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Sorry the chapter's so short. The next one should be up in about a week. If it isn't, it either means I a) ran out of inspiration, b) my computer crashed, or c) I died a horrible, tragic death. 'a' is probably most likely, though.
Chapter 21
Ms. Lockhart: Well, here's Bellatrix singing "You're My Honeybunch (The Cuppycake Song)" by Someone-I-Can't-Remember-the-Name-Of! Which, thankfully, is a very short song.
Bellatrix: You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin
You're my Sweetie Pie
Audience: (can't decide whether to scream in pain or laugh out loud)
Bellatrix: (glares at authoress while she sings)
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums
You're the Apple of my Eye
Voldy: Oh, wait! Here's the camera! (turns it on, and records the rest of the song)
Bellatrix: And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear
Audience: Brava! Brava! Encore! Encore!
Bellatrix: (to authoress) Do I have to?
Ms. Lockhart: Just one more time. Then I'll give you a cookie and let you torture Voldy to your heart's content.
Bellatrix: Fine.
You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear
Audience: (applauds)
Ms. Lockhart: (to Bellatrix) All right, now you may go chase/torture/get-the-tape-of-you-singing-from Voldy.
Voldy: (screams and flees in terror as Bellatrix chases after him)
Ms. Lockhart: Pointy green hat time! Niki! Or…Jessica! Or…Geena, I guess. Whichever one happens to be here at this moment.
Next Chapter: Niki/Jessica/Geena performs! This ought to be interesting...