a/n; here's another chapter. yay? ;D

kinda weird chapter, but i likes it :) cause i am a sucker for weirdness. and angst. and fluffies. and humor...

ANYWAY.

URK! i decided to write a bunch of chapters, like this one, and i wrote about 4, but i wasn't gonna post 'em yet. i was gonna wait till tomorrow for one, then another one on wednesday...you get the point. but i totally cracked, and now you get this chapter early. bitches. xD LOVE YOUS!

enjoy the chapter :)

oh, and i had a new idea...-evil smirk-

Previously...

"Wow." George spoke up, staring at me with awe.

And...pain.

"What!?"

"You guys sound just like me and Fred used to."

teehee :D

you like?

twenty; imposter of a boyfriend

After we were done eating and refusing to tell Ron what was so funny, I went outside to the apple orchard.

I sat against a tree and closed my eyes.

I still can't believe I'm having triplets.

Or that Harry and I are getting married...

Maybe I should've told everyone at dinner?

Naw.

They'll find out when Harry gets me a ring.

I smiled.

A ring...

Oh, how great it'll look on my finger...

"Hey, you okay?"

SHIT CAKES!

My eyes snapped open.

And met the sight of -

Harry.

"Y-yeah, I'm fine. You scared me!"

A strange smirk twisted it's way onto Harry's handsome face.

"Well, now, I'm sorry. You want me to kiss it better?"

Yes, yes I do.

I grinned.

"Why, I would like that very much, honey."

He bent down and placed his lips on mine.

The kiss felt...different.

He was more tentative, like he was afraid that I didn't want him to kiss me properly.

So, naturally, I took matters into my own hands.

I started kissing him more forcefully, and that's when he pulled away.

Ouch.

That hurt.

His face showed guilt, and without even explaining himself, he ran away.

Hermione stood on the back porch and had a strange look on her face.

She ran over to me.

"Ginny, who was that you were just snogging?"

Has she lost her freaking mind!?

"Uh, duh, Harry. What have you been smoking?"

Hermione bit her lip.

What's wrong with her?

"Ginny...Harry's inside. He has been since dinner."

A sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach.

My jaw dropping open.

My eyes watering.

Hey, I'm freaking horomonal.

So fucking sue me.

"But then...if Harry's been inside all this time...who the bloody hell was that!?"

a/n; oooooh, cliffy :D

-is evil ;)-

Next time...

"Hey, sleeping ugly. What's that disgusting thing on your neck? Oh, it's your FACE!"

I snapped awake and snarled at whoever just said that.

Before I realised I was snarling at a chuckling Neville Longbottom.

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