Ask The Princesses! Chapter 21: Day 21, a mario fanfic

Ask The Princesses!

Samusaran101: (silent)

Anakin: (taps foot)

Sakura: … out with it already, woman!

Samusaran101: I FORGOT ALL PM-SENT QUESTIONS! I'M SO SORRY! (cries)

Anakin: (sighs) It's fine.

Sakura: But you better put them in this chapter! Because if you don't… hehe… haha… MUAHAHAHAHA!

Samusaran101: Um… okay. (swallows) And again, I'm REALLY sorry! O_O

(NEW FORMAT TIME)

"Okay, guys, let's get started!" Dimentio56 announced.

"WAIT!" Peach cried. "It's Lent! Shouldn't we say what we're giving up?"

"Nothing," Pauline snickered.

Peach glared. "That isn't funny!"

"Neither are you,"

"WHY YOU-"

"LET'S GET STARTED!" Dimentio56 said louder.

Sakura rolled her eyes.

samusaran101: I spotted a bit of a continuity error where you referred to me as a girl. (gets grabbed by a hand bursting through the wall* Pardon me for a bit... *gets viciously mauled by Princess Sakura, then tossed through your bedroom wall, is KO)

#Sakura's dialogue

Since my... 'ally' for lack of a better explanation is unconscious for now, I suppose I shall join in on this... questionnaire. (mutters something about killing Anakin for telling Mother Peach about my undisclosed "lover-consort.")

samusaran101: You're next on my thrash list for leaving me out on the 18th chapter.

Peach: Might I recommend spending time with Luigi, upcoming Wednesday night, 8:30pm? I am certain it will null the memories of having to kiss (points sword towards Pauline) that insidious prostitute.

Daisy: (grabs the female Mario who we'll refer to as Maria from here on out, places her in front of Daisy points upward) I believe I had not removed the Mistletoe from Christmas month in which you had not noticed.

Queen Rosalina Koopa: If you are in need of protection during your quest to bring the truth to your sister, you have my sword and my magicka at your disposal.

Goombella: In the time I live in, approximately thirteen years from now, you have, to put it in simple terms, mellowed out.

Dimentio56: You need to face your fears if you want to keep the fangirls off of you.

I believe that is all for now, so farewell.

-Princess Sakura

"Oops," Samusaran101 said sheepishly. "Sorry!"

"That is quite a good idea," Peach agreed. "Thank you,"

Sakura inclined her head. "Anytime,"

"Did you just call me an insidious prostitute?" Pauline demanded.

"You can read?" Sakura gasped mockingly. "How amazing! Guess what, everyone, she can READ!"

Everyone applauded.

Pauline got to her feet. "Listen, bitch. I've got a pretty good life here… well, except for my rival ruining everything, my love ignoring me, and my never ending battle with alopecia… but it's not going to be destroyed by some stupid little pink-ginger headed nightmare who has to insult anyone and everyone she comes across."

Sakura narrowed her eyes. "I'm being HONEST, bitch girl. I would expect YOU to know the difference,"

"THAT'S IT!" Pauline tackled Sakura.

"She just signed her own death sentence," Jason noted.

Soliddude1175 frowned. "Who?"

"Who do you think?"

"Who do you mean?"

"Who are you to ask me who I meant?"

"Who are you to ask me who I meant who you meant?"

"Who are-"

"ENOUGH!" Taylor said loudly.

Daisy grinned. "You go, girl!"

"Look at the question," Dimentio56 snapped.

Daisy's jaw dropped. "You wouldn't,"

Sakura gave a sly smile. "Would I?"

"MY DARLING!" Mario said, spreading her arms.

Daisy glared. "I hate you so much right now,"

"Heh,"

"Do you like Journey, my love?" crowed Mario. "Here's a good one: SO NOW I COME TO YOU, WITH OPEN ARMS! NOTHING TO HIDE, BELIEVE WHAT I SAY!"

"OH SHIT!" Daisy ran for her life.

"Thank you," Rosalina nodded.

Sakura nodded back. "Anytime,"

"Yay!" said Anakin happily.

"Why do you have to be so happy all the time?" Sakura demanded. "It's annoying!"

"My friend Brian said that to me!" Samusaran101 said. "OH! That reminds me! Please welcome the newest member of ATP, BRIAN!"

Brian walked in.

"BRI-BRI!" Samusaran101 hugged him.

"Hello…" Brian said awkwardly. "Can… can someone get her off of me?"

Soliddude1175 snorted. "You're on your own, bro,"

"Thank you," Brian said sarcastically.

Jordan stared at him. "Who the fuck is that emo?"

Brian squinted. "I'm Brian,"

"DO you have any sort of romantic, loving, lustful, and/or more-than-friends reaction, relationship, or attraction to SuperGuest whatsoever?"

Brian blinked at him. "Are you… is this… what?"

"Just answer the question!" Jason demanded.

"No. No, I do not."

Jordan held out his hand. "Then, hello, Brian. Nice to meet you. I'm Jordan."

"I'm Jason," Jason added.

Brian looked confused. "So…"

"I'm Peach,"

"I'm Daisy! Get the hell off of me, Maria!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"I'm Rosalina,"

"I'm Goombella,"

"I'M PAULINE! Get OFF of me, you little BITCH!"

"I am Princess SAKURA! Get your damned elbow out of my fucking FACE, you little SLUT!"

"I'm SuperGuest!"

"I'm Taylor!"

"I'm BKB,"

"I'm Dimentio56,"

"I'm Rosey,"

"I'm Soliddude1175,"

"I'm PCOA,"

"I'm-"

"OKAY, OKAY!" Samusaran101 motioned for everyone to stop. "We need to get this person's questions done!"

"Okay…" Goombella said slowly.

"I'll do ANYTHING," Dimentio56 said seriously. "I'll jump off of a fucking cliff if I have to,"

"Next!" BKB said.

Oh! I have more questions for next chapter! (Nice chapter btw.)

Ok, my first questions are for the OC's. Since I never ask them anything.

Soliddude1175: Ok, my question for you is-

Jason: Ha! There's no way you'll hurt my mom! She's a police officer!

SuperGuest: Thank you for interrupting me.

Jason: There is one other person that I'm worried about though.

SuperGuest: Who?

Jason: (blushes slightly) You...

SuperGuest: ...

Taylor: Awww!

Jordan: Don't 'Awww' that!

SuperGuest: Don't worry. Solid would never hurt me...right? We're friends, right?! CAUSE I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU! (Ahem) Anyways, my question. Is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes?

Jason: Why are you asking him that?

SuperGuest: Well, Solid IS a gentleman.

Jason and Jordan: (tries not to laugh)

SuperGuest: To me at least.

Dimentio56: For the record, Jason was the one who called the fangirls. Not me. So, blame him. Not me. Jason: Gee, thanks.

BKB: We don't really talk, do we? Uhhh, how have you been doing?

Lumanii: Think of a number between 1 and 1000 and I'll use my magic wand to give you the number in tacos. So, which number will it be?

Samusaran101: What the hell happened to Mystery and Foretold? Did they just randomly disappear or are they having a contest to see who can stay quiet the longest?

Khaos: Your name...it's Chaos with a 'K'. My question to you is… why did your parents name you that? Why?!

PCOA: Happy late birthday! DID YOU GET CAKE?! WAS IT A LIE BECAUSE IF IT WAS I WILL COME OVER AND KILL WHOEVER GAVE YOU THAT FAKE CAKE!

And now, my question for the Mario characters!

Jason: Finally.

Peach: You sure you don't still have feelings for him? You were pretty worried about him when he was going to battle O'Chunks alone...

Daisy: What if I told you that Luigi and Mr. L were the same person?

Rosalina: How do you not know everything about Dimentio? I mean, you know BKB's real name...

Pauline: Favorite game you were in?

Goombella: If you weren't an archeologist, what else would you like to be?

(phew) That's all the questions for now. Piccolo: THANK GOD! Jason and Taylor: There were too many! Jordan: I know right? SuperGuest: ANYWAYS, Great chapter, Samusaran101! Keep up the great work!

-SuperGuest

"Well, that was short!" Goombella said sarcastically.

"Thanks," SuperGuest grumbled.

"I don't prefer blondes," admitted Soliddue1175 honestly. "I mean, if they're cute, smart, and funny blondes, then hell yeah, but I look more for the personality in a girl. And NO! I would never hurt you! You're my friend!"

"What's that supposed to mean, pretty boy?" Jason said suspiciously.

Soliddude1175 threw up his arms. "WHY MUST IT ALWAYS COME TO THIS?!"

Jason scowled. "No one's gonna steal my future wife! You hear me?"

Jordan glared. "What the fuck did you just say!?"

"You goddamn heard me, Jordan,"

"I'm tired of you calling SuperGuest your future wife!"

"So am I!"

"Stay out of this, pretty boy! I don't even know you!"

"YOU WANNA GO?"

Somehow, Jason, Jordan, and Soliddude1175 ended up in a heap, tackling each other.

SuperGuest groaned.

"OMG, guys, wait a minute!" Samusaran101 cried. "I forgot to add one of the funniest peeps I know in ATP! She's awesome, she's funny, she was previously known as LumaniiDoesFanfiction, but now she's… ROLLING LUMANII-CHAN!"

Rolling Lumanii-Chan waved at everyone. "HI GUYS! WHO MISSED ME?!"

waved at everyone. "HI GUYS! WHO MISSED ME?!"

"I DID!"

"ME TOO!"

"Nope."

"Notta."

"Eh."

"Maybe…"

"Oh god, not you again!"

"HIDE!"

"OMG, IT THAT YOU, LUMANII!?"

"OMG, IS THAT YOU, BKB!?"

"IS IT?!"

"YES! IS IT!?"

"YES! IS IT?!"

"IT IS!"

"YES!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"LUMANII!"

"BKB!"

"WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

"ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

"YOU HAVE A HEART INSIIIIIIIIIIDE-"

"ENOUGH!" Dimentio56 bellowed. "You are all freaking INSANE! SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THE QUESTIONS ALREADY!"

"THANK you," Rosalina cried. Her eyes were wide.

"We're all happy now!" Samusaran101 said cheerfully. "Onto the other questions!"

"Oh, my condolences. Okay, now I know," Dimentio56 turned to Jason. "You're DEAD."

"I'm good," BKB shrugged.

"Cool."

"Awesome."

"Super."

"Bad."

"Terrible."

"EPIC!"

"AWESOME!"

"Are YOU trying to steal my future wife now?" Jason snapped at BKB.

BKB stared at him. "Are you shitting me?"

"BKB! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan shrieked, taking out her epic ninja swords.

"NO! He just-"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHA!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Rolling Lumanii-Chan started chasing BKB with her swords.

"NEVER MIND!" Jason called, snickering.

"Jason!" Taylor snapped, kicking him in the shin.

"OUCH!"

"Alright then," Jordan said, rolling his eyes.

"100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!" cried Roliing Lumanii-Chan, still chasing BKB.

SuperGuest blinked. "I said 1 through 1000…"

"They died," Samusaran101 said seriously.

Mystery and Foretold walked up. "Hi."

"OMG IT"S THE LIVING DEAD! I KNEW THE WALKING DEAD WAS EAL! I KNEW IT! AHHHHHHHHH!"

"I never died…"

"I WAS AT YOUR FUNERAL!"

"You buried a mushroom in the ground and gave it a funeral because you thought it was Goombella,"

"Oh… so you mean GOOMBELLA is one wth the living dead? She's a zombie?!"

"Ugh! NEVER MIND!"

"Sorry, but Khaos isn't eher at the moment!" Samusaran101 said sadly. "He's making plans…"

"To kill Peach?" Pauline guessed.

"WHAT?!" Peach shrieked.

"Well, yes, but…"

Pauline nodded. "I always knew I liked that guy,"

"… but something other than that. Something more important that I can't tell you,"

Pauline stared. "What the hell is more important than killing Peach?!"

"She's Mrs. Fucking Nintendo, you dimwit!" Sakura snapped.

"She can't die," Anakin agreed happily.

Sakura frowned. "I thought I knocked you out…"

"It was a fake cake… and I know exactly who agve it to me," PCOA said darkly.

"Who?" SuperGuest pulled out a bow and arrow.

PCOA stormed over to Jason.

"Um, hehe…" Jason chuckled nervously. "Could we talk about this some other time?"

"… FINE."

"I'm absolutely sure!" Peach nodded.

"I would… die," Daisy decided.

"I suppose I have only heard of those from my planet and this one," Rosalina noted.

"I was only in one," Pauline scowled. "Mario VS Donkey Kong, where that idiot kidnapped me…"

"I want to be a…" Goombella blushed a little bit. "I want to be a baker,"

"Aw, that's so sweet!" Peach giggled. "Get it? Sweet?"

"Oh, haha. That's hilarious! My friend made a joke! Guess what? SHUT UP."

"Ooh, maybe she could cook with you, Jordan!" SuperGuest said, excitedly.

"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I AM NOT A COOK!"

"What sound does a train make when it's going backwards?" Samusaran101 said randomly.

"Uh…" Daisy stared. "What does that have to do with anything?"

"Don't you watch MPGiS?"

"Nope,"

"Notta,"

"Never heard of it,"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep-"

"No, it's going backwards!" objected Rolling Lumanii-Chan, coming back with her swords. "So it's peeb, peeb, peeb, peeb-"

Samusaran101 joined in. "Peeb, peeb, peeb, peeb-"

"PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB PEEB-"

"WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?!" Pauline screamed. "THAT'S NOT EVEN A SOUND A TRAIN MAKES!"

Samusaran101 gasped. "OMG, she's right! Choo, choo, choo, coo-"

"But it's backwards!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan added. "So it'd be oohc, oohc, oohc, oohc-"

"OOH! Can we change it to ooch?"

"Sure! Ooch!"

"Ooch!"

"OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH-"

"SHUT UP!" Daisy screeched. "NEXT! For the love of GOD, NEXT!"

Peach: I dare you to be stuck in a room with me saying I AM PIKMIN, HEAR ME MOO on repeat for 6 hours

Guest: I challenge you to a luma fight

SA101: can you give everyone a look at the new pikmin, it's a oneshot with 401 words, it's also my first fic, so don't hate on it too much

Everyone but goombella rosalina daisy me soliddude1175 and samus: uses author powers to run over with trains

Jason: (throws in an extra falcon punch)

OC'S: whats you're fave ssbb characters mine are Lucas, captain falcon and Ike

I AM PIKMIN, HEAR ME MOO, PCOA, PS CAPS LOCK IS STUCK, HELLLLLPPPPPP

-PCOA

"These, my friends, are questions I forgot to answer from all the way back from chapter 18," Samusaran101 said seriously.

Everyone whistled.

"Sorry, PCOA!"

"It's fine… I AM PIKMIN HEAR ME MOO!"

"I even forgot the questions on the BIRTHDAY chapter!" Samusaran101 said tearfully.

"Wow, you suck," Pauline commented.

"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? I know, right?"

Pauline stared, and then shrugged. "Whatever,"

"Um… no," Peach said.

"Which Guest?" Dimentio56 said. "There are a lot of them,"

"I did, like, forever ago! It was awesome!" Samusaran101 beamed. "EVERYONE GO TAKE A LOOK AT PCOA'S FIC THE NEW PIKMIN AND IF YOU HATE OR FLAME YOU DIE! GO! GO! GO! GO TRAINS!"

"OUCH! Holy SHIT!" Jason keeled over. "I think you just moved my stomach!"

"That's for giving me the fake cake," PCOA said happily.

Soliddue1175 laughed. "Nice going, PCOA!"

Everyone glared cat him.

"I mean… that was VERY terrible of you, PCOA! Very terrible indeed!"

Jason gaped. "Why, you son of a-"

"Here are mine, in order!" Samusaran101 said cheerfully.

10. Fox

9. Marth

8. Ike

7. Yoshi

6. Kirby

5. Zero-Suit Samus

4. Zelda

3. Meta Knight

2. Luigi

1. Samus

"As for everyone else's, I'll ask them to put it in their reviews/PMs! Next!"

Jason: You just won't give up, will you? Well, how about this. You're a jack-ass loser who needs the help of someone else to get your work done (no offense Jordan) I WORK SOLO AND DO A DAMN WELL JOB BEING THAT!

No actual questions this time. Just needed to get that out. I've had a lot of anger built up from school and just needed to do that.

-Soliddude1175

"So true," agreed Jordan.

Jason glared at him. "Wow. THANKS."

"No problem,"

"Look, pretty b-oh, I'm terribly sorry. 1175. Listen here… I'll leave you alone… under one condition. You do not look, talk to, glance at, or even THINK about making out, hugging, kissing, cuddling, snuggling, or doing 'unnamed things' with SuperGuest!"

Soliddude1175 gaped at him. "EXCUSE me?"

"You heard me!"

"Why the hell would I do that?"

"Why the hell would you not?"

"Oh, sure! Because if I do, I'm an idiot, right?"

"You're an idiot anyway! But if you say you don't, well, you're a liar too,"

"Are you calling me a fucking LIAR?"

"You're goddamn right I'm calling you a fucking liar, pretty boy,"

"Stop, both of you!" BKB objected. "Next!"

Pauline: I call her the original "Jumpman" bride! XD Idk why though.

-Thisisafanfiction

"What?!" Pauline said.

"I love your avatar! South Park is so funny!" Samusaran101 beamed. "I like Mr. Garrison! He's my third favorite! My first is Kevin, because Eric's all like "Kevin, goddamn it". My second fav is Kyle, because I have a friend named Kyle! I like him!"

"Wait. Back the crazy train up. Who the hell is Eric?" Pauline demanded.

"Eric Cartman!"

"… next,"

It's been, like 25 years since I've seen ATP! It feels great to be back!

Since I'm already talking, I might as well ask questions.

Daisy: Two words. FLAPPY BIRDS. Have you ever played it? If not, TOO BAD! The person who created it deleted it. :(

Peach: I'm mad at you! You and your stupid kingdom had to look like Flappy Birds! That's probably why it was deleted! ;D JK! Anyway, did you know Mario is mental? I saw a Youtube video on it.

Rosalina: I don't have any questions for you at the time but I heard you are going to Super Smash Brothers! Have fun beating the shit out of people!

Goombella: Is hard to put make up on without hands?

Pauline: The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. (Hands her a sweater) Now put it on and sing the Campfire Song song while you act like a goofy goober. Don't want to? I'll get Wario to sit on you if you don't.

Congratulations, 101! 20th anniversary POWAH! (Internet high five)

-Corny354

Samusaran101 Internet-fived back. "POWAH!"

"Nope," Daisy shook her head.

"They deleted it?" Samusaran101 frowned. "I played it a few minutes ago! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I needed to beat 33!"

"Well, I'm sorry!" Peach said angrily.

Rosalina smiled awkwardly. "Okay…"

"I don't put on makeup," Goombella explained.

"THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATER-" BKB sang.

"IS ALL THE TIME!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan finished.

"Okay, okay!" Pauline grabbed a guitar.

(The Campfire Song Song)

I call this one, the campfire song song.

Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song.

Our -c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e -s-o-n-g- song.

And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing alooong.

Bum, bum, buuum...
-c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e- -s-o-n-g- song.

-c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e- -s-o-n-g- song,

And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong,

But it'll help if you just sing alooong.

-c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e- -s-o-n-g- song, Patrick!

Song! -c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-

Squidward!

[says nothing]

[About 2 seconds later]

Gooood!

It'll heeeelp, it'll heeeeeelp, if you just sing aloooooong!

Oooh yeah!

(end)

Pauline wiped sweat off of her brow. "Is it over yet?"

"Ooh, can we sing the Goofy Goober song?" Samusaran101 said enthusiastically.

"NO."

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah!"

"NO!"

"You're a goofy goober, yeah!"

"NO, GODDAMN IT!"

"We're all goofy goobers, yeah!"

"101, I'm warning you…"

"Goofy goofy goober goober YEAH!"

"SHUT UP! NEXT! God…"

HEY PAULINE GUESS WHAT I FINALLY HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU :L So, you were the girl in the Donkey Kong thingamajig right...?

Peach: Hey wish Elsa and Anna are equal calm down, Kay?

Rosalina: You didn't, it's fine. :D

Daisy: Yeah... I had to tell you that because I play as you waaay too much XD

-warriorkittytailsdoll

"Yes." Pauline snapped. "YES, I was in that "Donkey Kong" thingamajig. And it's called Mario VS Donkey Kong. It's also the ONLY FREAKING THING I've been in!"

Peach giggled.

"That isn't funny!"

"Hee hee… well, of course not to you, dear!"

"Fine…" Peach grumbled.

"Okay," Rosalina smiled.

"LET IT GO! LET IT GO!" Daisy sang.

"Let's pull out the lyrics to that one!" Samusaran101 said happily.

Nearly everyone groaned.

The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the Queen.

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door

I don't care
What they're going to say
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all

It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free

Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry

Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the storm rage on

My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back,
The past is in the past

Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone

Here I stand
In the light of day
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway.

Everyone clapped.

"Sang by Idina Menzel, remade by Demi Lovato (is that how you spell it?)!" Samusaran101 added. "Next!"

Awesome and Random at the same time... Not bad... Anyways here are my questions (gives everyone cheese cake)

Peach: Out of all the people here and in the game series, who would you murder? (No I am not crazy)

Daisy: If you have to give anyone your throne, who would it be?

Rosalina: If you were able to marry anyone (this does include all the Dimentio's out there) who would it be?

Goombella: I done see much fans of your, since I am one fan, if you have to swap places with anyone who would it be?

SA101: what would happen if one of your friends was kidnapped by Bowser and then taken from Count Bleck?

Enjoy the cakes... They are no lies.

-Afro121

"Either Pauline or Bowser," Peach cocked her head. "Probably Bowser. I mean, if Pauline were gone, no one would even notice!"

Pauline stared. "EXCUSE me?"

"Rosalina," Daisy decided. "She'sthe ruler of a million tiny freaky stars. She could handle Sarasaland,"

"Um… probably Dimentio56," Rosalina admitted, growing red.

Dimentio56 gaped.

"Peach. She has everything," Goombella said with a scowl.

"I would kick both of them where the sun doesn't shine," Samusaran101 said happily. "Bowser for kidnapping them, Count Bleck for being… Count Bleck. I don't like him… Then I'd take a broomstick and shove it straight up his-"

"Alright, let's not get carried away," BKB said quickly. "Next!

Hello. :) Nice chapter. Here are my questions:

Peach: Are you really in love with Bowser? I've seen many fanfics out there that have you and him... doing things. Doing certain things that I shall not name. What's up with that? I think it's revolting...

Daisy: I think you're the coolest tomboy out there. What is your favorite hobby?

Rosalina: You are, by far, my favorite princess. I read online you have a long-lost sister named Elise. She looks exactly like you, only has brown hair, purple eys, a black dress, and a black Luma with purple eyes. Is this true?

Pauline: I hear you are called a slut a lot, and I just want to say I think you're not. If anyone, it is your rival... but, hem hem, anyway... Are you girly or boyish? They never really showed your personality in Mario VS Donkey Kong. I think they could have made you a wonderful character.

Goombella: I've never played a game you are in. I know it's Thousand Paper something... eh. Well, what is the difference between Goombas and edible mushrooms?

Now for the OCs...

Samusaran101: After all this time? XD Why is it that everyone on this site has terrible grammar?

Jason: IS it true you're emo? I am...

Soliddude1175: Hi...

Jordan: You curse a lot, I can tell. Cool.

SuperGuest: Hello... um... yep.

Taylor: You VS Daisy: who would win?

PCOA: Here's some of your fucking pie. (hands pie)

BKB: Are you BlueKeyBlades?

Anakin: Is it irritating to you that Samusaran101 keeps forgetting your questions?

Sakura: YOU ARE AWESOME. I love you. As a friend. (blushes) I just had to get that off of my chest.

I think there's more, but I'm tired. Cool chapter. Bye.

-Brian

"We were old lovers," Peach defended. "Nothing more, nothing less,"

Brian wrinkled his nose. "Gross."

"I ship Bowser and Daisy," Samusaran101 piped up.

Everyone gasped.

"Eww!"

"SHUT UP!" Daisy bellowed.

"You shut up!"

"You shut-"

"Oh, no," Daisy growled. "NO. We are NOT doing this again,"

"I play sports," Daisy shrugged. "And I play video games, attend to my boring royal crap, and other stuff. I eat. I sleep."

Brian nodded.

"Yes, I believe that is her," Rosalina said softly.

"Yes, I am," Pauline snapped. "And believe it or not, bitches, I AM A VIGIN!"

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Did she just say she was a VIRGIN? HA!"

"Pfft, fat chance,"

"OMG! I can't breathe!" Rolling Lumanii-Chan gasped for air. "I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER!"

"I'm serious!" Pauline said angrily. "And I'm a bit of both. I enjoy shopping and lipstick and all that jazz, but I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty,"

"Yes, it is," Goombella snapped irritably. "Goombas are NOT mushrooms! They are FUNGI!"

"Did you know my teacher calls fungi like fun-gee?" Samusaran101 said. "She said it's the way scientists say it…"

Goombella rolled her eyes. "W are fungi with eyes and a mouth. And small ears. We can talk. Mushrooms cannot."

"No, I'm not an emo!" Jason defended.

Jordan raised an eyebrow. "Yes you are."

"Says the baker boy!"

"I DON'T COOK! God!"

"Hi," Soliddude1175 said. "Do you agree Jason is a sensitive little prick?"

Brian glanced over. "Um… no,"

Jason grinned. "In your FACE, pretty boy!"

"Piss off…"

"Thanks," Jordan said.

"Hello!" SuperGuest smiled.

"I don't know," Taylor cracked her knuckles. "Let's find out… a friend fight,"

"Yep," Daisy stretched. "In which I kick your ass,"

"More like the other way around,"

"Ass your kick I which in?"

"No,"

"Ssa ruoy kcik I hcihw ni?"

"… never mind,"

"Thank you," PCOA smiled. "SOMEONE FINALLY UNDERSTANDS!"

"Yes…" BKB smirked. "Well, well! Look at this! DO I have a stalker?"

"No," Brian shook his head. "I've just seen you comment on Rolling Lumanii-Chan's stories, and she calls you BKB,"

"Ah, so you're stalking her?"

"No, Samusaran101 told me about her and how… what did you say again?"

"Epicly awesome!"

"Right… epicly awesome she was,"

"So you're stalking 101! HA!"

"We go to the same school,"

"Oh… goddamn it…"

"Yes," Anakin said with a sigh. "It's like we're unimportant,"

"Well, thanks, Brian. But right now, I need to kick her ass," snarled Sakura.

Samusaran101 gulped. "Um… guys… leave your questions in a review… I need to go run for my life… BYE!"

Samusaran101: Hey, guys! I have a plan worked out: every time I get over a certain hundred reviews, I'm going to change this up a little. For instance, my next goal is 300 reviews, so when/if I reach 300, I'll do something different then questions! I don't know what yet, but something! Okay, here I asked my readers whether they preferred the beautiful Princess Peach Toadstool-

Peach: Hello!

Samusaran101: … or the sexy Pauline.

Pauline: Sup.

Samusaran101: Here is what they said:

The question is easy! Team Rosalina ftw!...so we have to chose between Peach and Pauline? Well then team Peach ftw! I have to give Pauline credit though. She did find Mario/Jumpman first.

-Corny354

Peach: HA! In your ugly little face, Pauline! (giggles) Thank you SO very much, my darling Corny354!

Pauline: (grumbles)

Samusaran101: Next:

Well, I like Peach and Pauline equally. Although, Pauline sort of has the edge.

I guess it's because, well, if she never had gotten kidnapped, Mario would have never gotten his start. (Although now I have to thank Donkey Kong for kidnapping her in the first place.)

And now I also have to thank Peach.

If it wasn't for her getting kidnapped all the time, we wouldn't have the awesome Mario games we have today. (Even though I am, admittedly, sick of having to rescue her all the time when I play a Mario game. I mean, hell, she even got kidnapped in a spin-off game. Damn Mario Super Sluggers...)

So, to end this, I'm gonna have to say that I think both characters are great and I love them both equally. (But if I had to pick, I'd pick Pauline. Sorry, Peach!)

-SuperGuest

Pauline: HA! Kiss my ass, Peachie Pie!

Peach: Disgusting…

Samusaran101: Here's the last one! The moment of truth… let's see what my friend Brian says! Though I already know the answer because I read it! :P

Oh. I forgot to answer the question. Okay... here goes.

Peach is great. She's amazing, pretty, kicks serious ass in SSBB, and has all of the attention. She is Nintendo's superstar. But if you look at Pauline, she's WAAAAAY better in multiple ways. In her own game, she struggles, unlike Peach, who just sits there. She wears a short red dress instead of a long frilly pink one, which gives her a more daring, sexier, and cool picture. Her personality isn't so big right now, but I think Nintendo, though they probably will not, could make it so much bigger and better. Even better than Peach's girly, giggly one.

So my final choice is Pauline.

-Brian

Peach: … well.

Pauline: … well indeed.

Peach: Oh god.

Pauline: Well INDEED!

Peach: Kill me now…

Pauline: WELL IN-FUCKING-DEED! HA! WHOSE MRS. FUCKING NINTENDO NOW, BITCH?!

Peach: (covers face)

Pauline: I knew that some people loved me better than you! HA HA HA HA HA! In your freaking FACE, motherfucker!

Peach: It's not MY fault people have terrible taste…

Pauline: Oh, yeah! Say that to the two LOVELY reviewers! SuperGuest! OMG! You're amazing and you're gorgeous! I will forever love you! As a friend! And Brian! You're epic! Thank you!

Peach: …

Pauline: PA POW! Take that, Peach, you little slutty BITCH! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Samusaran101: I've got to be honest… I've always preferred Pauline over Peach. XD

Peach: O_O

Pauline: … seriously? OMG! Thank you! You're, like, the coolest most annoying little slut ever! And I am glad to know you, sweetcakes!

Samusaran101: Wha?

Peach: (rolls eyes) I'm going shopping.

Pauline: Well, Peach… if I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it. LATER!

(end)

(I got that last line from a movie Betty White was in! Omg! She's the coolest old lady ever! Love her!)