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Author's Note: When I publish this, remember that this is the final chapter, no sequels. Kinda like how Friday the 13th was supposed to go, until somebody bought the rights to make more. If any of ya'll want to do a sequel to this, just PM me first and I'll give the go ahead.

[Several months later]

I spent half an hour looking out the window, wondering exactly where Celestia started cracking. Rebuilding the country and keeping the Gryphons from attacking at the same time kept me from doing this until now. Thank Ce-... Thank Luna that Queen Chrysalis is working with us. She has eased a lot of tension off of our shoulders.

"I think bringing Mark in started it..." I muttered, before shaking my head. "No. It definitely started when Schmidt failed to meet her expectations."

"Are you busy?" Queen Doppel asked, knocking on my open door.

"Not at the moment..." I sighed, waving her in. She flittered over to one of my spare chairs and sat down, shifting a little to get comfortable.

"What's on your mind?" Doppel asked after quitting her shifting, looking at me.

"Wondering why all this happened." I replied, nudging the Element of Magic crown that was sitting on my desk. "Since their friendship broke up because of Celestia's brainwashing of Twilight, the rest don't work anymore. They recently got back together as friends, but they cannot use the Elements..."

"Why?" Doppel was slightly confused.

"They have to always be friends. It's a failsafe I added to the Elements when I helped create them. Celestia knew this, but she probably forgot when she murdered half of the Elements' husbands through her Guard." I scowled, suddenly throwing the crown across the room. It bounced harmlessly on the ground, and I sighed again. "I'm getting too old for this..."

"Can't you quit?" Doppel asked.

"No... But I can die, if I have a son..." That actually gave me an idea, but I had to run it by Chrysalis and Micheal first to see if they'll accept. Since Doppel wasn't born a Princess changeling, my plan wouldn't work with her.

Besides, she's happy with Bubba and her 85 (and counting) foals.

"What's that look on your face for?" Doppel suddenly grew nervous.

"It's time I moved on, Doppel." I sighed. "I'm going to your former queen and see if I can get her to bear my child. It's the only way I'll die. This curse of mine has gone on long enough, and I aim to stop it before it consumes my sanity anymore than it already has."

[A year later]

Changelings have weird births.

Chrysalis and Micheal agreed because it would ease my suffering, and now I'm lying on my death bed, staring at my sleeping newborn son, Chrysalis, Doppel, Luna, and Williams as I felt my life ebb from me.

"I have two requests..." I coughed, before continuing. "Chrysalis, you stay out of actually raising him, while Luna and Williams treat them as their own."

"What do you mean by that?" Chrysalis asked, digging for a loophole. I knew that I would.

"I'm basically asking you to be 'Auntie' instead of 'Mommy'." I explained. She nodded, and I looked at my sister and brother. Then I looked at my son's cutie mark.

He had a sword with wings on either side. Thankfully it had nothing to do with death, just protection. I had sucessfully broken the curse set upon my family for hundreds of thousands of years, even if he still recieved his Cutie Mark through my illness, it isn't what I feared it would be.

"His name's Iron Angel..." I groaned. "Let him grow up how he wants to." They nodded, and I sighed in content, as I heard the heart monitor start to flatline.

"Goodbye, my family. I'll see you on the other side when you get there..." I breathed my last, and took one last soul beyond.

My own.

[?]

With a gasp, my eyes shot open. Goddammit, I just couldn't get a break. First I fucking nuke myself with magical energy, now I have to dig my ass out of a hole.

AJ's going to hate me for a while. Least I get to see our child.

"There are worse fates than death." Albus Percibal Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Author's Note: Tied in a character that I decided would be better off in here as a footnote, instead of making the poor lad actually fight. Don't worry Iron Angel's creator, he'll be in Marine in Equestria.

DAT FINAL ENDING!