The Akatsuki Stories

Disclaimer: All characters in story belong to Kishimoto.

Chapter XXI

Why Akatsuki NEVER Releases Kyubbi

It was 3:00 in the afternoon. Tobi and Itachi were hiding in the bushes.

" Tobi, you know what to do, right?" asked Itachi.

" RIGHT!" yelled Tobi, slurping his ramen loudly.

Itachi knocked down his food and smacked him across the mask.

" SHHH!" he said, " We'll get caught!"

The two members were waiting for the right moment to attack Naruto.

" Sasuke-teme, what are you doing?" asked the blonde ninja.

" I smell...BLOOD." he answered.

" Did you slit yourself this morning?"

" No. It's..." Sasuke looked over at the bushes, " ITACHI!"

" OH SNAP!"

Itachi ran out of there, Sasuke behind him with a Chidori.

" YAY! FIREWORKS!" cheered Tobi.

Naruto approached the member and looked at his black cloak with red clouds.

" AKATSUKI!" he yelled, running away.

" TOBI A GOOD BOY!" yelled Tobi, chasing after him.

5 hours of running...

" LEADER! WE GOT HIM!"

Tobi was dragging a knocked out Naruto across the lair floor.

" GOOD!" yelled Leader, " By the way, where's Itachi?"

Back in Konoha...

" GET BACK HERE!" yelled Sasuke.

" I'M SORRY, OKAY!?"

Back at lair...

" We can't do the ritual without Itachi!" yelled Tobi.

" Why don't we do it without him?" suggested Blue, filing her nails, " I mean, there's 10 people here anyway with everybody alive."

Leader counted the members and agreed.

" LET'S BEGIN!"

Everybody did the ritual and...

POP!

The Kyubbi spirit came out.

WHO DARE AWAKENS ME!!!???

" OOH! OOH! TOBI DID! TOBI BRING YOU!" yelled Tobi, jumping up and down.

" Well, he's a goner, un." said Dei.

The spirit shrank down to the size of a human and started to transform. His tails disappeared and he became more upright. his fur dissapeared also on the rest of him. He now wore what looked like a gray and black version of Naruto's jacket, had red hair, whiskers, and no headband.

" Well..." began Kyubbi, " BEGONE!"

A burst of red chakra came out of his hand and blasted Tobi through the ceiling.

" TOBI IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" he yelled.

" And for the rest of you.."

Deidara and Blue burst through the door at full speed. Zetsu went to his emergency bomb shelter/greenhouse. Kisame went to Joe's Sushi. Hidan died. Leader and Sasori went to Hidden Sand. Kakuzu locked himself in his safe.

" Nobody then?" said Kyubbi.

Naruto woke up and looked at Kyubbi.

" Who are you?" he asked.

" I'm-uh-Kyubb-Kyo!" Kyubbi said finally.

" Kyo?"

" Do I have to fire a beam of red chakra through your head to remember?"

" What?"

" Nothing!"

" Do you want to go to Ichiraku's?"

" Sure! Do you want to wreak mass destruction later?"

" Okay!"

The two went to Konoha and ate ramen and burned down the place.

Back at the lair...

" Is he gone?" asked Kakuzu.

" I think so." answered Zetsu.

" I'm okay." said Hidan, a bloody mess on the floor.

They got out of their hiding places and Dei and Blue went back.

" Where's Leader, un?" asked Deidara.

Suddenly, the mail came.

" A postcard, un?"

He read it:

HAVING AN AWESOME TIME IN SUNA!

Be Back In A Week!

Leader & Sasori

" Oh well, yeah." said Deidara.

And so the Akatsuki posted the " NEVER RELEASE KYUBBI!" rule next to the assasination and vacation rules.

THE

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