A.N. So this chapter isn't very serious, it's sort of a parody. Sort of. The idea: What would happen if Clary and Jace saw the Mortal Insturments trailer? How would they react?
"My hair is not that dark!"
"Your right, it's more of an orangey color."
"Shut up, you asshole! At least I don't have a British accent!"
"Where do they come up with that, anyway?"
"And your hair is not that long."
"Yours isn't that straight."
"Well you don't have any muscle!"
"I know, how stupid is that? I mean, look at these babies!" He flexed his biceps. His (not that she'd ever admit it) rather large biceps.
"And are my eyebrows really that thick?"
"No. Well, at least you're hot!"
"Pig."
"And why the hell would I kill the demon in the middle of a club? We went in a storage closet, dumbasses!"
"My scream is not that girly!"
"Yes it is."
"No it is not!"
"It kind of is..."
"JACE!"
"I'm sorry, but it's true!"
"Shut up. Back to this...thing...why are all the demons so human looking? Have these people ever even seen one?"
"Obviously not. And what's with the restore the balance between good and evil shit? We were fighting Valentine, not the forces of evil!"
"And when you think about it, we didn't even fight him, considering we only met him once."
"True. And- why the hell is Izzy carrying a flame thrower?"
"This is so weird..."
"How do they know all of this anyway?"
"I don't know..."
"Maybe these producer people are stalking us!"
"Ugh. Just turn this thing off. I'm sick of watching it."
"Ok." Jace flicked it off.
"Let's pretend we never saw this."
"Deal."
Ok, just to clarify, I loved the trailer, and I am super excited! None of this was meant to insult I was just picking it apart as Clary and Jace. I have no problem with anything in it. I can just imagine them sitting their and listing every thing wrong with it thoughXD So please reviewXD