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21st Night - Remember to switch hands sometimes
ELAIDE: Those little shits are probably still alive, I can't let them live, not after that insult!
KRORY: I can't believe you left me here to rot among tentacle rapist drug flowers, Granddad. What the fuck were you on? Now no one wants to be my friend and I'll die on my own, thanks a lot.
ELIADE: *sobbing*ALEISTER! Some brats claiming to be Exorcists came to slay you! They even attacked me!
KRORY: ...
ELIADE: ...And they set your Granddad's plants on fire
KRORY: NO NOT THE METH FLOWERS!
ELAIDE: Come, drink my blood and kick their asses.
ANIME: *conveniently leaves out Krory's flashback coz why not*
KRORY: *bites her*
ELIADE: *gets off on it*
*outside Allen and Lavi dug up the graves*
ANIME: *conveniently leaves out the rock-paper-scissors debate*
LAVI: These used to be Akuma, before they rotted away into liquid lol. This ain't no simple vampire hunt.
KRORY: *appears behind Lavi*
ALLEN: LAVI!
KRORY: *punches him the fuck away* Fight me.
*they fight*
ALLEN: Wait! You aren't even a real molester, you only nuked the Akuma!
KRORY: WTF? I don't give a fuck about those, I kill coz I can. And I'll kill you too. *blasts him upstairs*
LAVI: *attacks him* NO, NOT MY UKE HOW WILL PEOPLE SHIP LAVEN YOU FUCKING SAVAGE?! FIGHT ME!
*inside*
ALLEN: Fuck, now that hurt. Wha? I'm seeing stars?
TIMCANPY: I EXIII-
ALLEN: *shoves him into his pocket*
ALLEN: *continues to feel up the wall*
WALL: *blushes*
ALLEN: *finds the "switch"*
WALL: *came- nah it just opened up so Allen could fall in a secret room*
*moans inside*
ALLEN: Is someone masturbating there?
WALL: *gets jealous and closes*
ALLEN: Dafuq?
ELAIDE: Yo, whatcha doin' in a ladies powder room? *starts applyig make up*
ALLEN: Powder? Is that how you call drugs here? Is that wound-?
ELIADE: Oh, goodness. *puts make up on it*
*it's super ineffective*
ALLEN: Umm... aren't you supposed to smash me into the wall?
WALL: *still jealous that it's being ignored*
ELAIDE: *smashes him into the bookcase* Satisfied?
ALLEN: Not really. You're not gonna peg me are you?
ELIADE: *flips him over*
ALLEN: Thx *starts coughing up blood*
ELAIDE: Wat, no fighting back?
ALLEN: I like it rough.*thinking* My body feels so hot... Well it's to be expected since I AM hot, still*
ELIADE: Wake up! *starts punching him for good measure*
ALLEN: I assure you there's a part of me that's very much awake.
ELAIDE: *keeps punching*
ALLEN: What a turn on.
ELIADE: *smashes him into the wall and retrieves an axe outta nowhere* I'll kill ya.
*outside Lavi and Krory still fight*
LAVI: You ain't half bad. You might be one of us after all.
KRORY: Wut?
LAVI: Didn't you realise that you kept going after Akuma?
KRORY: Dunno, don't care.
LAVI: K, then I'll knock you out. *summons disco lights*
KRORY: WHAT THE-
LAVI: *unleashes a fire snake on him* Answer me when ya wake up.
*back inside*
ELAIDE: I'm gonna slit your throat and get off on it lol *swings down the axe*
ALLEN: *catches it*
EDLIADE: You're just begging for some S&M huh? *realisation!* Wait, you aren't even awake?
ALLEN'S MAGIC HAND: *breaks the axe and activates*
ME: Ok, but where are the mega cool tattoo like patterns?
ELAIDE: *jumps away just in time, but is still scared shitless - well according to the manga at least*
ALLEN'S MAGIC HAND: *raises Allen in the air*
ELIADE: How many times did this guy masturbate with that hand?
ALLEN'S MAGIC EYE: *disappears into a shiny star*
SKULL: *emerges from it*
MANA'S VOICE: I'm back. The darkness is back.
MINI ALLEN: I'll become a god one day, I promise.
MANA'S VOICE: Then go deeper.
MINI ALLEN: In her?
MANA'S VOICE: Within the dark world.
MINI ALLEN: Oh.
*in the real world*
SKULL: *recedes back into Allen's head*
ALLEN: *wakes up* You're an Akuma.
ELIADE: You're a savage, you ripped my nipple off.
ALLEN: Don't worry, I'll rip the rest of you apart.
END OF 21ST NIGHT