A/N: [EDIT] If you wanna see something really funny, go to the bottom of my profile. True story! If you're reading this on your phones *cough* Saphira *cough* sorry!

Episode 22 (get why I waited until now?)

Grundy: Kitty! Hurry up!

Me: Ugh! I can't believe I'm being forced to dress like…you.

Grundy: It's one of the basic rules of TwinCon!

Me: Yeah, but—wait, no it's not!

Grundy: But, all the other twins will be dressed alike!

Me: The last time we ever wore matching outfits was for a family reunion when we were three.

Grundy: Just do it!

Me: *goes and changes into blue jeans, a green shirt, red converse and my Thing 2 hoodie* Happy now!

Grundy: TwinCon is in two hours, and the convention hall is three hours away! We're going to be late!

Me: Okay, but first I have to—

Saphira: Whoa, they've got the Thing 1 and Thing 2 jackets. What's going on?

Aang: It's not…Return of the Siamese twins, is it?

Me: Don't be foolish. (little do I know)

Zuko: *walks into room* Who's this?

Me: This is Grundy, my *pretends to touch uvula* twin.

Sokka: *throws hands up in air and freaks out* NOO! IT'S THE RETURN OF THE SIAMESE TWINS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BEFORE YOU GET A TWIN TOO!

Me: SOKKA! We are actually ferternal twins! We're going to TwinCon. No, you can not come, it's only for twins.

Sokka: I don't want to go.

Me: I'll make sure to take my picture with any Siamese twins we meet. Just for you.

Toph: Please don't.

Me: I have got my camera!

Grundy: Yup! (whispered to me) Why don't they like Siamese twins?

Me: Long story.

Later at le convention.

Grundy: Look! It's those two twins from that episode! (the fortuneteller!)

Me: Hi, Poi! Hi Ping!

Poi: (or Ping) Hi, Kitty! Good year for twins!

Me: You think that about every year, don't you?

Ping: (or Poi) Yup!

Molly: (one of my OC's. you'll see in two months.) Hi! You were right!

Emma: I can't believe Dad actually got rid of you, Molly!

Me: *wanders around looking for Siamese twins*

Me: *walks up to boy-girl Siamese twins* (oh how stupid I am. This is what the other Siamese twins were) Can I get a picture?

Siamese twins: No.

Me: Fine. *wanders around some more*

Molly+Emma: *run up to me conjoined and freaking out* Kitty!

Molly: Stay away from the boy-girl conjoined twins!

Emma: They'll do this to you and Grundy!

Me: Oh, I thought you guys accidentally magically conjoined yourselves.

Molly+Emma: No, that woud be stupid.

Grundy: *walks up to me with blue shirt on and Thing 1 hoodie around waist* I found some of those conjoined twins you were looking for.

Me: You did, you did you did you did you did you did you did?

Molly: NO! They're going for you now!

Me: What?

Emma: Nevermind.

Grundy: *drags me over to conjoined Poi and Ping*

Me: *takes picture* What happened to you?

Poi and Ping: WE DON'T KNOW!

Conjoined Fred and George Weasly: *running around* AAAHHH! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!

Conjoined Travis and Connor Stoll: *running as well* SERIOUSLY! Run for your lives!

Fred and George: *stop in front of Molly and Emma* (to Molly) Why do you have the same name as our mum? And the same hair? Are you our mummy?!

[Hmmm, Author's note to self: Change Molly's possible love interest to Arthur…]

Random Whovian: *runs screaming*

An hour later….

Every set of twins dressed identically: *end up conjoined*

Me: Why are we saved?

Siamese twins: You two are not dressed the same. There was nothing we could do to change you.

All the newly conjoined twins: CRUD!

All the unjoined twins: Yaay!

Molly: Wait! I have an idea!

Fred: What is it, mum?

Emma: We have magic too! *Molly and Emma clap their hands and everyone is restored*

Sokka: Shouldn't we do something about them?

Me: *jumps back and screams at top of lungs* HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

Sokka: You never, know, I could have a twin.

Me: Oh, really?

Sokka: YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY FANFICTION WRITER OUT THERE!

Me: *fake shock* I'm not?

Sokka: No! That is an arrogant way of thinking.

Me: *facepalm* Sokka, when I was younger, my mom wrote Harry Potter fanfics ON THIS VERY SITE!

(A/N: True story. MUAHAHA! The legacy get's passed down! Don't go looking for them though, my mom deleted them, and I'm pretty sure she was hinting that they contained explicit material… plus, she wrote them when I was like…three…so…)

Sokka: Wow.

Me: Anyway, this is a place for twins only.

Sokka: I know that! That's why I wore the shirt. *points to "I have a twin someplace" shirt* Plus, one of those other fanfiction writers I was talking about earlier might have given me a twin.

Me: That'll be the day.

Siamese Twins: HELLO? TRYING TO GAIN WORLD DOMINATION HERE!

Me: Yeah, yeah—wait what?!

Siamese Twins: You heard me!

Katara: *shows up out of nowhere* Hi! I'm a Gemini so I belong here!

Toph and Meng: We know we look nothing alike, but our voices are identical, so we belong here too!

Zuko and Iroh Jr. (from LOK): Us too!

Aang and Korra: Well, we're the same person so we belong here as well!

Aang: (kinda under breath) Although, one of us is wimpier than the other!

Korra: I know, you are really wimpy.

Aang: *facepalm*

Me: Y'all just jealous that you're not twins unlike me!

Castor and revived Pollux: (or is it the other way around? I don't care enough to know) Hi! Sorry we're late!

My mom's friend's sister and sister who had died in the womb but is alive now: Hi!

Two twins from school: HI!

Two more twins from school: HI!

Two MORE twins from school: HI!

[Break while I think up more twins that I actually know…]

Those twins from that creepy tv show/movie/whatever it was that say, "Come play with us": Come play with us.

Robbie and Ray from The Magic Half: Hi! We're here to break Miri's glasses again!

Miri from The Magic Half: NO!

Nora and Nell from The Magic Half: Hi!

…

MIri: Where's my twin?

Me: Oohh, you see, we already have a twin named Molly…and your twin is technically not your twin, and she's still in 1935.

Miri: *squints eyes because Robbie and Ray broke her glasses again so she's not wearing any* Grr.

Molly: *snaps fingers*

Emma: *claps hands*

The No-longer-Siamese twins: What have you done to me!?

Emma and Molly: We have made you good and separated you.

The No-longer-Siamese twins: Oh, yay. *link their new arms and skip off into the sunset*

End.

A/N: I know, cruddy ending. DEAL WITH IT!

If you don't know what The Magic Half is, that is so sad. It is such a great book…that is about twins and glasses! Ha, great for me! It made me feel good about wearing glasses—NOTHING! I didn't say anything about wearing glasses!

Kitty: Admit it, you're as blind as a bat!

Me: (the Real me) *takes glasses off and holds hand a foot from face* No, my hand isn't fuzzy. *backs hand away an inch* Hup, now it is!

Yeah….I'm really blind. Not that it matters.

Actually, I read The Magic Half in like, third grade, so I want to read again. You know what's weird? There's this whole deal with both Miri and Molly wearing glasses, but on the cover, neither girl is wearing glasses. Either those girls are Nora and Nell, or the cover artist messed up.

In other news, Episode 13 is officially finished! I can post it now, but I won't. If I post it before June 13, either I end up going to my cousin's wedding or I'm quitting. So…all my OC's (one of the ones mentioned before) say hi and see you on June 13! Absolutely certainly!