I would like to apologize right now. For how late this is. I blame no one but myself. Anyone who's still with this story after two years is amazing. I own nothing!

"Sleeping is a great thing, you know?" Danny said happily, as he leaned on Dani and Harry's shoulders. They both smiled at him.

"That's exactly why we do it!" Harry reminded him.

"Have you guys just completely forgotten that two of your best friends are petrified?" Dani asked with a raised eyebrow.

Danny stopped leaning on her. He began sulking. "I forgot for a while. I'm gonna go sulk in the corner now." Danny said depressed and unenthusiastically. "Thanks for reminding me Dani."

Harry had also become rather unenthusiastic and depressed. "Can I come with you?"

Danny turned and glared at Harry. "No! Go find your own corner!"

"Fine, GOD!" Harry said, glaring back at Danny. When Danny finally thought it was all over as he entered his corner, Harry jumped on his back, and the two started pushing and shoving each other, trying to obtain control over the corner.

Dani shook her head in disappointment. "My brothers fight over the stupidest things." She said, as Ron and Tucker approached.

"Hermione and Sam would have stopped them." Ron said sadly.

Tucker's eyes widened. "Oh Jesus, isn't it Hermione's birthday?"

"Oh fudge!" Ron said. "We all forgot! Thank god she's petrified."

"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!" Harry screamed, having heard Ron. Harry walked up to him and punched him in the jaw.

Hard.

"YOU'RE SO SELF CENTERED THAT YOU WANT YOUR FRIEND TO BE PETRIFIED!"

"OI!" Ron exclaimed. "We forgot her birthday so it's a good thing she's petrified or she would have been hurt since we forgot. Bloody hell, that hurt, Harry!" Ron said, rubbing his cheek.

"Oh." Harry said, embarrassed. "Sorry."

Harry returned to his place in the corner of the room.

"Bloody hell, for a kid who was starved for the first eleven years of his life he can punch!" Ron exclaimed, still rubbing his cheek.

Dani shook her head and made her way to the common room. She started going through Harry and Danny's stuff again, looking for a book that was thrown at Danny a while ago. She found it in a pile of who knows what that Danny had. She took it, and retreated to her dormitory, alone. It was hard not to be alone, with two of your roommates petrified, and the other two not exactly liking you.

Dani apparently was a little bit too boyish to be on Lavender's good side. And with Parvati being Lavender's best buddy, she stayed away from Dani too. Dani had contemplated just staying in Danny and Harry's dormitory, but decided against it with all the guys in there. Sure, the two would beat the stuffing out of anyone who so much as insulted Dani, but either way, she preferred not to test her luck.

Dani picked up her quill and a bottle of ink. Dipping the quill in the bottle, she opened up the blank book and wrote on the page in her neat handwriting.

'My name is Dani Potter.' She wrote. To her shock, the ink disappeared into the page without leaving a trace of the written words. Even more to her shock, the book wrote back.

'Hello Dani. My name is Tom Riddle.' It read. Dani nearly closed the book and ran out of the room screaming, but decided against it, since it would attract too much attention.

'Why is a book talking to me?' Dani wrote.

'It's a secret.' The book wrote back.

Dani furrowed her brow. 'What do you mean it's a secret?!'

'It just is.'

Dani shook her head in annoyance. 'Well can you at least let me ask you a question?'

'You just did.'

Dani was now enraged by the book, but didn't want to anger the book if it knew anything. She picked up her quill again. 'Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets?'

'Yes.' The book wrote.

'Can you tell me?' She wrote.

'No,' it wrote.

Dani was just about ready to get up and throw her quill away in a rage quit when the book wrote more.

'But I can show you.'

Dani raised an eyebrow at the book's words. The book's pages began to flip madly on its own, and the book began to glow, it's glow getting brighter quickly. The book stopped on a page and words began to appear.

'January 17th, 1949'

Before Dani knew what was going on she was sucked into the book. The area around her was in black and white, as far as the eye could see. The only thing with some color was her. People began to descend from the stairs. Four people holding a stretcher with a blanket draped over the victim in the stretcher. An old man and descended after them. Dani turned around to see a boy a few years older than her hurrying up the stairs to the aging man. The boy passed straight through Dani's body.

"Professor Dumbledore!" He exclaimed. The old man turned to him as the stretcher proceeded down the stairs and turned the corner. "Is she..."

"Yes, Tom. She's dead." Dumbledore said in dismay. "But, the culprit will be caught. Headmaster Dippet is addressing the matter as we speak."

"It's Hagrid, Professor, I know it." Tom said. Dani glared at him.

"Do you have proof?" Dumbledore asked. Tom opened his mouth to speak, but closed it moments later. "I thought not. As long as you don't have proof, you can't go making these accusations, Tom."

"But Hagrid has a monster he keeps in his room!"

"You don't have proof, Tom."

The scene changed, swirling golden light surrounding Dani for a few moments as the scene turned to Tom and a large male arguing.

"We know it was you, Hagrid. We all do, just admit it! I know that spider of yours is responsible for the murder of one and petrification of several!" Tom shouted.

"It wasn't 'im! I'm tellin' ya' it wasn't Aragog!" Hagrid exclaimed.

Tom removed his wand from within his robes. "Alohamora!" He said, unlocking a chest as a spider escaped from it. A huge spider at that. Dani jumped out of the way as it scuttled by. "Arania Exumai!"

Aragog dodged the spell and made its way out of view as the swirling light surrounded Dani again.

Danny was expelled from the book and flung back into her chair. She was flung a little too hard, as she hit the chair and fell backwards in it.

"Ouch..." She moaned as Lavender and Parvati walked in.

"And so Dean was like 'Hey Lavender' and he was , blushing and I'm pretty sure he likes me, and what are you doing on the floor Dani? Something boyish again?" Lavender asked.

"Lay off Lavender, she probably just leaned back too far." Parvati said to Lavender as she dropped her bag on her bed.

Lavender scoffed. "Only guys lean back in their chairs."

"What time is it?" Dani asked, frazzled. She stood up and dusted herself off before repositioning the chair.

"Eight oh five." Parvati said, checking her magical watch.

Dani's eyes widened. She'd been in the book for three hours and a half! She'd skipped dinner! Danny and Harry were probably freaking out!

Dani ran down the stairs to see her brothers sulking on their favorite lounging chairs. She smiled at them and sat down next to them.

"What's up?" She asked happily. Danny looked at her with the most adorable sad face Dani had ever seen.

"Sam used to do that..." He said.

Dani couldn't help but look at him sympathetically.

Danny fell face first into a pillow and stayed there in a sort of depressed state. Who cared about everything around him? His world was petrified.

Now Dani on the other hand, was more than sick of the mopping of her siblings. She grabbed Danny's collar and pulled it down so he fell to the ground face first. Harry started laughing, that is, until he found himself being held upside down by his sister. Dani dropped him on top of Danny and the two body turned to look at her with innocently confused looks.

"What the bloody hell was the point of that?" Harry asked, still on Danny.

"I'm tired of your constant mopping!" Dani exclaimed, outraged. The entire common room began to give them strange looks. "It's about time you learned to live without them! They're gonna be in petrified soon, so why don't you stop acting like kids who lost their mommy in the supermarket, AND START ACTING MATURE FOR ONCE IN YOIR LIVES?"

Danny and Harry stared at her, blinking for a few moments. Harry put his face in another pillow. "HERMIONE WOILD HAVE LECTURED US LIKE THAT!"

Dani growled and threw her arms up. "Forget my bloody secret!" She said. She transformed and the common room gasped. She picked up Harry and Danny and threw Danny out the window with intangibility. She just put Harry two feet above the staircase and watched him fall down it.

"HEY!" Danny shouted, now in ghost form. "THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN THROW ME OUT A WINDOW IS MYSELF!" Danny shouted.

Everyone gave him a confused look, as if asking why he throws himself out the window. Danny scoffed and crossed his arms. "Well I had to get away from the Fentons somehow without blowing my secret and having them possibly hunt me."

"I know I've fallen down the stairs a few times but was that really necessary?" Harry asked, dusting himself off. Harry groaned as he saw the huge crack in one of his glasses' lenses. "This is your fault." He said. He took the glasses off his face and thrust them at Dani. "Fix them!"

Dani pulled her wand out and fixed the glasses in one swift motion. "Repairo." She said. The glasses fixed themselves and Harry slipped them back on. "Thanks for cleaning them too."

Danny scoffed from up in the air. "Glasses. They're so overrated. What's the big deal with them being dirty anyways?"

Harry slowly turned his head in a menacing glare. "What's the big deal?" He asked angrily. "IT'S LIKE YOUR CORNEA HAVING SMUDGES ALL OVER IT."

Danny and Dani raised their eyebrows. "What's a cornea?" They asked in unison. They then turned to glare at each other before yelling out "NOT THIS AGAIN!"

Harry threw his arms up in defeat. "I'm done. FRED, GEORGE!" He called out. The twins turned to look at him with that everlasting glint in their eyes.

"Yes Harry?" They asked together.

"What can we," Fred began.

"Assist you with today?" George finished.

"Operation one oh five." Harry said, his green eyes shining brightly.

"Yes Pottykins, Sir!" The two said with a salute. The three of them began to run to the portrait hole, laughing as they went.

Danny looked at Dani who was flying next to him. "Oh fudge..."

Dani raised an eyebrow. "What?"

"YOU'RE IN GHOST MODE."

"OH FUZZLES!"

"WHY DANI WHY?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"

"I DON'T KNOW?"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"

"I. DON'T. KNOW."

"THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN!"

"CLOCKWORK WHERE ARE YOU?"

"EVERYONE FORGET DANI'S HALF GHOST."

Ron raised an eyebrow. "You expect everyone to forget after the scene you just put on?" He asked.

"RON JUST ASKED SOMETHING THAT HAD A LOGICAL SIDE TO IT!" Dani exclaimed.

"I KNOW!" Danny said, shouting.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"AM I ON BROWNIES?"

"SOMEONE SPIKED THE PUMPKIN JUICE!"

"WHO HERE OWNS THE SYRINGE?"

"I THOUGHT THOSE WERE MUGGLE THINGS?"

"THEY ARE."

"THEY HAVE MAGICAL ONES?"

"MAYBE."

By now the common room from third year up was rolling on the floor laughing. Some second years were as well, and all the pure bloods were confused.

"I don't get it... Brownies are like, good, and how do you like, spike like, pumpkin juice, like, you can't do that with hair gel and like, what's a syrup-inge?" A third year pure blood, Christy sad to her not-friend-at-all-worst-enemy Jenny.

"You're not only a pure blood but you have the IQ of a four year old. People like you aren't meant to understand." Jenny insulted.

"What's like, an IQ?" Christy asked.

Jenny gasped. "It's a unicorn-squirrel!" She said, pointing at nothing.

Danny gasped and pointed at it, talking to Christy. "It's like a unicorn but its a squirrel. They can give you free lipstick and make up."

Christy gasped and ran in that direction, leaving Jenny alone.

"Thanks." Jenny said.

"She was so stupid it annoyed me. And she wasn't even talking to me."

"I feel your pain."

Dani tackled Danny. "I REMEMBER WHY I CHANGED TO MY GHOST FORM IN THE FIRST PLACE." She exclaimed. "YOU SULK TOO MUCH!"

"YEAH!" The entire common room yelled in agreement. There was a sudden silence.

"Why was I sulking again?" Danny asked.

The moment of silence continued before everyone burst out laughing. The door flew open and Harry walked in dragging a bag of cupcakes, and Fred and George held many crates of butter beer.

"LETS FORGET ABOUT ALL OF OUT PROBLEMS FOR TONIGHT!" Harry exclaimed.

"AND PARTY UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!" Fred said.

"WHO CARES IF I HAVE DOUBLE POTIONS TOMARROW?" George exclaimed. "IM HOLDING BUTTER BEER!"

The common room cheered as the beverages were passed out. Everyone was making random toasts, and Neville was being held up as he sang "You're the Best Around."

After singing the intro, it slowly turned into a group song.

"'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST," Neville sang.

"AROUND!" Harry ended.

"NOTHING'S EVER GONNA COME AND BRING TOU DOWN," Danny sang.

"'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST!" Dani yelled out.

"AROUND!" The entire common room finished. By the time the song was over, several people summoned instruments and started playing. Everyone was singing at the top of their lungs, and laughing as they did so.

All in all, they shook the castle to its roots.

McGonagall, burst through the portrait hole and shook her head at the sight of her students. To the entire common room's horror, Dumbledore entered as well. After all, he was a Gryffindor in his school years.

"What are the lot of you doing?" McGonagall fumed.

Dumbledore put a hand on McGonagall's shoulder. "Minerva, they're simply having one of the famous Gryffindor house parties."

"They're shaking the castle all the way to the dungeons-"

"Minerva." Dumbledore gave her a McGonagall-worthy stern look. "As if you and I both didn't have some of the best parties in our day. We shook the Earth all the way to Hogsmead with how loud we were."

McGonagall turned to her house. "What is the occasion this time? And who is responsible?" She asked.

She was very surprised to see Harry come out of the crowd. Tiny, little, was-in-a-state-of-complete-and-utter-depression-for-about-the-last-week Harry Potter.

"We were all depressed and troubled. Simple as that." He shrugged. "NOW WHO WANTS TO GET BACK TO THE BUTTER BEER?" He yelled out.

The entire house yelled yes in reply as Fred and George handed butter beers to McGonagall and Dumbledore. "Welcome to a party sponsored by Gred and Forge Inc. please, enjoy the butter beer." They said together.

It was somewhat creepy the way they said it, but McGonagall and Dumbledore both shrugged their shoulders and toaster. The house cheered and the party went on until the late hours of the night, professors included.

~*~THE NEXT DAY~*~

All the Gryffindors kept their heads down in DADA the next day. They're partied out minds weren't ready for school, and Harry didn't even move when Lockhart asked him to demonstrate some pointless, probably fictional scene.

"Professor, can I ask you a question?" Dani asked.

"Of course Ms. Potter!" Lockhart responded "knowing" Dank was going to ask for an autograph.

"Can you please just SHUT UP!" She asked. The entire male population of the class cheered in agreement.

Being the pathetic man all the guys and Dani beloved him to be, or the "emotional warrior" all the girls believed him to be, Lockhart simply went up to his office in silence.

Dani went up to the front of the class and removed all Lockhart's lilac ink from his desk. "I say we protest against this color ink. No one can read it, it's just way too light." She said.

Everyone stood up and gave Dani a standing ovation.

NOW MY DEAR READERS I THANK YOU FOR WAITING EVER SO PATIENTLY FOR THIS BUT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAD MUCH OF A CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I ALWAYS GET SLOW NEAR THE END, AND ANYONE WHO'S BEEN WITH THIS SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING KNOWS THAT. AND I HAVE TO ASK, WHO OUT THERE HAS? PUT IT IN A REVIEW IF YOU HAVE, AND HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY! REVIEW PLEASE!