Friday the 13th...I wonder if it's bad luck to put a chapter up on Friday the 13th.

If you want to know why there was no 4th of July chapter, Ed accidentally set off a firework and blew up Central Headquarters. Rebuilding the headquarters consumed the quantity of time of updating, and Roy himself is ankle deep in paperwork, so he's not in this chapter. How tragic where we won't have his slamming door antics. It's for his own good really...

Kind of a short reviewing chapter, but it's because I had to rewrite this chapter several times due to it getting erased too many times, so I ended up short handing some of it or getting rid of certain parts.

I don't own Full Metal Alchemist

Keep Asking And I'll Kill You

The second "The Reviewers Are Heard!" chapter!

"How the hell do I get myself into these things?"

"Ed, you just stepped on my foot."

"Al, I thought you couldn't feel anything in that suit of armor."

"Sniff...I can so feel things."

"And besides, it's my foot you stepped on Ed."

"Why are we walking around in the dark of a cemetery?"

"I decided to read the reviews of the fanfic here. Perfect setting for Friday the 13th."

"Friday the what?"

"13th. You know, unlucky?"

"Does that explain the numerous lucky charms that you have duck taped on your clothes?"

"Can we please turn on a light of some kind?"

A flash from a candle illuminated the darkness of the State cemetery that the three had trekked out into. After lighting a few more candles and placing them around the group, Amaya leaned against a tombstone. Ed suddenly pointed at the aforementioned tombstone.

"Isn't that Hughe's tombstone?"

"Really? What does it say?"

"Loving husband, father, crazy photo man, delicious sex muffin!?" Ed sputtered. Amaya quickly scrambled away from the tombstone and sat on the ground in front of Ed and Al.

"Who in the seven hells would put something like that on his grave?"

"I don't know Brother, but there are footprints here. It looks like someone was...dancing on his grave." Al pointed at the ground in front of the tombstone. Amaya suddenly looked nervous.

"Let's just read the reviews, shall we?"

Numdenu

Wow...that was funny. Whoo.

You should do a chap where Ed's reading fancrack. XP

Ed waved his arms dramatically, "And what do you call this!?"

Mrs Alichay Sohma

that was so funny!

(thatswhatshesaid)

please! more! more!

(thatswhatshesaid)

dammit, stop!

(thatswhatshesaid)

Amaya clapped. "Good news everyone, Ed finally mastered how to say the phrase 'that's what she said' correctly. It took several hours of smacking him around with a wet noodle, but it seems he finally got it down."

Ed rubbed his shoulder in remembrance. "Did I mention that it hurt?"

"That's what she said."

Ed and Amaya froze as they looked over at Al.

"What?"

Numdenu

Suddenly, Roxas runs by shouting something about getting hearts by cutting grass in the Legend of Zelda, and the Fourth Wall crumbles to bits! The pieces crush everybody but Ed, Al, Roy, and YOU! Congratulations, you have EXTRAORDINARY LUCK!

...Okay, so I saved you, but only so you can update. TO DEVIANTART! (-Disappears in a puff of kitties...which Al falls off his roof to get-)

"Who the hell is Roxas?" Ed asked.

"And what is this Legend of Zelda?" Al asked.

"Wait a minute...you're not cheating on us, are you? That's it, isn't it?" Ed pointed a finger at Amaya.

"What?"

"We've had to put up with your constant hatred of us..."

"I don't hate you guys..."

"...and then something like this happens. Stop testing our friendship!" Ed was now yelling. Al sighed as Amaya started yelling at him too. Al stood up and left the two to argue, taking a walk and finding several cats in the cemetery to cram into his suit of armor. When he came back, they were still arguing...or so it seemed.

"Rudabaga my ass!"

"Well then, what about that Steve Jobs guy?"

"The guy that owns IPOD? Guy with the black sweater or something?"

"Yeah, the guy who can sell crap with a straight face."

"I thought that the sweater was to hide a scar?"

"You mean like where his heart escaped?"

"That joke is already owned by Scott Ramsoomair. We should be getting back to the reviews." Al spoke up, effectively ending whatever they were talking about.

Kiarra-Chan

Right Rain, you most definatly know how to write. I think you could be a journalist. You could change the world! Please update soon!

"Actually, I have taken a few classes in journalism and I am going to take a few more in creative writing." Amaya answered. "Thanks for the idea that I could change the world."

Ed frowned. "I thought your dream was to become a table dancer in New York?"

"Ed, if I hadn't left my wet noodle at home, I would be hitting you with it so hard, your children would feel it."

"That's what she said."

Everyone stared at Al again, who threw his hands into the air.

"When you people say it, it's funny, and when I say it, everyone stares. That isn't fair..."

Kyasarin-Maarukeehii1

Ed suddenly stood up really fast, in the process of knocking over a tombstone labeled, "Envy Fangirl Number 6,078"

"Who just insinuated that I like guys?"

"No one. Ed, sit down."

Ed plopped back down next to Al, still looking wary, as if there were a swarm of yaoi fangirls hiding in the cemetery bushes.

Artificial Life Creator

GO POKEMON PEARL!! why does everyone seem to have bought pokemon diamond? PIRATES are THE BEST MOVIEs ON EARTH!! Except for the intro of the second one. that was just creepy. THE THIRD MOVIE ROCKED I TELL YOU!!

"You know, I'm still suing that Jack for those toaster chimeras." Ed reminded Amaya.

"Ed, suing Johnny Depp is like playing Shadow The Hedgehog-a waste of time."

"Zing!"

"Al, what is wrong with you today!?"

Numdenu

The crickets are singing your praises, nitwit.

"A lot of these reviews are from this Numdenu person..." Ed commented as he sorted through the pile of reviews.

"Yeah, he (she?) Makes me laugh sometimes. Kind of makes me feel all warm and fuzzy insi-"

Numdenu

I still think you should make fun of crossovers.

Amaya broke off mid-sentence, now looking quite angry. "Excuse me, I'll be right back." she hissed as she suddenly ran off somewhere. Ed and Al sat there in the dark for the longest moment until...

Meow...

"Al, your packing cats again!" Ed scorned as he opened his brother's armor, despite his protests. A dozen black cats shot out at them and started clawing at them as hard as they could.

"Why did they have to be black cats Al?" Ed moaned.

"But they are so cute!"

"But they're unlucky!"

Meanwhile, while Ed is being scratched to death by cats, the one called Numdenu finds themselves waking up...and tied to a chair.

"What in the...what's going on? Why does my head hurt?"

Amaya emerged from the darkness. "I got bored of waiting for you to wake up, so I pistol whipped you a few times."

"Why would you do that!?"

"Oh I don't know, maybe it's because of the repeated number of times that I said that if you people keep asking me, I wouldn't do them.", she said with a slight hint of annoyance.

"I'm sorry!"

"Sorry is not good enough. Keep asking, and I'll kill you, got it?" she said threateningly.

"Yes sir!"

"Good. Now, I'm going to knock you out again and you won't remember any of this, except not to be asking anymore." Amaya said as she pulled out a baseball bat with barb wire wrapped around it.

"You might want to brace yourself, your going to be feeling this while you're in the hospital."

There you go. That is what will happen if you keep asking me.

I will do it...eventually. There are things that I have to do first. Crossovers will be most likely done last.

Happy Friday The 13th peoples.

R&R everyone.