Mario Kart: All-Star Circuit!
Chapter 2a: Dry Dry Highway!
Part 3c: The Final Dusting!
Well, I bet you didn't really expect a chapter this soon, because even if this isn't a main player, I haven't really updated in 7 months before this chapter, so there might be a few more coming this week!
The 16 kart racers that were just out of the sandstorm that could blow their chances and into the item storm that would just blow their chances anyways and possibly their vehicles, if Bowser and Wario had anything to do with it anyyways.
Tony was just pretty sure that Mario Kart was just being its brutal self, while Rawk was just surprised as heck to see some wrestling style moves being used on vehicles that couldn't even have that manouvering.
''Boom, check out how Bowser's just kicking it out there with his vehicle and The Broodals are just doing the same thing but in 11th!'' Tony shouted, as he was just shocked. ''I swear it's becoming more and more like the crazy days!''
Tony was just trying to get it back on the camera, as the race was just definitely going downhill safety-wise, mostly because of the desperate moves that were being done by the villains.
The track may have been wide enough for the racers to just pass through, but Dixie and Candy were both just being assaulted at the moment, as the former were just struggling to keep it straight.
''It's not even a blue shell, how-'' Candy's eyes were just popping, as she saw that the wheels had less traction in a very obvious. ''-that's no place to put a banana!''
Dixie just turned early as she could to make sure that her kart didn't slip, as Candy was just ridiculously scared of the kart just tipping over and Spewart was just coming in with an special attack.
''Course it is!'' Topper shouted, as he wasn't even driving. ''You're just mad.''
Candy was just definitely feeling shocked, as Dixie somehow made the turn in 8th.
MacArthur and Sanders were definitely shocked, as were Ryo and Yuri, as the latter duo managed to get a good catch on the bananas.
''Yikes, that's my strategy stolen!'' MacArthur was just pretty shocked, as she was just doing her thing in 7th. ''Well, time to throw this.''
MacArthur's underarm swing somehow managed to make the Bomb-omb get barely over the barrier, so that the Bomb-omb managed to hit Bowser and Bowser jr. directly above them.
''Boom goes the dynamite!'' Sanders declared, as she saw that Bowser was just blown up. ''How did you do that?''
''It was an cool accident.'' MacArthur just said that, as though she wasn't about to just get Green Shelled.
MacArthur and Sanders just slowed down slightly, as Ryo and Yuri were about to the main targets of the Green Shell that was just thrown by the Kong girls and the princesses were just ready to attempt to counter it with their own moves.
However, the shell was just a little bit too fast.
''Bam, their royal highnesses get flipped over like pancakes with that snipe! Though it's not even close to the explosive middle that's happening! I swear it's like a good year of kick-ass wrestling!'' Rawk shouted, as he might have accidentally cut to another shot of the middle ten on his thing. ''Anyways-''
''You're definitely right! Onto these guys!'' Tony shouted over Rawk, as the wrestler was just annoyed.
Speaking of these guys, they were definitely just bringing some serious turbulence to the game and no matter what, it included Chain Chomp and Goombella, who were just shocked at the lengths that the packed pseudo-peleton was willing to go to.
These guys were currently at the top of the downhill road and this road was definitely not that wide enough to handle of the controlled chaos that was just going down.
Not even the ''leading'' combination of Stan and Francine, in 12th, just trying to send a message by just throwing a boomerang backwards and the speedy Goombella and Chain Chomp, in 13th, trying out new techniques were enough to put a cap on the craziness.
''By the way, the Rawk knows about those witches, because they kinda crashed, so there's still 35 crazy teams that are just ready to get on it
Either way, it was the thing that made everyone question if Mario Kart was too hardcore or not.
''You put a bunch of Disney Villains in here and expect everyone to be okay with it?'' Goombella shouted, as her partner was just trying to throw back a ton of Red Shells. ''Please.''
''I'm down with it.'' Chain Chomp just shrugged along with it, nearly running out of Red Shells. ''Come on-''
The 12th placing duo weren't exactly in the mood to deal with more fire, as even with no hands, the driving skills were somehow pretty top-notch, as the 11th placing duo were just strained as hell over this mad mission that came from Stan's boss.
''Bullock, you figured out how to work an interdimensional television and you put me through a game in real life. Well played.'' Stan was just clearly having a hint of a fun time.
''Yeah, but how are we going to survive?'' Francine was just sure that the amazingly stupid strategies wasn't going to work any longer. ''I'm sure that the witches crashed a turn ago!''
Stan and Francine realized that the fire was definitely stopping, but the tailgating that came from the duo that clearly didn't even care that much about each other, but had an urge to just get money in a lot of ways.
''How long is this going to last?'' Stan was just trying to drift his hardest. ''This isn't going to work forever, you know!''
Francine just ensure it by just throwing back a seriously well timed...Golden Mushroom and Stan was just freaking out.
Currently in 14th, the ice dancers' car finally got back into control and Josee's anger was definitely very well hidden, as they had a Golden Mushroom to steal.
The ninja Koopa troupe were definitely in 15th, as they were pretty shocked by the fact they somehow got teleported by a team that crashed and these three along with the Golden Mushroom-grabbing Stromboli and Coachman.
These three were the source of the chaos that was just going down in this drifting group of racing riders.
''We should be taking that!'' Jacques yelled, as he was just snatching the Golden Mushroom. ''And-''
Josee just put it to good use, as their swan vehicle had great manouverability and great speed, somehow making passing the two of them like it was nothing too interesting.
''Oooh, Josee and Jacques steals the Golden Mushroom and kicks it up in 11th and if the rest of the race is any indication, they're providing a comeback. Coachman and Stromboli are still willing to whip it real good in 14th...yep!'' Tony wasn't even that shocked about what was just happening in this part of the race.
Jacques and Josee were just beaming with some serious real smiles, as they were just somehow outmanouvering the rest of the middle ten, who were still their chaotic selves.
''You can all go and lose some money!'' Stromboli didn't really know how to insult, but he did know how to just throw a rock at the Koopa Bros. ''Jokes on you, you don't need any!''
The Koopa Bros just catched the rock and it turned out to be some kind of electric bomb that just stunned themselves and accidentally activated the stored-up Lightning Bolts.
''Wow, what the hell?'' The red bandana-wearing koopa asked, as the racers behind his team were shocked. ''Geez, what new items were on the track?''
Rawk and Tony had a new thing to announce and these guys were definitely excited to announce what it was.
''They just found a new item that appears in the box! The Rawk knows that a lot of these guys including Gonzalez brought their items, but this one from that item box! This kinda thing shocks one specific guy and then it kinda activates the game-changer of that guy's item...holder!'' Rawk Hawk explained, as he was just barely following a script. ''That killer bolt stopped everybody, as these Koopa Bros are killing it in 16th!'''
Tony just cleared his own throat to make sure that he was just genuinely able to just bring his own thoughts to this.
''Remember, to survive this round, the racers have to be in 27th place or better, because this GP would just be too crazy with 36 racers racing in every round!'' Tony shouted, bringing up the more important stuff. ''The bottom quarter's possibly gonna reconsider entering it, but still!''
''The top guys are getting closer to Shy Guy's Bazzar, because it's the greatest one, but we've got the underdogs that are fighting hard!'' Rawk was just ready to keep hyping it up for no other reason than for the obvious reasons.
Either way, not all of the racers have been revealed yet and the bottom nine had most of the unrevealed teams that were just struggling to really make it through.
And that's with the witches being knocked down by at least 12 places due to their crash.
To be continued with the racers actually hitting Shy Guy Bazzar's edge, as the town had some sort of barrier road that the racers had to go around before entering the actual town!