:cowers: Well... Merry Christmas everybody! I'm in the spirit.
DISCLAIMER: not mine
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FICLET 103- Santa
Harry went to the local mall to see Santa Claus.
'Ho ho ho!' laughed Santa. 'And what can I bring you?'
'Oh, a peace offering, is it?' Harry scoffed. 'Very well… What say you trim those gin-soaked whiskers and bring me some plutonium?'
'Well, can you be a good boy, hmmm?' Santa replied.
Harry thought for a while. 'Your inquiry intrigues me. Can any of us be a 'good boy'? Are our primal urges innate or the result of the choices we make?
'Ok, wrap it up, kid,' Santa snapped.
'All right Kringle, if the reward is plutonium, then your wager is accepted,' Harry nodded. 'I will be… "nice".'
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FICLET 104- Cleaning
'This place really needs a clean,' said Hermione, looking around the dormitory.
'Why?' asked Lavender.
'Look at it! Everything's covered in filth! I can't find anything,' Hermione shrieked.
'I think she's got a point,' agreed Parvati. 'I mean, right now, I'm eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe.'
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FICLET 105- Blanking
'I don't believe it!' Harry shouted, outraged. 'Percy Weasley just blanked me!'
'And so what?' Hermione replied. 'So what if he blanked you?'
'So what?! So what?! He blanked me! That's, like, an awesomely powerful thing to do in civilised society! It's like, it's like when the Mafia send each other fish through the post.'
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FICLET 106- Hotdogs
'Do you like hotdogs?' Harry asked Ron.
'Dude! Yeah! But only in a bun, with ketchup and mustard and stuff. I don't like it when someone serves you hotdogs on a plate with a load of boiled vegetables and you're just like 'what the hell? I'm not German!'' Ron replied.
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Our common room is seriously like that. The girl's dormitory I mean. There was a mug of lentils in cold water lying around for days, and the sink is always full of orange peel.