R.O.F: Hey everyone, we're back!
K.O.W: And the two years of peace have begun.
R.O.F: For the time being, we will be showing what the shepherds are doing while the two years of peace pass.
K.O.W: By the way, this chapter begins after everyone else's weddings.
R.O.F: Which will be shown in another story that my twin brother will be posting.
K.O.W: You all will have to wait to see that story begin because it is a drabble story that shows the 'funny moments' that the shepherds have gotten themselves into.
R.O.F: As well as some 'other' moments.
K.O.W: Anyways, let this chapter begin!
R.O.F: Let's begin!
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Waking up with a groan, Chrom looked next to him to see that his wife, Sumia, wasn't next to him. Chrom shrugged and got out of their bed, commencing his day off on a good note. Chrom then opened up the closet and starting to dress himself in what he could find.
"Sumia's probably in the kitchen with Conroy. Again." Chrom muttered to himself as he finished dressing himself in casual attire that was fit for a king. "Alright. It's time to start off another day with a new family."
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As Chrom walked into the kitchen, he saw Conroy and Sumia chatting about who knows what and Connor preparing breakfast for everyone. Lissa was sitting at one of the tables with a look of anticipation. Panne looked like she was bored, but she appeared to be waiting in anticipation for Connor's cooking as well.
"Hey there, Chrom. How are you?" Connor asked, not even taking his eyes off of the stove.
"I could be better, but I'm happy to have more members join my family." Chrom replied with a chuckled as he gave Sumia a good morning kiss.
"Of course. This life would be absolutely boring without a taguel joining the family." Conroy joked, earning a glare from Panne. "I'm joking, Panne. We are all happy to have you here. Especially Connor."
"You might want to keep your 'rabbit jokes' to a minimum around Panne." Connor warned his twin brother.
"Well I can't help it if you two go at it like rabbits. Hahahahaha!" Conroy joked once again.
"That's it!" Panne shot up from the table and gave chase to the fleeing Conroy.
"*sigh*Once again, my twin has Panne's nerves wracked. I'll go retrieve them." Connor stretched before walking out the door that Conroy and Panne left out of.
"Well, we can never say that these mornings will be uneventful. Heehee." Sumia commented with a giggle.
"Yeah, I know. Good thing that Connor finished breakfast BEFORE Panne starting Conroy. The last time was like hell itself was unleashed." Chrom said as he and Sumia started eating their portion of breakfast.
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After running from Panne for awhile, Conroy found himself at the top of a giant tree. It was very unpleasant for the brash and usually fearless tactician. Conroy tuned out Panne's shouts of fury due to his new found fear.
"First, fire and now, heights! Man, I'm becoming WAY to soft." Conroy fearfully and spitefully thought.
"COME DOWN HERE FACE ME LIKE A WARRIOR, YOU SPINELESS MAN-SPAWN!" Panne's voice was getting louder and louder, but good thing Conroy is tuning her out. It's a bad thing for the townsfolk, who were sleeping, to be woken by an angry taguel.
"N-no, I'm g-good!" Conroy finally responded to Panne's outbursts.
"Hey, Conroy! How are ya doing?" Gaius called out to Conroy.
Looking over to his left, Conroy saw Gaius, who was smiling at him, despite the situation that both of them were in. Conroy wondered how the red-headed, green-eyed thief got up here as well and why wasn't he climbing back down.
"I could be better. How did you get up here and WHY aren't you climbing back down?" Conroy replied to Gaius and voiced his thoughts.
Rolling his eyes, Gaius said, "If it wasn't painfully obvious, I'm has a fear of heights."
"This is coming from the guy who said that he'll do ANYTHING for candy." Conroy gave Gaius an 'are you kidding look'.
"Hey, bug off! I was running from Olivia and now, I'm hiding here. Believe it or not, she's actually quite scary. Once you pissed her off enough." Gaius shivered as he remembered the look that Olivia gave him when he told her the 'bad news'.
"What did ya do this time?" Conroy asked with a huff of annoyance.
Gaius rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Well, I kinda used her money that she earned from her performances to buy candy."
Conroy raised an eyebrow, slightly curious of what he he's about to hear next. "So, how much money did you use?"
"...All of it." Gaius answered, pointing at the sac of candy he had tied to his back.
"..." Conroy sighed, not wanting to reply to that answer. "Well, it looks like me and Gaius will be here for a while. I know Panne has a lot of patience. So that means we will have to wait for Connor to show up and fix it...hopefully."
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Connor was walking down the streets of the town within Ylisse. As he looked around, he noticed that the shops and other various stores were now opening for business. Connor let out a contempt sigh, happy with thew fact that these wonderful people were now at peace.
"I can wait all day, man-spawn! Don't try your fate against me!"
Connor heard the 'lovely' voice of his taguel wife as he walked closer to his destination. The calm tactician saw that Panne was looking up at a tree. Connor raised a brow, until he saw what Panne was looking at: his twin brother, Conroy, and Gaius.
"Conroy, just apologize for your actions. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man in some situations." Connor called up to his brother.
"I can't be 'the bigger man' when a damn taguel is down there!" Conroy replied, giving his twin an incredulous look. "And do you really think an 'I'm sorry' is gonna fix this problem!? I've crossed that line and I'm not going back!"
"Stop being an immature child, Conroy!" Connor scowled at Conroy's stubbornness.
"Hey, what's going on here!?"
All eyes turned their gazes on the person who said that. When everyone saw who it was, only one person was unbelievably happy.
"Ricken! How ya doing buddy?" Conroy asked with a grin.
"I'm alright, but the question is: are you alright?" Ricken replied. "You definitely look like you're in trouble.
"Yes, he is in trouble because of his immaturity." Connor said, answering how Conroy got stuck in the tree.
Conroy rolled his eyes with a huff. "How about you shut up, you traitor! I thought it was bros before-"
A fireball just barely missed Conroy as he dodged and moved up the tree. Connor closed the tome and blew off the smoke that was on his fingertip.
"I dare you to finish that sentence." Connor said, glaring at his now frightened twin brother.
"Hey, Conroy! I just got an idea and all you have to do is jump!" Ricken shouted up to Conroy as he pulled out an arcwind tome.
"...Alright. I'll do it." Conroy replied in a squeaky voice.
Connor, and a few others, scoffed in disbelief with the same thought. "He isn't going to do it."
"Don't do it man! You have a wife waiting for you at home!" Gaius said in fear for Conroy's safety.
"Gaius, if I don't make it...tell Lissa that I love her." Conroy replied taking a deep breath.
"If you're going to do it, then do it already!" Connor said, impatiently.
"Alright, let's do this!" Conroy thought, then he jumped off the tree.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Connor screamed with a terrified look on his face.
"Annnnnnnd... NOW!" Ricken said as he used the arcwind tome to blow Conroy in the air and away from all of them.
However, the only problem was the fact that Ricken launched Conroy TOO high.
"Oops." Was Ricken's only response to what happened.
Connor turned to glare at the young mage. "Run, kid. Just, run far away from here."
Wasting no time, Ricken ran in the direction that Conroy flew away in, and quite quickly too. When the young mage was out of his sight, Connor sighed.
"I'm sorry for all of this." Panne said, looking guilty about what happened.
"It's not your fault. At this point, it's nobody's fault." Connor replied, caressing his wife's cheek to soothe her.
"So what are you two gonna do about me?" Gaius asked, feeling like he was forgotten.
"Have fun getting out of the tree." Connor said with false smile as he and Panne walked away.
"Are you really gonna leave me alone!?" Gaius had an insulted look on his face.
"No, I'll have Panne go get Olivia, so she can keep you company." Connor replied, not turning around so Gaius can't see the smirk forming on his face.
Gaius' pupils dilated at the thought of Olivia finding him. "Oh gods, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Conroy was currently flying upwards. Upon going higher, he saw a familiar red-haired pegasus knight on patrol. Realizing he can get help, Conroy took a deep breath and called out to Cordelia.
"CORDELIA, HELP ME!"
Cordelia raised a brow as she stopped her mount to look around for what had called out to her. Once she realized that she was probably remembering her pegasus sisters' screams, Cordelia shivered at the memory.
Once Conroy noticed that Cordelia paid him no attention, he came to a conclusion: he was a dead man. After sighing in fear, Conroy looked down at what he going to land on, and it was a pile of pillows.
"Looks like I'm lucky today." Conroy thought as moved his body toward the pile of pillows.
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"I hope Conroy hasn't been troubling you, my dear Lissa." Maribelle said as she and Lissa went on their shopping spree.
"While he can be somewhat erratic, he's still my hubby and I love that about him." Lissa replied with a content smile.
Maribelle sighed, but smiled nonetheless. "Still, I do think he needs to calm down and be more proper. Just like his twin brother, Connor."
"But that's way too boring for my tastes. No offense to Connor, though." Lissa said, but stopped walking when they were in front of a pile of pillows. "Do you hear someone screaming?"
Maribelle stopped walking as well and listened. "Yes, I do and it sounds like it's coming form above."
After Maribelle said that a figure land in the pile of pillows. The feathers that were once inside the pillows were now scattered about the area. Some of them covered Maribelle and Lissa.
"Ugh! I can't see!" Lissa whined, taking the feathers off of her face to see who landed next to her and Maribelle. Upon seeing who it was, Lissa gasped.
"What is it, darling?" Maribelle asked, then gasped when she what her best friend was looking at.
As the feathers landed on the ground and out of the way, the two blondes saw Conroy laying down in the now flattened pile of pillows. Once Conroy met their gazes, he awkwardly smiled.
"Hey, ladies." Conroy paused to spit out some feathers. "How are ya doing?"
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After the incident with Conroy and others was over, we found the group, excluding Gaius, within the castle of Ylisse. They were all inside the courtyard with Chrom and Sumia.
"Conroy, would you like to explain how we got a complaint from the pillow store owner?" Chrom asked, showing how much that they would have to pay for the damages. "The rest of you can go. You too, Sumia."
The others left, along with Sumia. Some cast Conroy worried glances, while others gave Conroy disappointed glances as they left the room.
"...I'll help out by taking the money out of my own pocket." Conroy said with a guilty grin.
"No, I'm punishing you. You'll be attending ALL of the meetings that Sumia and I will be attending. You will be attending some of them in our place." Chrom issued the punishment with his arms crossed.
"What!? That's absurd!" Conroy said, standing up off of the bench that he was sitting on.
"Would you rather pay for damages by yourself? Keep in mind, that it will put you in debt with the owner and I'm pretty sure that you don't want to be anyone's slave." Chrom retaliated, glaring at Conroy, who sat back down with a groan.
"Fine, FINE! You win!" Conroy said, covering his face in defeat.
"Think of this as an excuse to spend time with me and Sumia, and not as a punishment." Chrom smiled, trying to enlighten the situation.
"I'll try." Conroy replied, his voice muffled by his hands.
Chrom nodded and walked out of the room. Once the blue-haired exalt was out of the room, Conroy sighed as laid down on the bench.
"I think I need a nap after all of this. These years of peace are going to be fun though." Conroy said with a chuckle as he closed his eyes to fall asleep.
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R.O.F: Wow, Conroy got punished by Chrom.
K.O.W: That must be a massive strike to his dignity.
R.O.F: Yeah. Anyways, we hope y'all enjoyed the chapter!
K.O.W: Besides the fact that it took practically two months to finish it?
R.O.F: Remember, we're lazy and we got lives to live.
K.O.W: It's unfortunate that some people might not understand that.
R.O.F: Ignoring that, we hope y'all stick around for the next chapter of Fire Emblem Awakening: Tale of the Twin Tacticians!
K.O.W: See you all later!
R.O.F: Until then, bye!
