Oh, Wario's House. This popular Mushroom Kingdom store is acclaimed by every customer that walks in and out.

Waluigi: FUCK!

Wario: What now, Wal?

Waluigi: I checked, and all our Google reviews are negative!

Wario: That can't be…..why?

Goomba: Hey! This box of Froot Loops has been eaten by termites!

Koopa: The meat at the deli expired a year ago!

Wario: Were we even open a year ago?

Waluigi: I think.

Wario: Y'now what? I think we should hold a survey.

Waluigi: You mean actually ask our customers how they feel about this store?

Wario: Guess so.

Later..

Wario comes up to the front counter with a box.

Waluigi: What's the box for?

Wario: It's a survey box. (holds up survey forms) Customers can write on these here survey forms how they feel about this store, slot em' in the box, and we come and check to see how the survey is going later.

Waluigi: Cool.

Wario: ...And the survey is going to be helpful (looks out window) BECAUSE THAT STUPID TOADSWORTH EMPORIUM IS OPENING SOON…..

Even Later….

Wario: Okay, closing time everybody!

The customers pay for their items and leave the shop.

Waluigi: Did you check the survey box yet?

Wario: Oh yeah!

Wario rushes to the box and shakes it.

Wario: It sounds like it's chock full of feedback!

Wario opens the box and pours the forms on the table.

Waluigi: Well, let's see. ''Terrible service, I was forced to pay two times the MSRP for a box of graham crackers because the cashier said that ''We need money, you fuck!''''

''The restaurant's food is horribly out of date. The fish sticks they gave me probably expired when Space Jam was still in theatres.''

''This store...where do I start….most of all, it shouldn't exist because it ain't a PokeStop….useless pile of shit….and there are literally no Pokemon here…..man my data plans will be fucking demolished if I don't catch 'em all soon. TEAM VALOR 4 LIFE!''

Wario: Okay...that last one can be ignored..

Waluigi: All this...it's negative. But what really hits me hard is this one:

''This place is literally run by two people. TWO. Can there be, like, actual staff or something? My god, there are 10 Cashiers, but only one is active at a time. WHAT'S THE POINT?''

Wario: What do we do about the one?

Suddenly, the doors swing open.

?: Golly, did someone say they needed staff?