Enough kinky shit, time for plot progression.

The next day

The Joestar waited for Yang in the parking lot, inspecting Bumblebee.

'The last time I rode one of these were probably... On the way to Stroheim's base in Mexico.'

Suddenly, a pair of keys hit the back of his head.

"Ow! Hey!"

"You're driving." was all the blonde could say.

"Oh? What made you change your mind?" he smirked.

"I just like being the bigger spoon." she said monotonously.

"Sheesh, you really like taking charge, huh?"

Jaune's POV

"There is one more thing, arguably worse than Salem's plot." Oscar or Ozpin said... Ahh fuck it, I'll call him Ospin.

"What? Aside from Salem dooming us all, what could possibly top that?" Qrow said as he folded his arms.

"The turtle piece may or may not be on her possession, I don't want to rule out possibilities, but I wouldn't want to assume either." the headmaster said as he stood up and grabbed his cane.

"... Turtle shell? What..." was all Jaune could ask.

Ospin sighed and looked at everyone in the room.

"Last semester, Joseph Joestar showed me how he defeated the Ultimate Lifeform in his home planet-"

"Kars! Yes! He also like... Used a plane to ram him to a volcano and the volcano erupted and he was sent to space it was so awesome!" the scythe wielder gushed.

"Oh come on, Ruby. Not all of us got the pleasure of watching that." Nora whined.

"I agree, I envy you." Ren adds.

"Kars? What the hell? How did that thing got here?" Qrow asked, intrigued as hell.

"Let me explain. You see, during the night of the dance, Joseph told me that his uncle Gino Giovanni arrived here to warn him that Kars suddenly crashed in Remnant, the two formulated a plan which ended up with Joseph singing at the venue as his uncle fought Kars outside, he trapped him by using a piece of indestructible turtle shell... Don't ask me how."

"How?"

"Ahh great, the last thing we need is having two psychopaths causing destruction." the huntsman stood up amd paced back and forth.

"Which is why we need to find Joseph, he is the only one, bar his uncle, capable of defeating him if worse comes to worst." Ospin explained.

"Wait, why don't we just get his weird haired uncle?" Ren asked.

"He is from another dimension and there is no way of contacting him, and before you could ask, he is the only one who can surf dimensions so he can't bring Joseph home." Ruby replied.

"The last thing we need is Joseph disappearing, from what he told me, Kars had the ability of copying any ability if he knows they exist and make it 10 times more potent."

"Yeah! He melted Joseph's knee using the ripple in his first time! You guys should have seen it." Ruby grinned, causing the rest of her team to groan.

"Wait I need to write him a letter then!" little red jumped and used her semblance to run around trying to find pen and paper.

Joseph's POV

"Slow down, you don't even know where the right way is." the blonde said.

"Then why did you let me drive?" he aggressively replied.

"Good point, let's switch." her response made him eat his words.

"Nonono I got this, just tell me where to go."

After riding a ferry, Yang decided to take the wheel because Joseph is a fucking dumbass.

She smiled as the Joestar sulked behind her.

Joseph noticed how quiet she was today though, she only talked when she was asked.

Salem's POV

"What could be so important about this shell?" Dr. Watts questioned as he inspected the piece and handed it to Salem.

"That's what we're going to find out." she smiled deviously as she used some sort of magic shit as the piece levitated and warped in to a pillar that had a man posing in it.

"... A sculpture?" her underling asked.

'That can't be it.'

It was heavily guarded when Emerald and Mercury took it, so why are they guarding a sculpture of a man? Then she felt it, the infinite energy that oozed from the pillar. All of her instincts telling her that she shouldn't touch it at all cost. So, she commanded a Beowolf to do it for her.

Much to her and Watts' surprise, the Grimm screamed in pain as the pillar absorbed it upon contact.

Joseph's POV

After coming out of the restroom, he saw a shady man flirting with Yang, much to her discomfort. He was about to touch her hair until the Joestar grabbed his hand.

"What's- huh?" the man turned to face Joseph and taunted "Hey mind your own business, you oaf! Go find a dog to lick your ass clea-"

Joseph grabbed the man's collar snd hoisted him up.

"Hello? Can you please say that again? Depending on your answer, I might have to kick your ass."

The man sweatdropped, intimidated as hell. But before he could speak, Yang already sucker punched him that made him fucking bounce out of the small bar.

"Hey! Killsteal!" Joseph yelled.

"I was just waiting for the right moment, but you came in and made a scene, JoJo." she smirked.

The bartender served them two bottles of water.

"This one is on the house. That guy is driving me nuts." the man smiled.

"Oh, but I'm not-"

"Please, take it, sir." Joseph sighed and complied, the bartender was too nice.

So, Yang told the bartender that she was looking for some chick called Raven Branwen.

"Who-" her glare shut him up.

Jotaro's POV

"Wha- who are y-" Jotaro pushed Hot Pants aside as he made his way to the next corpse part.

"Tch." she braced herself but for some reason, she can't summon her stand.

"Okay, 5 more, I think. Good grief, such a troublesome chore, maybe I'll continue this next week." the hardass tugged his hat and disappeared, leaving the woman confused.

Oscar's POV

The three went out to explore Mistral, but Jaune for some reason, stayed. Not really in the mood to do some walking.

It's total crapfest, he didn't know how he went from being a simple boy to being dragged in to this mess, Remnant is at stake and the last hope is someone who is stuck on his body.

'You do know I can bear your thoughts, right?' Ozpin nagged.

"Ughh, I guess my privacy is permanently invaded."

Jaune stared at the boy before remembering that he isn't talking to himself, he is talking to Ozpin, which is also him. So... He is talking to himself.

'Oscar?'

"Yeah?"

'What do you say we start our training right now?'

The boy's eyes widened.

"N-Now??"

"Wait what are you ta-" Jaune asked and squeaked as Ospin suddenly jumped up and did a backflip.

"Jaune Arc, would you mind sparring with me?"

"I-It would be an honor and all... But now??"

Ospin chuckled "I did say I'll be training you as soon as possible."

Joseph's POV

"Gahh! I yield! I yield!" the shady man from earlier screamed as his arms were turned into strings. Joseph smirked at his new torture method.

"You're going to take me to Raven Branwen or anyone else that could." Yang furiously growled.

"Alright alright! I will! Please I would like my hands back to normal!"

(0)*

Joseph used Stone Free to make the shady man in to a fucking balloon, his whole body is a string while his head is normal, freaking him the fuck out.

"THIS IS INSANE! PLEASE-"

"Oh shut up, or I'll turn EVERYTHING to a string." the Joestar warned as they rode the bike to a secluded place.

"Yang, there is something you aren't telling me."

"Joseph. Please. Just stay silent for today?"

"I'll get to the bottom of this..!" he mumbled under his breath. The sports bike suddenly wiggled.

"Woah! Steady hands, girl!" Joseph exclaimed.

"Here! You can stop here!" the man screamed, causing the vehicle to screech in to a halt.

"You're not lying are you?" Joseph asked the man.

"No siree! I'm honest I swear!"

"If you are, I'll let go of this string and watch you fly high up to the atmosphere." the bulky man smirked, he knows it's not possible since human heads aren't exactly filled with helium, but considering that this guy is an idiot, he'd fell for it. You could say that he is an airhead.

"NO! Please! I'm telling the-"

"Oh fine, stop crying." he tossed the man's head, returning him back to his original human form.

"T-Thank you! I'll just check if they're here!" the man panicked as he ran away.

"Are you sure we didn't just released him? How are we sure that idiot will return?" Joseph asked his ally.

"I think he is too prideful to let us get away with what we've done, hun." she muttered, trying to stop her left hand from shaking.

"Y-Yang... Are you okay?"

"Yeah. It's nothing."

'No wonder the bike suddenly went apeshit earlier. She's...'

To be continued

I wanna freak you

Every time I close my eyes

I wake up feeling so horny

I can't get you outta my mind

Sexin' you be all I see

I tried my best in shifting POVs. As you can see, it's disastrous.Also if you find the Courage the Cowardly dog reference, I will send you a cookie.