Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Happy...Hanukkah? Here's the long awaited Gaang And I Christmas special!!!
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Me: Sokka...
Sokka: Yes?
Me: Go suck an egg.
Sokka: Why?
Me: Because I said so!
Sokka: No!
Katara: What are you guys fighting about now?
Sokka: He told me to suck an egg!
Katara: (sigh) Why did you tell Sokka to suck an egg?
Me: Because I'm in a bad mood...
Katara: Why?
Me: My laptop crashed.
Toph: Bummer.
Katara: I have an idea!
Me: I'm afraid to ask...
Katara: We can have a Christmas party!
Aang: CHRISTMAS!!! TOYS! TOYS! TOYS! TOYS!
Azula: Aang, Never. Do. That. Again.
Me: Katara, that sounds like a good idea!
All: Christmas party it is!
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Me: The first step to having a successful Christmas party is decorating.
Sokka: Okay. Toph, can you Christmas tree bend a tree in here?
Toph: Uh, Sokka, I can't "Christmas Tree bend"
Sokka: Oh, Can you Tinsel Bend?
Toph: No.
Sokka: Can you Mistletoe bend-
Toph: DAMNIT SOKKA, I CAN ONLY EARTH BEND!!!
Sokka: You don't have to yell.
Toph: You're the one asking stupid questions!
Me: Guys, no fighting on Christmas! Let's put up the tree!
(20 minutes later)
Me: All done!
Iroh: That was surprisingly fast...
Sokka: Uh guys, I'M STUCK IN THE TREE!!!
Zuko: How did you do that???
Sokka: I don't know...
Azula: Can I set the tree on fire?
Sokka: NO!
Me: Not until after the party. Now, the next step to setting up a Christmas party is to invite people!
Zuko: Do you know anyone that likes you?
Me: Zuko, one of these days I will kill you...
Zuko: What?
Me: Nothing, on to the list!
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Me: Okay, here are the people who are invited to the party:
INVITATION LIST:
ZutaraKid50
Sushi-rocks-emo-kids
iCosplayer
Talking2Myself
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Me: And that's the list!
Toph: Who the hell is Talking2Myself?
Me: She writes an awesome Disney series, I thought I'd let her come to.
(DING DONG)
Me: Oh, they're here!
Zuko: ALREADY?
Me: Yep, let the party begin!!!
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(Several minutes later)
Me: Now that everyone's settled in, I'll check on how they're doing.
ZutaraKid50: Why are you talking to yourself.
Me: Don't know...
Zutarakid50: Wait! Is that Sokka stuck in the Christmas tree!
Me: Yep
ZutaraKid50: Can I set him on fire!
Sokka: Again. NO!
Me: Sorry, Azula has dibs on that.
ZutaraKid50: Oh... Can I poke him repeatedly with this long candy cane?
Me: Knock yourself out.
ZutaraKid50: Yay! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE!
Sokka: HELP!!!
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Me: Talking2Myself, are you enjoying the party?
Talking2Myself: I don't know anyone here! These are all your friends.
Me: Then go and MINGLE!
(Pushes Talking2Myself to go mingle)
Me: So far this party is a success.
Sushi: HEYWHAT'SUPTHISGGNOGISGOOD!
me: Sushi, you're more hyper than usual, what gives?
Sushi: IT"STHENOGBYE!!!
Me: Okay...
Toph: You have to come quick!
Me: Why?
Toph: Iroh and iCosplayer are about to have a tea-off!
Me: What's a tea-off?
Toph: They're about to see who can drink the most tea!
Me: This I got to see...
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(Iroh and iCosplayer are sitting at table, about to begin)
Iroh: Do you really think you can out drink me?!?!
iCosplayer: Yes, yes I can! MUHAHAHA!!!
Iroh: Let me pull out my "special tea cup"!
Me: What's so special about it?
Iroh: It can talk!
Teapot: Hi everybody!
All: OMFG IT CAN TALK!!!
Teapot: Begin!!!
(Several cups of tea later)
(Iroh passes out)
iCosplayer: Victory is mine!
Iroh: No, now I have nothing...
Me: Okay, everyone. Let's finish the party with a Christmas Carol!
All: WHAT?!?!?
Me: We are going to sing The 12 Days of Avatar Christmas!
All: Okay?
Me: Everyone got the lyrics?
All: Yeah.
Me: Okay, a 1, and a 2, and a...
(Note: This is the shorten version of the song)
THE 12 DAYS OF AVATAR CHRISTMAS
During the 12 days of Christmas, Santa gave to me:
12 Benders bending
11 warriors fighting
10 Air Nomads a' flying
9 Teenage Princes whining
(Zuko: Hey...)
8 Mai's a' sighing
7 Serpents a' swimming
6 Appa's a' shedding
5 Cups of tea!
(Iroh and iCosplayer: SQUEE!)
4 Lion turtles
3 Pai Sho tiles
2 Avatars
(Aang: TWO!!!)
And a Momo in a pine pear tree!
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Zuko: Wow...
Katara: That song is actually pretty catchy...
Zutarakid50: I already have it on my iPod!
Me: Well, party's over.
Guests: Bye!
Me: Okay Gaang, now it's time for your presents!
Gaang: Presents! Yay!
Me: Here...
Zuko: Wait, is this...A BILL!
Me: For staying in this house.
Gaang: Awww...
Me: Well, Christmas is over...
Azula: Does that mean...
Me: ...he's all yours.
Azula: Sweet! Oh, Sokka...
Sokka: Oh crap...
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Was it a good Christmas chapter? I hope. Sorry if you weren't invited... Please Read and REVIEW!!! And have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
-OneWingedAuthor