A/A: Listening to good music while writing will either help you...or totally distract you! hums along to...THE KILLERS!

Disclaimer: PotC belongs to Disney. Black Cat characters belong to not me. Karma's sexy little rear, however, is mine. (yes, Karma has a nice butt. God, I'm pathetic)

Chapter Twenty-one: More PIRATES! GAR! (yes, SpaceJunk, it is "gar")

"CUT, CUT, FRIGGING CUT!" shouted Rinslet at the top of her lungs. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUNNY BELZE! IT WON'T KILL YOU TO SMILE!"

Belze glared at her from stage, looking uncomfortable in his bright red uniform. "You're the one that cast me in this role. Don't blame me. I didn't want it."

It was all Rins could do to keep from exploding, "People, we open TOMORROW! And I don't think we're ready!"

Indeed, the Yuraful High School musical was not going good by any means. Elizabeth thought his skirt made his butt look big. No matter how many times they explained that that was the style then, he refused to get it and was crying in the bathroom. Will was not helping the matter by alternately shooting at Elizabeth or teasing him about the dress. Captain Barbossa was never able to do her scene's with Captain Jack because she would always start blushing and forgetting her lines. Captain Jack kept getting mad at Will, and British Soldier number two kept lightening the curtain on fire.

And that was just the beginning of the list. Charden kept being emo and cutting himself, and Karma was either never anywhere to be found or always falling asleep.

Rinslet looked at the people running around on stage and sat down. She then proceeded to sob huge, wracking sobs.

Everyone quitted, and Train ran down into the seats to her.

"Rins, Rins," he said, shaking her shoulder's gently, "what's wrong, Rins?"

Rinselt looked up at him, her lower lip quivering. "I...I..."stuttered out.

"Yes," Train urged, "What is it?"

"I STUBBED MY TOE ON THE SEAT!"

There was a pause.

Then silence.

Then another pause.

"Rins," Train said slowly.

"Yes, Train?"

Train grabbed Rinslet by her shoulders and stood her up, looking straight into his eyes as he said, "Rinslet, I promise you that this will the most bad ass Pirates of the Caribbean ever."

Rinslet sniffled. "Thanks, Train." she said.

"NOW NEVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!" he shouted, slamming his forehead against hers, and strolling back onto the stage.

A/N: I'm sick. My nose is stuffy and my throat is icky. Bleh. Now that school is in full swing, I'm afraid I won't really get to update unless it is a weekend, just because of homework and what not. God, I hate homework. I also hate not being able to breathe. Next up will be the final part of the PotC saga. Maybe. Unless I write something else first. I did have an idea, only I've now totally forgotten. I should start writing things down, shouldn't I? Bleh.

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Serenity Maxwell: BUBBLES! Hey, did anyone catch that they were our favorite lime mango peach scented ones?

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