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Chapter 21

The Androids were supposed to arrive in less than 30 minutes. Goku and the others had tried once again to make Bulma and Trunks return to C.C. but they knew that once Bulma Briefs put her mind to something there was no stopping her. Vegeta kept watch from afar also waiting for the precise moment to enter. "I can't tell how much stronger Kakkarot has become! I am going to have to wait until he gets in battle to see his true power level. The others are useless as usual."

Meanwhile, Gohan and Krillin played with Trunks to pass the time. The infant laughed and pointed at their silly faces and lame jokes in delight. The two males took it as a complement but Bulma wondered if her infant wasn't making fun of them… he was Vegeta's child after all! With laughter and good spirits all around it was as if the threat of the Androids was nothing but a bad dream. May be the future had been altered so much by that boy that they weren't even going to show up at all! Vegeta watched the scene angrily, "How dare they get so close to my son! They are going to ruin him with their weakling earthling shenanigans! Don't they realize we have more important things to worry about! And what is that woman doing? If I wasn't planning the perfect entrance I would carry her home myself!"

Suddenly the Namek barked, "QUIET YOU GUYS! Someone's coming…" Everyone stared ominously towards the sky, expecting the worst.

"It's about fucking time!" Vegeta growled, ready for some action.

Sure enough something was headed straight for them! "You think it's them?" Gohan stammered.

"I can't tell yet," Krillin answered.

Everyone stood their ground as a light blue ship landed in front of them. Instead of an impressive metal killing machine stepping out of the craft it was merely the fat and hairy little Yajirobi. "Argh! You have got to be kidding me? When is this battle going to commence?" Vegeta groaned trying to keep his power down.

"Hey you came to help us find the androids!" Goku exclaimed excitedly upon seeing his old friend.

The little man gave him a stare that screamed 'Fat chance!' but since Goku was an old friend he wouldn't be that rude: "NO WAY!" Or may be not… He handed a bag of senzu beans to the confused warrior, "I just brought these senzu beans from Korin."

Goku's confused state immediately melted away into gratitude. Vegeta took note of the beans, "Those could come in handy. I must remember them."

The fat man left as quickly as he came, leaving everyone to wonder where the androids were. "I can't believe I actually listened to that kid!" Yamcha confidently jumped the gun, "Androids! That's a good one!"

"There he goes- again! Always too quick to quit! He is just trying to get out of it because he is scared!" Bulma thought to herself. "Don't be so literal, you guys! It's only 10:17 am!"

Yamcha looked down at her a little embarrassed; knowing that one of the reasons why she fell out of love with him was that he always tried to flee difficult and scary situations... Like marriage for example. However, he refused to be humiliated by this girl anymore today. "Excuse me, but I think we would have been able to sense their power levels by now!" He said to her as if she was an amateur, "Sorry to disappoint you, Bulma, but those androids just aren't coming!"

KABOOM!

"Moron. They just aren't coming huh?" Vegeta chuckled at Yamcha's shocked and frightened face. "I know who is going to be the first to die, little Pussy Bandit!"

Everyone gasped and watched Yajirobi's craft burn with wide eyes.

"IT'S YAJIROBI!" Krillin cried desperately as they watched the blue ship fall into the surrounded water.

Piccolo was the first to spot them, "YOU GUYS! IT'S THE ANDROIDS! I SEE THEM!"

But before Goku and the others could a get a good look, the two figures had already disappeared into the city. Vegeta, on the other hand, was quicker and flew after the androids. "Let's see what these hunks of metal can do."

Back on the mountain everyone was in an uproar. Where did they go? Why couldn't the Z fighters sense their power levels? What is going on? All of these questions ran through everyone's minds. But Bulma had a different question: "Where is Vegeta?" She knew that there was no way he wouldn't show but why was he taking so long?

Even Goku was at a loss with the androids, "I didn't even sense their power levels!"

Gohan, being the genius he was, came to the startling conclusion that since they are machines they might not have power levels! But then how would they be able to sense where the androids were? How can they size up their enemies without sensing their power levels? The care-free morning had suddenly vanished. The Z fighters were beginning to understand why they had been defeated in the future. The only thing they could do now was search for the androids by spreading out all over the city. Before leaving Goku threw the senzu beans to Bulma and instructed the others to not fight alone if they found the androids. In a flash they had disappeared, leaving Bulma alone… again. This always happened. Why couldn't she be more of a help? Now she just got to baby sit some stupid beans! It was ridiculous! "What is the point of being a genius if I can't help out?" She looked down at her son, who stared after the gleaming trail of light left by the warriors. "Well at least for now I have you, little Trunks!" But she knew that in time her son would join the Z fighters as well and then what would be left for her?

…

Vegeta hid himself carefully between buildings and vehicles as he watched the androids travel through the city. "What strange looking creatures…Not at all what I expected! An old man and a demonic clown! You would think they would try to make them more fierce looking or robotic since they are androids!" Although they did not look like robots their movements were unnatural and cold like a machine. They had no emotional expression whatsoever and did not even blink their eyes. For a few moments they just stood their ground assessing their surroundings. Vegeta waiting impatiently, he wanted something to happen so that he could see just how tough these androids were.

After a few moments get got his wish: "What's up with you two?" Some ridiculous blonde redneck asked the odd-looking androids. Vegeta watched intently as the clown android made his way towards the human. "What? You deaf?" The idiotic man asked. The android did not reply, instead his ice blue eyes began to flicker red.

"Now things are going to get interesting…" Vegeta remarked. He had no intention of stepping in at this moment. He could care less what happened to this imbecile of a man. To the Saiyan Prince, the redneck was a worthy sacrifice for finding out something about this android's power. In a flash the fat android struck the other man with his forehead, sending him crashing to the floor. "Is that all he is going to show me? What a fucking waste of time!" But the act of violence finally brought some life into the machine, who smiled and laughed in a very robotic voice. He then destroyed another man with a punch. Out of no where another ridiculous human signed his death warrant by yelling at the grandpa android. The android slammed his fist into the car of the human, who frantically tried to escape. "They appear to have no mercy," Vegeta thought as he made mental notes of his enemies' movements. Having ripped the engine out of the car, the older android preceded to strangle the human. "This one seems to be even more sadistic than the demonic clown." Indeed the wrinkled android held the poor man by his face, sucking the life for his body. Vegeta watched all of this with no remorse and no intention of stopping it.

As soon as the human was dead the two androids flew into the air and seemingly out of sight. Vegeta kept his position but could see where the two machines had moved. "What happened to these people?" A familiar voice yelled.

The Prince turned to see that Yamcha had arrived. Vegeta rolled his eyes at the pathetic warrior, "The fool doesn't even know that the androids are hovering right above him!"

Finally the two androids began to communicate with one another. "This is not the human we seek. I will identify it. Human is designated male. Warrior Class B. Identified as Yamcha." Spewed out the larger android.

"Who are they seeking? They have data on us? And what is this Class B shit? Pussy Bandit is pushing Class F!"

"Excellent. He will provide us with ample energy," replied the other android. His voice was rough and much more human.

Vegeta's eyes widened at the statement, "Energy? That's what it was doing to the other human- sucking up energy! But how?"

Yamcha was too busy mumbling to himself about not telling the others what he found out to notice that the androids had landed behind him. After a moment he sense their presence, "You two better be careful! There are a couple of androids on the loose and they mean business!" He warned.

"Moron! They are the androids!" Vegeta growled inwardly, but still the Prince had no intention of getting involved.

Yamcha stared at the two strange beings behind him. They had made absolutely no reaction to his warning, which was puzzling. Suddenly he saw the logo on their hats, "R R?RED RIBBON ARMY?" He gasped, "No… It can't be!"

"We are them."

Yamcha jumped back into a fighting stance. "I FOUND THEM!" His heart raced with fear. "I must be strong! Even if I am alone, the others will be here soon! I didn't train these three years for-" But his thoughts were interrupted when the old android grabbed his face and lifted him off of the ground.

Vegeta gasped at how quickly had grabbed Yamcha off guard. This wasn't good for the ex-bandit. The Saiyan knew that Yamcha was probably going to die right now but he didn't move a muscle. In fact the idea never entered his mind even when Yamcha wriggled like a worm in the android's grasp.

Yamcha's eyes widened in pure terror, "I'm going to die! I'm going to die!" He desperately tried to pull the machine's grip away but it was no use. He could feel his strength draining, "I'm so weak… The battle hasn't even started yet and I am going to die… again!" A truck swerved out of the way of the three beings in the road causing an explosion that could be seen from the entire city. "Please help me, someone! I don't want to- AHH" The old android had thrust his hand into Yamcha's chest, letting it slowly travel through to the other side. He could feel the fingers pushing past and through his lungs and ribs. The pain was beyond anything he had ever experienced. He could hair bones crushing, blood spewing, and finally skin breaking as the hand reached the other side.

Vegeta did not flinch the entire time. "Fool, I told you that you would be the first to die." The Warrior smirked knowing that with this first casualty the long awaited battle had finally begun!

Author's Note: Ah so what do you think? These first few android saga ones aren't nearly as interesting, but once Vegeta makes his grand entrance then things get interesting. Was anyone else completely shocked when that happened to Yamcha? I believe "Oh shit" were my exact words ha-ha. Anyways PLEASE REVIEW!