Wolf: *yells* COME ON PEOPLE ITS A NEW EPISODE AND I WANT TO MAKE IT GOOD!
Raph: *covers ears* I already hope you're not going to be the new direct.
Wolf: Just get out of here its time to film the new episode and you're not in this first scene. *mutters* Luckily.
Raph: I heard that!
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Shredder: *holds a struggling kraang in midair* Why were you hunting the turtles?
Kraang 5987:...
Karai: *pats the kraang droid body* They don't talk much outside their little houses.
Kraang 5987: *jumps out Shredders grasp* I have you know that we can talk outside them robot bodies and they're what make us talk so stupidly! The only reason I didn't answer was because then I'd be giving away the kraang's plans!
Kim: Wouldn't that change the entire plotline of TMNT?
Wolf: No I don't think it would: remember in the episode Plan 10? Raph was a kraang in a kraang droids body but he could speak normally? Oh and Kraang 5987, you're fired.
Kraang 5987: Good! My superior intellect shall be put to good use somewhere else! *crawls away*
Wolf: *shivers* It reminds me of a spider.
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Raph: *facing Mikey* What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do?
Mikey: *growls* Oh I'll show you what I'm gonna do! *tackles Raph*
Kim: Hey break it up you two! *breaks Raph and Mikey apart*
Wolf: Seriously? That was probably one of my favourite scenes in the entire episode! Take two!
Raph: Seriously?
Wolf: Yes seriously!
Raph: What ya gonna do? What ya gonna do? What'cha gonna do? *charges at Mikey*
Mikey: *ducks and flips Raph over* Booyakasha! You got faced! Thought you had me but I played you like a trombone! *makes trombone sound*
Raph: *growls and tackles Mikey.* WHY YOU LITTLE- *see's a pipe and grabs it*
Wolf: No, no, NO! *grabs pipe* I am not having a repeat of the episode of the 2003 series where Raph almost beat Mikey with a pipe.
Mikey03: He was just jealous because he lost to the BATTLE NEXUS CHAMPION!
Wolf: First, you didn't even know the Battle Nexus Games existed then, you were still in the first season. And second, get out. *pushes Mikey03 out*
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Donnie: Hey guys guess what April and I have been up to?
Leo, Raph and Mikey: *blank looks*
Donnie: Thats right analyzing sewage.
Raph: *sarcastic voice* Don't you know how to show a girl a good time?
Donnie: Hey! I make her a music box in season three! *slaps hand over his mouth*
Wolf: Donnie, you've been reading in advance haven't you?
Donnie: *mumbles* Maybe...
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Raph: *panting* This *pant* is not awesome *continues pedalling the bike*
Leo: Seriously Donnie? A sumbarine powered by bicycles.
Wolf: *cough* Submarine *cough*
Leo: Well I'm sorry I'm not perfect!
Myla: You don't have much chance of getting Karai then.
Leo: *growls*
Wolf: Take two everyone!
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Leo: Seriously Donnie? A submarine powered by bicycles?
Raph: You know what would've been more efficient? Swimming!
Mikey: Ha!
Donnie: Kinetic energy is the only way to charge the engines, which should be done right about now.
Leo: We're almost there, up periscope *flushing sound and half a toilet seat with tape and goggles strapped onto it drops down* Who the heck comes up with ideas for this show?
Wolf: *stops drawing* Don't ask me I'm only a direct candidate.
Donnie: What are you drawing?
Wolf: *smirks* Apritello fanart.
Donnie: *blushes* C-CUT!
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Leo: Okay we have to be quiet.
Donnie: Do you have to say that every time? We're ninjas we know how to be quiet! *tphone goes off*
Mikey: Ooh that is embarassing!
Wolf: I agree dude.
Myla: Wolf!
Wolf: Sorry! You have to admit though that was major karma.
Donnie: No it wasn't!
Raph: *sarcastic voice* No of course it wasn't.
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Donnie: *holding his t-phone to his ear* April, hi! Its not a great time!
April: *on the other side of the phone* Donnie, Karai's- OOF! *runs into a wall*
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
April: *weakly* Medic.
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Mikey: And thats a twofer. Thank you *points to a droid* thank you *points to another droid*! And thank you! *points to the third droid and almost gets shot in the head.*
Raph: *stabs the droid thats about to shoot Mikey* How many times have I told you? *pokes Mikey repeatedly on the head* No celebrating 'till the fight is over!
Mikey: *slaps Raph's hand away* How many times have I told you I assumed it was over! *pokes Raph in the head*
Raph: *bends Mikey's finger backwards and a snap is heard*
Wolf: Medic!
Mikey: *whimpers weakly* I did not sign up for this.
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Donnie: Huh, that wasn't such a chore. Now we can get back to Apr- *see's giant sea monster chasing them* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Leo: Donnie can you make this thing go faster?!
Donnie: Of course I can. *presses button and the two rockets attatched to the sub fly off*
Mikey: Wow... that is fast!
Raph: Duh idiot!
Wolf: Raphael! Not your line!
Raph: *mutters* Non of these directs are fair.
Wolf: I heard that!
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Donnie: Thats it! Its got us we're gonna die!
Sea monster: *makes out with the turtle sub*
Mikey: Hey! We're not that kind of sub!
Raph and Leo: -_-
Wolf: Isn't this... inappropirate for kids? I mean it isn't necessarrily inappropirate for me but what about younger viewers?
Donnie: Don't ask us we're just the actors.
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Karai: What makes you so special? You're the center of an alien conspiracy, protected by mutants and trained by a great ninja master?
April: I don't know?
Karai: *scans script* Wait did you actually lose your mother?
Wolf: GIRLS! *bangs cane on a copy of the script which breaks*
Myla: Hey! You're trying to be the direct not the person who destroys the equipmet!
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Donnie: *clutching t-phone to his ear* Come on April, come on April.
April: *on reciever end* Hey Donnie.
Donnie: APRIL! Did you hear that guys my sweet princess is alive! *turns to the phone* Did I mute that?
Leo and Raph: *facepalm*
Mikey: *facepalms but ends up falling into the water* AHHHHHH! HELP GOOD LORD OF PIZZA! HEEELLLLPPPPP!
Everyone: *facepalms*
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Wolf: *after filming* So if I did become the new director would you guys like me?
Mikey: Will you give me free pizza?
Wolf: Domino's. Ten minutes. Now. *disappears*
Raph: I really hope she doesn't become the new director...