Title: Righteousness, Revelations and Enigmas: Party Animal Divas
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Rebecca and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna Helmsley, Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff and Stephanie Hardy, Angelo, Angela and Elizabeth Hardy, Vince and Linda McMahon, Tristen Nash, Adam "Edge" Copeland, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk" Brooks, Jamie "Velvet Sky" Brooks and Ravine Brooks and various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: Stephanie bans The Ortons from attending her party and they can't stop her and some other Divas from drinking something they shouldn't.
Chapter Twenty One – Homecoming Party
Back in the United States Chyna and The People Formerly Known as Human followed the dogs who were leading them home. It turned out that they were actually in Florida the whole time. The horrible place where the dogs had been forced to fight was just outside of Tampa so the People Formerly Known as Human were not far from home at all. What was also good news was the fact that the dogs lived in the nearby area.
"Oh my goodness that's my house!" Tiny cried out looking at a house with a red door.
"Bark so someone will answer," Bruno said.
"Dude its one o'clock in the morning on a Monday. I'll just sit by the door and wait for the welcome home," Tiny said. "Bye guys, stay in touch you know where I live,"
"Bye Tiny!" all the dogs said.
One by one the dogs found their homes and the group that had been together for the last three days got smaller and smaller.
"Bruno was the last of the dogs to leave the group but there was loud music coming from his owner's house and the front door was open.
"Sounds like Ben's having a party," Bruno said to Angelina.
"Boy is he gonna be surprised to see you," she said.
"You wanna come in with me and say hi?" Bruno asked.
"What about my friends?" Angelina said nodding towards the deer and the wolf.
"They can come too! This way we ca say goodbye on a high note," Bruno said.
"Alright," Angelina said and she gestured for Chyna and Velvet to follow her inside the house. Chyna barked towards her friend Amos and Angelina indicated that he could come in too. Velvet pointed her hoof down the street indicating that they weren't that far from home. Angelina responded by looking up to the sky indicating that it was late and everyone was probably asleep anyway. Velvet wasn't very pleased with Angelina's response and Angelina turned to Bruno to explain the situation.
"Here's the thing Bruno we live just ten minutes away from you. Let us just go home real quick and say hello to our families and then we'll come right back," Angelina said.
"If your family knows you're back they might not let you go back out of the house," Amos said and Angelina laughed.
"Our families have never stopped us from going to a party and they never will. So put some dog water on ice we'll be right back," Angelina said.
"Okay," Bruno said and he ran into his home taking Ben by surprise just as Angelina had predicted.
Ten minutes later Angelina and Velvet were making their much prayed about return home while Chyna and Amos waited for them at the party. Having two wolves as party guests caused the other guests to howl just like the wolves, waking up the entire neighborhood. Even Edge and Punk heard it. S when the sound of a dog barking and a deer doing what deer do to communicate rang out outside their front doors they knew their dearly beloved wives were home.
"Oh my gosh you're still a dog," Edge said to Angelina hugging her as she jumped up and down excited to be home. "If you don't change back I don't think our marriage will be legal anymore,"
"She'll change back Daddy just wait until morning," Angelica said stroking her Mom after running down the stairs behind her father to see the woman she had missed so much over the last few days.
"Thank God you're home. You can sleep on the bed too if you want," Edge said.
"Only I get to sleep in your bed too," Angelica said not wanting to be separated from her Mom one minute longer.
"Okay Angel pie no problem," Edge said to his daughter.
However Angelina had no intention of sleeping in anyone's bed tonight and she turned and headed back out the door which was still open.
"Hey where are you going?" Edge asked her pulling her back by her collar.
Angelina barked at the gesture causing Edge to snatch his hand back.
"Don't treat Mom like a real dog Dad," Angelica said removing the dog collar from Angelina's neck and Angelina licked her daughter's face gratefully. As she walked onto the sidewalk Edge and Angelica followed her to see where she was going.
"Yo Edge!" Punk cried out and The Copelands turned around to see Punk and Ravine with a moose.
"Hey Velvet's back too!" Edge said.
"Yeah but she wants to go out so I'm following her to see where she's going," Punk explained noticing that the Copelands were still in their PJs too.
"Angelina's the same, why can't our wives stay home?" Edge asked and the husbands and daughters followed Angelina and Velvet to a very loud house party. When they got there Angelina barked and an excited Staff came out and ran over to Angelina.
"Hey who's this guy?" Edge said wondering who this dog was that apparently knew his wife.
"So this is your owner," Bruno said to Angelina unimpressed.
"You could say that," Angelina replied as Ben came outside with Chyna and Amos.
"Bruno where are you going?" Ben said coming over to his dog and he noticed the Alsatian looking back at him. "Oh so this is your girlfriend huh?" Ben observed and Punk, Ravine and Angelica laughed while Edge was instantly offended.
"She most certainly is not! This is my girl!" Edge replied jealously.
"Oh dude look I totally understand, she's your dog and no-one else can have her right?" Ben said.
"That's right," Edge said.
"Your owner sure is saying some un-cool things about you," Bruno said and Angelina frowned.
"No he is not," she replied, "Why would you say that?"
"Because I can read human lips," Bruno replied.
"Oh you cannot," Angelina said.
"I know I just wanted to impress you," Bruno said.
"Dude I beat you up in a dog-fight how much more could a guy strike out?" Angelina said and Bruno laughed.
"Just promise me you'll come around and see me after tonight," Bruno said.
"I can't, there's only room for one man in my life and I don't think he'd like that," Angelina replied.
"And who is this punk? Whoever he is, I can take him," Bruno said arrogantly and Angelina looked up at her husband.
"I don't think so," she said and she barked at Edge and the others to come inside.
"Our dogs have been on some trip. They made friends with wolves and a moose," Ben said to Edge.
"Hey she's a deer okay?" Punk said offended.
"My bad dude, have a beer and relax," Ben said and Punk looked at the beer can horrified.
"You're offering a beer to CM Punk. Dude you might as-well just push him down a flight of stairs and get it over with," Edge said and Ben dropped the can of beer when he realized who he was talking to.
"I can't believe it you're Edge! And you're CM Punk" Ben said excitedly. "You gotta come inside and meet all my friends!"
"Okay but only if you calm down a little," Edge said.
"This is the greatest party ever!" Ben said loudly jumping up and down.
"Way-to calm down bro," Edge said sarcastically.
"I don't think he'll be calming down anytime soon," Ravine said and they all followed a very excited Ben into the house. On the way in Edge got a better look at the wolf looking at him.
"Hey you think this is Chyna?" he asked Punk.
"Yeah but who's this wolf with her?" Punk wondered.
"Just another Bruno I'm sure," Edge said rolling his eyes at Bruno who seemed to have gotten all of his wife's attention again. "I'm gonna call Hunter and let him know Chyna's back,"
"Who's Hunter?" Amos asked Chyna.
"How do you know that name?" Chyna asked startled.
"I can read human lips," Amos replied.
"Wow that's cool. Um Hunter's my husband," Chyna said.
"Well he's about to get a nice message about you," Amos said and Chyna realized that Edge was calling Hunter right now and she started barking excitedly.
"What's that sound?" Hunter said on the other end of the phone.
"That's your wife and I think she's glad to be coming home," Edge said, "Don't worry I'm sure she'll be human by the morning, none of the girls have changed back yet,"
"I'm not gonna wait until then I'm coming to get her right now," Hunter said getting out of bed.
"Dude you live in Connecticut and its one o'clock in the morning," Edge said.
"No I wanna see Joanie now," Hunter said.
"Well it's not like she's hurt or in danger, she's even got a friend wolf with her to keep her company," Edge said.
"Is this a she-wolf?" Hunter asked curiously.
"No," Edge replied.
"I'm coming out there right now!" Hunter said fumbling around for his pants in the dark.
"Go to bed Hunter," Edge said and he put the phone down and pet Joanie before going inside with the others, "Welcome home Jo," he said before he left her alone with Amos.
"How long do you think it would take us to get to Connecticut from here?" Chyna asked Amos.
"Not long but don't you wanna stay here and enjoy the party with your friends?" Amos asked.
"I'd rather be home with my husband," Chyna replied.
"I understand, well say goodbye to your friends and let's go," Amos said.
While Joanie tried to communicate the face that she was leaving Amos tried to get himself emotionally prepared to meet this Hunter and say goodbye to Chyna forever.
Three hours later Chyna and Amos were in Connecticut and awhile later Chyna was almost home. When she indicated that the huge compound in Greenwich was where she lived Amos was impressed. No wonder she's eager to go home he thought. Chyna got excited as she got to the gates. She started to howl and wag her tail. Moments later a muscular blond haired man was heading towards the gate to greet her.
"That's Hunter?" Amos asked surprised.
"That's him alright!" Chyna said as Triple H made his way over to them.
"Who are those two people standing at the doorway?" Amos asked.
"That's Shawn and his daughter Rebecca, I live with them. We all live together in this house," Chyna replied.
"And I thought I was attracted to humans," Amos said thinking it odd that Chyna called her owner her husband.
Chyna looked at Amos and addressed his questions about her situation, "Amos, I'm human too. I'm only a wolf because I drank a poisonous drink. This is not who I really am, I hope you don't feel betrayed," Chyna said.
"No I don't feel betrayed, I know why we met. I needed a travel companion and God brought you into my life if only for a short while," Amos said sweetly.
Chyna smiled, "I never would have made it home without you. Would you consider staying with us?" she asked.
"Would your husband let me?" Amos asked.
"You don't understand, the wolf is the symbol of our group the Kliq. You'd be a most welcome addition," Chyna said.
"One thing about me Chyna is I don't join groups or cliques, I walk alone. All I wanted was a she-wolf to walk with me for a little while and for that I am eternally grateful to you," Amos replied and he rested his head against Chyna's gently. "Goodbye Chyna," he said and Chyna felt very sad all of a sudden.
"Goodbye Amos," she said and he turned to walk away while Hunter opened the gates.
"Hey!" Hunter called to the wolf and Amos turned around not sure what to expect. He frowned as Hunter made a strange gesture with his fingers.
"What is your husband doing?" Amos asked Chyna confused.
"That's the Kliq sign, it means he respects you, come here and reciprocate," Chyna said.
"Okay I'll try," Amos said and he walked over to Hunter and raised his paw to Hunter's fingers and them.
"Thank you for bringing her home to me," Hunter said and Amos nodded, it seemed that he indeed had Hunter's respect.
He turned and walked away as Hunter embraced Chyna. Chyna welcomed the embrace although she was happy to be home her heart was stirred by Amos' departure.
"Welcome back Joanie, you're home safe now and thank God for that," Hunter said and he took her back over to The Sandbox where Shawn and Rebecca were waiting to welcome her back too. The sound of a wolf howling rang out just before they went inside and Chyna turned towards the sound of it.
"I'll miss you Chyna," Amos cried out and Chyna howled back that she was going to miss him too.