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Summary:

The stakes are high for our favorite bad girl, Bella Swan, as she takes on a challenging bet from her closest friends. How much will it take for Bella to turn Prudeward into a member of the Dark Side? Follow our favorite characters as their lives intertwine and mold into a new and beautiful relationship. AU/AH Lemons Definitely some OOC. A collaboration between Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom.

Beta'd by Linsadair cos she's the bees knees.

A/N: Alright, we know you guys have been expecting some heartfail and here it is. It really isn't what you guys have been guessing. The bet really has become just a side note in this tale of hard love. Please feel free to drop us a review about how you're feeling. We decided to post today as a thanks to all our readers. Below are the interviews with both Bella and Edward. Luvrofink interviewed Edward and Chartwilightmom interviewed Bella.

Here's the long awaited interview with our resident Goody-Goody, Prudeward. Luvrofink was able to get a little sit down time and pick Edward's brain about a few things. Inquiring minds have been busy.

Questions submitted by: Chillz, Edward_goddess, no. 1 twilightluver, and CullenObsession114.

Keira: "So, uh, Edward, come in and have a seat."

Edward shuffles over to the rickety wooden chair in the middle of the room.

Edward: "What the fuck am I doing here? This room is kind of scary. Are you friends with Alice and Jasper?"

*Edward looks around for any signs of the D/s Twins*

Keira: Of course I know Jasper and Alice! But I can't tell you where we are, it'll spoil part of the sequel." *Snickers evilly*

*Nervously, Edward runs his fingers through his hair*

Keira: "So, the popular opinion is that 'Prudeward' no longer fits your profile. Got

anything to say about that?"

Edward: "Well, uh, I mean, I guess. I never really liked that nickname anyway. Bella and her buddies sort of gave it to me. I mean, I was never really a prude. I just didn't act fuck-all crazy like they did."

*Edward's defensive sneer is kind of hot*

Keira: "I get it, I totally get it. So, what's going on with the college thing?"

Edward: "I want to go to LA but as you know my dad was screaming at me to get home so we didn't get a chance to really discuss that yet. I mean, Bella might not even want me to go to school with her."

Keira: "Yeah…..right. Like any female would turn down hot campus library sex with you."

*Edward grins crookedly and the room suddenly gets ten degrees hotter*

Keira: "Let's talk about the whole bet scenario. Why haven't you confronted Bella about it?"

Edward: "I don't really think it's all that relevant anymore. Sure, some people might think I'm a pussy or whatever but it's not that big of a deal. Once Bella felt like she had real feelings for me she called it off. I'd have been pissed if she kept on playing me to win. That would've been a real Satan's Mistress move."

Keira: "Speaking of Satan's Mistress, how's all the corrupting going? Seems like you've been enjoying your uh, bad boy explorations."

*Edward gives an innocent eye lash bat*

Keira: "Don't play that coy shit with me. I write your smut remember?"

Edward: "Sorry, Mistress Keira." *snickers*

Keira: "Oh, I like that. I think from now on that's how you should address me."

*Edward glances at the tools of torture on the walls surrounding them*

Edward: "Uh, Bella's pretty awesome. Um, I really like it when she uses her mouth. Oh, and I like fucking her from behind! Oh, and against the wall. I really like to use my mouth on her. And when she does that thing with her tongue….oh mother of fuck…"

Keira: *clears throat* "I think we get it. Bella gets all the hot sexy times and we're left with wet panties. Thanks for the terrific reminder, Assward."

Edward: "Awww, I'm sorry. Don't be mad. I can't help it that Bella's all up on my junk. I mean, the girl is like insatiable which works out for me because I am a horny young man after all." *Smirks evilly*

Keira: "One more question regarding the sex. What was it like losing your virginity to Bella?"

Edward: *blushes* "It was very nice. Bella was really sweet and she let me get off first so that I wouldn't be a two pump chump. I love her!"

Keira: "So are you scared about what your dad wants. I mean, we're all kind of pissed you haven't done the whole 'Meet the Parents' shit with Bella."

Edward: "My dad's an asshole when it comes to the Swans. I'm not sure what his deal is but I really haven't meant any disrespect to Bella. I know my dad would be rude and I don't think she deserves to be put through that. I'm not sure what he wants to talk about but it didn't sound good."

Keira: "Well, since FF has been pretty effing fail we're giving the readers chapter 21 early. I'm hoping it will resolve the tattoo questions."

Edward: "Oh yeah! You bitches suck! I can't believe you left us hanging like that! I want to know what's under that fucking bandage!"

Keira: "Settle down, little one. All will be revealed in good time."

Edward: "Well, thank fuck for that. You bitches leave the nastiest cliffies. I don't know how you still have readers."

Keira: "Well, our readers rock and you suck so shut it!"

*Edward laughs*

Edward: "Actually, Bella sucks."

Keira: "Get out."

*Keira pouts as she points toward the door*

It took some time, and bribing, but I got Bad Ass Bella AKA Satan's Mistress to sit down with me for an interview. These questions come from Edward_goddess and AriCullen1134

Sitting at the table waiting on Bella to come downstairs, there are two shot glasses and bottle of Patron in front of me. Bella stomps down the stair and pulls one chair out and sits down. She grabs the bottle and pours two shots, sliding one over. I take the shot and slides back for a refill.

J: What? I have two girls and I need to relax.

B: I didn't fucking say anything. So what fucking questions do you want to ask me?

Bella pours two more shots.

J: Some of the readers have some questions for you.

I take the shot and pull out my notes.

J: Why don't you tell Edward about the bet, and how you called it off?

Bella takes her shot quickly and refills and takes another.

B: I don't fucking know. These stupid feelings for the boy are confusing, making me do shit that I wouldn't normally do, you know?

Bella takes another shot.

B: I didn't mean to fucking fall in love with him, but….*sighs* it just happened. I just can't do that to him. If he found out, I don't know what he fucking would do.

Bella pours two more shots and slides one over. We clink and down the hatch they go.

J: Sorry, I didn't mean to get you fucking upset or anything.

B: No worries J. So how are you feeling? Relaxed?

* giggles *

J: Yes, thanks, I do feel relaxed. Now for another question. Which is better riding Lola or riding Edward?

Bella snorts and takes another shot.

B: Why can't I do fucking both? Put Edward on Lola and ride him?

*Bella wiggles her eyebrows*

B: The boy has some stamina, and a dick that doesn't fucking quit. I'll take advantage of him anywhere.

J: Glad to fucking here that. Last question, what made you such a hard ass?

Bella pours two more shots.

B: Well, lets recap the life of Bella. Charlie, the gear head dad is never around, my mother runs off and leaves us, I have a best friend who likes to tie her boyfriend up and spank him, and I like to learn and don't anyone to know that I have a fucking brain between my ears. Thick fucking skin.

J: Hey, don't get all fucking defensive with me B, I love you just as much as your friends and family. I'm just glad to see that you are getting laid on a regular fucking bases.

B: Do you talk like this to your girls?

J: Fuck no, their children for God's sake.

Bell pours two more shots.

B: Then, let's make a toast. To me getting fucked everyday and to you not talking like this in front of your girls.

We clink and shoot.

J: Thanks for the interview. Can you call Jasper to come give me a ride home?

B: Jasper?

J: Well, Linsadair is waiting at my house and I know that she would like to fuck him, I mean marry him, I mean meet him.

Bella laughs.

B: Okay, let me go call and see if he is available.

Chapter Twenty-one: The Good Boy Edward: Branded Duo

"Bella, what's that?" I asked as Maria finished up my arm.

Bella gave me a sassy smile and shrugged.

"Just a little something," she said.

"I want to see it," I growled.

"Later," Bella purred.

"You two are ridiculous," Maria snorted as she wrapped my arm.

"How much do we owe you guys?" I asked as I got up from the table.

Charlotte turned to us, "Bella's was free."

"Eighty for you, kid," Maria said as she walked over to the counter.

"How come you get a free one?" I teased Bella.

"Because I'm hot shit like that," she shrugged before hopping up on the counter.

I paid for the tattoo, leaving Maria and Charlotte a nice tip, and we got back in the car. As soon as I hit the main road my phone rang. It was my dad calling.

"Hey, dad," I said.

"I need you to get home, now," he griped.

"Well I'll be home in like an hour," I told him.

"Not good enough," he growled.

What the fuck was his problem?

"Well, I need to drop Bella off and we're in PA," I explained.

"Fine, but you better be walking in this door before seven," he barked and disconnected the call.

I had no idea what he needed to see me about. The tone of his voice was foreign, so unlike how he normally spoke to me.

"Everything alright?" Bella asked as she grabbed my hand.

"Yeah, my dad's freaking out about something. Wants me home ASAP," I said as I pressed the gas pedal closer to the floor.

I dropped Bella off, unable to give her the send off I was hoping and sped home. As soon as I walked through the door I saw my dad sitting at the kitchen table.

"Is everything okay?" I asked as I sat across from him.

"Listen, Edward. I thought that this was some silly phase you were going through but this needs to stop. I saw the acceptance letter for UCLA. You are not going to LA for school. You're supposed to go to UW and then transfer to law school to follow your old man," he started.

"No respectable man has a girlfriend like Bella. This has gone on long enough. You will break up with her and let UW know you'll be attending their summer semester," he stated.

"No, dad," I said lowly.

"What do you mean 'no', son?" my dad growled.

"I don't want to break up with Bella. I don't know what your problem is with the Swans but they're good people and Bella loves me," I said firmly.

"You're only eighteen. You don't know what love is," my dad scoffed.

"I do and you can't make me give her up," I snapped.

"If you don't I will cut off your allowance and your trust. Not to mention I've got some incriminating photos of Charlie that the police would find interesting," my father said as he tossed a small stack of photos on the table top.

I grabbed them and flipped through each one. There were several surveillance shots of Charlie talking and doing business with members of Hells Angels. They were a notorious motorcycle gang who murdered and plundered for their own gain. I could feel a lump in my throat as I weighed what was in front of me. Either I let Bella go or both of our lives would be ruined and her father would go to jail. I just couldn't let that happen. In all honesty I could live without the money but I couldn't live with Charlie going to jail.

"And if you think about telling Bella about these nice photos I'll just turn them in for spite. One day you'll realize I'm only doing what's best for you. I love you son and I want you to be successful," he preached.

I didn't say anything. I pushed my chair out and stomped upstairs to contemplate my next move.

That night I didn't call Bella. I avoided her until Sunday. I knew that she'd know something was up so I stopped by her house late Sunday afternoon to hang out. I tried my best to talk to her but I knew that if given the chance I'd spill all the beans.

"So, do you want to go out to dinner with Alice and Jasper Tuesday night?" Bella asked as she ran a brush through her long hair.

"Oh I can't. I've got plans," I said nonchalantly.

"Well, maybe later on in the week," she offered.

"I don't know. Hey, I need to get back home so I'll see you later," I said as I kissed her forehead.

"Sure, uh, maybe you could call me later," she murmured nervously.

I didn't answer her as I shut the door behind me. I screamed and banged on the steering wheel as I pulled over on the side of the road. I didn't like what I was doing to her and I knew that something had to give.

The rest of the week was hell. Everywhere I went reminded me of Bella; my car, my room, school. All I could think of was all the great memories we had made. Even my fucking tattoo reminded me of Bella. Graduation was only a few days away and I knew that was my deadline. In a few short days I'd have to break up with the only girl I'd ever want.

I waited, I did, but the more I waited the more it hurt. I decided that on Wednesday after school I'd go to the shop and I'd do it then. I left for lunch on Monday and Tuesday so that I wouldn't have to sit with our friends. I knew that I'd have to protect my fucking balls from the D/s twins, not to mention Rosalie and Jake.

Tuesday night I sat at the piano and played the melody that had haunted me to no end since Bella and I started talking. As I let the music flow out of me I knew it was her song. It was dark and beautiful just like her. Wednesday morning was hell. I didn't bother taking a shower before going to school. Bella wasn't in AP Lit, she didn't show up for Biology either. Our project was due the following day. Alice and Jasper didn't talk to me and the Bitch Brigade whispered as they stared at me in the cafeteria. After school my stomach was churning with nervousness and I felt sick that I had to give up the greatest thing to ever happen to me. My palms were sweaty as I pulled up to the shop.

"Is Bella here?" I asked Rose.

"Hmph, yeah," she snorted before getting back to work.

I walked back toward the office and found Bella sitting with Alice, Jasper, and Emmett. I could tell she was upset but as soon as she saw me she put a smile on her face and got up to see me.

"Hey, Bella, can I talk to you alone for a minute?" I asked.

"Sure, baby," she said sweetly as she looked at her friends.

They each stepped out of the office but Bella left the door open. When she turned around I could see that her bandage was gone and some bright red ink stuck out from underneath her shirt. I decided not to ask and just get right down to business.

"Bella, uh, I know I've been kind of distant. I really didn't want this to go on as long as it has. What I mean is, I don't think this is working out anymore," I said as I looked past her.

"What isn't working out?" she asked softly.

"Us, we're not working out. I think we should break up," my voice was robotic and void of emotion.

"You want to break up?" she asked dumbfounded.

"Yeah, that's what I want," I reiterated.

"What happened? Why are you doing this?" she pleaded as she stepped into my line of sight.

"This just isn't working out for me. We're too different. You're not good for me," I droned on.

"Not…not good for you? You fucking asshole! You made me love you! Why would you do this?!" she started screaming.

I could feel the bile rise in my throat as I listened to her. I knew her heart was breaking right along with mine.

"Oh, but it's okay to make me love you? I know about your stupid bet, Bella! I heard you that night of the party!" I yelled, channeling all the frustration I felt over the situation.

"I called it off! I called it off because I was falling for you!" she yelled.

"It doesn't change anything. I don't want you," I growled as tears stung my eyes.

I had to get out of there but I needed to know she'd take care of herself.

"Bella, promise me you won't do anything dangerous. Promise me you'll take care of yourself," I mumbled.

Before I could turn to make it to the door I felt Bella's fist connect with the bottom of my jaw. I staggered backwards and fell onto the rough carpet. Just then Emmett and Jasper came rushing into the room and grabbed Bella by the arms.

"I fucking hate you, Masen! Get the fuck out of my sight!" Bella screamed.

As I watched the tears stream down her face I wanted to take it all back. I wanted to tell her that I had lied, that I loved her more than my own life.

"You'd better do as she says before we let her go," Emmett said with a calm façade.

"Get the fuck out, Masen," Jasper spat.

I picked myself up and hauled ass toward my car. I made it about a mile down the street before I opened up the car door and vomited onto the road side. I heaved until there was nothing left in my stomach.

The following day, school was a daze. We both had to sit next to each other in Physics and turn in our project. I was grateful that we didn't have a presentation. Bella skipped the rest of the day after that. Seniors weren't required to come to school on Friday.

Friday night the auditorium was full of students and family. My dad had to work and we still weren't speaking so my mother was the only one in attendance. I took my seat next to Lauren and ignored her chatter to Victoria behind us. It had been announced that Bella had won Valedictorian, by a measly point two percent. I was glad that she got it. I wanted her to be recognized for how wonderful she was.

"Good afternoon, everyone. I wasn't expecting to become Valedictorian, hell, I bet half of you didn't expect me to graduate," Bella laughed into the microphone.

I could see the faculty behind her scowling.

"Never the less, here I am, your Valedictorian. This speech is traditionally about grasping your hopes and dreams for the future. And about walking out those doors and stepping into the next part of your life and that those are the most exciting days and are yet to come. But I'm not going to tell you those things. What I will tell you is that out there, the world is cruel and hard, and you better have thick skin if you plan to survive. What you want and what is given to you are two separate things. You have to fight for what you want and give up on those things that can't be fought for. Congratulations and good luck to you all," Bella concluded.

It was short and so like Bella. Everyone applauded and as I looked over to where Charlie was I could see him wipe his teary eyes. After Bella took her seat they started calling our names. After the ceremony concluded Alice came up to me and without saying a word she handed me a small wrapped package before turning her back on me.