I remember when I though this was going to end at Chapter 10...Here we are at Chapter 21. Credit to tardis-blue-jay for the Speedy hat dare.

Me: I do not own Young Justice.

Me 2: Yes, I do.

Me: Noo...you, we, I, arhg! None of us do!.

Me 2: Yeah I do.

Me 3: Hey, who the hell made clones of us?!

Robin: *Cackle*

Me 4: GET HIM!


July 10, 1:45 P.M, Mount Justice

The silence was deafening, as everyone seemed shocked and confused, even Connor. Only Batgirl seemed unaffected by the announcement. In fact, she even seemed a little smug, holding in a fit of giggles, but not because she had locked lips with Wally, but rather because she had managed to already shock and awe the entire team, within an hour of being a part of it.

Wally, in his defense, had the decency to look ashamed, and mortified at the same time.

"It, it wasn't like that! She-I, it-I mean, it was for a mission!" sputtered Wally.

"Of course you would kiss a girl under the guise of a missions. It's a miracle you haven't cheated on me yet." snarled Artemis, letting out more anger and jeal-no, I am not jealous-ousy than she intended to.

"I swear, it's the truth!"

"Hey, have some mercy on him. It's the truth, but I'm not saying anything else." said Batgirl in between a fit of laughter.

Robin glared at her, and even behind the sunglasses, Batgirl could still see the detail-demanding meaning behind it. Being Batgirl, she just ignored it and spun for the bottle, still grinning at Wally's 'marital issues'.

Suddenly, M'gann entered the room in her green form, looking a little paler than normal, and prompting a serious look of concern from Connor.

"M'gann, are you ok?" he asked worriedly, getting up to help her down.

"Not really, something in the Oreos..." she groaned.

"She must've eaten too many too quickly. Just like her uncle, when he first encountered Oreos. She just needs to lay down and wear it out. It should be gone in half an hour or so. Until then, she should probably sit out the game." stated Robin helpfully.

Connor complied, sweetly fluffing the couch cushions and making sure M'gann was comfortable.

"Truth or Dare, Roy?" asked Connor, turning around to find the end of the bottle pointed at him.

"I'll do a truth today." replied Roy

"I overheard, using my super hearing, you and Robin conversing about some party in Maui. What exactly happened in that party?"

"Well..." began Roy, thinking back on that week of craziness


6 Months Ago

Sirens and bright lights flashed through the night.

A red 70s sports car sped down a freeway in Maui in the middle of the night at approximately 90 mph, followed by two police cruisers.

"I told ya to pull over!" roared a 13 year old wearing funky sunglasses, a fake mustache, a 70s jacket, and an afro, while speaking in an obviously fake Jersey accent.

"Shaddup ya cook! I'm drivin' here!" yelled the driver, a 17 year old boy, red hair slicked back, snazzy suit on, and flashy sunglasses resting on his forehead. He was trying to

"We shoulda' stayed at the party! And why do you numbskulls have sunglasses on? It's the middle of the bleeding night!" exclaimed the 15 year old redhead from the backseat, multiple rings adorning his fingers and his hair sticking out every which way, wearing an even crazier Disco suit than the driver.

"Why aren't you wearin' one ya cook?"

"Shuddup at the mouthin', and quit calling me a cook Dick, you dick!"

"Wally, Dick, WOULD YOU BOTH SHUDDUP?!" roared the driver as he suddenly swerved the mustang into a U-turn, heading straight in between the two police cruisers at an alarming speed.

"I don't wanna die!" wailed Wally.

"Shut up and die like a man!" screamed Dick

"If I hear another peep from you sugar pumped broads, I'll make sure you end up like roadkill!" yelled Roy as drove past the police cars, only avoiding each of them by inches.


"...it's more like parties. I basically spent a week trashing Ollie's mansion in an aweseome series of parties with both Wally and Robin. And his yacht. And his golf that doesn't even mention what we did outside of the parties. Of course, it was a huge mess to clean up, but it was sooo worth it. The things you can do when there's fifty other kids to keep attention off of you." boasted Roy.

It was always fun boasting about his extravagant, over the top adventures in chaos on Ollie's various properties, but there was no way he was going to talk about what happened off the properties...because that was when things just got weird.

Artemis raised her eyebrow at her 'Arrow-brother' as Connor spun the bottle. She had later plans to worm her way into one of these "parties" later, especially now that she was aware of their existence. The boys were pretty thorough about clean-ups...except for that one time when Black Canary and Green Arrow discovered an upside down 17-foot wide pizza in the living room.

All those boy 'sleepovers', random odd items popping up, that Jamaican 'tourist' we found asleep behind the couch that one time in Miami...

Her thoughts were interrupted by the feeling of someone absentmindedly twirling their fingers through her hair.

Mmm...Wait. NO. I'm still mad at him.

Her sweet but conflicted thoughts were interrupted by the sound of Zatanna asking her and her 'husband', a question Artemis had come to hate.

"Truth or Dare?"


2 Updates in 1 Day = Short 2nd Update. Sorry guys. And thumbs up for Roy, Wally, and Dick pretending to be in the 70s while doing absurd shenanigans in Hawaii! Now, you guys(expertly deflects blame) have made M'gann, the only cheery person in this fic, a Oreo-addicted Martian unable to even play the game as she endures withdrawal...I'm sure we(expertly takes credit) can do something worse to Artemis and Wally. ;)