Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran

Me: {Plays Black Paper Moon} Only four more days until Kawaii Kon!

See told those guys goin to prison was safe, its my 3rd yr for it. The only issue was i was almost taken off my job cause a 3yr old liked me better than her dad an was clinging,

So first the sleepover question, yes you can come but after the 48 hr difusing period is over cause im mental, spiritual, and emotional drained so it be a bad idea to come b4. Alsp everyone has to bring a drink and snack to share.

Second the mexican hot cocoa is amazing

Ariel says she knows she did.

As far as a fav host thats a bad one to ask a mom, and a person who doesnt have a fav food or color.

Cause wait for it... i like em all equally in different ways.

I like tamaki for his willingness to put himself out there, and help bring people together like neko- chan and his sis and the few leadership traits he displays cause without them no one would go along with his plans

Honey- cause hes sweet, possitive, likes cute things and can take half an army alone

Haruhi- cause she eventually sees people for who the are, not what they are

Kyoya for his drive, intelligence and ability to always be prepared.

Mori for his loyalty and trustworthyness, not to mention hes very reliable

Hikaru- because hes clever and mischievous As well as protective.

Kaoru- your sweet and have a kind heart, and the way you put anothers happiness b4 ur own

So there fore i have no favorite.

Yes it was sweet though how worried people were about the prison thing But i was plenty safe.

Well gtg find comfort food. And demolish a few sour patch kids.
Oh an whats ur ideal date nights liznightangel

Dear liznightangel

Me: Glad you were safe, toddlers can be funny sometimes.
Everyone but Kyoya, Mori, and Haruhi: YAY, WE CAN'T WAIT!
Haruhi: I'll have to try it sometime.
All the hosts: Thanks!
Me: Well if I did go out on a date, I would want to stay in and watch movies.
Haruhi: Same here.
Tamaki, and the twins: Taking her to a fancy resturant!
Honey: A bakery!
Mori: The observatory.
Kyoya: Whatever she wanted to do.

Heck yeah I'll join in the fun! (If you make Hikaru dress up like Carla that is...mwa ha ha...)
Great Campfire song you guys! You did great Kaoru! You suck for not doing it, Hikaru! Honey, Would you like me to bring more cupcakes when I come over? Which flavor?
Mori, So you AREN'T a sofa?
Kyoya, I agree, but I think the glasses make you look adorable! (I said that soley to try and piss him off) You showed a lot of emotion when you first met Tamaki? What happened, did you turn off your mood switch? *Gasp* Are you a cyborg!?
Twins, I called your mom and told her that Hikaru stole the dresses and Kaoru had nothing to do with it and now she's one her way to the school to kill Hikaru. I suggest running as fast as you can in a dress.
And yes again I'd love to join in the fun! Just let me grab my kitty paw headdress and hair gel and I'll be there by the next time you update!
See ya soon, host club! Amethystfairy1

Dear Amethystfairy1

Me: You know me so well. {Grins, and turns towards Hikaru}

One moment later {Le spongebob}

Hikaru: {Wearing white neko ears, a white blouse, and blue skirt} Is there a reason why I'm the one getting pranked?
Me: Because, it is the funny!
Hikaru: I don't like that sponge. Honey: Yes please! Strawberry!
Mori: No.
Kyoya: {Chuckles} Why yes, yes I am.
Hikaru:0..0 You did what?
Me: {See's you walk into the club room dressed as Millianna, and hugs you} Yay!

I'm back again dang this is so funny fine neko-chan but ur still awesome! Renga I have a secret to tell u if u don't say anything about it if guest are here (whispers huruhis a girl) Heta-chan watch more black butler!

Hikaru play the game attack on titan Tamaki what do u think your job will be if u don't get to be the heir of ur father's business?
Okay gotta go hide in case kyoya wants to send his police after me

Lydia

Dear Lydia

Renge: Yeah I know, they told me a while ago.
Me: It is now on my list of things to do.
Hikaru: I'll try.
Tamaki: I'm not really sure, probably open up my own Cafe.
Kyoya: {Chuckles}

aww... its only 10 chappies more, ill miss making fun of Hikaru(-pouts-) like...a lot!
All: would you like the power to shapeshift? if so into what and why into that, like to listen to others conversations or plan world domination?
(-cough-)KYOYA(-cough-)
Haruhi: if you can have a vacation anywhere in the world,where would it be? and its for free!
Hani: why is Usa-chan so special to you?
Heta-san: i just wanted to let you know that this story is pretty awsome, your the only one who gets me in making fun of Hikaru,rock on! (-whacks Hikaru on the head with newspaper-) WHOOP Ciao LunarFanGodess

Dear LunarFanGodess

Me: I know, I will too.
The twins: Yes, so we can pull more pranks!
Everyone else: Not really.
Kyoya: [Chuckles for the umpteenth time}
Haruhi: Hawaii, or spain.
Honey: Because, he was my first suffy.
Me: Aww thanks!
Hikaru: Oww {Rubs his head}

Hetaliafan if Kyoya were to duel against Seto Kiba who do you think would win? A question to all hosts what would you do if suddenly you wake up to find out that you switched bodies with another member of the Host club? Kasanoda do you want to hang out? Let's be buddies! (smiles).
Guest27

Dear Guest27

Me: Well, Seto is disturbingly obsessed with beating Yugi, and I doubt Kyoya has ever even picked up a deck. Sorry Kyo-Kun but I'm gonna have to go with Kaiba-Boy.
Kyoya: It's quite alright, I'm not really interested in card games.
The twins: {Smiles} Depends, who did we switch with?
Tamaki: {Panics}
Me: Most likely that.
Honey: It would be pretty fun to see what everyone's life is like, right Takashi!
Mori: Aye!
Haruhi: 0..0 Considering I'm the only female, not pleasant.
Kyoya: That would be quite the challenge. {Smirks} I love a good challenge.
Kasanoda: Uh, sure.

Kaoru and Hikaru- Why do you play "Which one is Hikaru"? Why not Which is Kaoru or Which is Which?
Hikaru- What do you think about all of the fanfics where Kaoru dies?
Tamaki- Why do you call all of your customers princess?
Kyoya-How many customers do you get?
hetaliafan- Did you know Hikaru means shining and Kaoru means fragrant Kaoru, Hikaru, and Kyoya are my favorite characters!
Kur4m1

Dear Kur4ml

Kaoru: Because, Hikaru is the oldest!
Hikaru: 0..0 Tamaki: Because, thats just what a prince does Princess!
Kyoya: Trust me, I get enough.
Me: Well I knew about Hikaru, but not Kaoru. You learn something new everyday!
Kaoru, Hikaru, and Kyoya: Thank you!

since Easter is almost upon us i was wondering if you have ever tried marshmallow peeps or if not what your favorite easter candy is, and for the haruhi in honor of the holiday will you let twins dress u up like usa-chan, and last question sadly is for the zuka club and that is what is ur favorite musical,(wispers to hetaliafan) can you spary them with more of that black liquid after they answer

thanks again and thank for the whole story bmg20

Dear bmg20

Me: Yeah, but my favorite Easter candy are those mini robin eggs. You know, the one with milk chocolate inside them?
Haruhi: Hell no.
The twins: Awww, but it's for the holiday!
Haruhi: Then why don't you two dress up like bunnies.
The Zuka club: Busts through the doors: Thats easy it would be...
Me: {Brings out water gun with mysterious black liquid, and squirts them} Oh yeah!
The Zuka club: We'll be back to rescue you poor maidens. {Leaves}
Me: Your welcome!

HEY! I'm back, BUT A WHOLE LOT CRAZIER! HEHEHEHEHEHE

Nekozawa: If Haruhi was hanging off of a cliff, but it was daylight, and Kirimi was crying because she didn't want Haruhi to die, would you save her? And, can I join your club? IT LOOKS SO AWESOME!
Kyoya: Did you put the vase right near the door on purpose?
Tamaki: I love you, but you're an idiot. I still love you, though.
Mori: Don't worry, I'm one of your fangirls.
Honey: YOU ARE SOO ADORABLE! -Gives you cake-
Twins: What is your favorite prank that you've pulled?
Everyone: If you could be one mythical creature or something of science-fiction, (etc. unicorn, leprechaun, evil-bunny-cyborgs), what would it be?
Hikaru: Hey can you go change into this? PLEASE? -holds up magician costume-
Kaoru: Can you hold this camera for me? Make sure to press record! -rides a skateboard over to Hetalia-
Hetalia: -whispers- Hey, you wanna put a bucket of goo above the changing room's door so we can witness awesomeness. Livi Winterfrost

Dear Livi Winterfrost

Nekozawa: Uh..uh...maybe.
Kyoya: {Smirks} Maybe.
Tamaki: Thank you princess!
Mori: {Blushes}
Honey: Yay! Thank you Livi-Chan! {Eats the cake}
The twins: Moping the club room with glue, and watching Tono walk on it!
Tamaki: {Glares} That was not funny.
Me: Uh, does Smaugs count?
Mori: Centaur.
Honey: Fairy!
Haruhi: Uh, I'm not really sure I wanna be a mythcal creature.
Tamaki: A mage!
Me: Wow, really?
Tamaki: Yes, last time I came to your house boomerang was one. There was this one commercial with a duck, and how he was a powerful wizard. I liked it!
Me: Oh god, not Daffy. Are you talking about the merrie melody, The Wizard?
Tamaki: Yes, the one were he's undetered!
Me: {Facepalms}
Hikaru: You know, I actually liked being a Leprechaun.
Kaoru: Maybe we can both be one.
Kyoya: Well since all of you insist I have one following me. I would like to be a Shinigami.
Hikaru: Uh, sure. {Heads to the changing room}
Kaoru: ok. {Holds camera}
Me: {Grins evilly, and places a bucket of goo above the curtain} Ok Hikaru come out.
Kaoru: {Presses record}
Hikaru: {Comes out, and the bucket of goo falls on him} Really?
Me: Hello youtube!

Dear Host Club,
I'm back but I haven't found that episode where Haruhi saw inside Kyoya's book, I know it exist I just have to find it. And to answer any question about my sanity if It doesn't, no I'm not sane. But I do accept you challenge Hetalifan, I'll have you know that I am a duel master. Tamaki- How does it feel to know that you're the main reason Honey's bother hates him?
Honey- How can you eat so much cake without getting fat, it's inhuman.
Haruhi- Do you have wig that looks like your normal hair or something because I don't get how you keep your hair so short and then have long hair when in disguise.
Kyoya- How did you let the Zuka club kidnap Haruhi? I was under the impression that you keep tabs on everyone's whereabouts.
Haruhi- Did you know that the Host Club (excluding Kyoya) can't stand you acting?
The Twin- Do you think you would have had better luck being seen as separate people if you didn't hang with each other as much?
Kyoya- Do you think you would survive in a different country since you don't have any connections there?
Host Club- Out of the four elements (Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water), which one would you like to control?
Nekozawa- Your magic is a hoax, there is no such thing as magic. It is all just unidentified science.
That's all the questions I have for now, Robo signing out. Jetpack engage!
[Activates a jetpack and flies away]
Robo

Dear Robo

Me: It's ok, and just name yor place and time bud!
Tamaki: I am?
Me: Sadly it is true Tono. But his brother is kinda a jerk to begin with.
Honey: {Giggles} I can always eat cake!
Haruhi: Yeah, I thought it was creppy how the club got it so perfectly.
Kyoya: Well... be quiet thats why.
Haruhi: Well I told the Zuka club I wasn't a good actor.
The twins: Maybe, but why would we ever seperate?
Kyoya: Didn't I ask you to be quiet?
The twins: Fire!
Haruhi/Honey: Water.
Mori/Kyoya: Earth.
Tamaki: Air!
Nekozawa: Believe what you will.
Me: {See's you leave on a jet pack} So cool!

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Yeah, I'm almost done with English class! BOO YAH! I hope you enjoyed another chappy, see ya!