Pit
Za Walludo. MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!
Dunno what I went with that joke. Wonder if they put in Xenoblade X in next Smash, I played it and it has lot of atheism but Palutena's there so it kinda disputes your claims of religion.
Hope I don't get comments on this.
STORY IS NOW.
*starts call*
Palutena: Oh dear, seems like Pit might have a problem dealing with you.
Batman: You! How did you get into this call?
Palutena: My godly divinity can hack into any piece of technology you have, Batman. Dojya~n.
Batman: You do not have that power, Palutena. I looked into your file.
Palutena: How did you-wait, I have a file?
Batman: Got you.
Palutena: Shoot. Fell for the classic trick. Well, at least let me award you with a little information on my champion over there.
Pit: Lady Palutena! Don't give the enemy stuff on me!
Batman: How did you get to this call also?
Palutena: Don't worry, I won't tell the more private things you do, unless he wants to.
Batman: I believe I do not wish to know.
Pit: Yeah, I agree. He doesn't need to know anything!
Palutena: Pit's Guardian Orbiters deflect projectiles!
Pit: Stop, please! .
Palutena: His flight now just goes straight up like a rocket.
Pit: Viridi! Pittoo! Can you end this conversation?!
Viridi: No, I'm entertained.
Dark Pit: Don't know how I ended up here.
Pit: HELP ME. OH MY GODDESS!
Batman: I'll leave this conversation now...
*ends call*
I watched the Scooby-doo Project, a series of officially made shorts of the Scooby-doo gang parodying the Blair Witch Project...they died in the end and it freaked me a bit out.
STAY TUNED.