ANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD... PREGNACY SOLVER!
(Falcon punches Samus and Link out the house.)
WHOO!
Wendell: I get Lucina's place I guess...
Im starten 2 get scarred that Bjork Obema and the librul medea mite find thes storey and mak fenfacshunnat
Me: O.o What the f*** is that?!
tak it don so no im on the wating lest 4 anutter sit call archev off r on wich ill put a bakip of this on for if the libruls remov my storey her 2 silance me I cam contenu it their. I wilnut be sillans Brak Obuma!
Wendell: I have duct tape! :D
CHAP 21: THE GUD TEECHER
It was a fwe days latter and Josh was stil in hidan and we coldnt fine him. So I went on anuther doble dat 2 chickfela with Lauren and Lunk and Ije. I was eetin my fod wen sudanly a famelar persan I wasnt excepting cam and sat naxt 2 me.
Narrator: You could call stranger danger too...
"Hi Sara" she sed. "Hi Tiffany" I sed back. It was my englash teecher Miss Dawson but I call her Tiffany evan tho in reel life shes ben tell me 2 stap dong that 4 moths and ses shell giv me a dameret if I doit agen. In this storey shes ok with it tho. Shes relly patent with me evan tho I hav dislexa and wratin is hard.
Imagi: Pretty sure that aint it...
She evan lets me cum in aftar scule sumtims 2 get help with wrating. I thank that mens wer frends. I thank dislexa is a chalunge that God mad 4 me jus like he mad girls so much mor atrective than bois so thet steying strate wodnt be 2 esy for me and id hav 2 werk at it. Im try hard 2 overcum both chelenges so I can hav a gud life and than goto hevan. Shes also yung and pritty 4 and smells nise. The onely bad thin is that shes engag 2 Mr Jonson of al pepole in fact I wrot the first chaptar of this storey aftar she cam into class and telled us she was engage. Most of the girls in my class r made abot the engagmant becuz they think Mr Jonson is hawt 4 sum resin but hes an athist librul and hes not gud enuf 4 Tiffany.
Me: B****. She can marry who she want. M'kay?
"I jus braked up with Mr Jonson becuz hes evul" Tiffany sed. "Cool" I sed. So we all want back 2 manshan togetter. Wen we git 2 the Manshun and Mister Ham flewed up. "Sara u ned 2 stap brinen new pepol her" Matter Han sed "espeshully withot dong the paparwerk."
Narrator: Seriously, he's getting carpal tunneling.
"Master Hanes ur such a jurk why do u hav 2 be that wey" I siad.
Wendell: Because I am yo' superiour BIYATCH!
"Its ok Sara" Tiffany sed "Ill do thes relly big globe thins paparwerk."
Imagi: GET A NECK PILLOW!
And so Tiffany left 2 do that. I went 2 the TV scren rom agen 2 see if the evul pepol wer up 2 anythin. Mr Jonson luked sad. "My gurlfrend braked up with me becuz im evul" he sed. "Thats ok we shuld probebly tell Samas 2 rap her into a lesban aneway" Barick Amoeba sid.
Wendell: She's still here? Wow.
"Yea go do thet now Becky Samas is prolly in Hom Deepo becuz shes a lesban" Satin sed. "Ok" Becky sed "I was gon 2 goto their aneway becuz ima lesban 2. Wen Miss Dawson (shes not god enuf frens with Tiffany 2 call her by her furst nam) is a lesban shell go bye Ms Dawson becuz thats wat librul lesban womens do and than shell giv Sara a F and rap her."
Me: THE INHUMANITY! Imagi: NOT REALLY! Me: I KNOW! Imagi: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
And so Becky laft 2 goto Hom Deepo. I was scarred agen. I had 2 protract Tiffany form becom a lesban! Id stap her befor she got 2 Hom Depo but im strate so I didnt no were the neerest on 2 the Manshan was and evan if I did that plaec wold sertenly be fill with 2 many lesbans so I just had 2 protect Tiffany by stayen neer her.
Narrator: Or... people who needed gardening tools...
I want 2 tell everone abot wat I saw. Lauren and Lenk and Icke jonned me in protect Tiffany frum been rap by Samas.
Me: Geez that was fast...
Lucina: I HAVE RETURNED!
Yo.
Lucina: ACT HAPPIER!
Imagi: Yay.
Narrator: Yippie.
Wendell: Sparklers...