Hello, I swear I will try being consistent with updating this... minus my Finals week. that doesn't count. Anyway here is another thrilling adventure of Smelly. dates.. or my story. Let's start
When we left our heroes they were in a bit of a stink.
Ok, sorry about that. Well you know the drill. I do not own any brand make trade mark things or the avengers.
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Ok for real this time... Action!
"You would do that?" Steve asked Tony.
"Of course, it may have been my idea to race anyway, I'm a jerk but I'm not that bad." Tony said.
"I would have thought it was an even amount of you and Darcy." Steve said honestly.
"Come, you can be her hero and bring the Pinesol." Tony said handing Steve the bottle.
Steve took the bottle and they began to walk down the hall to where Darcy was.
"Do girls still like to get flowers?" Steve asked as they walked.
"Yeah, why?" Tony asked.
"Want to get Darcy something for our date, maybe a stuffed animal and some flowers, or chocolate." Steve said.
"Well with Darcy I would say stuffed animal and chocolate." Tony said.
"Ok, I still can't get the hang of this dating stuff."
"Why not just ask me?"
"Tony, I would honestly ask Bruce before you."
"Well that's a little rude don't think I mean I'm standing right here, I have the most experience, and Why not me?."
"Really Tony. I thought you were going to keep him away" Darcy says as the two of them turn the corner to where she was.
"Calm down, I told him it was my fault you smell." Tony said.
"Well, at least you admit it then." Darcy said.
"Don't worry Darcy, you actually don't really smell that bad this section thought it smells really weird." Steve said.
"Oh, that's french prostitute number 9." Darcy said looking at Tony making him laugh.
Steve just looked at the two of them confused. "You wouldn't understand." Tony said.
"So should start with the tomato soup?" Darcy asked pulling out the can from the pot.
"I thought we needed tomato paste?" Tony asked.
"Well, they only had soup, I'm pretty sure it's the same thing the only difference is one you have a grilled cheese." Darcy said.
"Fine, we can try it." Tony said.
"Do you have a can opener?" Darcy asked.
"Um, you didn't grab one?" He asked.
"Me, I go the pot to carry everything." She argued.
"I can open it Darcy." Steve said.
"OK, thank you." She said handing him the can
He grabbed a knife he sometimes carried with him from his pocket and popped the can open then haded it back to Darcy.
"So I know this is supposed to work on skunk smell but I have no idea what to do, you get to do this one." Tony said.
"I don't know what to do, I thought you did." Darcy said. They looked at each other then to Steve.
"Don't look at me I'm a city boy." He said.
"Um, Ok Steve can you open the other cans for me as well." Darcy asked.
"Sure." Steve said as he went ot the pot and pulled out the other cans of tomato soup.
"What are you going to do?" Tony asked.
"I'm going to pour it on the floor." She said.
"Well, at least this time your not using the floor to open the containers."
"It would have taken to long." Darcy argued.
"Right as oppose to having to mop up the extra and sweep up the glass. Totatime saver." Tony said.
"Shut up, Tony." Darcy said pouring the first can onto the floor.
"See, Steve she's to rude for you." Tony called out.
"She's straight forward not rude." Steve said.
Darcy stuck her tongue out to Tony after Steve finished.
After she did that she went and grabbed some cans that Steve opened and poured them onto the floor.
With Tony's help they covered the whole area of the hall.
"So now what?" Tony asked.
"Um, we let it sit for a few minutes?" Darcy said questioningly.
"Alright, wanna go to the lab and gross out Bruce and Jane?" Tony asked.
"Sure" She said.
Well that is all for now my dears shall be continued in a later date.