Chapter 21: Kirby Cafe

Summary: Kirby noticed that his restaurant has been lacking customers all week. So, he closes down the restaurant for good. Then, Meta Knight helps him to find a new restaurant. Then, he thinks of a idea of making a restaurant as a cafeteria. Kirby likes the idea, so he named it Kirby Cafe and decides to attract customers every week.

Kirby was awake. His eyes were so tired, so he wash his face.

"Hi, Kirby. Are you ready to go to work?" asked Meta Knight.

"Sure I am!" said Kirby. "Where's Deedee?"

"He's asleep." said Meta Knight.

Kirby went to his restaurant, and started working.

"Hello, first customer of the week," said Kirby, "May I take your order?"

"Meh, I'm not hungry," said a customer, "What about something to go? You now what? Screw this. I'm getting the hell out of here."

"Screw you, bitch!" yelled Kirby as the customer drove away, "This place is so damn needed."

"Hi, Kirby!" said Marth and Ike.

"Aah! Where's the devil did you came from? Were you here to help me?" said Kirby.

Ike and Marth nodded.

"We sure do need help from you. Right, Martha?" said Ike.

"Damn it, Ike. My name IS Marth!! I'm a god darn female!" said Marth.

"Good then. I say, where's the devil is the cashier?" said Kirby.

"Sorry, I'm using. And I will be the cashier," said Marth.

"Thanks. You're a good friend," said Kirby.

"Oh, look, Marth, there's a customer," said Ike.

"Hi, second customer. Would you like some Kirby's burger?" asked Marth.

"NO!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR GOD DANG PLACE!!" yelled a customer, who was one of Hammer Bros' assistant.

"Go to Hell, asshole!" said Kirby.

"I say, what took you so long?" asked Hammer Bros.

"Kirby wants me in hell," said the assistant.

"Very well, then. I will send Goomba," said Hammer Bros.

"Hi, third customer. You want a burger?" asked Marth.

"Not so fast, everyone! The place will be dead now that's no customers!" said Goomba.

"*steam whistles* Get out! Get the hell out of here, you bastard! I will teach you some matter, asshole!" said Kirby.

"Dude, calm down." said Marth.

"Oh, great. Another one. What do you want, dick head?" asked Kirby.

"Well, well, well. Kirby and his buddies. I will close you down for good!" said Hammer Bros.

"*steam whistling* No! Go to hell, asshole! You don't belong here! If your ass is kicked, then, suck my dick or bite my shiny metal ass!" said Kirby.

"Dude, that's enough the swearing," said Ike, "You know that I fight for my friends."

"Sorry about that, Ike. Anyways, what were you're saying again, Hammer Bros.?" said Kirby.

"I am going the close restaurant because there's no customers for weeks," said Hammer Bros.

"OK, I will close this restaurant for good," said a depressed Kirby. He closes the restaurant in tears. He started to wail.

"Why the devil do you cry like that?" asked Hammer Bros.

"Cause it's close forever!!!" sobbed Kirby.

"Don't worry. Meta Knight will cheer you up," said Ike.

Later, back at the mansion, Kirby walks with Ike to his room - still crying.

"Kirby, my friend, what's happen?" asked Meta Knight.

"I...close...my...place...for...good!!" cried Kirby while stammering.

"Don't worry, Kirby. I will think of a nice idea. *light bulb appears on the top of his head* I got it! What about..."

"Wait, meta, I need to tweet something." said Kirby. He went to Twitter.

"Dedede91 reply to PopKirby91 20 minutes ago from web: How's you're doing at your job?

Dedede91: *starts to sniffle* I close my job!!!! *started wailing like a baby*"

"What about you can get a job at a cafeteria? I done one before, but briefly got fired due to crap treatment. What an ass my boss was," said Meta Knight.

"Or else created a cafeteria? Great idea, BFF." said Kirby.

"Muy bein," said Meta Knight.

"DAMN IT! How many times do I have to tell you. Jesus Christ! Why won't you learn with that Spanish crap that needs to be in the trash now," said Kirby.

King Dedede went to his Twitter account and puts:

"Dedede91 reply to PopKirby91: Oh, that's bad! I feel sorry for you. *hugs Kirby gaily*"

"PopKirby91 reply to Dedede91: That's OK for the hug thing. Right now, I'm gonna open a cafeteria."

Later, Kirby build and created a restaurant called Kirby Cafe.

"I say, what's the devil is this?" asked Hammer Bros. "A cafeteria?"

"Yep." nodded, "And first customer... or not. So, may I take your order?"

"I will destroy this crap," said Hammer Bros.

"You're under arrested, dirt bag! Leave Kirby alone! He wants a nice a restaurant," said the police officer.

"Well, I think it's hell," said Hammer Bros.

"*turns red* SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE!!" yelled Kirby. He then calms down.

"It's OK, Kirby," said Meta Knight, who petted Kirby.

"Leave me the hell alone, Samantha," said Kirby.

"Samantha who?" asked a confused Meta Knight.

"Oh, look a customer. Welcome to Kirby Cafe. May I take your order?" said Kirby.

"I'm not sure. What food do you serve?" asked the customer.

"We serve everything," said Kirby.

"Oh, OK. I want a pizza, and a cake. Yes, today's my birthday," said the customer.

"Wait right here. *looks for cake and pizza at the mansion* Sorry, I took long. but, here's your lunch," said Kirby.

"Thanks," said the customer.

"Meta knight," said Kirby, "Can you go grocery shopping so we can have food here?"

"Sure," said Meta Knight.

Two hours later, Kirby and Meta Knight are back from shopping.

"Thank you, Meta Knight," said Kirby "Now this place is open for real!"

50 customers were attached today at Kirby Cafe. Then, Kirby went home.

"Breaking news!" said the famous Smash City anchorman, Keith Kirby. "A puffball named Kirby opened a success restaurant called Cafe Kirby. Yes, Kirby is my last name. See ya tomorrow cause I'm off to get a burger."

"Kirby, Keith was right. Your was a success. Also, in his last line, he said 'I'm off to get a burger,' does that means he will go to Sonic's Burger." said Meta Knight.

"Yes. Also, it's funny that Keith has Kirby as his last name," said Kirby.

Meanwhile, the anchorman, Keith Kirby took the Interstate 580 to go to Sonic's Burger.

At Sonic's burger, there were several customers who was about to kick Sonic who almost got hurt. Keith went there and kicks all the customers to clean up the restroom.

"Thanks, Chuck," said Sonic, "Holy crap, it's Keith Kirby! Sorry, I thought you were Tabuu's nephew. Anyways, thanks for kicking those guys' asses." said Sonic.

"Your welcome, and I want a burger." said Keith.

As Sonic cooks some burger, Snake sneakily went to Sonic's Burger while in a disguise. He wrote a letter to Sonic and took it to the cashier, who was R.O.B. Snake evilly laughed and drove to the mansion.

"Sonic, letter to you," said R.O.B.

"Thanks, Robo," said Sonic.

The letter said:

"Dear Sonic,

F**K YOU!! (Snake censored the UC.)

Your rival, Snake"

"Snake's still a bitch to me, huh?" asked Sonic himself.

"What?" asked a confused Keith.

"Sorry, I was saying about my rival, not you," said Sonic.

"What rival? Amy Rose?" asked Keith.

"Yes! How the hell do you know her?" asked Sonic.

"I was a fan of your games," said Keith.

"Oh, OK. It's closing time, and see ya next time cause this is Kirby's story," smiled Sonic, "and, yes, I'm coming to his new place."

The next day, Kirby happily went to his new place and started attracting customers. Some Smashers were the customers.

"Hello, Ice Climbers, what do you want for break fast?" asked Kirby.

"Biscuit," said the Ice Climbers.

"OK, your breakfast and enjoy," said Kirby. "Also, please stick around because this evening, I will be cooking some chili."

"Hi, Kirby!!!" said a friendly Olimar who was waving for a minute. What the heck was his problem, though Kirby.

"What's wrong with you, Ass? What do you want?" asked kirby.

"Biscuits!!!" yelled Olimar and the Pikmin.

"Get out here...NOW before your ass are shoted," yelled Kirby, "Sorry, Sam, they're loud."

"Would you stop calling me Samantha? I am not her. Call me that and I will call you Felix," said Meta Knight.

"How do you know?" asked Kirby.

"Because Felix Science has a best friend named Samantha," said Meta Knight. "Her last name starts with a C."

"Shut up. Science's hard," said Kirby, "Wat do you want to eat, Nessa and Luke?"

"I'm not a girl!! I want a burger before you say that again," said Ness.

"Why did you call me Luke?" asked Lucas.

"Because Lucas is Spanish," said Kirby. "Anyways, here's your burger."

Later, There's about 100 customers being served by Kirby's Cafe. Kirby got tired, so he took a break.

"Hi, Kirby. How did you do?" asked King Dedede.

"Good," said Kirby, "I'm tired, so screw the chili thing until 3 years or so. Also, become a fan of my new Place on Facebook."

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