I'm posting this today because I have no school! Anyways, I hope you enjoy the chapter!
I don't own any characters or references that are in this chapter.
Bonnie's sensitive lavender ears suddenly picked up a scream coming from the kitchen in the midst of him practicing on his guitar. He got off of his bed and quickly ran downstairs to find Chica with an anger look on her face.
She was staring at the usual spot the cookie jar would be, which was next to the kitchen sink on the shelf below the window. However, nothing was there except for the kitchen timer the chicken used when she baked sometimes.
Freddy and everybody else ran downstairs or from the living room to see what had happened. Foxy decided to say what was on everyone's mind.
"Lass, what be the matter?"
"Someone ATE all the cookies!" she screeched.
Bon Bon turned around in Freddy and Fred's direction. "Would you two like to say something to Chica?"
"Say what?" they said in unison before turning to one another. "Jinx! Double jinx! Triple-"
"ANYWAY!" Chi said turning to the Fazbear brothers. "Just admit that you two ate the cookies so that we can go back to what we were doing."
"But we didn't eat them." Freddy said before putting his hand up. "Scouts' honor."
"You know, you guys shouldn't be saying that unless you are or have been a scout." Mari stated, crossing his arms.
"Me and Fred were cub scouts when we were five and had been until we were eleven."
The puppet smiled at that. "You know how ironic that is right?"
"A mystery?!" Bonnie's eyes twinkled. "This is my chance!" he grabbed the crimson fox's arm and dragged him up the stairs. "Come on Foxy!"
The pirate didn't have time to protest since the bunny's door had closed just before he could yell. After about five minutes, the two returned wearing similar outfits to that of Sherlock Holmes and Watson. Bonnie pointed at Mari as he smoked his pipe, which causes bubbles to come out.
"Mari, turn off the color."
"Will do Bonnie!" the masked man saluted as he snapped his finger and everything went dark.
In Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, anything can happen. From murders that never happened in this universe to love that would spark at any given time in any fanfic you happen to click on. But this is no ordinary occurrence here at Freddy's.
This is a true crime, THIS is a true mystery.
The scene starts out at the front of Freddy's on a rainy day. It pulls up to the security office, where Bonnie and Foxy are sitting and Mike and Jeremy are tied up in the back of the office. The camera moves closer to the pirate fox, who happens to be nodding off to sleep in his chair.
That is my cohort Foxy T. P. Fox. He's not the brightest or greatest of the billions of people I've worked with-
"Hey!" Foxy retaliated, sleep gone from his expression. "I be findin' that offensive!"
but he'll do for now...or at least until I can grab a better assistant. And who am I?
The camera goes to Bonnie, who tilts his hat and winks.
I am Bonnie the Bunny. The most skilled, trained and cutest of all the detectives you more than likely have encountered. Anyways, today is a rainy day in Freddy's. The room is cold, the sun disappearing through the thick dark clouds and the air really dusty.
Bonnie sneezed.
Foxy glared at the two tied up security guards. "Jeremy boyo! When ye get the chance, clean up yer workplace why don't ye? Show pride in yer work!"
Jeremy mumbled a few words through the tape that bounded his lips but glared at the fox regardless. The pirate dusted the man's glare off and laid his head down on the table.
The day took a boring start to the point of the Foxy and I almost falling asleep but we shook ourselves awake when a knock came to our attention. The door opened and the two of us were met with a beautiful sight.
In the doorway was a woman. A beautiful woman at that. She was so refined, everybody whistled when she finally decided to come in the room. She had an ass so big and so real, it put Nicki Minaj to sha-
Chi had happen to grab a baseball bat from her purse and slammed it against the recorder Bonnie's voice was coming out of. The bunny glared at her.
"You...you..."
"Bitch!" Foxy screeched, which in returned got him a trip to getting hit with the baseball bat.
"It's a good thing I have an spare!" he pulled out a different recorder from his jacket and pressed play.
Anyways, the woman looked like she was in distress so I asked her what was the matter. She looked over at me and said.
"I've been robbed!" Chi cried, clasping her hands together in a begging way. "Oh please Mr. Detective! You've got to help me!"
I looked at her precariously. Should I even trust her? Ladies like her are too good to be true. And as such, I questioned her.
"How do I know you're not just pulling my heartstrings?" the bunny asked, moving his pipe to the other side of his mouth as he said this.
The chicken grabbed him by the collar and said. "Help a girl out or I'll shove you in the oven!"
"Okay! I believe you! Just don't eat me please!"
The curvy chicken smiled, dropped the bunny and said. "Good. Now, I want you to meet my sister in the dining hall. She got some evidence for you two. It may be useful."
And so, our journey began...
After the beautiful and strong chicken left our office, we headed for the dining hall. Another chicken was waiting there and boy, was she ugly...
"HEY!" Chica and Foxy yelled.
Bonnie blinked and looked at the fox quizzically. "But I didn't offend you-"
"That's right! Ye offended poor Chica over here!"
He looked over at the chubby chicken and bowed his head in shame. "I'm sorry Chica, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
"It's okay Bon." she smiled.
We went over and sat down parallel to her. She smiled as she handed us her evidence, which was nothing.
"Where be the evidence?" Foxy asked.
"I don't have any physical evidence but I do have something a bit useful..." Chica smiled.
She handed him a piece of cloth. Black cloth.
"This IS physical evidence!" Bonnie pointed out.
"...right." the chicken smiled sheepishly.
"Bonnie, I think we be havin' our suspects..." the pirate said.
Any so, we left the area in search for all of our suspects.
Freddy, Fred, Goldie, Shaffy, Springtrap, Mari, BB, Mike, and Jeremy sat in the interrogation room (aka the security room) as Bonnie and Foxy came in. They stared at each one and nodded.
We started this investigation like all the others: making the criminal crack from our group of suspects.
The purple bunny cleared his throat and pointed at Freddy. He then sang. "Freddy stole the cookies from the cookie jar."
"Who me?" the bear asked.
"Yes you!"
"Couldn't be."
"Then who?" he moved on to Fred. "Fred stole the cookies from the cookie jar!"
"Who me?" Fred asked.
"Yes you!"
"Couldn't be."
"Then who?" He went on to Goldie. "Goldie stole the cookies from the cookie jar!"
"Who-"
"Um Bon?" Foxy interrupted. "Goldie couldn't have done it."
"Why not?" the bunny asked.
"He wears blue or sometimes very very very dark violet."
Bonnie looked at the yellow bear and then at the fox. "You have a point. Goldie, you may-"
The taco lover threw Spring over his shoulder and quickly left, the door swinging behind them.
"leave..." Bonnie finished before continuing with the interrogation. "Shaffy stole the cookies from the cookie jar."
"This is stupid." the lavender bear sighed.
"Yes you!"
"I'm leaving." Shaffy walked out the door.
"Then who!" Bonnie moved on to Mari as Foxy chased after the runaway suspect. "Mari stole the cookies from the cookie jar!"
"Who me?" the puppet asked, ignoring the screaming from Shadow Freddy in the background.
"Yes you!"
"C-Couldn't be!"
"You STUTTERED!"
"Ooooooooooh!" everybody else in the room said, pointing at Mari.
"Admit it Mari! ADMIT THAT YOU ATE THE COOKIES!"
"I-I didn't eat them!" the masked man said, violet tears forming in his eyes.
"Oh really?" Bonnie asked. "then how would you explain THAT?!" he pointed towards the stitches on his shirt sleeve.
The puppet began to cry. "I'VE BEEN FRAAAAAAAAAAAMED!" he then proceeded to bawl his eyes out.
BB went over the Marionette and hugged him as Freddy sang. "Bonnie, how you do that? Make a grown man cry."
"Shut it Fazbear!" Foxy yelled, dragging an unconscious Shaffy in with him. The lavender bear was being dragged by his leg and as the pirate pulled him in, the door swung closed but was stuck due to the Shadow's neck blocking the doorway. "Oops."
"Leave him there cohort," the bunny said. "I'll deal with him once I deal with this THIEF." he turned in the puppet's direction but realized he was gone. He blinked. "Where'd he go?'
Billy pointed to a baby puppet crying in his arms as he glared at the bunny and left the room.
"That be why no one likes ya!" Foxy said as the child slammed the door shut. "That be also why it was you all along!"
"What'd he do?" Mike asked, struggling a bit in his restraints.
"He was the one who stole the cookies!" Bonnie exclaimed. "Mystery solved!"
Little did I know that the mystery wasn't solved just yet.
"Actually not quite mates."
Bonnie and Foxy turned to see Mangle in the doorway, Crackers in hand.
"Me parrot and I ate the cookies."
Both detectives and the suspects that was still in the room gasped as Crackers yelled.
"Why'd ya do that Mags!? We could have gotten away with it!"
"Because Crackers, it be wrong to frame someone fer somethin' they didn't do." the white fox explained as the bird sighed.
"The 'kid-friendly' concept is starting to take its toll on ya. Let's go to bed..." Crackers then added. "Pretend Mangle never said anything."
The parrot then dragged his owner out of the room as Bonnie blinked.
"Well...NOW the mystery is solved!"
And that's how I, Bonnie the Bunny, became the world's greatest detective...next to the Olsen twins.