*In Zea's room*
Zea: One, two, three, four... *plays pretty intro on her acoustic guitar*
Arynne: *Sings*
So here's another day I'll spend away from you,
Another night I'm on another broken avenue.
My bag is ripped and worn then again, now, so am I
Take what you wanna take, what you wann take, what you...
I miss the stupid things, we'd go to sleep and then,
You wake me up and kick me out of bed at three A.M.
Pick up the phone and you're saying dirty things to me,
Do what you wanna do, what you wanna do, what you...
Take me with you I start to miss you,
Take me home I don't wanna me alone tonight.
And I had to want to show you I,
I will run to you, to you till I,
Can't stand on my own anymore I...
Cross my heart and hope do die.
Cross my heart and hope to die...
Cross my heart and hope to.
Hotels are all the same, you're still away from me,
Another day another dollar that I'll never see.
Can I get a piece of a, a pice of a, a piece of something good,
Like just a little like, just little like, just a...
I wonder what you're doing, I wonder if you doubt it,
I wonder how we used to ever go so long without it.
And no matter where I go, I'm coming back to you
Be where I ought to be, where I ought to be, where I...
Take me with you I start to miss you,
Take me home I don't wanna be alone tonight...
Kite: *Barges into Zea's room while eating a sausage* Whacha doin'?
Zea: What the hell are you doing?
Kite: I asked you first, Honey Bunches of Oats.
Arynne: We're practicing a song for a concert we have to play in, loser. (A/N: You get a cookie if you can guess the song, two if you guess the song AND the artist! This should be a sinch for my Canadian reviewers! AND NO REAL LIFE ARYNNE YOU WILL NOT GET A COOKIE IF YOU TELL)
Kite: Concert, huh? Well that song sounds pretty lame if you ask me.
Zea: This is an acoustic song you metalhead. And THIS IS A FREAKING GOREGOUS SONG THAT IS SUNG BY THE SEXIEST MAN ON THIS PLANET YOU BASTARD!
Kite: I didn't know Marth wrote an acoustic song. Or could even sing for that matter.
Zea: IT'S. NOT. MARTH. YOU. JACKASS. I. AM. THROUGH. WITH. THAT. ANNOYING. SON. OF. A. BITCH. GOT IT?
Kite: *Totally ignores Zea's yelling and walks over to look at a certificate on the wall* What's this?
Zea: Meh, nothing much, just my certificate of Bitchcraft. That's all.
Kite: So, you've really sunken that low, huh?
Zea: Like you can say a lot you Nazi.
Kite: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess! (A/N: HAHAHAH I WILL MAKE YOUR EARS BLEED!)
Zea: Listen here, bub, when I aquire world domination, you'll be the first to go. Along with Justin Bieber. Actually, I'll make it so that you are BOTH decapitated by the same motherfucking guillotine!
Kite: WITH THAT GLASS BREAKER? YOU WOULDN'T.
Zea: Oh, I would.
Arynne: ANYWAYS. With death threats aside, Kite, what in the luggy hell are you doing here?
Kite: Oh, I'm here to tell you that you're pretty much destroying your fanbase by not updating.
Zea: I know that, I've just been extremely busy.
Kite: Doing what, sitting on your fat ass playing MMO's? Yep, real busy.
Zea: Did you just...call me...FAT?
Kite: Where's your proof?
Zea: IT'LL BE GOING UP YOUR ASS AND AROUND THE CORNER IN A MINUTE! *Her arms turn into giant hammers and chases Kite out of her room*
Arynne: You...forgot me...*sniffle*
Kite: *Boots 'er into the studio* I FOUND HEEEEEEERRR! *Dives into a trash can*
Zea: *Runs in* WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S THAT FILTHY LITTLE COCK SUCKER?
Everyone: *Points to the trash can Kite is hiding in*
Zea: *Walks over* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME FAT *Swings both hammer arms down at the same time totally obliterating the trash can and Kite along with it as well as leaving a crater in the floor*
Marth: Who pissed in your Cornflakes this morning?
Zea: *Eyes turn into fire and squishes Marth, obliterating him as well*
Arynne: *Runs in* Zea, wait! Crap, I missed it. I was gonna get that on camera and then become famous on Youtube!
Zea: Hah, yeah right. You just wanna become famous on Youtube just so you can become friends with Shane Dawson.
Arynne: No...*shifty eyes*
Zea: Suuuuuuure...
Ike: Don't worry, honey, I was WAY ahead of you *Holds up video camera containing the footage of both Kite and Marth's obliteration*
Arynne: YAY! *Glomps Ike* Youtube fame, here I come!
Zea: Can we just get this started already? I need bloodshed to calm me down.
OMG, the best truth or dare fic is finally back up. WOOT⑨(if you get the reference, you get a cookie)kite, if someone gets the reference, your balls will be frozen off
10)go to this link then tell me your opinion of mickey mouse
uncyclopedia./wiki/Mickey_Mouse
1)ganondor(K)f ,you have scarred me for life, you shall be killed by patapons, blown up by flandre scarlet, roundhouse kicked by chuck norris, and tingle will sleep in your closet every day for a year
2)shadow have a cookie
3)sonic shall spontaneously combust
4)lucario C. message 42 S.S.B. - go pay peach to knock your junk around
5)lucas your brother and mother are now alive
6)wario fight waluigi
7)winner goes on a date with samus
8)loser get's raped by tingle
best truth or dare date, see ya
~the1undzeloni1
Zea: Why thank you! I feel so flattered! (A/N: In your face KBB. IN YOUR FACE)
Kite: Enough with flattery, can we just get on with the killings?
Zea: For once, I agree with you my slav...er, I mean friend! Yeah, friend, that's it.
Arynne: This sounds...interesting...
Zea: Yes. Well...since I have no idea what patapons are who scarlet what's-'is-name is, they will be replaced with harpoons and ACDC.
Arynne: Wait, what? Why ACDC?
Zea: Oh, you'll see. *Gives every Smasher a harpoon, warps in ACDC, Chuck Norris and Tingle from KBBs LoZ fic* At my signal we go apeshit on this walking talking trash can of rollers, got it?
Ganondorf: Something tells me this is gonna be a long day...
Zea: FIRE! *Fires harpoon with all the other Smashers*
Ganondorf: *Gets skewered like, forty times or something*
ACDC: *Throw TNT at Ganondorf then play amazing guitar riffs * (A/N: I know, I'm genious!)
Ganondorf: *Gets blown to smitherenes* (That's what she said)
Chuck Norris: *Roundhouse kicks each Ganondorf smitherene instantly eliminating each one from the time space continum*
Zea: Now, before I revive him...*Spartan kicks Tingle into Ganondorfs closet* Good thing he doesn't know about Tingle. And congrats KBB, you're rid of Tingle for a year! God, I gotta stop making references to you, it's ruining my fic, dammit! Anyways, *revives Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Really? Is this what the world has come to? Giving gays the most painful death possible? You are inhumaine...
Zea: Way to go, Ganondorf! It took you almost 21 chapters to figure that out! As a reward, I'm sending you home!
Ganondorf: *Starts to complain but does double take* Wait, what? Did you just say you're sending me HOME?
Zea: You heard me, I didn't stutter. Now BEGONE! *Warps him to his bedroom and snickers*
In Ganondorf's room...
Ganondorf: Ah! Sweet sanctuary! I never realized how much I missed this place since I started working with that bitch. Wait a minute...why do I feel like I'm being watched? Ah, fuck, it must be from Zea killing me over and over again. Jeez...it's good to have my life back...*goes over to his closet to get some of his secret stash of yaoi* Now, for some boner-inducing MAN SEX. *opens closet and sreams*
Tingle: *Screams*
Both: *Continue screaming for like...five minutes*
Ganondorf: *Composes himself* Who the hell are you, and what the fuck are you doing in my closet?*
Tingle: Mr. Angry Man? You don't remember me?
Ganondorf: I've never seen you in my life of course I don't remember you!
Tingle: Oh, really? I wonder what Mr. Author did to you this time?
Ganondorf: Author? Oh, you mean that dude that has powers like Zea?
Tingle: Yes, yes, him! I work at his studio! He tortures us just for fun!
Ganondorf: Wait a minute...I remember hearing about that studio...and if I'm correct, then you must be...*face pales* oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. OH MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT. YOU'RE TINGLE!
Tingle: YAAAAAAY MR. ANGRY MAN KNOWS MY NAME! *Dances around excitedly*
Ganondorf: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Tingle: It's very simple, sir! This is my home for the net year!
Ganondorf: You mean...you have LIVE, in my CLOSET...for the next YEAR?
Tingle: Yes yes, that is correct! You are very smart, Mr. Angry Man!
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Back at Zea's studio...
Everyone: *Cries laughing from watching above events on a HUGE T.V.*
Arynne: PRICELESS, JUST PRICELESS. *Wipes away tear* Wow, Zea, you really do deserve that Bitchcraft certificate!
Zea: *MAJOR EGO INFLATION* Why thank you! Anyways, we need to move on if we wanna get this done!
Arynne: *Reads next dare* Why Shadow, I do believe it's your lucky day!
Shadow: Why?
Arynne: You get a cookie! *Tosses it to him*
Shadow: *Catches it in his mouth and eats happily*
Zea: Awww...how cute! This is why Shadow is one of my fave Sonic characters.
Sonic: Am I one of your fvorites?
Zea: No, you can do die.
Sonic: *Goes to cry in a corner then spontaneously combusts*
Arynne: Well how freaking convenient was that? That was his naxt dare!
Zea: That was pretty freaking convenient! NEXT. *Reads next dare* Umm...this makes no sense to me...
Arynne: Lemme see... *Reads it* yeah, I get the last part, but that part in the middle just plain confses me...we'll skip it for now. Maybe we'll get an explanation later.
Zea: Which means...LUCAS YOUR MOM AND BROTHER ARE NOW ALIVE!
Lucas: *Looks over to see his mom and brother standing together* MOMMY! CLAUS! (A/N: I'm about 85% sure that's his name) *Runs over to hug his relatives but goes right through them cause they're just hollograms and ends up accidentally throwing himself off a cliff*
Zea: Y'know, it almost makes me feel sad for the poor little kid...
Arynne: You're not serious...
Zea: PSSSSSSSH. OF COURSE NOT! THAT LITTLE SUCKER HAD IT COMING FOR HIM! *Revives Lucas* Sorry kid, but that was pretty fucking hilarious. NEXT!
Arynne: Umm...*reads next dare* Wario and Waluigi have to fight.
Zea: To the death?
Arynne: Doesn't say.
Zea: Alright, just because I'm the worlds biggest (FIGURATIVE) bitch, then ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a deathmatch!
Wario and Waluigi: WHAT? I can't kill my own brother!
Zea: Of course you can! Cause if you refuse I'm going to put BOTH of you through THE MOST GRUESOME AND PAINFUL DEATH THAT ANYONE HAS EVER EXPERIENCED IN THIS ENTIRE STORY! *Happy mode* Okay?
Wario and Waluigi: *Gulp* Yes, ma'am.
Zea: Good! *Warps them to Delfino Plaza* Here, I'll give you some nice scenery to somewhat quell the angst of ripping your own flesh and blood apart!
Arynne: Okay, ready? GO!
Waluigi: *Gets into the most retarted battle stance ever*
Link: What the fuck is he doing?
Zea: I would not be able to tell you, dear.
Wario: *Simply walks over to Waluigi and snaps his brother in half over his motherfucking fat knee* I win.
Arynne: Well that was a lot less excitig than I though it'd be...
Zea: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT...WAIT!
Arynne: What is it?
Zea: There's a second part to this dare.
Arynne: *Reads* Oh, so there is...
Zea: We forgot to add in that the winner gets to go on a date with-
Samus: *Cuts off Zea* Me.
Zea: Wh-how did you know?
Samus: How could I NOT know by now? A date with me has been the reward of pretty much every death match, has it not?
Arynne: Bitch has a point.
Zea: Hmm...well I usually would've taken out Samus and put in someone else rediculous to be the man's date...but since the man is Wario...yeah...we'll keep it like it is. See ya! *warps them both to a romantic reasturant*
One garlic and gas filled and totaly unromantic despite the reasturant date later...
Samus: *Storms into the studio* NEVER. AGAIN.
Zea: Yet, despite how many time you say that, it still happens. Ugh, you smell like garlic and ass, get a wash, blonde. *Turns away*
Samus: *Goes to lash her laser whip at Zea while she's turned around*
Zea: *catches the end of the whip wither her MOTHERFUCKING BARE HAND* Ah, ah, ah, Samus. I wouldn't do that if I were you. *Does a backflip through the air, landing behind Samus and strangles her with her own laser whip* What a dumb bitch. Alright, moving on. *reads next dare* Oh! Third part! LOSER GETS RAPED BY TINGLE! SCOOOOORE! *Revives Waluigi and sends him to Ganondorf's closet* Since the poor bastard lost so badly, we're gonna let him keep what pride he has left and not watch him getting raped on a giant T.V. screen! NEXT!
Arynne: *Reads* Apparently there's a reference here.
Zea: Umm...I don't see one. I'm guessing it has to do with Ganondorf's dare.
Arynne: Why do you think that?
Zea: Well...just because I could make a reference to KBBs fic with Tingle. That's my best guess. Oh well, we'll find out next chapter...
Arynne: And sorry, but the link won't work. SUCKS TO BE YOU HAAAAAAH!
31 pages? Congratulations, you now know what it's like for me to write my chapters. Seriously, though, you started out with Hitler jokes and NEVER LOOKED BACK. AND IT'S AWESOME. MOST LIKELY OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T TAKE A JOKE, BUT AWESOME. Also, as clarification to the readers, I meant to put "respectively" at the end of my first dare in the last chapter. My bad...DARE TIME! *shoots off fireworks*
Zea: WTF? I didn't say anything about KH in my review from last chapter. Where did that even come from? o.0
Original 12: What was the game like when it had a cast with only one girl that constantly wore a suit of armor?
Arynne(you haven't had enough bad dares, IMO): What is the most embarrassing thing you could possibly do involving a pickle, a rolling pin, and Paul McCartney's left arm? Whatever it is, I dare you to do it.
Happy Mask Salesman: Scare everyone else as much as you can.
Navi and Tingle (from my ToD fic): Invade this fic and annoy everyone as much as possible.
Zea, Arynne, and Kite: I dare you to look up "Marblehornets" and "totheark" on Youtube and watch all of the videos on both channels, and give your responses. Also, get the Slender Man in here to scare everyone sh!tless.
Zea: I liked your Satanic rant a lot. It was even better when I DID THE SAME THING IN CHAPTER 21 OF MY FIC GODDAMMIT.
Kite: *gives Kite Author Powers equal to my own, and an overwhelming need to go to the bathroom, then bars off the only bathroom in the world* Kill Zea as revenge for stealing my idea of a demon rant. When she is dead, and you revive her, you will be able to go to the bathroom. (Also, he loses his Author Powers. NO WAY AROUND THIS, YOU NEED AN AWESOME FIGHT SCENE.)
Everyone: Welcome back to the game. It's good to have you back after all this time. *gives everyone a cookie the size of their own heads. Yes, EVERYONE...Except Tingle and Navi, assuming they're still there*
~keybladeboy
Zea: Thanks, dude, I take pride in my amazing and most of the time offensive humor. It's what I do. And I know that respectively wasn't supposed to be there. Hah, you're cute *Sticks out tongue*
Arynne: Oh please, stop. Zea does NOT need mor ego inflation. As if that was even possible...
Zea: You're lucky you're my best friend cause if you weren't you'd be a literal human blood fountain right now. Oh well. And sorry, I though you ment something else, man. Big BIG screw-up on my part. Anyways, you twelve idiots, tell us what you experience with Samus was like in the first game.
Link: Well...it all started the first day...
Flashback to like...1998. Or something.
Link: *Walks up to Samus and sticks out his hand* Hey, I'm Link!
Samus: *Shakes Link's hand* name's Samus.
Link: Cool name. I look forward to fighting you in the future, man.
Samus: Thanks, wait, did you just call me 'man'?
Link: Er...yeah, why? Not a custom where you're from?
Samus: Yeah, but it's usually said to just guys...
Fox: *Walks over, intrigued by the conversation*
Link: But you're a guy, aren't you?
Samus: Ah, no. I'm a girl.
Everyone: WHAT?
Flashforward to present day
Samus: You see, I was going to take off my suit every once in a while. But after that incident, I felt really awkward and uncormfortable afterwards, so I didn't take it off.
Luigi: That's right. And it all went downhill from there.
Samus: Yep. All the guys were trying to get me to take off my suit. It was like I was freaking Kesha or something. But it was really only Link and Captain Gaylord over there who really tried to dress me down.
Zelda: *Places hands on her hips* Oh, really, now?
Link: Erm...I love you... *gets bashed over the head by Zelda* Oww...
Captain Falcon: personlly, I regret nothing.
Ike: Why not?
Captain Falcon: 'Cause I almost got her to take that stupid thing off!
Snake: Really? How?
Captain Falcon: I seduced her.
Everyone except Falcon and Samus: *Pause for a second and then almost die laughing that's right, I said DIE*
Samus: *Red with anger and embaressment* Hey! I didn't know who he was! I totally regret it now! ARG!
Zea: Okay, that's pretty freakin' hilarious! Let's move on! *reads next dare* Oh, Arynne, you're gonna LOVE this one. And when I mean LOVE I mean TOTALLY AND UTTERLY DESPISE.
Arynne: Aww, shit on a stick...what is it?
Zea: *Gives her the pickle, the rolling pin and the arm* Do the most embaressing thing you can with these things.
Arynne: Aww...what? Whose arm is this anyways?
Zea: Do you REALLY want me to tell you?
Arynne: Yes, please.
Zea: Alright, then, it's Paul McCartney's.
Arynne: WHAT? No fucking way... (A/N: If you understood what that jerk did to where I'm from, you'd be thinking this too)
Zea: I'm sorry, girl you gotta do it.
Arynne: Ugh...fine *Shoves the pickle down her pants, which makes it look like she has an actual...pickle...then beats herself senseless with the rolling pin and then uses it to crush the pickle, which causes the pickle juices to leak through her pants and make it look like she just wet herself and then masturbates with the arm* There you fucking go. *Throws everything at our jerk of a Prime Minister*
Zea: Well done, my friend. Now, we must move on. *reads next dare* Oh dear God help us all...
Arynne: What is it? *Reads* Oh shit...we're about to be mindfucked.
Zea: Quick, let's take cover. *Hides with Arynne in the mindfuck bunker then warps in the Hppy Mask Salesman*
Salesman: *Looks at everyone* You've all met a terrible fate, haven't you?
Link: OH FUCK SHIT IT'S YOU!
Salesman: My my, you were that valiant child that got my mask back for me, aren't you? Oh, you've grown up so much! *Starts position jumping*
Zelda: So this is the guy you told me about. Wow, he's even scrrier than you described.
Salesman: *Talking to everyone again* You all look so miserable here with that girl torturing you.
Roy: Wait a second...how do you know this?
Salesman: *More position jumping and creepy ass smiling* Don't think me rude, but I've been following you all. At once.
Ike: WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN?
Salesman: Why of course, Ike. I'm as human as the next fellow. *CREEPIEST LAUGH/GIGGLE/WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER KNOWN*
Falcon: *In the fetal position rocking back and forth while sucking his thumb* Mommy...
Salesman: Now, I can give you all a nice happy life *more position jumping, fuck I'm getting creeped out* for a small price...
Marth: *Eyes light up with hope* What small price?
Salesman: *Position jumps to a pure psychotic and twisted face with eyes gone totally white* YOUR SOULS.
Everyone except Arynne and Zea: *Get mindfucked and their heads implode. That's right IMPLODE*
Zea: Oh sweet Mother Metroid! I gotta get this pedophile out of here! *Sends the Salesman flying through space and revives everyone*
Arynne: Dude, even I got a little mindfucked. Holy shit on a stick.
Zea: Yeah, bad MM memories, I know. *reads next dare* great, more mindfuck.
Arynne: Oh God...
Zea: You remember Author?
Arynne: How could I forget?
Zea: Yeah, remember when I showed you his fic?
Arynne: Of course.
Zea: Who are your two most hates characters in that fic?
Arynne: Navi and Tingle obviously.
Zea: Guess who's coming to annoy us?
Arynne: Holy flying Paratroopas...
Zea: Yep. But, I am afraid we must... *Warps in Navi and Tingle from KBBs fic*
Navi: HEY, what's going on? I was just in the middle of pleasuring myself with Xalin's mullet!
Link: NO! I THOUGHT I WAS FINALLY RID OF YOU!
Navi: Think again, LinkyPoo. Wait, this isn't Author's studio. Where am I?
Zea: You're in MY studio you pathetic excuse for a lightbulb!
Navi: Zea? You know you're practically famous over at Author's studio? Which by the way is much smaller and lower class than yours.
Zea: Oh? Why?
Navi: Ever since you left after your guest appearance he wouldn't shut up about you off set! It's always "Zea this" or "Zea that" or sometimes even "I miss Zea so much".
Zea: Huh, Tingle, is this true?
Tingle: Very! His mouth won't stop speaking you name, Miss Poweful Lady!
Zea: Wow, thanks! You're a LOT less annoying than I thought!
Navi: Meh, we're only annoying around him, just to piss him off for revenge on what he does to us. But sadly, it's one giant loop.
Zea: Then why aren't you annoying me? I mean, I've done tons of shit to you while I visited.
Navi: Meh, it's not as much as he's done. And really, we just did this just to piss him off even more, he can't control us while we're in another studio, especially one owned by his clone. But don't worry, all of what we've said is 100% true!
Link: Wait a minute, clone?
Zea: Yeah, apparently I'm Author's clone. I got loose somehow and now I'm unleshing my amazing havoc onto the world. Yeah. I'm awesome.
Navi: Yep! And since he's shutting his fic down next chapter, we're free to annoy anyone we please!
Arynne: I've always wondered what happened to authors that shut down their fics. Do they lose their powers?
Zea: Yeah, pretty much. They only have total badass control in the fictional world of their stories, in real life, they're just ordinary jerks and assholes.
Arynne: So THAT'S how that works! Cool!
Zea: *Turns back to Navi and Tingle* Y'know, you guys aren't half that bad! Sorry for bashing you in Author's fic.
Navi and Tingle: It's okay, Zea!
Zea: I'm gonna keep you around for a bit, Navi. Tingle, you can go back to annoying Ganondorf see you! *Warps Tingle back to Ganondorf's closet*
Navi: Thanks, Zea! It's nice to be away from that jackass every once in a while!
Zea: No problem, girl! But anyways, we gotta move on. *Reads next dare* No.
Marth: What's wrong bitch? Scared?
Zea: Actully, you emo girl, you're right for once. I'm scared shitless, actually. From what I can see in Author's fic, those videos should NOT be watched at nighttime. And well...it's past 12:30 right now, so, fuck. No. *reads* Why thank you! And I stole off you on purpose. Just to show I'm better! And look at that, mine was indeed better! It was more descriptive and life threatning. So yeah, I win!
Kite: *Is revived (yes he's been dead the whole time) and gains Author Powers* This Power...feels amazing. I feel the ability of...OMNIPOTENCE! *Erupts into a giant fireball which is instantly put out by Zea*
Zea: With great power come great responsibility. Obviously a fucker like you doesn't have ANY responsibilty so beating you should be a sinch.
Kite: Don't think so easily, Zea, simplicity equals stupidity. *Draws metal guitar sword*
Zea: Look at you, talking all big. This should be FUN! *Summons flaming sword of ice that has mini ice swords sticking out of it*
Kite: *Charges at Zea at the speed of light, burning the ground beneath his feet*
Zea: *Spreads pair of angelic wings and jumps into the air*
Kite: Don't think you're getting away THAT easily *Speads pair of Nazi flag wings (partiotic much?) and flies up after Zea*
Zea: *Smirks* Clever, but try to outwit THIS! *Engulfs herself in a giant tornado that makes her hair swirl around her so that she looks all sexy and goddessly*
Marth: *jaw drops*
Zea: *Hurls the tornado at Kite*
Kite: *Dispells it with a wave of his hand* I really don't want to have to kill such a pretty girl like you, Zea.
Zea: You don't have to. Actually, you're not GOING to! *Creates water whip and lashes it at Kite*
Kite: *Smoothly dodges each shot nd then rushes in on Zea, guitar sword raised*
Zea: *Charges at Kite and gracefully does a BARREL ROLL over his head then stabs him from behind*
Kite: *Turns around at lightning speed and grabs Zea's flaming ice sword and shoots lasers out of his dick at her*
Zea: *Isn't ready for the sudden laser shot and is knocked back into a tree* Ow! Ew, I just got hit by laser sperm, gross. Alright, that's it! *Summons many boulders and hurls them at Kite*
Kite: *Dodges*
Zea: *Passes through the boulders by weaving in and out of them and strikes K ite while he is distracted by them and slices his arm off*
Kite: *Makes a face of pure agony but does not open his mouth*
Zea: Good, he doesn't seem to know about the healing part of the powers. I can use that to my advantage.
Kite: *Ditches guitar sword and takes out GIANT AS FUCK sword*
Zea: *Smirks* So, sticking with the sword theme, are we? Fine by me. *Her eyes start to glow gold as she's charging up her sword, turning it into pure light*
Kite: *Charges at Zea, lone arm weilding his GIANT AS FUCK sword*
Many Gundam-like sword clashes
Kite: OHMYGOD LOOK! IT'S JOSH RAMSAY! *Points to general area behind Zea*
Zea: Psh, I'm not an idiot, I'm not going to look, you dumbass.
Kite: I'm not kidding.
Zea: Bullshit! I know how many times you've tricked me! And anyways, there is a slim to none chance that Josh fucking Ramsay would come here! (A/N: Most of you probably have NO IDEA what I'm talking about! THE POWER OF GOOGLE HELPS!)
?: Think again, Zea.
Zea: *Whirls around* J-Josh...?
Josh: *Riding on a cloud of EPIC GIBSON GUITARS* Yes, Zea, it is I, the amazing Josh Ramsay!
Zea: Wh-what the hell are you doing here?
Josh: Aiding you. *Takes one of his epic guitars and strums a G chord*
Zea: *Surrounded by an aura of fucking amazingness*
Josh: Come on, Zea , try a little more, little more, little more. Slap him like a bitch and make him take it like a whore because he called my song lame. *Flies off in search of Coke Zero and little babies whose asses he can PWN*
Zea: Y-yes, Josh-samma. *Faces kite and smirks* See, this is what happens when you listen to a band that has a fucking ninja as it's lead singer! And this is what you get when you call one of their best songs LAME. *Paralyzes Kite on the spot with fear and telekenisis and uses her sword of PURE LIGHT and sends the blade right through his heart*
Kite: *Falls to the ground and pisses himself. While he's dead*
Zea: *Floats to the ground, losing her aura and awesome blade* There, how's THAT epic for ya? *stashes away cookies*
Oh my G-d. Oh my G-d. Destroyed...everything. It's about time you updated this; I read through this back before I joined! Now, I shall joint the insanity because I am insane!.
Truths:
Link-Where do you keep your stuff? Also, what happened to Navi?
Toon Link-Which Ganon is better, yours or the other Link's?
Dares:
Roy-Behold my tradition! Whenever I review a compatible ToD fic, I do this. Fly through Area 6 from Star Fox 64. Good luck, Medieval-man!
Kite-You like drugs and enjoy killing Jews? *Cracks knuckles and neck* Fun time. First, no more drugs for the rest of the chapter. If this is near the end, next chapter, too. Next, get run over by all three Landmasters. A lot. Then, get shot out of a cannon that shoots you to the Planet of the Apes, where you must tick off the government and suffer their punishments. Finally, eat Snake's C4 and detonate it. If you do not comply with all of these dares, I will find a way to destroy you in the worst way possible.
Marth-No more emo, please!
The spelling and grammar for this fic are a lot better than a lot of ToD fics you see out there. Good work. Also, I'm only half-Jewish, for the record
~Foxpilot
Link: My pockets are actually huge black holes. THAT'S how I keep everything in there. Oh, and sure, Navi's right in front of me.
Navi: HEY! Oh by the way, Zea, that fight was AWESOME. That Josh guy was a fucking piece of gear! Who is he?
Zea: Josh Ramsay is the lead singer of my favorite band (Try and figure it out!) and is a fucking ninja. And yes, he is a VERY nice piece of gear!
Marth: *Seething ith anger but doesn't show it*
Arynne: Shouldn't we get on with the dares? We can all talk about how awesome Josh is later.
Zea: Fine. *Tosses Roy into an Arwing* Good luck, dude.
Roy: *Blows up the Arwing before it starts up, thus, killing him*
Zea: Wow...*revives Roy*
Arynne: *Reads next dare* OMG ZEA!
Zea: WHAT? *Reads* WOO KITE HATE! *revives Kite and takes away his Author Powers, but doesn't give them back to Author, just to be a bitch*
Kite: *Goes to make a joint*
Zea: *Steps on his fingers with 5 inch stiletto boots* Ah, ah, ah. No more drugs for you. For the rest of this chapter.
Kite: OW OW OW OW NOOOOOO! OW OW OW OW.
Arynne: *Motions like a tarmac at an airport* Alright, boys, move 'em in!
Fox, Falco and Wolf: *Bring in their Landmasters*
Zea: *Uses vines to tie kite to the ground and walks away*
Kite: *Made as flat as paper by the Landmasters*
Arynne: *Inflates Kite by shoving an air compressor up his ass then shoves him into a canon and fires it*
Kite: *Lands on Ape planet* Oh, a monkey! *Kicks monkey who happens to be the President of the planet*
President Boom Boom: MONKEYS, ATTACK!
Monkeys: *Swarm Kite and rip him limb from limb, just like cuccos*
Zea: *brings back Kite and pieces him back together* Snake, you know what to do.
Snake: *Shoves a C4 down Kites throat* NOW! *Detonates it*
Kite: *Pops like a flaming balloon*
Zea: WOO! GO KITE HATE!
Marth: Hmph, fine, but if you think I'm getting back with bitchface over here, you are sadly mistaken! *Changes back to normal clothes and hair*
Snake. I dare to face the Rabbit of Caerbannog(aka the killer rabit)
Captain Falcon. I dare you to get punched and kicked in the nuts by all the Super Smash women and girls.
Bowser. I dare you breath in on of Wario's farts
~Mr Crossover
Snake: A rabbit? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Zea: Dead. Now, just for our amusement... *Shoves a carrot suit on him*
Snake: You've gotta be kidding me...
Arynne: Stop using lines from your codecs, DAMMIT!
Snake: Fine, fine! Just let me face this...rabbit.
Zea: If you say sooo... *hides with the rest of the cast*
Rabbit: *Stomps around the corner and eats Snake*
Zea: *Warps away rabbit* Yay Snake noms!
Falcon: Hah! These fine ladies would never want to harm me! *Looks at ladies who are putting on brass knuckles and steel toed boots* Right, ladies?
Ladies: *Maul Falcon scoring many painful punches and kicks*
Ganondorf: I am SO lucky not to be that guy...
Zea: *Leves Falcon's broken and bloody corpse* Wario, bend over. *shoves Bower's face up to Wario's ass*
Wario: *Lets out a small little poot*
Bowser: *INHALES AND DIES INSTANTLY*
Arynne: Er...yeah you have problems that we have to fix right now. *Shoves Wario into a smell-proof chamber*
Zea: Acrually, we'll fix those later. For now. MOVING ON!
Lucario: What's a bat grenade?
The author and/or aurthoress: I heard from larxene, she kewl you later. o. o By the way, What does Ftw mean? Forget the woman? o. o?
Snake: I dare you to say this, I LIKE RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE, AND PUPPIES, oh and you must yells to the whole world.
Pit: Do you really want to know?
Kite: Bring an orange! o. o NOWS! The orange shall be my squishy and my squishy only. :P
~Furryfur
Lucario: *Facepalm* Are you serious? You have no idea what the hell BAT GRENADES ARE?
Zea: Lucario, shush. Let her find out through the godly powers of GOOGLE. *looks at next question and dies of laughter* OH. MY. GOD. THAT WAS FREAKING AMAZING! FORGET THE WOMAN AHAHAHAHAHA! *instantly composes herself* If you seriously don't know what this means then you deserve to die in Hell. Right now. If you don't come to me next chapter with the meaning of FTW, that will be your fate.
Snake: *Gets megaphone that can announce anything to the entire world* I LIKE RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE AND PUPPIES!
Mob ofAfghanistanians: *Trample Snake and burn him semi-alive*
Zea: Right...*Gets rid of all the terrorists and revives Snake*
Pit: YES! I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY!
Kite: But you can't name an orange squishy...they're not squishy on the outside.
Zea: He does have a point. And you don't get it anyways for the LAMEST REFERENCE TO FINDING NEMO EVER! Yay for using loopholes out of laziness!
OMG Zea you are so totally crazy... i've confirmed it.. the spongebob song was bad.. destroying the world over 4 times im guessing was worce and the pop tarts... O.O oh good the poptarts lol so anyway i thik i might as well start some dares :P
Ike- can u move your hot chizzled man boobs like that guy in the yellow pages commecial who likes to stay greasy?
Marth- stop writing fringin poetry and win Zea back.. we all know she wants it.
Roy- i want u to dy ur hair black ( HOT! )
Peach- i want you to walk up to pit.. reach down under your dress and say " here ill hold it you suck. " haha
and thats all i can think of for now.. i want a chapter from you very soon Zea and for god sakes make this one shorter!
~askor
Zea: But you love me for being crazy, which is why you're my best friend!
Arynne: *Looks expectantly at Ike*
Ike: Um...ew, no.
Arynne: *Slightly dissapointed but goes back happy because she has a hot boyfriend weather he can move his moobs or not*
Zea: I DON'T WANT HIM BACK. I'M THROUGH WITH HIM!
Marth: GOOD BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU BEING SUCH A FUCKING BITCH. I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAYS!
Zea: *Realizes what he just said and tears well up in her eyes* Y-you didn't?
Marth: *Relized what he just did to her* Zea...I-
Zea: *Runs off crying*
Arynne: Zea! *Goes to chase after her*
Navi: Arynne stop. I'll take care of Zea, you keep hosting, okay? *Turns to Marth* YOU, sir, are a BIGGER jackass than Author! *Stabs him with her giant toothpick then goes off to help Zea*
Roy: No way! My hair emphasizes my firery attutude! *Winks charmingly*
Zelda: I have to agree with Roy on this one.
Arynne: Hmph, fine. Peach, you're up next!
Peach: *Walks over to Pit and holds up her dress* here, I'll hold it, you suck.
Pit: You mean...I GET A LOLLIPOP?
Peach: Ah, forget it...*Drops dress and walks away*
Arynne: I hope Navi's doing a good job...Zea has to come back soon...oh well, let's move on.
Finally, the new chapter is in,
Lucario: You must burn in hell, then be spartan kicked into the pi of Doom.
Jigglypuff: You must meet the wrath of my dog Cueball. He thinks you are a chew toy.
Fox: Get run over by your Landmaster.
Falco: Your Landmaster must send you into the sea.
Wolf: You have to be blasted by your landmaster.
Link: Seeing as how you are my favorite Smash Bros. Character and how I have been recently watching episodes of Deadliest Warrior, we shall find out who's Dark Side is stronger the same way they do on Deadliest Warrior.
Mr. Game & Watch: How are you able to exist in our world?
That's all i got. Happy Torture
~MLDFK
Arynne: Hmmm...I think I have a way to make this go more smoothly... *Spartan kicks Lucario into the Pit of Doom which really leads to Hell, in which Lucario burns* See? One move and both parts of your dare was done at the same time!
Jigglypuff: *Tries to run away from Cueball (A/N: nice name for a dog by the way!) but is unfortuneatley too fat and gets ripped to a bloody pulp*
Arynne: Ahhh...it's times like these that makes my life worthwhile.
Zea: *Comes back out with Navi cuddling her little shih tzu puppy named Duchess*
Arynne: Aww Duchess! *Goes over to pet the adorable little puppy*
Link: Oh, Zea! What an adorable little dog!
Zea: Thanks, Link. She always knows when I'm upset and always cheers me up. *Small smile*
Arynne: You feeling better, honey?
Zea: A lot. Thanks. And thank you too, Navi.
Navi: No problem, Zea!
Arynne: Well, it just so happens that we have a dare involving Fox getting run over by his own Landmaster! Wanna drive? *Holds up Landmaster keys*
Fox: HEY WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?
Arynne: For your information you damn furry, I'm working on my dream career of becoming a pickpocket. It's working out quite nicely too.
Zea: *Takes keys* I would love to. *Yells to Fox while he's climbing into the Landmaster* HEY ROADKILL! LIE DOW RIGHT THERE!
Fox: *Lies down in front of the Landmaster* I hate my life...
Zea: *Continuously runs him over* Ahhh...much better *Jumps out of the Landmaster and revives Fox*
Arynne: *Reads* Hey, looks like the entire Starfox cast have dares involving their Landmasters and utterly gruesome deaths!
Zea: Cool! Who's next?
Arynne: Falco! And he has to drive his into the sea!
Falco: WHAT? No way am I doing that!
Zea: Yes you are. *Throws him into the Landmaster and fills the cockpit with sleeping gas*
Falco: *Falls asleep at the wheel and accidentally floors it on the gas, sending him careening over a cliff into the sea below*
Zea: *Revives Falco* See, wasn't that fun?
Falco: *Coughs up a fish* No.
Arynne: That's the spirit! Now, Wolf, you have to get blasted by yours!
Wolf: Whu- *Gets cut off because he's blown to smitherens by his own Landmaster*
Zea: *Holding wireless blast button* WOO! *Reads next dare* haven't seen that show. NEXT.
Game and Watch: *Falls on the ground because he doesn't have a thrid dimension*
Arynne: He exsists the same way paper does!
*head-desk* ow. oh my...
Ahem. *scene switches to dimly-lit room. Catskid is sitting in a chair in the dark corner*
Hehehehehe...
It seems that you have returned Zea... how unfortunate. I was just starting to enjoy my life. *le sigh*
*sips cranberry juice in wine glass*
But your arch-enemy, catskid100, has returned to make some chaos!
I believe I have some dares.
Link- you are now invincible to any harmful dare that you get or that anyone else gets that may effect you.
Roy- QUICK! SAVE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! AKA, MARTH! (s)he is locked away in the tall tall tower far far away which is guarded by the evil dragon known as NESS! Go on an epic journey, Slay the dragon, and claim
your princess Marth!
Mario- Shave your mustache, stir it in with some kool-aid and give the kool-aid to samus.
Falco- Go die.
Arynne- Host the show for the rest of the chapter. You're WAY awesome!
Kite- You now have diplomatic immunity. Go wild. and here's some cake.
My work here is done. *glares at all the reviewers* You better all sleep with one eye open, because you never know when I'm going to come and kill you (brutally) with a cheese grater.
farewell... FOR NOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*dissappears in a cloud of black smoke*
-catskid100
Zea: Invincibility, huh? Shouldn't be a problem... *Clones Link then makes the original invincible then shoves him in a closet and locks them in there*
Arynne: This clone isn't technically Link, so he's not invincible! YAY!
Zea: *Reads next dare* Psh, he can get eaten by the dragon for all I care. But just for the audiance's sake... *Transforms Ness into a giant dragon and puts Marth in one of Peach's dresses*
Marth: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Zea: Hell yes I am. Now go away. *Warps him and Ness to a tall tall tower far far away*
Arynne: Alright, Roy, you know what to do.
Roy: Are you sure you want me to save him? 'Cause he seems to be giving Zea a pretty hard time...
Zea: Aww...Roy! Even though I kill you over and over again, you still manage to care about my feelings? That's so sweet! But, sadly, you have to do the dare or it might make viewers angry.
Roy: Alright then, I'm out! *Gives charming wink and then leaves*
One epic quest that I'm too lazy to write about but might go into detail about further on later...
Roy: *Comes back with Marth slung over his shoulder and Ness' dragon head in hand* I'm back!
Marth: Whoop-dee-do. Now put me down!
Roy: Fine, princess! *Throws Marth against the wall*
Marth: Ow! Now get this stupid dress off me!
Zea: *Filing her nails, obviously not giving two shits* No.
Marth: Fine, I'll just take it off myself... *Goes to take it off but finds out he can't* Wh-what the hell?
Zea: *Points nail file at him* You're staying like that for the rest of the chapter, jerk.
Marth: You're such a bitch!
Zea: What else is new? Now can we just get a move on? *Reads next dare then throws an electric razor at Mario* You're gonna need it.
Mario: But my moustache is my pride and joy! I can't shave it off!
Arynne: Sure you can, see? *Takes razor and totally shaves off Mario's moustache*
Mario: NOOOOOO! *Cries heavy tears of despair*
Arynne: *Mixes the hair in Kool-aid* Hey Samus, I have a drink for you!
Samus: Not thirsty. You probbly did something with that, anyways.
Arynne: Damn blonde bitch. Oh well...
Zea: *Whispers to Arynne* Give it to Sonic, it'll be so much funnier!
Arynne: Okay! Hey, Sonic! I have some Kool-aid for you!
Sonic: Oh yay! *Chugs the whole pitcher and chokes on a giant massive hairball*
Arynne: What is it that makes torturing Sonic feel so...right?
Zea: *Reads* No.
Arynne: What? Why not?
Zea: You don't have the incredible ability of Author Powers, so you can't revive anyone or do crazy shit like me. But don't worry, you'll get them eventually.
Arynne: EVENTUALLY? IT'S BEEN 21 FREAKING CHAPTERS!
Zea: Oh...so it has. Meh, you're still not hosting.
Arynne: *Pouty face*
Zea: *Reads next dare* NO.
Arynne: Do you know what Kite could do if he had that kind of power? We may be bitches, but we're not idiots!
Zea: *Takes deep breath* Alright, catskid, I know why you're my arch nemesis, and well...this may seem sort of shocking to you but...I don't want to fight anymore. I don't like Marth which is why we were fighting in the first place, well, you can have him. I really don't give two shits about that jerk anymore. I call a truce.
Arynne: B-but Zea?
Zea: Let's move on, I'm not talking about it.
Heya!
Truths:
Hey, Roy. I remember some guy asking you to make a new moveset a while back... oh, wait. That was me XD. What is it?
Everybody, name your favorite webcomic if you have one. You have one chapter to do so. Go.
Dares:
Luigi. Change your Final Smash to Weegee.
Samus. Take off your Power and Zero Suits.
Umm... Just know that I'm not through with you all yet.
~JRol
Zea: I think it's safe to say that we all love Awkward Zombie. That one is hilarious.
Arynne: *Reads next dare* ARE YOU CRAZY? If his current one is mindfucking enough, imagine what Weegee would do to us?
Samus: *Reads* You want me...to strip down naked...
All the boys: *Run and get their cameras*
Samus: No.
Zea: Agreed. Sorry, boys.
Boys: *Mope away very dissapointed*
I have some ideas.
Link and Toon Link: Brawl. you decide what the winner gets.
Kirby: Swallow a house.
Lucario:YOU ROCK MAN.
Wario: eat 10 pieces of garlic and 5463456356 hot dogs and fart.
olimar: call lucario fat. (i picked the weakest on purpose)
Pit and Samus: make out. (zea hypnotize samus into liking it)
Everyone: use all final smashes on Kite. hes not allowed to run.
Ganondorf and bowser: FIGHT TO SEE WHOS THE ULTIMATE VILLAIN!
Thats all i got. have a cookie the size of my house. *trips on a rock and drops it destroying some building* not my best idea
~Ace Investigator
Zea: Hmm...this should be interesting.
Arynne: Wait, didn't we do something like this before?
Zea: Probably, but this is too much of a good opportunity for seeing lots and lots of blood and badassery.
Arynne: Oh, very true.
Zea: Alright guys, 3...2...1...GO!
Toon Link: *Charges at Link*
Link: *Bends down and picks up Toon Link by the collar of his tunic*
Toon Link: *Flails around but can't hit Link*
Link: *Simply tosses Toon Link over a cliff* I win.
Zea and Arynne: Works for me!
Kirby: *Manages to somehow swallow a house*
Zea: Umm...how come nothing happened?
Kirby: *Blows up a few seconds later*
Zea: Ah, there we go! And Lucario, you rock.
Lucario: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH! *Plays air guitar*
Arynne: *Reads next dare* Hmmm...I think we can pull that off...
Zea: Yep! *Brings in the garlic and hotdogs then hides in a bunker with Arynne*
Wario: *Eats all said food...somehow*
Zea: ...Why is nothing happening?
Arynne: Hold on, Zea, give it a minute to kick in...
Wario: *Belly starts to rumble*
Zea: OH SHIT HE'S GONNA BLOW! HIT THE DECK!
Arynne: Zea! We're in the bunker, it's not gonna affect us!
Zea: Psh, I knew that! I was just-
Wario: *Farts*
SUPER BIGASS EXPLOSION THAT DESTROYS THE ENTIRE WORLD EXCEPT THE BUNKER
Zea: Oh...my...god...
Arynne: You seem surprised at this because...?
Zea: Meh, I dunno, drammtic effect, maybe?
Arynne: Whatever. Just revive the world already.
Zea: Fine! *Revives the world and everyone on it*
Marth: You bitch! How could you put us all through that?
Zea: Because I can! And I especially enjoyed your death because you're a total jackass! *Slaps him*
Arynne: MOVING ON! *Seperated Zea and Marth*
Onlimar: *Walks up to Lucario* You're fat.
Lucario: *Blasts Olimar to smiterenes*
Zea: I need more violence to make myself feel better. *Reads* Okay, fine. *Hypnoitzes Samus into liking Pit*
Pit and Samus: *Make out*
Zea: Romance...angers me... *Shoot Pit and Samus with an AK47*
Arynne: Zea...calm down. Oh! i think you'll LOVE this next dare!
Zea: Oh, yay! Gotta love Kite hate! *Gives everyone Smash Ball power* Alright, everyone, on my signal! Ah, fuck it, just kill the bastard.
Smashers: *Go apeshit on Kite*
Kite: *Totally obliterted*
Arynne: Hmmm...seems that everyone's Final Smash is equal to that of a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Zea: That's amazing! I'm going to keep that in mind!
Arynne: Oooo! Ultimte villian showdown!
Zea: Wow, this should be wicked!
Arynne: See? Violance IS the answer to depression!
Zea: Agreed! I'm totally fine now! But anyways, we gotta get this fight on!
Arynne: 3...2...1...GO!
One fight that I'm still too lay to write later
Zea: Ganondorf wins! Although that's no surpise because Bowser's a pussy.
Bowser: HEY!
Yeah... thanks for the compliments on the name, Zea. I came up with it all by myself. XD Oh, and sorry about the 'removed-story-from-faves-because-you-took-too-long' thing. Maybe if you finally updated...? Aw, who am I kidding? It took me months to update The Dark Takeover. I would re-fave if you updated, but I can't urge you to speed up. Well, whatever goes down, I hope this story doesn't get reported. It's quite hilarious.
Okay...
Marth: Okay, Mr. Emo Prince, get over it. Blame the reviewer if necessary, it was his/her fault. Now for the actual dare. I dare you to admit to Zea that YOU have another love too. I know you do, and I know her name. *Grins wickedly* Actually, so do most others...
Zea: Electrocute the button that destroys the universe with the epic DG2 Wunderwaffe. Don't know it? look up Nazi Zombies and Wunderwaffe.
Wolf: Blast the tanks to oblivion with your Landmaster. Don't worry; it's been Pack-A-Punched(also known as upgraded to the max).
~Diagon the Uber Lord of Lawlz
Zea: *Anime style sweatdrop* Ehh...sorry for not updating.
Kite: Told you, you were ruining your fanbase.
Zea: Shut up.
Marth: Zea...I have another love. Her name is Sheeda.
Zea: What? You were cheating on me? *Bursts into tears and then kills Sheeda with her mind. BE AFRAID*
Marth: Well...looks like I don't anymore...
Zea: *Still crying* NO! I'm not destroying my button! *Cuddles Duchess for comfort* AND WOLF'S NOT DESTROYING MY TANKS EITHER!
Arynne: Ugh, Diagon, look what you did! *Comforts Zea*
Oh, your back, which means it's time for moar dares!
Zea: Make a reference to Kingdom Hearts.
Toon Link; Ride the King of Red Lions to the middle of nowhere.
Sonic: Do something that only Captain Falcon would do.
Captain Falcon: keep saying "Falcon APOLOGIZE!"
Mario: DO THE MARIO!
truth!
Link: What happened to your Silent Protagonist status?
Well, I keep getting lazy as these chapters go on, bye now!
~SonikFan112
Zea: Whew, okay, emotionl breakdowns aside...hmm..a reference to Kingdom Hearts, eh? Y'know what? I'll give you a great reference...*warps in Sora*
Sora: Holy...where am I?
Zea: A truth or dare fic. I had to make a reference to Kingdom Hearts!
Sora: Good choice. By the way, my Keyblade is missing...
Zea: Oh, I know where it is.
Sora: Really, where?
Zea: Not here! *Warps Sora away* There ya go!
Arynne: Alright, thake it away, Zea.
Zea: Alright, the 'middle of nowhere' is not an actual place, hence 'nowhere'. Since you're asking Toon Link to take the King of Red Lions to a nowhere, you can't becuase it's not even a place! Yay loopholes!
Kite: Very clever m'lady.
Zea: Shut up. Alright, what's next?
Arynne: Sonic has to do something only Captain Falcon would do.
Zea: Well that should be easy enough...take it away, Sonic!
Sonic: *Salutes* Show me your boobs!
Kite: Indeed.
Zea: I thought I told you to shut up! Anyways, carry on, Captain Falcon.
Falcon: FALCON APOLIGIZE!
Arynne: What's he apologizing for...?
Zea: I dunno. Probably being a douche or something.
Arynne: Makes sense.
Zea: Oh! The Mario!
Mario: Do the Mario! *Starts dancing*
Swing your arms from side to side,
Come on, it's time to go do The Mario!
Take one step and then again,
Let's do The Mario, all together now! *More dancing*
You got it! It's The Mario! Do The Mario!
Swing your arms from side to side,
Come on, it's time to go do The Mario!
Take one step and then again,
Let's do The Mario, all together now!
C'mon now, JUST LIKE THAT! *Finishing pose*
Zea: Very good! yet creepy at the same time...
Link: I only have to be silent in the atual games. Outside of those, like here, I'm free to talk as much as I please!
lolololololol I LOVE THIS STORY!
Dares:
Kite : Every Jew you killed is resurrected and is coming at you with tanks. (Evil laugh)
Zea: Kill one character that can never be resurrected.
Arynne : Run for president
Luigi: Run for president
Buzz Lightyear: Run for president.
Captain Falcon : Kill Ganondorf with a feather
Truths :
guy who invented poptarts: What's your recipe?
Lucas: Can you whistle the Ode to Joy? (answer must be a paragraph long)
NEVER STOP UPDATING THIS!
~win-a-bagel
Zea: Don't worry, I don't plan to! Even though it may take an eternity to get a few chapters out!
Arynne: Oh! Kite hate first dare! Arynne likey!
Zea: Zea likey too! Hey, I think we can kill two birds with one stone here... *shoves Olimar out with Kite as the Jews approach*
Kite and Olimar: *Get mauled and torn limb from limb by the Jews*
Zea: Alright, then, Olimar can never be ressurected! *Revives Kite* But sadly, you do.
Arynn: *Reads* Why Buzz Lightyear?
Zea: Don't question, just win. *Shoves Arynne to a giant campaign speech*
Arynne: Ahem, attention, good citizens of America! I, Arynne, am running for President because I will bring you all an era of prosperity and world peace! Yes, I have the power to do that! And anyways, do you really want to vote for these two nutjobs? *Shows videos of Buzz in Spanish mode and then Luigi performing his Final Smash on giant screens* Think about that. *Ends speech and walks away from the podium*
Zea: Wow, that was great! Let's see the results!
Arynne: But the vote isn't for another week...
Zea: Author Powers, my dear patrion, Author Powers. *Warps ahead to the day of the announcement of the winner and comes back*
Arynne: Well?
Zea: Congradulations, Arynne, you are the first Canadian President!
Arynne: WOO! YEAH! GO CANADA BITCHES!
Zea: Alright then...*hands Falcon a feather*
Falcon: Falcon...APOLOGIZE! *Stabs Ganondorf with the feather, killing him*
Ike: How did he do that...?
Falcon: *Shows feather has a razor sharp tip*
Ike: *Turns to Zea* You are truly maniacle*
Zea: Thanks, pretty boy!
Dude who invented Pop-Tarts: It's a secret!
Zea: I AM NOT WORTHY! *Bows down to Pop-Tart guy*
Arynne: Yeah...you have problems. *Drags Zea away*
Kite: Yah, Lucas, can you whistle Ode to Joy?
Lucas: Well, I dunno I never tried it before. I can whistle a lot of stuff like, the theme song to Kleo the Misfit Unicorn, a few songs by Matallica, oh, the Llama Song, Badger Badger Badger...hah, that's a funny song, badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. Man, the first time I saw that video I cried laughing, which really went with the weather that day because it was really rainy that day. I get really bored on rainy days, don't you? I love shunshine. I'm walkin' on sunshine nd don't it feel good, HEY! Why am I singing again? Oh well...it's so much fun! Do rae me fa so la ti do! Ha, I just sang a scale! I can't remember what one it is but I'm sure Zea could tell you, where is she anyways? Oh well! I really don't lik-
Zea: *Blows him up* MY GOD SHUT UP!
Arynne: My ears...I think...they're bleeding...
Zea: Arynne, what's the next dare?
Arynne: What?
Zea: I said what's the next dare?
Arynne: WHAT?
Zea: *Blows all the blood out of Arynne's ears* I SAID, WHAT'S THE NEXT DARE?
Arynne: Ow! No need to yell! And we're moving on to the next set!
Captain Falcon: Keep shoving Atomic Fireball candys up a character of your choices ass until they start coming out of his/hers ears
I have others but you must do this one if you wanna here my evil dares and truth questions.
Everyone gets 1,000,000 cookies the size of the sun except, you guessed it, Kites
~ass ailent
Zea: Yay, Canadian reviewer!
Arynne: That's the best kind, eh?
Zea: You did NOT just say eh.
Arynne: Well I'm Canadian, aren't I?
Zea: Meh, whatever...alright, Falcon, go ahead.
Falcon: Falcon APOLOGIZE! *Shoves the candies up his own ass until they come out of his ears and he explodes*
Kite: Anyone wanna tell me what the fuck just happened?
Zea: I would not be able to tell you...anyways, thanks for the cookies! Isn't defying the laws of physics fun?
Why do I always find out about these awesome truth or dare fics really late? Well anyways, this one is majorly awesome, and definetly a favourite. I LOL'ed all the way through! While I'm here, I guess I might as well submit some dares:
Link: Get you're little pal Navi out here, get her drunk, and then have her screw anyone of your choice. (Ganondorf, maybe?)
Olimar: (Hands a Pikmin Bazooka) It's you vs. the rest of the smashers. Have fun, mate.
Meta Knight: Guess what? You're a Jedi Knight for the rest of the chapter! If anybody pisses you off, show them the power of the force...or just shove a lightsaber up their ass. Your choice.
I hope those are good enough! This is great so far :)
~Kattheamazing
Zea: Thank you very much! It's great to see my fans love this!
Link: Hey, Naviiiii!
Navi: What is it?
Link: Wanna get drunk?
Navi: Um, no.
Link: TOO BAD! *Forces to chug a shitload of beer*
Navi: Woha, *hic* I feeeeeel...weiRD.
Link: Hey, Ganondorf! There's little children in that closet over there!
Ganondorf: YAY! *Runs into the closet
Link: Look, Navi! That closet has Johnny Depp in it! And he wants a good rape! Show him what you're made of!
Navi: Woooooo *hic* ooooooo! *Goes in the closet with Ganondorf*
Zea: Wow, Link, I didn't know you had it in ya!
Link: I did, and it feels GREAT.
Zea: Welcome to my world! *Reads next dare* Olimar is dead foreve so that's not happening.
Arynne: Which means Meat Knight is now a Jedi! Woo!
Meta Skywalker: I shall use the Force. (A/N: Hah, how cheesy is this?)
Samus: You are to get a cantapult, load two ons of tuna with gunpowder, then get a stoned Polish hippie to fire it into Istanbul.
Zea: Very Good news for you! My little brother was watching a cartoon of fire emblem shadow dragon, starring Marth! Also I've put up my own T or D fic in the fire emblem section and would be most pleased if you would revew it. Castus, OUT!
P.S My B-day is April 10th.
~Centurion Marus Castus
Samus: *Reads* What the hell is a cantapult?
Zea: Dunno, NEXT! Great for your brother, although, I don't care about that blue haired faggot anymore...FAGGOT!
Marth: Don't make me come over there. You call me a faggot one more time, I'm gonna rip you to shreds!
Zea: Psh, I'd like to see you try!
If Kite & Pit don't do their "in bed" dare, I get to kill Ike, Zea, and Samus in Nobody form with my friggin' AWESOME scythe of Ultimate destruction, Skull Crescent! It's blade looks like a crescent moon with a demon face and the handle LOOKS like bones.b You cannot escape this dare! I will leave aafter killing the last victim. Zea can come back to life, but Ike & Samus CANNOT. Period. so you'd better do your dare, Pite & Kit. I mean, Kite & Pit
~Alphawolfy28
Zea: Ugh, fine, we'll do it, but only until chapter 23!
Kite: Yay, in bed!
Arynne: That was pretty lame.
Kite: No, it wasn't in bed.
*Takes Pit's Mirror Sheild and beats him with it*TAKE THAT!
Now I got that out of my system
Truths:
Samus:Do you even like Pit as your husband?
Browser:I need to is your kids mother?
Ganandorf:Are you still missing MJ?
Dares:
All girls:*Magicaly makes a shopping mall appear and throws credit cargs galore*Go wild
All boys:They need somepeople to hold the bags,don't they?
Samus:If you said no or anything simiarl to your truth divorce
Pit
Ice Climbers:I don't like in a lake.
That is all I can think can go.
~azz264
Pit: Oww in bed!
Samus: But we're not married...I would never marry someone like that.
Pit: Why won't you marry me in bed?
Samus: See what I mean?
Bowser: *Shifty eyes* Nobody.
Zea: Spit it out, Koopa boy or I break your neck in half!
Bowser: IT'S PAMELA ANDERSON, OKAY? DON'T KILL ME!
Arynn: Holy shit! No wonder why they're so screwed up!
Ganondorf: Oh, you just had to bring him up, didn't you? *Tears up*
Zea: Great, let's just move on with the dares.
Peach: YAY SHOPPING!
Zelda: Wait a minute...we can't lift all those heavy bags by ourselves!
Arynne: Agreed! Oh booooyyyyyyss!
Peach: Don't bother calling them, they won't come! You have to do it like this. *Goes over and drags Link, Ike, Marth, Roy, Kite, Pit and Mario with her* This should be enough, let's go!
Several hours of glorious, glorious shopping later...
Peach: We're baaaaaaaaack!
Link: Zelda...I love you and all, but NEVER make me do that again, PLEASE.
Zelda: So, let me get this straight, you can defeat the freaking King of Evil, yet, you can't lift a few bags for your beloved?
Link: I'm sorry, but that was just...
Kite: TOO...HEAVY...IN...BED. *Falls over*
Zea: Suck it up, princess. Thanks for that, azza!
Samus: I'M NOT MARRIED, DAMMIT!
Ice Climbers: *Cry then jump in a lake and drown*
Zea: Moving right along!
Truths:
Pit: Do you "like" like Palutena?
Link: Why did you name your ball and chain thhing Cynthia?
Ike: I've noticed something funny. Why is your cape ripped on the bottem?
This is good. Update it soon!
~someone
Pit: No, I like Samus in bed!
Samus: *Face-desk* Why me...?
Zea: Cause you're a hot blonde bitch with big tits. Why not you?
Link: I name all my weapons!
Zea: 'Cause that's not creepy...
Link: And like you don't.
Zea: *Shifty eyes* No...
Link: I rest my case.
Arynne: Yeah, I've wonderedd that too. Why is your cape ripped like that, Ike?
Ike: One word: fangirls.
Roy: I feel for you, dude.
awesome T&D. This is gold.
dares:
villians(includes C.F.)- DANCE, BITCHES, DANCE! *throws active grenades for five hours*
Samus- be locked in a room with Pit for 24 hours
Mario- same as Samus, except with Peach
Zea and Arynne: have 5,000 cookies
A th-th-th-th-that's all folks! (sorry, couldn't resist)
Byakurai Namikaze
Zea: LOONY TOONS REFERENCE YOU ARE NOW MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON!
Arynne: But, Zea! I thought we had something!
Zea: Okay, I phrased that wrong. Arynne, you are my favorite person. Bykurai is my favorite reviewer!
Arynne: Oh, okay! Yay!
Zea: YES DANCE BITCHES! *Throws grenade along with Bykurai*
Villians: *Dodge the grenades for a while but end up exploding due to bad timing and fatness*
Zea: Ahh...that was fun...now... *Tosses Samus and Pit into one closet and then Mario and Peach into another* We'll check on them later.
Arynne: Wow, thanks for the cookies!
i skipped to this and all i see something about hitler and then something about Arynne...
your weird, talk to me more in school! you havent talk to me in forever! D:
~SUCKMYGERMANBALLS
Zea: Umm...who are you and how do you know me?
Arynne: This is sort of creepy. Me and Zea saw this last night and tried to figure out who it was. We just thought we'd show this.
Huzzah for randomness! (And things blowing up!)
To that note...
Cheese is your enemy! Fear teh cheese!
Now on to business...
Dares:
Zea: Revive Mr. McDuffkins
Snake: Race against Neil Patrick Harris and his magical unicorn. (I've already asked for this one but someone else's dare trumped mine.)
Kite: Turn into a zombie and eat Zea's braaaaaaaaaaains! With a side of crack!
Zea: As soon you're revived, do the same to Kite. With PopTarts for desert!
Sonic: Do the Numa Numa dance (look it up on YouTube)
Snake: If Sonic does a poor job, it's showtime. You know what to do...
Link: sing "Hungry Like the Wolf" (again, look it up)
Kirby: Swallow one of the authors and obtain their god-like powers!
OK I guess that's it for now. Cookies and hugs for everyone!
~HeWhoHasBeenBroken
Zea: Mr. McDuffkins? Now that's a name I haven't heard in while! *Revives Mr. McDuffkins*
Snake: DUFFYYYYYYYYY! *Hugs his beloved unicorn*
Arynne: Aww...how sweet!
Snake: Let's go, Mr. McDuffkins! *Goes off to race Neil Patrick Harris*
One race later...
Snake: *Comes back with mr. McDuffkins crying* I lost...
Zea: Aww poor you...
Kite: *Goes zombie and walks over to Zea* BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNSSSS...in bed.
Zea: *Gets her brains eaten*
Arynne: *Screams in peril just to emphsize the fact that ZEA'S BRINS JUST GOT EATEN! GEEZUS!*
Kite: Where's my craaaaaaaaaaaaaack...in bed.
Arynne: No drugs for you for the rest of the chapter!
Zea: *Turns into a zombie and eats Kites brains while he's distracted* Friggin' Nazi zombie...
Arynne: Dude, that's so true. Why didn't I think of that?
Zea: 'Cause you're stupid and not as pretty as I am.
Arynne: Says a bloody, mangeled corpse that has no brains.
Zea: ...*Changes back into a live human and revives Kite* Oh yay, Pop-Tarts! I think I'll save these for later!
Arynne: Now...DANCE BITCH! *Fires a rifle at Sonic's feet*
Sonic: *Does the Numa Numa pretty badly*
Zea: Oh dear lord...SNAKE!
Snake: It's showtime...*Sneaks up behind Sonic*
Arynne: OH SHIT HERE IT COMES!
Snake: *Breaks Sonic's neck disc by disc*
Zea nd Arynne: WOOOOOOOOOO! *Applaud*
Snake: Thank you so much! *Bows*
Zea: I really do love the classics. Anyways, we must move on! *Reads* Oh! This should be interesting! *Warps Link to a stage shirtless with thounsands of screaming fangirls*
Link: Uh...is this really necessairy...?
Zea: Yes. NOW SING FAIRY BOY!
Link: Darken the city, night is a wire
Steam in the subway, earth is a afire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Woman, you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo*Only gets to the end of the chorus before the fangirls rush up on stage and tear him apart*
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Zea: *Revives Link* See, wasn't that fun?
Link: No.
Arynne: That' the spirit!
Zea: Now...what's nex-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *gets swallowed up by Kirby*
Kirby: *Tries to obtain Zea's powers but fails*
Zea: HAH! Fools! My powers are only obtainably if I let you! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And thanks for the cookies and hugs!
Awesome story *gives Kite a huge cookie* you need it man!
now onto dares
Marth: *Gives him everyone's voodoo dolls* Do what you want but you have to throw 5 of them into a lake. 3 you have to rip in half.
Zea: *Gives her a life-sized robotic Marth doll* I know you'll love it.
Marth doll: (becomes self-aware and goes on a rampage) Throw Marth's voodoo doll into a pit of lava!
Link: Get smarter and ask Zelda to marry you.
Zelda: Say no to Link in the most horrible way possible. Then kick him in the sac... Then say thanks for the offer
Kite: Run around NAKED... then start making out with the first person you see after you get back from jail
Ike: Trade swords with Marth
Arynne: Make Roy a sword (even if its crappy he'll still use it)
Pit: Get your wings ripped off mid-flight
Zea: *gives her a deathnote) write down everybody's name that you can think of try to make it as horrible as possible
Whew and now I go and take a nap! YOU'RE STILL AWESOME!
~Thenewguyandthatwhocares
Kite: Woo, a cookie in bed!
Zea: Oh dear...
Marth: Voodoo dolls, hm? *Wicked smile* Alright then...
Zea: *Gets thrown into a lake 5 times* WHAT THE HELL? YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD! *Takes her voodoo doll back*
Marth: Hmph, fine...
Roy, Link and Ike: *get ripped in half*
Zea: *revives the three*
Roy, Link and Ike: WHAT TH HELL, MAN?
Marth: You're all competition.
Arynne: Competition for what?
Marth: Ah...the best...umm...swordsman in Smash Bros.!
Zea: He's obviously lying, but I'm not gonna torture it out of him. We don't need a peek inside of his twisted mind. AND I DO NOT LOVE IT! *Destroys Marth doll*
Arynne: *Takes Marth's voodoo dolls* I'll be taking those, thank you. Hey, Zea, these might be helpful later on.
Zea: Great idea, Arynne! *Puts them in her Secret Weapons Chamber which has a NEW LOCATION*
Link: *Reads next dare then gets down on one knee in front of Zelda* Zelda...I've been meaning to ask you this for a while...will you marry me?
Zelda: No thanks, I don't exactly want to marry someone who wears the same type of clothing as me. *Kicks Link in the balls*
Link: *Crying in despair and pain*
Zea: Aww...I feel bad. And I'm not lying this time.
Link: *Cough* Really?
Zea: Ye-
Kite: *Streaks the studio* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Arynne: GAH MY EYES! IT BUUUUURRRRNS! POLICE! GET THIS DOUCHEBAG OUTTA HERE!
Kite: *gets arrested*
Zea: I really don't see why we didn't do this before...
Ike: *Trades swords with Marth* Um...I don't see the point of this...
Arynne: Me neither. Oh well, here you go, Roy! *Gives Roy a sword that's better than the one he has*
Roy: Wow, you made this? It's amazing! Thanks, Arynne!
Arynne: No problem!
Pit: I'll go for a nice little flight in bed. *Flies up in the air*
Zea: Heh...*Rips Pits wings off*
Pit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...in bed. *Hits the ground and dies*
Zea: WOO! Death Note! Hmm...let's see now... *Starts writing*
Marth: Oh, shit! I gotta get outta here! *Starts running but falls down a cliff where he's skewered by stalagmites then ripped appart by bloodthirsty demons*
Zea: Hmph, that's better...now..for the rest of you...
Many gruesome deaths later...
Zea: Ahh...I feel so much better now!
Lawl, funny dares are funny!
I have some dares/truths, but I forgot if they were already used or not.
Marth: WHY ARE YOU EMO? Turn back to emo or get shocked with the shock collar again.
Lea and Arynne: Why do you two like wolves so much? And I dare you two to be surrounded by wolves and hug them and see what happens next. They might bite. No turning back or killing them if they bite.
Kite: If they refuse to do the dare, then shoot them with Zea's bazooka, oh, and have a cookie.
Crazy Hand: *Hands Crazy Hand a gender swapping gun* Go crazy with that, Crazy Hand.
Sonic: STOP SAYING "You're too slow!" OR I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH A BAZOOKA!
Luigi: You're awesome, here's ten pieces or cookies.
Zea: Eat a lot of pop-tarts and go fall down a pit, if you refuse, then I will have to shoot you with a bazooka.
Ganondorf: Stop being gay for two whole chapters, if you refuse, then I will shoot you with a bazooka.
That's all I have in mind, have fun. Yes, I'm a new reviewer/reader.
~Fireblast124
Zea: Yay! We love new reviewers!
Marth: I'M NOT EMO ANYMORE, DAMMIT!
Zea: Um...who's Lea?
Arynne: Beats me.
Kite: You mom does in bed.
Zea: Alright, that was just plain immature...AND NO YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY BAZOOKA!
Crazy Hand: OH! SHOOTY SHOOTY! *Shoots himself and nothing happens*
Zea: Um...yeah, I'll be taking this away, now before any more damage is done...
Sonic: Well you know what I have to say to that? YOU'RE TOO SLO-
Zea: *Shoots Sonic with her bazooka* HE TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT!
Arynne: Here you go, Luigi! *Gives Luigi 10 cookies*
Luigi: Woohoo! *Goes off eating them happily*
Zea: POP-TARTS? *Eats them* WOOOOOOO SUGAR RUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHH! *Runs around then accidentally falls down a very conviently placed hole*
Arynne: Wow...remember kids...don't drink and drive.
Link: Umm...what did that have to do with anything...?
Arynne: I dunno, just felt like saying it.
Zea: *Revives herself* Woo, that was fun! Okay, Ganondorf is now not gay!
Ganondorf: WHAT? NOO MY DIGNITY!
Zea: Um...what dignity...
Arynne: Bitch has a point.
Zea: Alright, we have one more set left! Let's not waste time!
MARTH WOULD NOT BURN HIS TIARA! HIS SISTER GAVE IT TO HIM *RAGE*
Dares:
Ike: kill Mist. NOW! oh and tell yer dad you killed her.
Marth: Divorce! DIVORCE DIVORCE DIVORCE!
Toon Link and TP Link... FIGHT TO THE DEATH! muhahahajahahaha... Winner marries Zea
~Mrs. Lowell3
Ike: But my dad is dead...
Zea: Thus making this dare null and void. YAY LOOPHOLES!
Marth: I'M ALREADY DIVORCED, DAMMIT!
Zea: Hold on a sec... *gets rid of Link clone and brings in the real Link*
Link: Uh, what's going on?
Zea: This is technically the end of the chapter so we're just gonna let you do one more dare...
Link: Which is...?
Arynne: Another death match with Toon Link!
Toon Link: Agaiiiiiiiin?
Zea: Yes again, whiner. *Warps both Links to Bridge of Eldin...just for atmosphere*
Arynne: FIGHT!
Toon Link: *Fires an arrow at Link*
Link: *Dodges it and rushes in with a bomb then jumps at the last second*
Toon Link: *Goes to swipe at Link but misses because Link is already above him in the air*
Link: *Drops the bomb down on Toon Link then uses his down air attack*
Toon Link: *Is sent flying but quickly recovers the throws his boomerang*
Link: *Dodges both attacks from the boomerang then grabs Toon Link and starts hitting him with the hilt of his sword*
Toon Link: *Struggles to get free but to no avail*
Link: *Throws Toon Link down and then body slams him*
Toon Link: *Totally knocked out*
Link: *Thrusts his sword into Toon Link* I win.
Zea: Great fight you guys! *Revives Toon Link and warps them out*
Arynne: Hey, Zea, there's second part to this dare.
Zea: *Reads then blushes a bit* Well...I said no marrying...but I guess being my boyfriend would work.
Link: Zea, what're you talking about?
Zea: Well...the winner of that match has to be my...boyfriend.
Link: I see...well...since we're both single, I guess we could give it a shot? *Takes Zea's hand*
Zea: *Blushes a bit more* Yeah, sure.
Arynne: N'AWWWWW SO CUTE!
Whew! Finally done! I'm so sorry, everyone for not being around, but listen to me, I would never abandon you guys without telling you first, I'm not that much of a bitch! But really...I can't beieve this...this fic, my very first, is on it's second year now HOLY SHIT! And i seriously couldn't have done it without you guys, thanks! Also, I got a new laptop for Christmas! WOO! I'm still getting used to typing with it's massive keyboard so there might be a few mistakes that I missed. Forgive me on those, please. Also. DON'T FORGET TO GUESS THE SONG AND IT'S ARTIST AT THE BEGINNING, THERE'S A HINT LATER ON FOR YOU GUYS! Also, the person that inspired me to write this is shutting down his fic. We've become very good friends now and it's really sad to see something like this. Go check out his fic, I believe it's funnier than mine and it'd be nice if all of you bade him a farewell! keybladeboy is his name. LAST ANNOUNCEMEN I PROMISE! I have Wi-Fi now eeeeeee! If anyone want to fight me on Brawl, PM me and we can exchange friend codes! I think it's a great idea fighting my readers, and I hope they have tons of fun fighting me too! I look forward to fighting you in the future! With that said, HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALL DEARLY!