Okay so here's chapter twenty-one! But before I explain the chapter...let me rant for a minute, Okay so two weeks ago I had surgery...oral surgery (which, by the way, I was NOT sedated for...ugh) So I couldn't play basketball (my favorite sport) for a few weeks. (we're in the A division) Baha. Anyway...we had a tournament this weekend and I STILL can't frickin play. I HATE MOUTHS. So I'm pretty POed. Here's a tip...NEVER HAVE ORAL SURGERY. It stinks. And on to the chapter in which I sadly do not own...
Chapter Twenty-One
In Which Stuff Sucks
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No introduction for today...wait, does this count as one? No...but, then what is this? I'm confused. Ugh.
Sweets- Um...Lovely, introduction...our holy and amazing author? Ahem, So welcome back! Today we are going to...do some fun and exciting activities such as...STRETCHING!
Angela- Um...I can't. I'm pregnant. AHH.
Hodgins- GAH, YES YOU ARE!*Speaks gibberish while grinning, being obviously happy that he's gonna be a daddy!*
Brennan- I don't want to stretch. It's a total turn off for my badass self. *files nails.*
Sweets- *offended* Ugh! What else is a turn off for you?
Brennan- Hmm...non-badass people...Sully, basketball jerseys, dry skin, over-moisturized skin, normal skin, green skin, blue skin, green eggs and ham, and...Hodgins.
Sweets- Hmm...that's very interesting...I thought dry skin was a turn on.
Brennan- YOUUU, are a MORONNN.
Booth- THAT'S MY GIRRLLL! I wuv you vewy muuch.
Brennan- SHUT UP AND FETCH ME THE NUKES, disobedient minion!
Booth- Ohhkaayy! *skips off and fetches the nukes...yep*
Hodgins- Fool.
Cam- I'm still dating the woman-part guy!
Michelle- Woman-part guy?
Cam- Yeeaaahh! The guy who...looks...at...woman...parts?
Angela- That is so wrong and non-sexy at the same time. EVERYTHING MUST BE SEXYY!
Wendell- I'm going to jump out a window now...AND HERE WEE GOO!
*Wendell jumps out the opening in the wall in which it is called a window...thus, thy, thou, shall...ha-ha...*
Hannah- I'm BAAACKKK! And my nasal-ly voice is GONE. HAHA.
Brennan- DIE, YOU EVIL DEMON!
*Brennan turns into a vampire and kills Hannah...VICTORY IS OURS!*
Brennan- *chuckles* I killed her...
Sweets- Yeah...we saw.
Brennan- Ha-ha...yeah.
Booth- LET IT RIP, HOWARD!
Howard Epps- *farts* HA-HA. That was like a MEGA fart!
Booth- LOL.
Angela- Eww...that's disgusting.
Booth- No, Angie..that is SCIENCE! A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus-
Angela- OKAY, okay...I get the point. Jeez.
Brennan- DON'T SAY JEEZ TOT MY HUSBAND...uh, freak? Gah, I can't insult today.
Hodgins- You can't insult any day, smart one...ahem, FOOL.
Clark- SAY WHAAAAT?
Fischer- ACE ACE OWN IN THE FACE!
Gravedigger- Isn't that a cheer for volleyball?
Fischer- No...I made it up in my journal of darkness and death.
Gravedigger- Okaaaaay?
Daisy- I HAVE A CHEERRRRRR! AHHHHHHHHHH.
Sweets- Ugh...
Daisy- Go...wildcats?
Sweets- How am I even interested in you?
Daisy- Because I'm awesome.
Sweets- Your mouth annoys me.
*silence*
Cam- Fish...sticks?
Brennan- YAYYY! Where?
*Brennan jumps out of window. Booth freaks out but is relieved when he hears Brennan scientifically naming off all her injuries. It is actually quite humorous.*
Booth- La-dee-da! *farts*
Max Keenan- I shall kill you in thy wrath of thou something!
Parker- O ANCEINT OF DAYS!...and bacon.
Green Guy- HI!
Sweets- Who are you?
Green Guy- I'm the Green Guy! And I'm here to end this chapter...right now..
Sweets- NOOOOOOOOO- *cut off by the closing of the chapter*
-closing of the chapter-
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