Sorry I was late guys! I went over to Melbourne to do some racing for dragon boating (I won a medal too!)! And straight after that I went to England and Italy! I didn't bring my laptop anyway, so I couldn't have posted it up. Sorry! I'll also be posting up the Easter chapter soon, so be patient!

Ichigo talking to Hichigo/Zangetsu in his head

Hichigo talking to Ichigo/Zangetsu when Ichigo is in real world

Zangetsu talking to Ichigo/Hichigo when Ichigo is in real world

TV speech

Hey King! Hichigo asked me when I was doing my homework.

What?

THERE'S A HUGE MONSTER IN HERE!

Really?

APRIL FOOLS!

...

Hey, King!

What now?

Zangetsu's cutting himself!

Really?

APRIL FOOLS!

Stop annoying me, you stupid hollow.

Meanie!

I sighed and continued on doing my homework.

A few hours later...

SHUT UP AND GO WORK ON YOUR CANDY MOUNTAIN!

Is he annoying you too, Zangetsu?

Can we put him in the Torture Room?

NO, NO ,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO ,NO, NO, NO, NO -

Fine, we won't put you in the room, only if you stop annoying us.

But Zangetsu, it won't work...

YAAAAYYYYY!

Then Rukia slammed the wardrobe open, and shouted, "There's a hollow coming!"

I jumped up, knocking my chair down, and exclaimed, "What?"

"APRIL FOOLS!" She shouted.

I just glared at her.

She just said, "Loosen up a little, Ichigo," and closed the door.

I sighed. "I probably would if I didn't have the hollow in my head..."

Meanie!

A few minutes later...

Ichigo, he's doing it again, and refusing to go in there.

Noooo, Nooooo, Noooooo, Nooooooo!

Fine, I'll help you...

I then went into my inner world, and saw Zangetsu, trying to push Hichigo, into the Torture Room. Hichigo had all his arms and legs spread out, which prevented him from entering the door way.

"I won't go in! I won't go!" The hollow shouted.

I then mysteriously found a piece of candy on the floor. I then picked it up and threw it in the room, and Hichigo dashed after it. Zangetsu and I then slammed the door on him and locked it tight. There was then slamming on the door from the hollow and we ignored it.

"... Can I destroy another pole of yours?" I asked my Zanpuckto.

"Just go to the warehouse again..." Zangetsu sighed and walked off.

I just shrugged and went over there.

While getting out a pole, I wondered how I could destroy another pole...

The next day...

In totally unrelated news, a flag pole has been found in the middle of the local resident Karakura swimming pool, with the words "April Fools Day!" on the flag hanging from the pole. Local residents have no idea how it got there, and other people are saying this is an April Fools prank gone too far...

Why should they be so uptight about it? It's a nice decoration. And it's a good hiding spot for someone who lives in my head.

Short, but the chapter is done. Btw hiding the pole does count, because how can Zangetsu use it again if he can't find it?