Featherwind: *walks in* Hi!
Ice-sun: Wow. Hi. That IS amazing.
Kat: *walks in* Yup. And I think the bullet is still in my leg… Oh well.
Coleman: *runs in* There's another one.
Ice-sun: Another what?
Coleman: Anoth- *hears footsteps on the rooftop*
Henry: *falls through the roof and sticks the landing*
Xavier: *shoots at Henry but misses, then drops in* You need to see where I'm coming from Henry, I don't want to kill you.
Henry: I want to kill you. *runs at Xavier and punches at him*
Featherwind and Kat: *facepalm simultaneously*
Xavier: *jumps out of the way and tries to kick Henry in the face*
Henry: *dodges kick and punches Xavier in the stomach*
Xavier: *goes flying into the wall*
Mint-chip: I want a pet walrus.
Ice-sun: (-_-) Now is not the time Minty.
Mint-chip: *le gasp* NOW IS ALWAYS THE TIME FOR WALRUSES!
Ice-sun: *facepalms* No, Minty, it isn't.
Henry and Xavier: *gone*
Mint-chip: Now it is!
Ice-sun: Can we put an end to his obsession with walruses? Seriously. Can we get him a pet walrus, or a walrus-human-hybrid? Just something to stop him.
Mint-chip: WALRUS-HUMAN-HYBRID!
Ice-sun: *facepalms again*
Mint-chip: (^_^) WALRUS-HUMAN-HYBRID!
Featherwind: *facepalms* Why a WALRUS of all animals?
Mint-chip: Walruses are my favorite animals.
Featherwind: Fair enough.
Mint-chip: TO THE LAB!
Featherwind: *deadpans* I thought you hated the lab.
Mint-chip: This time it's worth it because WALRI!
Featherwind: (-_-)
-at the lab-
Mint-chip: Stein! WE NEED A WALRUS HYBRID!
Stein: I think I have some walrus DNA somewhere. *finds walrus DNA* Here it is. Are you sure that you want a walrus-human hybrid?
Featherwind: Just give him the walrus.
Mint-chip: YES I'M SURE! JUST DO IT!
Stein: Okay, geez.
-after the experiment-
Mint-chip: When's the expectation date?
Stein: One month.
Mint-chip: YES! Winning.
Featherwind: *facepalms* Simply walrus.
Mint-chip: I is happy about walrus.
-one month later-
Mint-chip: *walks out of the delivery room with a baby boy that has tusks* Walrus! What should we name him?
Featherwind: Hm… That is a very good question. What CAN you name a walrus?
Mint-chip: How about… Troy or Walter.
Featherwind: Troy. While Walter the walrus would be funny, Troy is a better name.
Mint-chip: Troy it is!
Troy: *opens his eyes*
Mint-chip: His eyes are really light brown.
-six months later-
Troy: *running around in circles* WOO! COFFEE!
Featherwind: *facepalms* Just like Hiro.
Troy: *dives into the pool*
Featherwind: *facefloors*
Troy: *gets out of the pool and runs inside to change his clothes*
Featherwind: *gets up* He is way too much like Hiro… Hm… SURPRISE VISIT! *runs inside, grabs EVERYONE and teleports them all to the DWMA*
Hiro: *eating a slice of pizza* The hell?
Featherwind: *glomps Hiro*
Jasper: *walks in* The hell?
Hiro: *slips out of Featherwind's glomp* I don't know.
Featherwind: *glomps Jasper*
Jasper: *turns into his weapon form, falls and transforms back*
Hiro: We already graduated you know. We've been waiting for you guys.
Featherwind: Oh… WE SHALL HAVE UNE FÊTE!
Jasper: Ummmm… Kay.
Featherwind: *deadpans* It means a party.
Hiro: Okay.
Jasper: Sure.
Featherwind: YAY!
Mint-chip: *facepalms*
Featherwind: *drags everyone back to the house* UNE FÊTE! (A/N: I regret nothing.)
Mint-chip: *sighs and puts on his scarf*
Dawnleg: UNE FÊTE! *jumps on Featherwind's back* I REGRET NOTHING!
Featherwind: *falls over* Oof!
Mint-chip: *looks out the window* It's snowing! *goes outside and dives into the snow* WOO!
Featherwind: (-_-)
Dawnleg: SNOW! *jumps on top of Mint-chip* PIG PILE!
Featherwind: Eh. Why not? *jumps on top of Dawnleg*
Mint-chip: *getting crushed* AH! *makes loud dying velociraptor noises*
Featherwind: *gets up and goes back inside*
Troy: *dives into the freezing cold pool*
Featherwind: (-_-)
Troy: *jumps out* Refreshing!
Mint-chip: *kicks Dawnleg off of him and runs inside*
Featherwind: *eating waffles*
Mint-chip: (-_-) Again with the waffles?
Featherwind: Yup.
Mint-chip: *facepalms*
Featherwind: What?
Martha: Hmph.
Dawnleg: KAMIKAZE! *jumps on Mint-chip*
Mint-chip: *falls down*
Martha: *walks up to her room* If anyone needs me just holler.
Featherwind: *laughs*
Mint-chip: *mutters* Nobody WILL need you, you bitch.
Martha: WHAT WAS THAT MINTY?!
Mint-chip: *silent*
Martha: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
Featherwind: *laughs harder*
Ice-sun: *his phone rings and he picks it up* Hello? I see. I'll be right there. *hangs up*
Featherwind: Qui?
Ice-sun: I got some friends in a pickle. Don't take it literally.
Featherwind: Who even says "in a pickle" anymore?
Ice-sun: I do. *leaves*
Featherwind: I must establish something. Does anyone else here say "in a pickle"?
Mint-chip: I don't think so.
Dawnleg: I do. Bitch.
-later-
Ice-sun: *walks in* Okay guys. Come on in.
C and Q: *walk in*
Featherwind: Aaaand… Random people! Yay. *sarcastic "yay"*
Ice-sun: Everyone, this is C. *points at C* And this is Q. *points at Q*
C: Hi.
Q: Whatever.
Featherwind: Meh. Ice, you can't just go bringing people no one else knows into le sanctuary.
Mint-chip: I know them.
Featherwind: You're not helping. May I remind you that your friends have injured us or tried to kill us before? *cough* Kaneki and Touka. *cough*
Q: Well, it seems like we're not welcome here, let's go Carol.
C: *deadpans* Really?
Featherwind: I never said that. I'm talking about people that do kinda need to kill… Meh.
Kat: Simply meh.
Q: Fine.
C: Don't worry about him, he's an anti-social bastard.
Q: Bitch. Quit calling me that.
Featherwind: I was actually thinking that.
C: *takes a laptop out of her bag and starts typing something*
Featherwind: Whatcha doin'? *all Isabella Phineas and Ferb like*
C: Hacking into the security system in this house.
Featherwind: Oh… WELL YA CAN'T HACK DAWNLEG!
Q: Chill, we do this to all of the houses we go to. It's a safety precaution.
Featherwind: I get that. I'm just saying that you can't hack Dawnleg, who, mind you, is the brutal back-up security system. (A/N: Alliteration AND rhymes all in one sentence! YAAAAAAY!)
C: And, done.
Q: Good.
Dawnleg: The fuck? How did you get past 2 bank level firewalls? (A/N: I shit you not. This is my life.) (Another A/N by someone different: LANGUAGE!)
C: It was actually quite easy.
Q: *explains how to do it really fast so nobody can understand*
Featherwind: Uh…
C: See what I mean? It's easy!
Dawnleg: Never have I met someone who can speak as fast or faster than me when excited.
Featherwind: You has le competition Leggy.
Dawnleg: I'm more freaked out than nervous about competition.
Featherwind: I know right?
Q: Heh.
Featherwind: *evil grin*
C: *also grins evilly*
Featherwind: You don't even know why I'm grinning.
C: I know why I'm grinning.
Featherwind: Well I'm grinning because you two have yet to have initiation!
Q: *raises an eyebrow*
Featherwind: *grabs two boots and gives one to Dawnleg* I call hitting him! *points at Q*
Q: *runs upstairs* NOPE!
C: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Q: *runs downstairs and kicks C*
Dawnleg: *warcry* YOU SHALL DIE! *proceeds to beat his head in with a boot*
Featherwind: BOOT TO THE HEAD! *beats C's head in with the boot*
C: *kicks Featherwind in the crotch*
Q: *tackles Dawnleg and proceeds to take the boot and throw it out the window*
Featherwind: You have now been initiated.
Dawnleg: YOU TOOK MY BOOT! BITCH! *gets another boot and starts beating Q with it*
Featherwind: (-_-)
Q: STAHP! SOMEONE HELP ME!
C: QUIT BEING A PUSSY!
Dawnleg: He's a pussy? No, he's normal. *starts beating C with a boot*
C: BITCH! GET OFF ME! *kicks Dawnleg in the crotch*
Dawnleg: *kicks C back so hard that she might be sterile*
C: *falls over crying* I THINK THAT YOU RUPTURED MY OVARIES!
Dawnleg: Your welcome.
Q: Not cool.
Dawnleg: Too bad. My house, my punishments.
Ice-sun: *facepalms*
Dawnleg: You are only fertile because up until now, I have let you go. I suggest you don't push me, Ice.
Ice-sun: I'm not trying to. *runs out of the house, gets into his car and drives away*
Dawnleg: *points at Ice* Common sense.
Rod: *runs in*
Dawnleg: YOU HAVE NOT BEEN INITIATED! *beats Rod with a boot*
Rod: *shifts the gravity for Dawnleg so that she gets stuck to the wall*
Dawnleg: Bitch! If I can't resist it you're going hurt everyone in this house!
Mint-chip: *hits him with a boot* You have been initiated.
Crona: *slams into the wall and breaks her arm* I don't know how to deal with this! *starts crying*
Rod: *stops shifting the gravity* Sorry, natural reflex.
Dawnleg: Just try to tone it down. *starts bandaging Crona's arm*
Rod: I'm here to see Martha.
Dawnleg: Up the stairs down the hall on the left third door on the right,
Rod: *walks up the stairs*
Martha: *starts yelling at Rod*
Rod: *walks back down the stairs* She turned into a bitch.
Dawnleg: She's always been that way. *throws a boot at Martha*
Martha: OW! FUCK YOU!
Dawnleg: :}
Rod: *raises an eyebrow*
Dawnleg: Deal with it.
Rod: *slowly starts walking to the door*
Dawnleg: Don't get lost. *mutters to herself* Why is this place so fucking big? People get lost regularly! I suppose it's so we have enough space for everyone.
Rod: *walks out the front door*
Mint-chip: Ooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy…
-meanwhile-
Ice-sun: *knocks on the door of a mansion*
Henry: *opens the door* Ah, hello Ice, young Sir Charles will be with you in a moment. Come on in.
Ice-sun: *walks in*
Charles: HENRY! WHO IS HERE AND WHY DID YOU LET THEM IN?!
Henry: It's Ice, Young Sir.
Charles: *walks in* Oh… Ice, take a seat.
Ice-sun: *sits down on a chair*
Charles: So what do you need mister?
Ice-sun: I need a place to stay for the night.
Charles: I can gladly accommodate.
Ice-sun: Thank you sir.
Charles: Henry, show him to the guest room.
Henry: Yes sir. This way Ice. *starts walking down a hallway*