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Okay Notebook,
I wanted to tell you that right now Chef has given them an axe and I'm afraid that they'll break the door down and then kill me when they get here so I'm going to write this entry here and then I'm going to try to open an air vent and climb through it and maybe hide there for a little while. While I figure out if I'm going to be able to fit in there, let me tell you what it's like to be Cody in World Tour and by that I mean how I had to deal with Sierra stealing my toothbrush and forcing me to have sex all the time.
Dating: Okay so what happened was I told Sierra how Cody had a fondness for me and that made Sierra like me, seeing as she likes everything that he likes she felt that if Cody wanted to do me then she should too and it was really nuts! She gave me foot rubs and she just made my foot sore, she tried to give me blowjobs but she kept biting and was bad at it, she tried to help me brush my teeth and it made my gums bleed and she wears no deodorant so she smelled bad and the way she cuddles she can suffocate you with her boobs! Yeah, boobs can be great but not when they're sweaty and suffocate you in your sleep! I couldn't dump this bitch fast enough!
Cheating: Cheating was almost mission fucking impossible! Why? Because Sierra followed me to every fucking place I went so the only way I could escape that crazy bitch was to go and hang out in the steamy and very small boiler room in the damn basement! That's when I found Ezekiel living there and he was kinda feral and didn't know what he was doing so he gave me a really could blow job and I got to moan out Gwen, Courtney and LeShawna's names and he didn't even care.
Breaking up: I never actually broke up with Sierra, I just wrote her a note that I was dead and decided to lay low and hide in the boiler room until things cooled down a little bit, however it all backfired on me when I went to leave the boiler room and Zeke decided to hold me hostage in the boiler room. When I finally got out I was bitten a few times and I had to get tested for rabies and STD's. I'll be sure to tell you how that turned out if I manage to fit through this vent and live!
That was what happens when you date Sierra. I'm doing Zeke next! Hope you guys like it and I hope you like what I have in store next! Wait until you see what happens to Duncan if he manages to survive this all!