I'm back with another short chapter!
Dear SUPER ULTRA DELUXE MANLY journal,
I have a cow! Ok all those exclamation marks weren't that necessary, but still I HAVE A COW! I shall write this tons of times in bold MANLY lettering.
I HAVE A COW! I HAVE A COW! I HAVE A COW! I HAVE A COW!
OK I'm done with my bold lettering stage; I now just need a name for my cow. Maybe Betsy? No, no, no, I'm a MANLY superior and she needs a MANLY name! Hmmm how about Georgette? It has the MANLY name George in there.
Well while I'm thinking, my MANLY cow needs a place to sleep too, oh no. I don't have a stable and cows make big stinks if you know what I mean MANLY journal. I'm GONNA DIE OF THE PUTRID SMELL! OH KINGDOM HEARTS HELP ME! HELP ME! SHOW ME YOUR LIGHT AND SAVE ME FROM THIS!
I need to slap myself. There I just did I need to man up, I'm the Superior I can handle stinky stuff; I mean come on the mess shouldn't be THAT big it's just a cow.
I wonder if she likes muffins… That's it! I'll make her some muffins and the power of friendship will bond us together and soon she'll be under my command! MWHAHAHAH!
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Guess what she just did? She interrupted my evil laughter in my MANLY journal and farted, she FARTED in my face! It blew my hair around like those girls' hair in shampoo commercials. I NEED A BATH!
End, another chapter will be up today also. What's a good name for Xemnas' cow? Suggest a name in a review!