRANDIE: Eh...not bad.
SHYANN: Now I only have 2 wishes. :(
LISA: -pates her on the back- 'Sokay.
ME: Uh. Well. Now the Bleach characters.
HITSUGAYA: -comes through the door, actually, is pushed through the door by everyone- Why can't I just be left alone.
ME: Cuz it's not right. You must be here. I have a game.
HITSUGAYA: Your games are stupid.
ME: No...their just....cool.
HINAMORI: Aww....Hitsugaya-kun.
ME: :)....HINAMORI!
HINAMORI: Yes?
ME: YEAH! You're here. Now I'm happy!
HINAMORI: Really. That's nice.
BRANDIE: Ok, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT NOW!!!
-music starts up. Everyone starts dancing around like it's the end of the world. Ehh...who knows.-
ME: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO-
EVERYONE: MOVE It!
10 minutes later...
ME: Ugh. Soo tired...
SHYANN: I'm partied out.
BRANDIE: Shouldn't have eaten all that food.
RENJI: Seriously though, have any of you guys, -looks around the room- or GALS seen Bobo.
ME: XD. OMG. That like brings me back to that youtube video I watched like Friday.
SHYANN: -response to renji's question- No one's seen Boon. Er...Bobo. Ahh. I said Boon. What is a boon?
LISA: I'll find out.-starts going on the computer-
SHYANN: What youtube video Briana?
ME: Me. Oh. My! XD....um....I dun know. Some guy made this video about this really bad book he read. The author put, '"Oh, I'm sorry guys," He looked around the room, "And gals."' I mean, who says that? I say guys all the time. Even when it's a big group of girls.
SHYANN: Oh....I guess it's a "you have to see it kinda thing."
ME: Nobody ever get's me. -sweat drops-
RENJI: But-
EVERYONE: NO ONE CARES!
RENJI: Bo-bo. :(
LISA: Aww......
ME: -sighs- Ok. We'll find him.
LISA&RENJI: YAAA!!!!!!
ME: -mutters- Weird people I hang out with.
5 minutes later...
ME: Alright, everyone accounted for.
BRANDIE: Yes. Mam.
ME: Alright, equipment accounted for?
SHYANN: Yes.
ME: Alright. LET'S GOO!!
LISA:-leads the group- Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
EVERYONE: LEFT FOOT, RIGHT FOOT, LEFT FOOT, RIGHT, FOOT.
ME: -gasp- What dare I say do I see?
SHYANN: WTF?
ME: I'm trying something new here!
BRANDIE: I think I see a tail, but to whom does it belong?
ME: Uh....I think that's a tail... O.O
SHYANN: OMG! AHH
BRANDIE: Eww.
LISA: SHIELD MY PERFECT VIRGIN EYES! -starts running around-
IKKAKU: I needed to pee! I thought the coast was clear, Yumichika.
YUMICHIKA: Ahh. You mean that coast.
ME: I'm never ever going to think of you in the same way. Uhh.
IKKAKU: -smirks- pretty nice, huh.
ME: O.O.......UGH!
RENJI: I THINK I SEE BOBO HEADING OUT THAT WAY! -points finger-
ME: This is not how I wanna spend my New Years, looking for a monkey.
BRANDIE: –nudges shoulder- Aw, lighten up!
LISA: AHH! ICHIGO!!!!! -goes down on the ground, laying next to his body-
RUKIA: Ah...Idiot. -slaps her head-
ME: -comes there- what's wrong with him?
RUKIA: He got caught in the bear trap.
BRANDIE: There's bear traps up here?
SHYANN: Wow. What kind of place is this Briana.
ME: My imagination can only go so far. -stares off into space-
LISA: But, What about Hollow Ichigo?
ICHIGO: IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT? I'm going to die here!
ME: -ignores- I think he'll be just fine. -thinks for a minute.- OMG! IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT!
SHYANN: What!? -wide-eyed- another year! I have to have my first year's kiss! -starts randomly looking around-
ME: -gets an evil grin- hmm....
BRANDIE: Uh-oh. You're not thinking?
ME: Yes.
A few minutes later
ME: AGH! Not to high Brandie! I won't be able to reach him.-is up in a tree-
RENJI: I still can't find my pet monkey. -sighs, while throwing rocks into the lake-
SHYANN: Cheer up home boy. I predict something awesome is going to happen to you tonight.
LISA: You're not a physic. -is still by ichigo-
SHYANN: And you're not either. But did I ever pointed that out to you?
ICHIGO: GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!
RUKIA: Shut up!
BRANDIE: -struggles while putting the latter on the floor- Why do these things have to be so heavy?
ME: -moves a branch away from my face- Safe. -sees Gin- Oh, hey GIN! I LOVE YOU! :)
GIN: O.O....And I guess I like you? -does his creepy smile-
ME: -fangirlish scream- You complete me!
GIN: Really?
ME: Well...you're part of the puzzle. The Myriad is another part, friends and family another, writing another, and....lover....still not there.... :(
GIN: 0.0....Um...I'm sorry?
ME: Thanks.
LISA: AGH! ONE MINUTE LEFT TILL 2009!
ME: Ooh. Brandie, get them close.
BRANDIE: -sighs- On the job. -walks over to Hitsugaya and Hinamori and starts shoving them closer to the tree I'm in- :O....OMG. HEY PEEP!
HITSUGAYA: WHAT THE HELL!
BRANDIE: That's it little one. Say those bad bad words. Briana isn't here.
HINAMORI: What happened to Briana?
BRANDIE: -got them to the tree- Oh...you'll see.
LISA: 39...38...37...36...35...34
RUKIA: Oh my god, Ichigo. Would you please be quiet for a second?
ICHIGO: YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME WOMEN!
RUKIA: Ahh. Don't do that. That line was from the Notebook after the main characters had amazing sex.
ICHIGO: 0.0...
RUKIA: Tis. Is true. XD
LISA: I don't want to be the only idiot counting Rukia! Come on! -grabs her-
RUKIA: Uh. Why me? What about all the other characters that don't say much?
MATSUMOTO: Well...I'm drunk! XD And everyone else is kinda out of it. So...
LISA: 24...23...
ME: -whispers- Brandie...closer.
BRANDIE: HOW CLOSE CAN THEY GET?
HITSUGAYA: O.O...Why are you talking to a tree?
BRANDIE: Uh...-blinks- It's my friend. -hugs the tree-
HITSUGAYA: -mutters- Tree hugger.
BRANDIE: Damn STRAIGHT!
LISA: 17...16...15
SHYANN: I need my KISS!
TOM: How about me? -looks hopeful-
SHYANN: :) OMG! REALLY?
TOM: -comes up to her and starts kissing her-
ME: AH! NOW BRANDIE!
RANDOM VOICE: OHH OHH AHH AHH!
RENJI: -jumps up- BOBO! -runs up to the tree where Bobo's climbing, Lisa and Rukia are counting down my the tree now, trying to see why everyone is hanging around it-
LISA: 10! 9!
BRANDIE: -joins in- 8!
ME: BRANDIE!
BRANDIE: Oh. Yeah. -pushes Hitsugaya to Hinamori, but he ends up tripping over Bobo-
RENJI: Ah!! BOBO! -tries to get Bobo, but trips on Hitsugaya, and-
ME: NO!
RUKIA: 4! 3! -Renji lands on rukia, but they don't fall down they-
BRANDIE: -unaware of everything- 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEARS!
-Renji and Rukia kissed, Shyann is still kissing Tom, I'm still in the tree, Hitsugaya's on the floor with Bobo's butt in his face, Hinamori is like lost, Lisa forgot about counting down and is aiding Ichigo who is screaming out Bloody Mary for no reason, Matsumoto has passed out and fallen into Gin's arms while doing so, Ikkaku and Yumichika like passed out too, and everyone else is scattered around so who knows what they're doing-
ME: -sighs- Nothing ever goes as I plan.
BRANDIE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EARTH OF OURS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
ME: Wow. Never thought of it that way. HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS! SEE YEA NEXT TIME IN-
EVERYONE: EXCUSE ME FOR MY RANDOMNESS!!!
This chapter kinda sucked. I was rushing so I had to come up with something. Anyways, I think this will be the last filler chapter for now, because I really have the Dr. Phil trip planned out, but no one seems that interested in it. :(
AND Don't hate me for the Renji Rukia kiss. I'm telling you, nothing goes as I plan. Really, it doesn't. XD
Review, tell me it sucked, don't lie. AHH! Just review. Please, and thanks for everyone who reviewed last chapter and previous chapters before, I reached 101 reviews. Thanks ya guys! :)