Speacial thanks to Gothic Anime Lover for betaing this, and insisting that it gets written...seriously I was being a slacker so you should all praise her if you like this story...

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Previously on Slayerfest

Sasuke felt no need to go to gym class. Seeing a sweaty Naruto would only make him hot again. Though waiting in the locker room to take a shower with the blonde seemed like a good idea. Meanwhile, the boy decided to find a book to pass the time.

He didn't realize how good of a book he would find.

He remembered each account. He had, after all been the main attraction, though he doubted that the drawing really captured him.

Being in such a "good" mood when the white haired man entered the room nearly cost the latter his life. He would restrain himself though. Sasuke was never stupid about choosing his victim. There would be no reason to bring up suspicion,ever. The last person he needed or wanted hunting him down was his new lover.

The man had barely moved into the room when he spotted Sasuke at the table.The raven had moved the good ten feet to the door in a flash to block the man's exit.

Shock from the display of power overwhelmed the helpless human. Sasuke easily gripped him from behind and tilted his head to expose his neck. When he was young there was always pain as his teeth grew only the thirst for blood made him do it. There was no longer any pain, only joy in knowing that the thick red flood would be entering into his veins again, sustaining him, giving him life and eternal youth.

The man tasted younger than he looked, though white hair graced every follicle the man could not be past his mid thirties. Sasuke stopped after a moment though his veins craved for more. He spun the still living man around and looked straight into his eyes.

"If you or any of your lackeys tell," He stroked over the wounds causing the guardian to hiss, "Naruto you're all dead: you, them, your entire family." Sasuke pushed him into the counter adjacent to the door while leaving the room.

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Two months previous to last chapter(right after chapter 19(refresher above previously)):

He could see just enough around the corner to see the light reflect through the beautiful locks, the tan skin being completely uncovered, but as he turned the corner all he got was a great shot of his desire walking away from him. He followed quietly and smirked as the boy stepped into a shower. The calming sound of the water rang in the air, but nonetheless Naruto was scared by a pale Uchiha white hand as the curtain was pulled back.

Naruto yelled trying to cover himself up. "Aaaahhh!! What the hell bastard? You can't just sneak up on people."

A punch landed solidly into the rock hard abs of the vampire. Naruto looked surprise at what little effect his punch had, but seemed to dismiss his confusion quickly. After all he had been in a fight with the raven before, and was preoccupied with covering himself.

"Hn. You should learn to evaluate your surrounds better is all. I've been following that tight ass of yours for a while now." Sasuke stepped forward reaching around the dripping body to touch said ass.

"Hey you can't just.." But Naruto was cut off by lips which locked onto his own. He started to mewl, but pushed the other away despite his inner conflict.

"Your clothes are getting all wet."

"Then I'll take them off."

"Sasuke maybe we shouldn't be does this."

"Define this. You mean kissing?" Sasuke kissed him while grabbing the wrist covering the other's most private parts and moving it away.

"No."

"Do you mean touching?" He ran his hand softly down the half hard tan member he just uncovered.

"Well …."

"Then I guess everything is fine." He pulled to bring the soft lips to his own again, but found strong arm wedge between himself and the other stopping him.

"I mean being naked in the school together."

"Hn, then we can be naked together outside of the school?" His question failed to receive and answer though.

"Naruto?" Called an unfamiliar voice.

"See bastard."

"Dobe. Just be quite and they won't find us."

"This time you're the idiot the shower is on."

"Well unless they are perverted then we won't get disturbed." Sasuke pulled himself into the small area immersing himself into the water and closed the curtain. "Hmmm, where was I?" The tan body was once again pulled in and the pink lips kissed intensely.

"Naruuuuuto?"

Naruto pulled back and breathed heavily. "Come on this will be the second person who catches us today."

"So I don't care who knows that I want you."

The shower curtain was pulled back. Naruto clung for dear life onto Sasuke to keep his body hidden. Peeking over and through Sasuke's dark hair Naruto saw a familiar face.

" Konohamaru?"

--

After a few more awkward moments Konohamaru was convinced to wait at the lockers so that Naruto could finish washing and get dressed. Sasuke of course was completely drenched, hard, and could do nothing about either situation.

He went to his own locker and pulled out the clothes he stored there for gym class. The intruder seemed to get a little curious and walked over to a half naked Sasuke.

"What?" Sasuke growled.

"You're with Naruto?" The guy sound a little past shocked.

"Who are you?"

" Konohamaru, Naruto's best friend."

"Hn."

Konohamaru stepped closer. Sasuke didn't like the proximity, but waited to see why he was getting closer.

The boy spoke softly, "And I'm not a vampire. Let's get this clear, Naruto listens to me above all other people, I'm in control here and you're going to end up doing what I want, or you can kiss your boytoy goodbye." He pulled away.

"Hn. I wouldn't make me unhappy if I were you." Sasuke clasped the boys throat. "You are going to suffer greatly for thinking you could get me to do anything." Sasuke let him go.

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Naruto took the corner carefully, he was so embarrassed being caught naked with Sasuke. He went over to his locker ignoring his old friend and boyfriend. He didn't even notice the stare off the two were having. He pulled out his shirt and put it on. Then carefully put on his boxers using the towel to hide his commodities. From behind he was pulled into a body. "Sasuke!!" His head was turned and he was kissed roughly.

"I'll see you later." With that his boyfriend walked off.

"What did you say to him?" Naruto asked Konohamaru holding back his anger.

--

He hadn't gotten a real answer out of his friend. Excuses like, "He just wanted us to have some time together" and "Seemed to have some errands." Naruto was gullible but Sasuke wasn't the kind of guy just to leave because someone else showed up. He was more likely to stay and drive them off. He did seem a little possessive, but Naruto appreciated that people that cared about him.

With out thinking about it Naruto had walked to the library. His body was used to going there after gym.

"Umm Naruto? You like to read now or something?" Konohamaru inquired.

"Huh? No I have to be tutored." Konohamaru started to laugh as Naruto opened the door.

"Naruto deserves to know." Gaara's voice growled fully to Naruto's shock with the door open. Shikamaru, Kakashi, Lee, and Gaara all stood by the front check out counter. This was not the normal state of things.

"What do I deserve to know?"

Kakashi looked Gaara in the eye silencing him. The all stood around in silence making the awkwardness grow by the minute until Shikamaru finally spoke up. "Just that I saw you with Sasuke, that we all know about you two."

Gaara walked off hitting some books of the counter with a swing of his arm, leaving extra tension, and suspicion in Naruto's mind.

"Well, how about you three.. Err... four get to studying." Kakashi suggested stopping the silence.

They all slowly gravitated towards their normal table. The room was quite during study time, but today it was eerily so. Naruto knew that there was something else that they were keeping from him he just couldn't guess what it was.

--

Naruto sat quietly in the graveyard looking into the sky. Nobody really seemed to want to tell him anything right now. He heard a few foot steps, despite the quieting effect the powdered snow had. His hand already had a stake ready. He counted down in his head and then swung back, but stopped right before hitting his best friend in the heart.

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Kamarona's heart rate when up exponentially as he watched the small piece of wood fly towards his heart. He was going to die by his best friend's hand. But as time slowed down for him so did the hand in reality. He felt the tip nudge into his jacket and then drop down.

"Man, you almost killed me."

"What are you doing out here, the graveyard isn't exactly a safe place." Naruto chastised.

"Apparently not, but if it's not so safe why are you out here?" Konohamaru sniped back.

"I just needed to think some things over."

"Well while your thinking could you explain to me why you like boys all of the sudden? I mean come on, gross! What happened to liking Sakura?"

"Sakura... Sakura's in the hospital, Konohamaru."

"What happened?"

"I don't know exactly, but it's not good." Konohamaru knew Naruto didn't want to give details, though there was a time the two shared everything, but he would have Naruto's total trust soon enough. He had looked for him in the graveyard for a reason. He had followed Naruto around when they were younger, trying to beat Naruto at everything, but always failed when it came to anything physical. Naruto was oblivious to how odd this was, and probably explained it away do to age, but Konohamaru knew we wasn't weak. He could beat most of the older kids at games, but Naruto was different, he had known it, it just took a while to figure out how different he really was.

"I'm sorry. But that doesn't mean you just move onto the next pretty face."

"I love Sasuke, now drop it." Konohamaru didn't like the sound of that. There was no way that Naruto knew that Sasuke was a Vampire, he had had his suspicious before, but a slayer in love with a vampire was unheard of.

"All right, I just want to look after my best friend, make sure he doesn't get into something bad. I know you would do the same for me. So tell me about him."

Naruto patted the grave next to him and his friend sat down. He told him of the first time he saw the bastard, how they had accidentally kissed because of Sakura's clumsiness, how he helped him in class, and looked out for him, how they fought, and how aggressive Sasuke was towards him even from the beginning.

A good friend would try and protect the blond from the evil around him, but Konohamaru had long given up on being any kind of decent person or friend. He knew that he still was in Naruto's confidence, and more so than that, exactly how gullible Naruto could be. He had once told Naruto the sky was green and he believe him for a whole day. He needed something from a Vampire and he needed to be sure that he could trust... well have a firm enough hold on such a creature that he could get what he wanted.

"You know Naruto, you shouldn't let some one pressure you into sex, that's not love, that's just physical."

"Well what if I want to be physical?"

"Do you?"

Naruto hesitated a little and started to think.

"You haven't even had time to think. Do you know if he's done it before? He could be carrying a horrible disease. You really should make sure he's been tested, and not just for going all the way, if your not careful just kissing him could lead to zielony." He knew random polish words would eventually come in handy.

"Zielony?" Naruto looked concerned.

"Yes green foaming of the mouth. You'll get green foaming cold sores for a month."

"No way!" Sure Naruto was saying he didn't believe, but he believed it!

"But don't worry; it's only if you use your tongue." Naruto seemed a little disgruntled at this news. "Oh and it usually take a few months to develop so you wouldn't even notice from kissing a few times."

" Konohamaru, you're lying right? People kiss all the time."

"Yeah, but it's still a possibility."

"Then there is Nubbendory."

"Nubbendory?"

"Yeah, if you let some one play with your nipples too much you'll start growing a third."

"That's not possible!" Though as impossible as it was, a fear of it was still going to be rooted into Naruto and only Konohamaru a knew how to kill these weeds.

"No it's true it's what happened to that guy on Friends."

"And you wouldn't' believe all the things that could happen if you had sex. You do know how guys have sex right?"

Naruto had some idea, and for some odd reason, well not really odd, he just knew that Sasuke did and was really willing to teach him. "Of course!" He lied a little.

"Well, if you bottom, you'll bleed for a month."

"Is some one talking about bloooooood??" So much for scaring Naruto half to death, then again this might be the perfect opportunity to gain a little more trust, and a little bit of information.

--

Naruto reacted immediately, turning and rushing in with his stake. "Aaaaaahhh" swoosh, the vampire stepped to the side and tripped the slayer.

"I expected more from a slayer. Then again, you do look pretty pathetic."

Naruto felt two feet walk up above his throbbing head. There a second Vampire, female, stood above him.

"Baby slayer… So cute." She swung her hand down to punch Naruto, but got a mouth full of Naruto's shoe instead. She backed off in pain. Naruto flung his feet back then forward making himself flip to his feet. He took a look around for the two blood killers and spotted Konohamaru too.

Konohamaru! Naruto needed to keep his friend safe, but also keep his secret.

"Naruto!" His friend rushed in and grabbed the first Vampire from the back, but was easily shaken off.

"Konohamaru get out of here before these guys rob us!" Naruto was all to pleased with his lie, and did not expect his friend's reply.

"The only thing these demons will steal from us is our blood. C'mon Naruto a Vampire Slayer should know that!"

His friend already knew he was the slayer? But how had he found out. It didn't really matter. Naruto landed a hard back fist to the pretty vampire's face. The girl was getting the beating of her life. He flung his wooden gripped hand forward, but she stepped back just in time. Her face full of fear realizing the danger of the slayer for the first time. She continued to back off until she was running.

From behind Naruto was grabbed by her companion. " Konohamaru a!"

"What you want some help there?"

"Nah I've got this guy, but she's getting away." Naruto dropped the stake in his hand.

"Got it!." Konohamaru picked up the stake as the male vampire got acquainted with the back of Naruto's head and ran after the girl.

Naruto pulled out his extra stake from his back pocket, just as the vampire came in with a hard punch. He stepped just to the outside of it sliding his hand down the out-stretching arm. Then gripping harshly right before the fist. He swung himself under the arm never losing his grip on it pulling the vampire further off balance. A backward swing of his leg flung the vampire down to the ground, Naruto flung himself down stake first and was met with dust and the ground.

"I've got to remember they disappear… the ground hurts a lot."

--

Konohamaru chased after the severely beaten on demon. Throwing himself onto her they both landed on the ground. She turned her self around and started to laugh. "Ha ha ha, Human, you give yourself to me?"

"I would but I think you only have intension of making me food." He placed the wooden tip to the opening of her low cut shirt.

"Stake to the heart, and you're finished, and in your condition it would be easy. Tell me where can I find Sasuke, and I'll let you live."