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Chapter 21: Field Trips!!

There are exactly 224 different, oddly shaped splotches on the ceiling in my room. That was how bored I was. It had not started out that way. Not at all. After Saix had bestowed the good juu juu on me, I had gone around annoying the Organization as I saw fit. In the bothering of Demyx, I had discovered that he of all people, has a very short temper concerning some things. Like Pokemanz! Initiate Super Special Awesome Flashback Sequence!

Flashback

I was in Demyx's room, just kinda messing around with stuff, as he sat and played Pokemon Pearl on his DS. I was talking his head off and he was actually doing a pretty good job of ignoring me but no matter. I continued to chatter about random things. It wasn't until I finally moved on to talking about Pokemanz that Demyx started to get distracted and get into a heated debate with me.

"So what's the whole thing with Pearl? I don't get it." I said as I came up behind him, crossed my arms over my chest, and watched him battle…something. Now let me just start off by telling you that I don't know jack squat about pokemon. I know a few select kinds…mostly just the cute ones…and that I did not like Mew Two because he was a meanieface to Mew in the first movie. Demyx didn't answer.

"So who are the villains in this?"

"Team Galactic."

"Who are they?"

"The bad guys." He said as he stuck his tongue out in concentration. I scoffed.

"Well obviously. I meant what are they after?"

"They want to end all life and create a conflict-less world." He said as he mashed a few buttons.

"Ah…the old destroy the world to make a better one ploy. How original." Demyx shrugged.

"Who's the legendary pokemon in this one?"

"Palkia."

"That's a weird name."

"I didn't name it."

"So are Team Galactic after…what ever that thing's name was?"

"Yea. They awakened it and its powers eventually began to overwhelm Sinnoh. Then Uxie, Azelf, and Mesprit have to stop it." He explained as he fought with…a pokemon…an ugly one. If you listened close enough, you could hear wind whistling in my ears. Just nod and smile.

"Whatever happened to Team Rocket?" I asked. Demyx's eyebrow ticked. He was starting to get annoyed.

"I don't know. They weren't cool enough I guess."

"Very true but at least they were amusing to watch them mess up. They couldn't even catch Pikachu for crying out loud. Hey! You should use Pikachu!" I said as pointed at the screen.

"No! I'm using Jolteon! Don't you know anything about Pokemon?" he suddenly snapped. I stared for a minute before recovering.

"No I don't. I still say you should use Pikachu. He's universal and you can just Thundershock the suckas!

"That's what Jolteon does! He's better than Pikachu!" he said loudly. There were a few minutes of silence and Demyx entered the final battle. I was getting bored but remained there, simply hovering. The battle raged on and so far Jolteon had not bitten the dust.

'What ever happened to Team Rocket? They were annoying as hell but they were amusing. And I couldn't stand Meowth and Wobbufett was just obnoxious. I think James was probably my fav cuz he was such an idiot. How did their song go? Prepare for trouble. Make it double…um…' I tried to recall it from the inner depths from my mind but it just wouldn't show.

"Hey Demyx? How does Team Rocket's Motto go?"

"Don't talk to me I'm in battle."

"You're absolutely no help at all Mr. Grumpypants." I scowled. Guess I'll just have to think of it myself.

"Let see…Prepare for trouble. Make it double…to extend our reach to the stars above? No that's not right. Oh! It's to protect the world from devastation! To unite all people within our nation. Jessie! No that's not it either! I missed a part!" I reasoned as I finally sat next to Demyx on the waterbed. I rested my head on my hand as I desperately tried to figure it out. Why does this matter so much? Because if I didn't figure out, it would plague me night and day, eventually rotting me from within!

'What part am I missing?' I growled.

'I haven't the foggiest.'

'Ok so its prepare for trouble make it double. To protect the world from devastation. To unite all people within our nation…OH! I remember!

"Prepare for trouble! Make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all people within our nation! To denounce the evil of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth, that's right!" I recited happily as I jumped from the bed, accidentally jostling Demyx in the process, and striking a pose. It was in the moment that I was giving myself a well deserved pat on the back that I could feel holes being burned into the back of my head. I slowly turned to look and came face to face with a seething Demyx.

"What?" I asked, genuinely confused. He showed me the DS. I stepped closer to read the bright flashing words in the middle of the screen.

"Game over?" I asked. Not being able to say anything and actually hearing his teeth grind together, he pointed at me.

"Me? What did I do?" I asked. If anything, my response only angered Demyx more.

'Whad'ya do?'

'I donno! He was getting mad and then I asked him the Team Rocket song. I sat down to think about it…and I jumped up and…accidentally…hit…him…whoops.' I reasoned. I had bumped him when he was about to give a command to his pokemon but my jostling caused him to send the wrong command, resulting in Jolteon's death.

"Sorry." I said sheepishly. Sorry didn't cut it.

"DANCE WATER DANCE!" I will not make any references from the Labyrinth (Dance Magic Dance). The room quickly filled with water.

"NUUUUUU!" I yelped as I was quickly engulfed in a large tidal wave, swept out of the room and down the hall. Xigbar had the misfortune of turning the corner and coming face to face with the tidal wave. His eye widened a bit before he turned tail and ran. He made it about 3 steps before he too was trapped in Bobby Bouchet's wave o' doom. Finally, the wave dissipated and Xigbar and I were left sputtering on the slippery granite. I just kind of laid there face down while Xiggy-kins tried to pull himself up.

"What the hell did you do?" he almost yelled.

"Pokemanz…they're not my friends." I gurgled. Xigbar scoffed, finally able to stand up strait.

"Since you caused it, you get to clean it up." He said as he began to walk off to probably get a change of cloths.

"By the way…" I suddenly said causing Xigbar to stop. " you run with the manliest swagger I've ever seen!" Xigbar scoffed again and returned to whatever he was going to do. I began to heft myself up.

"Ok…so…I have learned that I don't want to make Bobby Bouchet mad. That's bad." I finally got up and went off on my merry way. That's way too much water to clean up so…I'll just let it evaporate on its own.

End Flashback

I had bothered most of the other organization members except for Xemnas…and Saix…and Xaldin…and Vexen because he's a mean mofo. So here I sit, so bored that I was ready to glue my head to the desk. I heaved a sigh and glanced around. My gaze stopped on Squibs, who was curled up on one of my pillows and sleeping fitfully. My gaze traveled up to the pink ribbon that I had tied around one of his antenna. In my opinion he looked great. During this long stretch of time, I also discovered that if need be, I can charge my iPod with my super awesome electricity. So incase I was ever stuck on a desert island with just my iPod, I would be set for life. I also tried to sell my soul to the devil. It didn't work. Mr. Devil says that I'm a few puppy kicks away from making the cut.

Saix had come in earlier in the day to inform me when I would be departing for home. My mom called shortly after for who knows what. I then informed her that I would be coming home that night and that I had all my transportation and stuff already taken care of. She was a happy panda at the news.

Around 6 pm or so, Saix knocked before entering. What he saw…well…it would be burned into his memory forever. I had discovered tape and had proceeded to stick it all over my face. It held up my eyelids, my nose etcetera. He shook his head to get himself back on track.

"Are you ready?"

"Ready? Not only am I ready, I'm ready…Freddy." I said with a sly look. Well…as sly as I could look with tape all over my face. I quickly ripped the tape off my face and grabbed my pillowcase that the Organization had generously provided me to bring stuff home and stood up.

"Lead the way David Bowie!" I cheered. His gaze hardened but didn't say anything and turned away. So, with my sack o' goodies over my shoulder, I followed the David Bowie Reject to wherever the portal was.

We ended up in the Grand Hall. Saix quickly whipped up a portal before turning to me.

"We are allowing you to stay in the world without a chaperone for the time being." A chaperone you say?

"Do I need a permission slip?" I asked. Saix acted like he didn't even hear me.

"You will only be staying there for a few days so don't get comfortable. When the time is right, we will come for you." He explained. That's it…I'm gonna make a salt circle to prevent Nobodies from 'coming for me'. I suddenly felt a tug on my pant leg. I looked down to see a rather dejected looking Squibs. I squatted down so I was almost eye-to-eye.

"Sorry little dude, this time it's a solo mission." I said as I patted the top of his head. I quickly fixed his little bow and sent him on his way.

"Why do you keep that thing? It serves no purpose." Saix asked.

"It's cute. Well I'm going to go now. Good-bye my hot sexy lover!" I said as I tried as hard as could not to snort out in laughter.

"What?" he asked with a look of pure horror. I opened my arms and began to walk towards him. He must have figured out what I wanted because he began to back up. I made a lunge for him but he dodged.

"Don't touch me!" he growled.

"You can't escape my cooties for long." I began to close in on him. His gaze hardened impossibly.

"Your fly's unzipped." I said nonchalantly. He looked down and I moved in.

"Gotcha!" I cried with a smile as I glomped him. He gave a very audible snarl. I quickly let go and made a mad dash for the portal.

"Try not to miss me too much!" I guffawed as I cannonballed into the portal.

Saix watched the portal disappear in disgust. Xemnas had constantly expressed that he could not lose his temper with her because they needed her for their cause. Saix was a man of patience but her antics were beginning to grate on his nerves. He took a few calming breaths before going to report to the Superior.

The Superior was found in the lab, closely flanked by Vexen and Zexion gazing at a tank.

"She has departed." Saix informed as he came to a stop in front of the tank as well. Xemnas nodded.

"Very good." He said with a small smirk as he stepped closer to the tank that was slightly taller than he was. It was filled with an inky black, swirling mist and looked quite evil.

"It's finally happening." He said as he reached out and touched the glass. Inside, invisible because of the swirling mists o' doom, a small figure lay suspended, slowly growing.

JUMPIN JEHOSEPHAT! A GIANT TIME SKIP TO THE NEXT DAY!
All was silent in the house. Birds were chirping, the sun was shining, younger sibling was being quiet for once…it was the sound of tranquility. If you listened hard enough, you could hear my cat snoring. All was silent…until…

"GOD DAMMIT SORA! MOVE YOUR ASS AND USE YOUR CRUMMY DODGE ROLL!" thundered through the house. Yup, I had finally gotten my hands on the game. All thanks to my grandma who couldn't remember when my birthday was and sent me stuff every six months or so just to be safe. I was currently seated on the floor in my brother's room where the PS2 was now located, and trying my hardest to defeat a member of Organization XIII. I heard someone run up the stairs and saw my brother come into my room.

"That is the 9th god damn time you've killed me Demyx!" I yelled.

"OOOOOO! You swore! I'm telling!" My brother taunted as he came to sit on the bed behind me.

"I'll give you all my Pixi Stix if you don't tell." I said as I selected the continue button.

"Deal. Pleasure doing business with you." He said.

"Alright Demyx, this time your going down." I growled as I ran to the place where he was.

"You're going to die you know." My brother commented. Shit I shouldn't have sworn. Bro had now gone into what I like to call 'Backseat Gamer' mode. This is where they watch you and tell you EVERYTHING that you are doing wrong and what you should be doing.

"I hate these water clones. They're annoying." I muttered as I mashed buttons.

"Hurry up! You only have 10 seconds left!"

"I can see that. Ok Demyx, you are gonna get served!" I said as I took out the last of the water clones.

"Look out for the water bursts! You're gonna die!"

"That can be fixed! I just have to grab an Et-WHAT! NO! I didn't want to do that!" I yelped. I had accidentally selected valor form instead of the Ether that I wanted.

"Use the cure thingy!" my brother screeched, getting really into it.

"THE VALOR FORM CAN'T USE MAGIC!"

"LOOK OUT FOR THE WATER BURSTS!"

"STOP THAT DEMYX!" I cried as I got blown into the air by a geyser. My brother started giggling in the background. Donald was out cold so he couldn't cure me and Goofy was also out.

"Ah hell…" I sighed as Sora's HP was totally wiped out. I hung my head in shame.

"You really suck at this game you know that?" my brother said with a grin. I'm sorry I could not appease you oh-mighty-god-sibling of video games.

"Shut up." I said as I selected the continue icon again. They say third time's a charm...does it work the same way for the 11th try?

In the next room over, a cat snoozed lightly on the bed. It's ear twitched as it heard a sound that it had never heard before. She cracked open one of her ginormous eyes to find the source.

"Are you sure this is ok?" a voice asked as a foot morphed through the mirror. The cat opened both eyes and looked curiously, her large blue eyes bulging. Her tail twitched in agitation. A body stepped out of the mirror

"She invited us didn't she? And if the Superior asks, we can just say we were keeping an eye on her. Got it memorized?" another voice stated more than asked as it also stepped through and landed next to the first person. The cat regarded them with caution, squinting her eyes into narrow slits.

"Where do you think the little psycho is?" Axel asked. He asked as he looked around the room. Demyx caught sight of the cat.

"Whoa! What cool lookin cat!" He said as stepped forward to pet the half Siamese cat. Demyx stretched out a hand. ASIAN CAT DOES NOT APPROVE! It reached out quickly and smacked Demyx's hand with her declawed paw, and hissed before jumping off the bed and running out of the room.

"Even her cat is psycho." Axel mumbled. That my friends, was the infamous cat named Cloud.

"Lets go." Axel said as he began to stride towards the door with Demyx in tow.

"RAAAAAAAAR!" Someone yelled out in anger. Axel suddenly stopped short, barely avoiding a black blur that went sailing across the hall and smashing into the wall.

"What the heck was that?" Demyx asked. Upon closer inspection, it was a harmless PS2 controller.

My brother had gotten bored of watching me and left because the score now stands at Demyx: 19 Me: 0.

"Oh…bugger it!" I muttered darkly with a scowl. This was my twentieth attempt and well…you already know what's going to happen. My anger and frustration finally peaked.

"CURSE YOU VILLIANS!" I screeched as I ripped the controller from the console and hurled it out into the hallway. I heard a mighty smash and I sat there fuming for a minute.

"That felt better. Wait…I just chucked that at a wall! OH SNAP!" I cried as I quickly got up to go inspect. I had just darted into the hallway when I was suddenly yanked backwards by my t-shirt.

"Slow your roll there crazy." A voice drawled. I could almost hear the smirk coming from this person. I turned to look at him.

"Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln what are you doing here?!" I yelped. Demyx suddenly appeared over Axel's shoulder.

"You invited us remember?" he grinned. I put my hand on my hips and thought.

"Dammit I did didn't I?" I said. Well there goes my vacation.

"You wont be leaving will you?"

"Nope." Axel said as he grabbed my cheek and pinched it. "You get to hang with us."

"Joy." I replied. "Alrighty then. Welcome to the Casa de Megan!" I said with a smile.

"Time for the tour! Please hold all questions until the end. Now on the left you see my room. This is where I sleep, stare into oblivion, and generally do things that make people question my sanity." I said as I gestured to the room they just came out of.

"And over here, you'll see my brother's room. I suggest you stay out of this room unless you would like to go blind from the garish colors." I said as I pointed back to the room that still had a dead Sora floating in it.

"Isn't there supposed to be a party around here or something?" Demyx asked as he peered down the stairs.

"Please hold all questions till the end sir."

"Shut up." Axel replied. I sighed.

"The party's not for another hour or so. I'm still on babysitting duty." My brother is too old to have a babysitter by my standards. He's 9 years old for crying out loud.

"Ok anyways, if your going to hang around, your can't wear those things." I pointed at their coats. "Did you bring other clothes?" They shook their heads in response.

"Well daddy it looks like your going to have to loan some cloths for the day." I groaned. Daddy would not be happy at all. I told them to wait there as I walked into my parents' room to raid padre's closet.

I came back, bundle of cloths in hand. When I saw them, the cloths fell from my arms. When did they do that?! Instead of donning their Organization coats, they were wearing normal clothes! And not only that…but…but they brought sexy back! Axel was wearing a tight black t-shirt with some random design on it and charcoal colored cargo pants. He also had a few rings and those finger things that Roxas likes to wear. Probably stole them from him. He also had one wristband and he had some how managed to stuff his hair into a ponytail. Demyx also looked hot enough to bake cookies off of. He had a white wife beater and tan cargo shorts. His was simple but my god…he looked dead sexy in it! Axel seemed to notice my gawking and suddenly stretched his arms up so I could see every one of his muscles flex.

'Man that was a cheap shot! That was pure evil!' I thought. He sighed contentedly as he finished stretching.

"That was low." I muttered angrily as I bent down to gather the clothes.

"Just preparing for all the hot chicks I'm about to meet."

"Chicks? What chicks? The only 'chicks' that are going to be here are the ones who are already married and old women!" I laughed. Sorry to bust your bubble Axel.

"Well make yourselves comfortable I guess. I'll be right back." I said as I walked back into my parents' room to put my dad's stuff back.

I told you they would just randomly appear in my house! It'll be just my luck if all of them show up. I'm being invaded. Now what am I going to tell my parents? I had enough trouble last night when I just kinda showed up in my room. I had to climb out my window, which is on the second story, and then run around the house and come in through the front door. So basically, I had to ninja into my own house. Then I had to come up with another bold-faced lie as to how I was doing in school. Since I show absolutely no interest in anything relating to academics, they slowly but surely bought it. Anyways, moving on. I could hear Axel and Demyx rifling through the kitchen in search of yum-yums. Back to my game!

"Alright Demyx. I'm going to give you a wee break. Xaldin's waiting for me to kick his ass anyways." I said as I selected continue. What made me think that Xaldin was going to be easier than Demyx, I'll never know.

"What are they doing here?" my brother asked, suddenly apparating into his room.

"Who knows? Just don't tell the parental units who they are." I said as I hopped into the Gummy Ship.

"What will you give me?" he asked. I rolled my eyes.

"I don't know. What do you want?"

"Twenty bucks!"

"Five."

"Fifteen."

"Ten and that's my final offer." I negotiated. He sighed but agreed. Who says you can't buy everything with money?

"Snakes?! Not on MY Gummy Ship!" I yelled. My bro shook his head and plopped himself in his beanbag to read some Calvin and Hobbes.

"What are you doin?" Demyx asked with a mouthful of something.

"Playin KH2! I'm about to take on Xaldin!"

"Where's the fun in this?" Mr. Sideburns said. The battle started off with me getting a spear to the face. This is going to suck.

About 1 minute and 40 seconds later…

"That was pathetic!" Axel commented at my record speed of dieing.

"You wouldn't even last two seconds against the real one." Demyx added.

"I told her she sucks but she wont listen." My brother said as he joined in the conversation.

"Sometimes, I wish you would all swallow a knife!" I laughed as I selected continue.

"Even me?" Demyx asked as he faked a pout.

"Don't talk to me I'm in battle!" Oh burn! Take that Demyx.

"This…is for SPARTAAAAAAAAH!" I screeched.

"Do you have to yell all the time?" Axel asked. Before I could even answer the question, the garage door opened and I heard voices. Oh noes! The parentals! I haven't even thought of a good cover story yet!

"Busted!" my brother sneered. One day, I'm just going to stab him through the chest with a javelin.

"You be quiet." I pointed at my brother. "You guys, come with me. You'll have to meet them eventually. Remember Axel that your so-called real name is Alex. Let me do the talking. " I said as I paused the game and got up.

"Megan!" my mom called.

"Coming! ARGH!" I said as I galloped down the stairs, only to trip and fall the rest of the way. I groaned as picked myself off the floor.

"Are you dead?" my mom asked. I didn't answer and quickly walked into the kitchen.

"Hi mom." I said as I watched her get deviled eggs out of the fridge.

"Hi dear. How was bab…wait…what did you do?" she asked.

"What makes you think I did something?"

"I heard you talking to someone. It sounded like a boy." She said suspiciously.

"Axel and Demyx are here!" my brother said popping up and giving me another sneer. Brothers! You can't trust 'em! My mom looked at him before looking at me. She then noticed the two extra bodies occupying the living room.

"Who are they?" she asked as she fixed me with an intense gaze.

"They're the friends I told you about. Remember? Alex and Demyx?" I crossed my fingers behind my back.

"Oh yes…I think I remember you saying something about them. What are they doing here?"

"Also told you that friends might be coming with me." I said. My mom nodded before she strolled into the living room.

"Hello Alex and Demyx. I am Megan's mother Lillian."

"Yo. Alex's m'name but you can call me Axel. Got it memorized?" he asked as he poked his temple. I gave Axel a you-are-such-an-idiot look. My mom turned to look at me. I stopped in the middle of shoving a bunch of grapes in my mouth and shrugged. She turned to Demyx.

"And it's Demyx am I right?" she asked.

"Yes Mam." He replied politely.

"You are from France?" she asked. Demyx looked to me for help. I was nodding vigorously.

"Yes."

"Really? You don't have much of an accent. Well anyways…Boujour and welcome to Minnesota." She said with a smile. Demyx sat there for a moment before he looked my mom right in the eye.

"What's a Minnesota?" Cue the slapping of the forehead. My mom made a strange face before blinking rapidly a few times. She came back into the kitchen as I shoved more grapes into my mouth. She gave me a look as she passed. A look that said keep-you-friends-in-line-or-else. I walked into the living room and flopped down on the couch.

"Real smooth Demyx." Axel started.

"What?"

"What's a Minnesota?" I asked.

"Its where we are…isn't it?" Axel asked. I blinked slowly. I'm not even going to dignify it with a response. Suddenly the garage door opened and I heard the heavy footsteps of my dad. I stood up quickly to greet him. He was the one I was worried about. I quickly introduced him to Axel and Demyx. His expression seemed to grow darker by the moment. We've lost him to the 'protect his one and only daughter' mode!

"You three take a seat." He said as he motioned to the couch with a tone so sweet it could rot your teeth. We all sat at the same time, me in the middle, as my dad began to pace.

"If you are going to date my daughter, there are some rules." He began. I bit my cheek to keep from laughing. He finally got to say his speech! It has been churning and maturing (heee that rhymed) inside his brain since the day I was born.

"But sir we're not-!" Demyx began but was soon interrupted by my dad.

"Don't interrupt me bucko. Now, I will begin with a list of places that are not appropriate to be with my daughter. First, you will not take her to any places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wood stool. Second, nowhere where there are no parents, cops, or nuns. Next, places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness in general. Places where it's warm enough for her to where shorts or tank tops. And finally movies with romantic or sexual themes." He listed. By now I had blood in my mouth because I could not laugh. Axel looked disinterested while Demyx was paying rapt attention.

"Be sure to memorize these because they are concrete. Next, you do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her as long as you do not peer at anything below her neck." He said. I looked down at my chest and I could feel Axel prod the side of my head just for kicks.

"Hands off!" My dad snapped as he honed in on Axel.

"I didn't touch her." He said with a smirk. Axel had just sealed his doom. My dad walked to just in front of Axel and crouched down so he was eye level with him. There was a brief staring contest before my dad spoke softly.

"Do not lie to me. I am the all knowing, merciless god of your universe when it comes to my daughter. If I ask you where you're going and with whom, you have only one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have two shotguns, 5 shovels, a chainsaw, and 10 acres. We are also in the middle of what used to be a corn field so there is no one to hear you scream." He said with a pleasant smile. Whoa…that went a little far.

"That being said…I hope you have fun today. Just know that I will be watching each and everyone of you." He said. With that, he turned away and walked outside to finish getting the grill ready for el fiesta.

The party started and I had already gotten glomped by a man twice as old as me and twice my size. His name is Wallie and ever since I had known him, he loved to pick on me, pick me up, make me laugh till I cried…whatever. His wife likes to poke fun at me too. Upon noticing that I had two guys almost flanking my every move, he grew a Cheshire cat grin.

"Aw she grew into a lady!" he said as he pulled me into a rough headlock and gave me a noogie. I tried to kick him in the shin but I hit air.

"And not only did she bring home one, she brought home two! This requires a celebration." He said as he quickly let go of me and ran to a cooler. He brought back four beers and handed one to each of us and kept one to himself. Demyx looked at his cautiously while Axel looked mildly excited.

"I'm not old enough." I said as tried to hand it back. Wallie waved his hand dismissively.

"Pfft! It's the forth of July! You need to unwind! I'm an adult. I'm giving you consent!" Wallie replied. Axel nodded.

"Yeah. Come on! Stop being such a wuss!" Axel joked as he cracked the tab on the can. I looked at the can uncertainly. Suddenly an arm was slung around my shoulders.

"Come on kid! Take a swig!" a new voice from my right said. I whipped my head to look and looked up into the mischievous eye of Xigbar! Great Googa Mooga! When did he get here?

"Ooohh another one! You're really on a role there!" Wallie cheered as he gave me a light punch in the chest and then gave a hearty laugh. I reached up and rubbed the area where I'm sure I would bruise. You can't do that! I'm a girl! I'm delicate!

"When did you get here?!" I asked Xigbar, who already had a can of beer. When he falls down drunk, I'm just going to leave him in the yard for the caterpillars to snack on.

"Couple minutes ago. I heard this was the hoppin place to be." He said.

"People don't say hoppin anymore." I said as I gave him a once over. I was relieved to see that he too had normal cloths on. A simple t-shirt and shorts.

"Come ooooon…you know you want to!" Wallie prodded. I looked at my can and raised a brow. Le gasp! I'm caving into peer pressure! Ever so slowly, I reached up and popped the top.

"One sip and that's all!" I said as I raised the can to my lips. My eyes bugged as the bitter drink filled my mouth. I bent forward and spit it out quickly.

"Aw come on!" Wallie whined as a little of the spray got on his feet.

"Blegh! Nasty!" I wailed. I learned my lesson. Just say no gang…just say no!

"Stop being a woman and take it like a man! Like this!" Wallie said as he took a giant swig.

"Why is everybody picking on me?" I whined.

"Cuz you're such an easy target!" Wallie replied as he took the beer out of my hand. I myself had a different idea for why they were picking on me.

"It's cause I'm white isn't it?" I asked as I slumped.

"You my dear are about as white as they come!" a familiar voice said from behind me. My eyes widened into larges disks. I knew that voice anywhere. I whipped around and my suspicions were confirmed!

"AMA-CHAN!" I screeched at the top of my lungs as I ran at her and attacked her with a violent hug.

"ME-SAN!" she yelled back as we crushed each other's lungs. We suddenly let loose an all mighty squee and jumped up and down in pure joy. The guys quickly covered their ears before their ears started to bleed.

"Ho my god! What are you doing here? How did you get here?" I asked excitedly as I released her.

"Well I called yesterday and your mom told me that you were coming home. She said I was welcome to come so I jettisoned my way over here!" she said as she smiled soo wide, your lips would split just looking at her. Now let me give you the low down. This is my bestest best friend in the entire cosmos Amane Hibiki. Or Hibike Amane if you're speaking her native Japanese tongue. I forgot how we met initially but we realized that we were so much alike that we could almost be sisters. Except that she is a sister from another mister. Which would make my mom a no good dirty rotten whore. But anyways, Amane had signed up for the Exchange program through my school and I was originally destined to be her host family. But that fell through as her family just decided to move here because of her dad's job. So she was an Ex-exchange student!

"Oh wow this is so cool! I love it!" I said as I randomly picked up a piece of her black hair that had chunks of purple in it. Amane was a color chamellion! I could see her one day with blue streaks and the next day, she could have pink and teal! And it so wasn't fair because she could pull it off! Her and her damn I'm-a-kick-ass-artist-style!

"And how have you been? Miss Don't Return My Emails?! I'm going to push you aggressively!" she did so. "There!"

"I've been good. I have soo much to tell you. First I want you to-!" I started excitedly only to be interrupted by something cold on my hand. I looked down and saw what could only be described as quite possibly the cutest thing known to man…though I have no idea what the heck it is!

"What the? What is that?" I asked as the adorable thing continued to sniff my hand.

"Oh I didn't tell you about him? It's Geru! My Wallaru!" she said happily as she gave a light tug on the red leash that connected to the red collar that circled the Wallaru's neck. I reached out to pet it. Great scott it was soft! (A/N: If you don't know what a Wallaru looks like, Google them! They are adorable!)

"So what exactly is a Wallaru?"

"It's a Wallaby Kangaroo cross." She explained as she leaned down and cuddled with it.

"So basically it's a baby kangaroo."

"Pretty much."

"Where'd you get him I want one!" I chirped.

"It's a secret and I've been saving up for forever to get one. So lets all do a mini-wave in celebration to me!" I laughed and then stood up.

"Now I have someone for you to meet." I said as I got up and strode over to the three every confused, very ignored Organization members.

"I think you know these people! Amane, this is Demyx, Axel, and Xigbar!" I said. Amane looked up and her jaw dropped.

"Wha…those are the most amazing cosplayers ever!" she said in awe. She chooses NOW of all times not to believe me?! Luckily, Xigbar came to the rescue.

"Cosplayers? Psh! As if!" he stretched his arms above his head and rested them behind his head. "I'm as real as they come!" he added with a wink. Amane stood there dumb struck before she started giggling like a ninny.

"That was pretty convincing!" she said. I sighed dramatically.

"Demyx! Do something with water!" I suddenly said as I nudged him in the side. He gave Amane a smile as he suddenly formed a small orb in his hand and lightly tossed it to her. She didn't even try to catch it as it hit her stomach and exploded. It rained onto Geru who squeaked and hopped behind her. Before any of us could blink, Amane had launched and attached herself to Axel in a savage glomp. Geru squawked at the sudden abuse on his neck.

"Oh my god you're really real!" she squealed. I almost collapsed in a fit of laughter as Axel struggled to remain standing and to not fall into the rose bushes directly behind him. Amane then launched herself at Demyx next.

"I think one of my lungs just collapsed!" Axel wheezed. When she finished her glomping, she made her way back to Axel, who stepped back to put some distance between her and him. She suddenly reached into her bag and quickly whipped out a Sharpie. Axel struck a karate pose as if he was going to deflect whatever she had.

"Sign my forehead!" she said.

"What?"

"Sign my forehead!"

"No way."

"Its either that or you sign my boob!" she said. I sputtered and began to laugh like a hyena. Axel blushed slightly and snatched the marker out of her hand.

"Keep your shirt on." He said as he moved her bangs out of the way and began to write. Soon enough 'Got it memorized? -Axel' was scrawled across her forehead. She also had Demyx and Xigbar sign the back of her shirt. She's never going to wash her forehead or that shirt ever again.

"As a KH fan, my world is now complete." She said as she put her hands on her hips. She suddenly turned deadly serious as she looked at me.

"Now tell me what the hell is going on here because I know that was no study abroad trip like your mom said. Come on it's you we're talking about. You'd rather stick a fork in your ear than do anything that required more school." She said.

"You got me! I have lied." I said dramatically. Suddenly, she handed Geru's leash off to Demyx, who took it with reluctance.

"Hold that." She said simply as she walked over to the porch swing, sat down, and patted the space next to her. I walked over to her and sat next to her.

"Alright spill. Explain why I'm seeing cute figments of my imagination." She said. I took a deep breath and began to tell her everything.

10 minutes later…

Amane was silent for a minute before she sighed and looked at me.

"Wow. You're not kidding are you?" I shook my head.

"I swear to god you can't make this shit up. Well…maybe you can if your writing fan fiction but I swear I'm not!" I said.

"This is sooo cool! Why can't stuff like this ever happen to me?" she asked wistfully. I shrugged and watched as Demyx gave Geru a grape to munch on.

"So…is anything exciting going to happen at this party?" she asked as she grew an extremely devilish smile. She's a deviant! She watched as Xigbar approached Geru and appeared to say something to it. Geru's ear twitched.

"I don't know…we could always invent something fun! Especially if the other Organization peeps decide to drop by." I said growing an evil smirk of my own.

"If Mansex comes, I'm going to stick a sparkler down his pants!" she said as we both watched Geru's ears twitch faster and faster. Whatever Xigbar was telling Geru, Geru apparently didn't like or appreciate it. Quicker than anyone could say 'Sufferin Snorkelblasts' Geru jumped up, pulled his feet in front of him and aimed a powerful kick right at Xigbar's crotch! Did I mention that Geru's aim was spot on? Xigbar reeled back and collapsed to the ground in pain. The guys around him were almost beside themselves in laughter. Others cringed. Amane and I, on the other hand, had fallen off the deck chairs and were crying from laughing so hard. Axel and Demyx quickly helped Xigbar to his feet.

"Get...me…ice!" Xigbar moaned weakly.

"Oh my god! My sides are splitting!" Amane gasped. I couldn't even talk I was laughing so hard. After a few minutes, and Xigbar glaring angrily at us, we had finally calmed down.

"This is going to be an awesome 4th of July!" I said as I high-fived Amane.

I cant say that i like this chapter much but anyways. Thank you for not giving up on me!!!! I love you guys!!!!!! I have finally gotten around to playing guitar hero. i have realized that have absolutly no talent in that game! I gotz to visit my authoress bud Hisa Me Kurai! Good times!!! Give me back my sweat shirt gosh dang it lol!!!

Preview: The party really begins now that Megan has a homie to cause mass mayhem with! The Organization is at their mercy! And what was that weird thing in the tube?