Yo, two chapters in one day. Yeah that's right. Now I do believe Bre mentioned what would happen if you didn't comment... maybe you should listen!
Bre's POV
"Um… where did she sleep last night?" I asked Kisame.
"I'm guessing Zetsu's room… especially after what happened last night."
"What happened last night?" My initial thoughts going to sex.
"Maybe you should ask her. Damn did she look… yeah just talk to her about it." Wow, now I was really thinking sex.
"Um… ok."
"Soooo… how long have you two known each other?"
"About five maybe six years."
"Damn. So you know a lot about her I'm guessing."
"I would hope so." He laughed and nodded, rubbing the back of his head with one hand.
"Uh yeah, duh. Sorry not many people here talk to each other outside of our teams."
"Yeah, I understand. That's kinda like how things happened when we went to school."
"Oh yeah? I guess it's like that everywhere." Kisame slowed down and stopped outside a door. "Here we are, I'll see ya later. I need to go talk to Itachi so he doesn't kill me later." He chuckled and waved over his shoulder as he left me by the door.
"See ya." I stared at the door a few moments before knocking softly on the door. If this is Zetsu's room, Madara might be in…
Cass' POV
"Mnnn." I groaned into the pillow. I could pick out each and every spot I'd hurt over the last few days and it sucked. Rolling onto my side I noticed Zetsu was sleeping on his back next to me. I stared for a little bit, I mean it was the first time I'd ever been awake before him.
Slowly I rolled myself out of the bed, careful not to wake him up. Silently I scanned the room and saw Tobi sleeping in his bed and let out a sigh of relief. I quickly made my way to their bathroom and shut the door behind me without a sound.
Once inside I tended to my needs and looked at myself in the bathroom mirror. I had a faint pink scrape on my cheek and my hair was a mess. After a minute of searching I found an unused comb in the back of a drawer and combed my hair. I looked up and noticed my hair had actually stayed straight. Smiling I put the comb away and exited the bathroom just as silently.
"Good morning, Cass-Kohai." Madara's voice said from his bed.
"Good morning, Sempai. What should I call you?" I kept my voice low enough that it wouldn't travel but loud enough that he could hear me.
"Sempai is nice." His voice sounded like "Tobi's" but the person that I was talking to was definitely Madara.
"Very well." I bowed slightly. "I'm sorry for being so rude the last time we spoke, I was flustered."
"It's fine. Please be sure to not be rude to the other members, they wouldn't take it nearly as well." The voice still sounded like "Tobi" probably to make sure no one just walked into the room. Translation: It's fine. Don't do it again.
"Very well." I smiled softly. "Thank you." I walked over and sat beside Zetsu's bed. We sat there in silence for a while until I heard a soft knock at the door. I looked over at Madara who nodded at the door and I stood up walking over to it. I paused for a second and slowly opened to door to see Bre standing there.
Third Person
"Hey Cass." Bre's hand when up to tuck her bangs behind her ear, even though it was already there. "How ya been?"
"Bre!" Cass smiled widely and looked behind her before moving Bre back and closing the door behind her. "Living room? Or kitchen?" Her stomach growled angrily.
"Apparently you're thinking kitchen. Doesn't surprise me." Bre smiled, chuckling a little.
"Ah yeah." She laughed nervously and scratched her head. "Doesn't surprise me either."
They made their way down the hall without seeing anyone. It was beginning to become the everyday for them. Neither of them really ever saw anyone in the hallways.
Bre rolled her eyes. "So, it's been a while since we've really had a chance to talk hasn't it?"
"Yes, very long time it feels like." Cass sighed and rubbed her face with both hands. "So how's Hidan?"
I blushed a little. "Tired, Cass? Doesn't surprise me either."
"Stressed… It should though. Shit happens when you're asleep…" She turned to Bre with a fake smile. "But then again if life was easy it'd be no fun now would it?"
"What happened?" Bre stopped in the hall and stared at Cass.
"Someone found out that I don't like blood and covered the floor of our bathroom in it. So tell me how your week is going."
Bre hugged Cass. "You're kidding. God… I'm so sorry…"
"It's fine. I cleaned it up."
"W-what? You didn't. You should have come and got me! I wasn't doing anything important."
"I think Kakuzu did it to test me. Good test. And you should have been sleeping." There was a pause. "… Oh and Konan left you some… medication. I put it in our bag."
"Well… I've got training later with Kakuzu… joy… and ok… I don't really nee- oh… um… ok." Bre blushed bright red and moved her hair to cover her face.
Cass let out a gentle laugh. "Yeah, that's what I thought. Training with him huh? Make sure to do everything he says to the dot, and for the love of god don't back talk him." She rubbed a faint pink line on her arm subconsciously.
"Noted. So how have things been between you and Zetsu?"
This time Cass was the one who blushed and her eyes brightened. "Good. Very good." They arrived at the kitchen and Cass quickly went to work making them breakfast. She gave herself twice as much food as Bre. When she was done making the food she set it down at the island and sat down, Bre following suit.
"I can cook too you know… Ya going to give me any details? You know me. I can't exist without knowing the details to everything." Bre began eating slowly, more like a normal person would eat, making sure that she chewed so she wouldn't choke.
Cass was already shoveling the food down but paused using chewing as an excuse to think. "I know you can cook. He's… fantastic. Smart, funny, amusing, and he cares. A very interesting individual." She smiled into her food eating slowly for once.
"Oh my God… You aren't inhaling your food. Hell has officially frozen over. Well… anything else…?"
Cass glared at her and thought. After a little bit of thinking her face turned dark red. "Nothin." She suddenly was inhaling her breakfast again.
"That's not nothing." Bre grabbed Cass's plate and moved it away. "I want the deets." Cass whined like a child at her loss and had to resist the urge to grab the fork and bury it in Bre's arm.
"Fine. He's amazing… in bed…" Her blush darkened.
Bre choked a little bit and laughed. "Ok, here's your food." She moved the food back in front of Cass.
"Good." The food was quickly forced back into Cass' mouth as she wrapped an arm around her plate protectively.
"You're such a child. I'm not going to take it again. I know if I do, you'll stab me in the arm."
Cass grumbled around a mouth full of food and swallowed staring at Bre. She waited until she was about to swallow. "So how's your sex?"
Bre blushed darkly and looked away. "Uhhhhh…" then she mumbled, "…Pretty awesome…"
"Hm? Is that so? He likes you a lot. I can tell."
Bre mumbled under her breath, "Everyone seems to be able to but me…"
"That's cause you're blind sighted. You only see the worst of everything in your life and the very best of everyone else's." Cass pushed away her empty plate.
Bre pushed her half eaten plate over to Cass. "I'm sure Zetsu has at least told you how he feels about you though… Hidan hasn't."
"Oh yeah because I bet Hidan is just the head cheerleader in the feelings club here." The food was eaten quickly and Cass got up and went over to the sink carrying the plates with here. Before Bre could complain she went to cleaning the dishes.
"Head cheerleader or not, he should have at least said something by now."
Cass looked over her shoulder at her and laughed a lot like Hidan. "Bull shit! He doesn't seem like the sentimental type."
"Neither do you, but I bet you've told Zetsu how you feel about him."
"How couldn't I? He hates when people lie and… I fell for him quickly."
"I get the whole Liars go to Hell speech all the time and he fell for me quickly, or so says Itachi."
"Oh no I won't go to hell for lying, he gets mad at me for it. I don't think that's what Itachi was exactly trying to say… He most likely was trying to get you to understand that it will take Hidan a bit longer to open up to you like Zetsu has to me." Needing something to keep her hands busy, Cass started putting away the dished she washed last night and drying and putting away her and Bre's.
"Well… it's not fair that he's allowed to lie and I'm not. Why is my life so confusing?" Bre began to lightly hit her head against the island.
"Because, everyone likes surprises." Cass' hand quickly went under Bre's head and pulled her up to look her in the face. "Now quite being a moron and think with that head you enjoy bashing into things."
Bre glared at her. "What does it matter when my head never seems to think right anyways?"
"Because you never use it on your life." Cass glared back.
"I try and it fails. So I gave up."
"Loser." Cass grabbed a knife from the drawer at her waist and threw it at the doorway. "Damnit! Don't you people ever mind your business?"
"I was wondering why no one had walked in here yet… So, anything else?"
"What do you mean?" Cass growled and walked over to the door staring down the intruders. "Oh come on! Don't you two have anything better to do?" She grabbed their shirts and dragged Zetsu and Hidan into the kitchen.
Bre's eyes got really big before she slammed them shut. "Why does this not surprise me?" Bre got up and walked over to them. "If you two wanted to know something, don't you think you could have asked us before eavesdropping on someone's conversation? It's rude."
"It's easier to eavesdrop. And we were too tired to find and talk to both of you."
"He's got a fucking point." Hidan added.
"Oh God… How much of that did the two of you here?" Bre asked.
"That's a good question." Hidan mumbled stretching. "A better question is how both of you managed to get out of our rooms without us waking up…"
"Damnit! This is why I called you snoopy." Cass growled at Zetsu.
"Hidan, you sleep like the dead."
"I'm not snoopy." Zetsu pouted.
"Are too!" Cass scowled at him putting her hands on her hips.
"What! I do not!" Hidan yelled at Bre defensively.
"Cass. I'm dominate, not you."
"You're eavesdropping on girl time, Hidan!"
Cass flinched back almost falling. Her face went dark red and she whimpered quietly.
"I wanted to fucking know things…" He looked away ashamed.
"Then you should have asked me later." Bre said, calming down a little bit.
Zetsu wrapped his arm around Cass' waist. "I'm sorry, Cass."
"It's fine. You're right… I'm sorry." Cass looked down away from Zetsu's eyes.
"But you don't tell me anything either. Every time we fucking talked normally you'd get embarrassed and change the subject…" Hidan was still looking away when he said it and he almost looked embarrassed himself.
Zetsu kissed Cass' cheek.
Bre winced. "I'm sorry… I… I'm shy… and… oh God… I can't believe you heard all of that…"
"It's ok…" He let out a long sigh. "That's one of the things I like about you… it's really fucking cute and… shit I suck at this."
Bre blushed darkly. "No you don't…" Bre walked over to Hidan. "I'm really sorry… So… um… when did you start eavesdropping?"
"Around the time Cass called me a fucking cheerleader." Cass snickered and looked up at Zetsu.
"And what about you?"
"I came out here about the same time… Yeah… that sounds about right."
"Are you sure that's when you started eavesdropping?" Bre looked at Hidan skeptically.
"Of course! Would Zetsu lie?"
Cass shrugged and turned to watch Hidan and Bre talk.
"He said about the same time. You could have been here earlier and lied about it." Bre paused. "It wouldn't be the first time," she mumbled, looking away.
"I'm not lying! Tell her Zetsu!"
Zetsu shrugged. "He was here before I was."
"ZETSU!"
Bre rolled her eyes. "Children."
"Do you find this as interesting as I do, Cass?"
Cass' hand was covering her mouth as she fought not to laugh. Her whole body was shaking with silent laughter.
"God… Am I the most mature person in this room?"
"Jashin. You mean fucking Jashin,… right?"
Bre raised an eyebrow. "Sure."
"Good." He muttered under his breath. By now Cass had her free hand wrapped around her waist.
"Cass, you're going to suffocate yourself at this rate." Zetsu said.
"God, I am the most mature person in the room." Bre muttered to herself.
Cass moved her hand from her mouth and grinned slyly at Zetsu. "Maybe… but you could always use CPR to revive me."
"Hmm… Maybe, well… maybe we should leave them for a while. What do you think, Cass?"
"Perhaps that would be for the best…" Cass looked up to Bre suddenly serious. "I wasn't joking about what I told you Bre. See ya."
"Wait, what?" Bre turned to where Cass was, but she was already gone. "God… why…?"
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