Dear fanfiction writers,
You are taking it to far. CLANE?! Wow! Do any of you know me? No. So you don't have a right to right stories about that.
Plus, ZANE and ME with a kid! Ok that would be the most am...awful life ever!
Cleo. The Cleo in your so-called Clewis!
Dear Cleo,
Really, a life would be awful? I'm cute, your cute. Your romantic. Not as firey as Rikki, I like that. Seriously it would be that bad?
Zane
Dear Zane,
A life with you would be awe...I mean awful. It would.
PS Seriously you think I'm cute!?
Cleo