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Previously: "Fine, Emmett truth or dare?" Nessie asked

Alice's POV

"Dare me!" Emmett said, grinning like an idiot.

"I dare you to meet up with Mike Newton at the mall, when he is with a girl, and get all mad because he was cheating on you!" Nessie said as she burst into a fit of laughter, along with the rest us, except for Emmett who was over there in shock.

"WHY?!?!?!?!" Emmett screamed as he threw his hands into the air, and started to run around in circles.

"Come on Emmy! I have the perfect outfit you can wear!" I said as I got up, grabbed Emmett by his over-sized wrist, and drug him upstairs into my dress up room.

I walked into the closet and pulled out an pair of black three inch heeled stilettos, a pair of purple spandex pants, a tight black low v-necked shirt, and a pink purse with puppies on it.

"Here Emmett put this on and meet me back downstairs, got it?" I asked him.

"I can't carry this purse." Emmett stated.

"And why not?" I asked as I put my hands on my hips, and glared at him.

"Because, Jasper will try to eat the puppies!" Emmett replied, as the sides of his lips started to tremble.

"Emmett, those dogs aren't real." I told him

"YES THEY ARE!" Emmett sobbed.

I sighed. I walked over and grabbed the purse with the real puppies on it, and exchanged it with the one that was silver, and had sequins on it.

"Here Emmett!" I said as I threw the silver purse at him, "Better?"

"Much!" Emmett said as he stopped sobbing. "Now leave, you can't see me change!"

"Why would I want to?!" I asked.

"Cause you want my body!" Emmett replied.

I rolled my eyes. "Oh your right Emmett! I do want your body!" I said sarcastically.

"Told you!" Emmett stated as he pointed his index finger at me.

I rolled my eyes again, and then headed down the flight of stairs.

"Emmett will be down in thirty seconds." I told everyone as I got to the bottom.

"Ok," Nessie replied as she got up, along with everyone else.

"Five......four......three......two.......one!" I said, and then Emmett was strutting down the staircase with his chest sticking out, and swinging his hips side to side. He looked so stupid in the shirt, pants, purse, stilettos, and my Dolce and Gabonna sunglasses. WHAT!? WHY IN THE HELL IS HE WEARING MY DOLCE AND GABONNA SUNGLASSES?!?!?!?

"EMMETT WHY IN HELL ARE YOU WEARING MY SUNGLASSES?!?!" I screeched.

"I needed to add the finishing touch!" Emmett said as he done a twirl.

"Alice, you need to calm down," Nessie stated as she put her hand on my shoulder.

"HOW CAN I FREAKIN CALM DOWN! HE IS WEARING MY SUNGLASSES!" I yelled.

"Think of Jasper, Alice, you are putting him in pain!" Nessie said as she spun me around to face Jasper, who was sittingin the corner with his hands pressed tightly to his head.

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! THOSE ARE MY SUNGLASSES!" I screeched, yet again.

"Calm down Alice!" Emmett said,

"I WILL CALM DOWN WHEN YOU GIVE ME MY DAMN SUNGLASSES!" I screamed, as I glared at him.

"H...here Alice," Emmett said, "You can have your sunglasses back."

Emmett looked terrified. As he took the sunglasses off, and his hand was shaking as he handed them to me. I grabbed them furiously and ran up to my room and pulled out my special safe from under the floor in my closet. I typed in the secret pin number:74677446447695433, which translate into: shoppingismylife, and locked up my sunglasses. I ran back downstairs after I put my safe back up.

"I think you should apologize Alice," Nessie stated.

"There is no way in hell that I am going to apologize to him!" I replied as I shot Emmett a death glare.

"Um, Alice? I wasn't talking about Emmett, I was talking about Jasper." Nessie told me.

I stopped glaring at Emmett, and ran over beside Jasper immediantly.

"I'm so sorry Jasper! Will you please forgive me?" I asked sincerely.

"In time." Jasper replied as he looked away.

"In time?" I repeated as I shot him a you-did-not-just-say-that look.

"Oh look, times up! I forgive you!" Jasper said as he hugged me.

"That's what I thought!" I stated.

"Come on! I want to go to the mall!" Emmett whined.

"Ok!" I said as I bounced out to the car, and zoomed towards the mall.

I pull into a parking place that was right in front of the entrance, and waited very unpatiently for everyone else. As soon as I saw a silver Volvo enter the parking lot, I got out and started jumping up and down.

"Hey Alice!" Emmett said as he got out of Carlisle's black Mercedes.

"Come on! Let's go in!" I replied as I dragged Emmett into the mall, with everyone else behind us.

"There is Mike Newton!" I said as I pointed towards the Build-A-Bear that he and Jessica were standing in front of. "Now go!" I said as I pushed him.

Emmett strutted over there and stopped directly infront of Newton.

"What are you doing here with her?" Emmett said, in the gayest voice he could come up with. (No offense to gay people! Honostly, I mean no offense in any way possible to any of you that are, or know someone who is gay. This is only for entertainment! I promise)

"Um, can I help you?" Newton said.

"Yah!" Emmett scoffed. "I asked you a question, and I want you to answer it!"

"I am on a date with her," Newton replied, "Now, scat!" Newton said as he shoo'd Emmett off.

"How dare you cheat on me like that! People are so cruel!" Emmett said girlishly. Emmett then hit Newton with his purse, and walked into Build-A-Bear.

By now I was laughing my ass off. I looked to see Nessie was on the ground laughing so hard she was crying, and everyone else was laughing just as hard. Ten minutes later we finally finished laughing, and Emmett had just walked out of Build-A-Bear, carrying two different house shaped boxes.

"Emmett, why are you carrying Build-A-Bear boxes?" Nessie asked.

"The real question is, what is in the Build-A-Bear boxes." Emmett stated.

"Ok, what is in the Build-A-Bear boxes?" Nessie asked impatiently.

"Well, one of the boxes is for Jasper!" Emmett said as he handed a house shaped box to Jasper. "Open it!"

Jasper opened the the box, to see a girl doll with long brown hair, and brown eyes. It look alot like Bella. But one thing that I don't understand is how Emmett got that kind of doll in Build-A-Bear.

"Um, why did you get me a doll that looks like Bella?" Jasper asked in his southern accent.

"I just wanted to bring back good memories." Emmett replied.

"Good memories," Bella repeated sarcastically.

"I knew you would agree!" Emmett said, grinning.

"What is in the other box?" I asked Emmett.

"This!" Emmett said as he pulled out a stuffed grizzly bear.

"Why?" I questioned.

Instead of Emmett answering in words, he ripped off the stuffed bear's head, and threw it on the ground and began jumping up and down on his head.

"Who's stronger now?!?! Huh? ME!" Emmett screamed.

"Ok? Let's go home." Carlisle stated.

Again, I hopped in my car and zoomed out of the mall parking lot before they had time to blink. I turned the radio up as loud as it would go, and continued my drive home.

I arrived home, and got very agitated when everyone else didn't show up in the next five minutes. I began tapping my foot impatiently until they arrived.

Only Carlisle, Esme, Bella, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, Nessie, and Jacob stepped out of the cars.

"Where's everyone else?" I asked, with a confused expression on my face.

"They went back to La Push." Emmett answered.

"Yeah, thank the Lord! They was really getting on my last nerve!" Rosalie said.

"Yeah, your one and only nerve!" Emmett stated, holding his hand toward Jasper to hive-five, but Jasper turned away quickly so he could stay out of Rosalie's rath.

Then Rosalie smacked Emmett upside the head, which resulted in a loud thunder-like sound.

"OW!" Emmett screamed as his hand started rubbing the back of his head. "My point!"

"Hey Em, it's your turn pick somebody." I told him.

"Ok, who hasn't went yet?" Emmett asked.

"I'm not sure, and I'm pretty sure that whoever hasn't won't tell us." I stated.

"True, so now what?" Emmett whined.

"START OVER!" I screamed happily.

"YAH!" Emmett boomed.

"Alice, truth or dare?" Emmett asked.

AN: Ok sorry bout the wait! But as soon as I got home from school I wrote the rest of this chapter instead of doing my Algebra homework, or my Social Studeis work, or read Wuthering Heights (and yes I picked that book cause Bella read it in Twilight). So your lucky. And I know that I haven't been using the awesome ideas you guys are sending me, but they give me inspiration, and get my creative juices flowing! So, please tell me if you have any ideas for Alice! Please and super thanks!