Vacation
Event 21: Crazy Dream
What happens when I have a crazy dream about Peach? It's up to Kammy to interpret it. "Okay, tell me about the dream in detail." Kammy sat across from me in a place I could describe as a classic tea room. I didn't even know they had such a thing in a castle belonging to the Koopa Kingdom, but if it existed, it had to exist in Ludwig's wing.
"Yes," both Kammy and I are doing a great job of ignoring Ludwig's glares and uncomfortable squirming along with the melodious sound of the chains colliding with each other. I pet his blue hair to ease him still. He'll just have to learn to sit like a good boy when told to do so, because fan girls always have the last word.
I breathe deeply and begin to retell the story of my dream. "I was part of a special spy-style agent group called Turks that worked for a corporation named Shinra, which wanted to take over the galaxy by monopolizing its energy resources. The galaxy was under the rule of an evil emperor so for the moment being the rebel forces, Avalanche led by Princess Leia, and Shinra were working together; even if it was obvious they would eventually become enemies."
"I was part of a team consisting of Leia, Han Solo, Reno and Cid. We were on a desert planet called Tatooine where some guys in white armor called Storm Troopers were holding Princess Peach hostage, in a small three floor tower. Reno, Cid and Han kept talking about how much they liked space ships and about their adventure working as intergalactic illegal traders for an alien race of giant worms called hutts, they were being such chatterboxes that the Storm Troopers discovered us."
"Luckily I was able to disguise myself as a Storm Mage, the magic using female counterpart of the Storm Trooper. I was allowed into the tower where I found Princess Peach. Elena and Tifa were also there trying to rescue Peach. Elena was with Shinra and Tifa with Avalanche."
"The strangest thing is that Peach was pregnant in the dream and usually when I have a dream with Peach she's in love with Bowser, so I didn't even try to ask her about that. We started drinking Pepsi but Tifa spiked it, and it's odd because I've never been drunk, but in the dream I was supposed to be, even if I don't like alcohol because it's bitter so I never drink, but I do love Pepsi. Then Reno came to ask why we haven't escaped and got mad because we didn't invite him to the drinking party."
Kammy blinked, she knew my dreams were random but this was even more random than usual, "then what happened?"
"I woke up."
Kammy rubbed her chin making a "hmm" sound. "Well, the theme of kidnapping is not rare, but his Nastiness was absent from the dream which means that someone else might try to kidnap Peach. But the baby... since Peach is always in love with Bowser in your dreams then I assume the child must be his."
"I guess you're right, my subconscious can be pretty crazy." I'm not sure if I should be proud of my active imagination or worried because of it.
"Hmm! Hmm!" I think Ludwig was trying to say that I can be crazy when I'm awake too, though his mouth was covered and he couldn't properly speak, or call for help. I just petted him on the head and ignored the complaints. What can I say? Fan girls are possessive.
"So what does that mean?" Kammy nearly jumped out of her skin when she heard that voice. She glanced over at me as if silently asking for how long Bowser had been standing behind her and why I didn't warn her.
"Bowser came in around the time I was let inside the tower in the dream," I didn't really mind if Bowser heard the story, my crazy dreams were no secret.
But now the Koopa King's curiosity had moved from the magikoopa to me, while ignoring his eldest son's pleas to be freed, "what does that mean?"
I shake my head, "I don't know." Because honestly, I just don't know what to think about this crazy dream.
End of Event 21
Disclaimer, I don't own Mario, Pepsi, Star Wars or Final Fantasy VII. Well that was odd... but at least it didn't rain plushies of me, that would be as weird as a sea of flowers or fruit falling from the sky. If you have no idea what this reference is about, shame on you! Go read Razzi's Change of Heart, right now. It's a must for all BxP fans. I also want to give special thanks to Rock Raider. I'm pretty sure Rock Raider's review and Razzi's latest chapter is what triggered that dream, except the review and CoH chapter make a lot more sense than my crazy dream.