Monokuma: You know it really is beginning to bore me reading these kids texts.
Monomi: What?! You're reading their texts?! That's not nice!
Monokuma: Oh shut up and let your older brother have his fun.
Monomi: You aren't my older brother!
Monokuma: You're really starting to get on my nerves little sis...
Monomi: Good! You deserve it for everything you put those kids through!
Monkuma: You're lucky we're talking over text or I'd have some bery inappropriate hand gestures for you.
Monomi: W-Why you big brute! I'll use my staff and- hey where did my staff go?!
Monokuma: Oh that piece of junk? Used it to unclog the trash shoot.
Monomi: What was so big that it clogged the trash shoot?!
Monokuma: Sis, trust me when I say you don't want to know. Upupupu!
Monomi: Gasp! It was the paper boy wasn't it?!
Monokuma: He's always late. He had to be punished.
Monomi: P-Punished?!
Monokuma: Oh yeah! You should've seen the execution!
Monomi: You used an execution on the paper boy?!
Monokuma: Yup! It was Terrrrrific! I had strapped a bomb wrapped in news paper on him, and all he had to do was get to the house before it went off! but alas 'twas not to be... The headline read as "Local paper boy blows new job" upupupupu!
Monomi: But wait if he exploded how was he clogging the shoot?
Monokuma: Well I may have not gotten just ONE person for this execution. Some of them were quite chunky after the explosion! HAHAHA!
Monomi: You're insane!
Monokuma: Why sister, if I was insane would I make teenagers kill eachother over freedom?
Monomi: ...
Monokuma: Well I guess when you say it out loud.
Monomi: That's it I'm coming over!
Monokuma: Why Monomi! How very strait forward...
Monomi: What happened to me being your little sister?!
Monokuma: Well this is Japan. Anyways go ahead, I'm bored out of my mind over here so I could use the company.
Monomi: Wow. YOU are lonely?
Monokuma: Of course. There are so many days when the only company I have are memories of the horrifying things I've done.
Monomi: Monokuma... I had no idea.
Monokuma: Psych! Upupupu~ geez momi you really couldn't see through that one? That makes me sad.
Monomi: W-Why you!
Authors note: didn't think I'd enjoy writing these two as much as I do. Thanks for reading!