John's Archived Drabbles

by JVM-SP150

An archive of several years' worth of old South Park drabbles and oneshots, both silly and serious, largely unedited, featuring characters from Cartman and Kenny to Stan's Mom and Towelie. These drabbles are SUPER OLD and NOT representative of my current abilities - see "John's All-New Drabble Collection" instead!

21. Beep (KennyBeth)

"Collected Drabbles"

by JVM-SP150

BEEP (Kenny/Beth)

"Kinny, get off her!" A fat, plump boy with a body twice as wide as his head, which was already twice as fat as a regular person's, cried.

"No way Cartman, she is HOT." Kenny, a boy in an orange hood with blonde hair was hugging on to a girl as wide as the first boy, with a pair of breasts bigger than her face, with only a bit of blonde hair visible for one to know she had one.

"Get off Beth, she's mah bitch, brah." said Cartman angrily.

"What size is her bra?"

"Kinny godammit, quit it, she's MAH bitch, not your's"

"Cartman, you couldn't get a bitch if you paid one."

"Uh clearly I can, Beth gets $150 a week, brah."