Robin my Houkounin Chapter XXI: Initiation night part I

I do not own Teen Titans, but I do own this story, Kali, and Robix. I do not recomend drinking NyQuil to get drunk, if your gonna get drunk drink vodka and do it right!

Blackfire laid back on her bed, not caring the dirt she got on herself while fighting Beast Boy was now in the sheets. She was still sweaty from the fight, and toyed with the idea of jumping through the shower. She decided against it, it was late enough in the day so she could wait until nightfall. She yawned and rolled onto her stomach. It wasnt a good time for a shower, but it was a great time for a nap. Just as she was about to fall asleep her door slid open. She opened her eyes and listened for footsteps but didnt hear any. 'Means its either my sister or Raven.'

"Hello sister, I wish to speak to you."

'Well that narrows it down.' She opened her eyes and looked at her sister. "About what?"

"We would like you to join the titans."

"Why? I'm really not into it."

"Please? You helped us in the defeat of Marcus, had any one of us not been present we would all have been slain and Robin would be his."

"Come on, I dont wanna, thats your spot little sister."

Starfire cringed. 'If she goes back to calling me baby sister I am going to put a redips nosiop in her bed.' "Please? You have been a valuable addition to the team since arriving. Beast Boy would like it if you joined."

"I dont know."

"Please?"

The more Blackfire thought about it the better it sounded. "Alright, I'll give it a shot. Gotta do something with myself." Blackfire began to suspect something was up when her sister didnt dance about like an idiot. 'She's up to something.'

"I'm glad you will be joining. So, you will be staying here then?"

Blackfire looked at her suspiciously. "Yeah, sure."

Outside the door the titans had theyre ears to the wall. Evesdroping with the doors was impossible because they seemed to open whenever you got close to them. Various snickers could be heard among the group minus Beast Boy, who had been sent out to get nyquill and lots of it.

"Think we should paint her up like a geisha too?" Asked Raven.

"Yeah, I dont see why not. Is Mumbo ready?" Robin looked to Cyborg, who had set up the vat of orange juice.

"Yeah baby, I even dipped him in motor oil. As if he wasnt already slippery enough." Cyborg held up a empty bottle of oil as if to prove his point.

"Nice. And Raven, whats Kali doing through all this?"

Raven shrugged. "She told me she has things to do and Won't be back until its time to feed Starfire."

"And Jinx?"

Raven smiled. "Already tied up and hung upside down."

Cyborg and Robin looked at her and sweat dropped. "Rae, you realize we're not ready for that part right? We're like two hours from that." Cyborg couldnt do anything but point at her.

"Raven... You at least left the rope short enough so she's not neck deep in the O.J. Right?"

Raven sighed. "I wish. She's in there with Mumbo making sure he stays out of trouble. Do you guys have any idea how much of that stuff she's going to have to drink? Remember, a tamaranians metabolism is more like a blast furnace."

"She doesnt have to be too drunk, she just has to believe we're in trouble."

"Hey I told Beast Boy to get two cases. Who knows how a tamaranian reacts to a little alcahol? Hey we have ropes strong enough to hold me up right? I don't wanna have to go through the car wash to get orange pulp off me."

Inside the room Starfire smiled and hugged her sister. She had agreed to join. "Congratulations sister, you are now a titan. There is just one thing you must do."

'Yeah, heres where they get you.' "And whats that?"

"Initiation."

"What?"

"You will see, it is most interesting. It will be fun."

Beast Boy set down his cases of Nyquill on the table and looked around. He screamed like a little girl when he found himself surrounded by darkness and felt a hand pulling his hair. He came out of the darkness eye to eye with Mumbo, and found his head was sticking out of his top hat. "AH! What the hell? It isnt time yet Mumbo!" He saw Jinx sitting nearby watching with some interest. He wondered if she heard him scream.

"Well, its not a rabbit but close enough. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Just do a rabbit already, you said you could."

Beast Boy tried to worm his way back through the hat but couldnt. He looked up at Mumbo nervously when he sat the hat on the floor and stood back. "What are you doing?"

"Sending you back!" Mumbo laughed again and weilded a giant mallet over his head. "Its like whakamole!" Beast Boy screamed. "Come on kid, Its an act. No one gets hurt, its magic!"

Beast Boy looked up. "Really?"

Mumbo laughed. "NO! This part really whales!" And so he brought the gigantic mallet down on Beast Boys head. It propelled him back through the hat to where he had been. He turned to Jinx. "I can do the president, want me to do the president?"

"Nah, get the democratic candidate, and let me hold the mallet."

Beast Boy groaned on the kitchen floor, holding his head. "Owww. How much abuse is my head supposed to take in a day?" He whined. "Its unfair!"

Blackfire- all dressed up like a japanese geisha- was lead into the kitchen. She had seen herself in the mirror after the makup was applied and her hair fixed and wondered why she let them do this to her. 'This is ridiculous, I cant believe I let this happen. This is so not me.' Blackfire let herself be led to the table and sat down in front of many bottles of medecine. She looked over the faces of the titans around her and they were all grinning impishly. "Uh, whats this about?" Robin cleared his throat but the others continued grinning.

"This, is initiation. You have to drink all these, and then your in." Robin unsealed the first bottle and popped the safety seal. He set it down in front of her.

'Oh no it even smells gross.' She hesitated and it was just enough for Robin to exploit it.

"Of course, if your afraid or anything you dont have to do this."

Blackfire refrained from growling at him as the others laughed. Instead she grabbed the first bottle in front of her and downed it. It was horrible, and she spent a full thirty seconds trying not to be ill coughing and gagging wildly. "What is this crap?" She asked, her voice still ragged from the coughing and choking.

"Nyquill, drink enough and you get drunk." Cyborg told her. He uncapped another and set it down. "Drink up."

Blackfire looked over the faces of the titans. 'This is it, I am going to kill them all...' "I hate you all." With that she picked up the second bottle and slammed it down. She coughed a little less this time, but gagged just as much. A bucket was produced in case she couldnt hold it back but she pushed it away. Instead she put the two finished containers in it.

"Yes sister, two are down and only forty-six are left to go."

As it would turn out, alcohal, a depressant had a profound affect on a tamaranian. By the tenth bottle Blackfire had turned green under the makeup and was starting to slur words. She had nearly thrown up a few times in between bottles. The alcohal slowed her metabolism and went straight to her brain. She had taken up giggling, and was now embarassing herself.

"Dude! She's so wasted." Laughed Beast Boy. A few titans nodden theyre heads in agreement and snickered.

Blackfire turned her head to face him as she downed her eleventh bottle, her eyes were dull and her speech was off. "Who wasthed?"

Beast Boy laughed. "No one you know, keep it up." He yiped slightly when she grabbed him and pulled him onto her knee and made him sit.

"You know, I like you. Your alright, so damned green thou." Blackfire giggled and gagged. "This stuff is awefull who's bright idea was who's bright idea was this?" She examined an empty bottle as if it were something important. "I remember an old saying..." Blackfire drifted off for a minute.

"What saying?" Asked Robin.

"Huh?"

"Nevermind. Keep going." Said Raven. She popped another bottle and set it in front of Blackfire.

She lifted the bottle shakily and almost put it in Beast Boys mouth instead of hers. She spilled some of it on him and laughed. "Oops, you had an accident." Everyone laughed and Beast Boy groaned.

"Do you know how much that makes my fur stick? Its not funny." He tried to get up from Blackfires lap but she held him in place.

"You try this." She dumped the bottle out on Beast Boys head and luaghed some more before starting a new one. Beast Boy's head was now dripping wet and everyone was laughing at him. She guzzled another bottle, burped and gagged. Then she noticed Beast Boy in her lap, she had forgotten he was there. "Get off my lap you perv." She pushed him away a bit roughly. She had an itch on her face and scratched it, first the wrong side of her face and then she remembered the differance between left and right. She smudged the makeup all over and uncovered her skin. It had gone from orange to slightly green.

"Perhaps you have had enough sister?" Asked Starfire. She giggled at her sisters confused expression.

"STARFIRE! When did you get here?"

Starfire giggled more along with everyone else. "Sister, I live here."

Blackfire went bug-eyed. "No shit? I live here too!" She popped another bottle and offered it to Starfire, unfortunately she offered it neck down and it spilled out onto the floor. "Here you gotta try some of this." She noticed the bottle empty in her hand. "You must like it to drink it that fast."

"Hey Blackfire, have another." Said Cyborg. He was laughing so hard he didnt notice her throw a empty bottle at his head. It bounced off harmlessly.

"Don't boss me 'round. I..." She gagged. "Am a princess, and I order you to give me another." She sneezed and burped at the same time and a flame ignited. "Whoa!"

"Cooooool." Droned Beast Boy.

"Oh my."

"Oh boy."

"Oh no."

"Booya!"

Blackfire giggled. "Escuse me. I think I can do that on purpose." Before anyone could stop her another alcohol fueled belch was let loose and scorched a hole in the table. "Weee." She drank down another bottle with no problem, and followed it up with another.

"Dont do that, please sister?"

Blackfire had to focus her eyes to see Starfire. "Starfire, when did you get here? Watch this, I learned a new trick." And before anyone could say not to another flaming belch let loose and made the hole in the table bigger.

Beast Boy and Cyborg were rolling around on the ground laughing. They couldnt even form words anymore they laughed so hysterically.

Robin leaned closer to Raven. "Get that second case out of here, we dont need it, and I think she's drunk enough."

Raven smiled. Part two would be fun, and every camera in the tower was going to record it for future viewing. She was about to teleport the second box away when Blackfire turned her attention on her.

"And you Raven... Does that suit give you wedgies?"

Raven sputtered, caught off guard and in the middle of a spell she lost her focus and the box, table, and a few chairs dissapeared. They reapeared several miles high out over the ocean, never to be seen again. "What?" She pulled her hood down over hey eyes to hide the blush.

Beast Boy and Cyborg continued rolling around laughing at the thought of Raven having to fix a wedgie and Blackfire finished the last bottle she had, the rest had been teleported to parts unknown. "A wedgie. Do-you-get-wedgies?"

Raven ignored her and turned to Robin. "She hasnt had much, why is she this... off?"

Robin shrugged. "Looks like alcohal effects them more than us, it wouldnt be the first weird thing we've learned about tamaranians."

Beast Boy stood up and got in Blackfire's face. He put his hands out in front of him flat. "Alright, Blackfire. You'r walking down a hallway." He paused only long enough for her to nod her head. "You take a right, a left, another right, BRICK WALL!"

"AAH!" Blackfire yelled and fell out of her seat. Everyone laughed and Beast Boy helped her get up. He turned to the others as she hummed silently to herself.

"Guys, she's too drunk for part two. We gotta let it wear off a bit." Another flaming burp followed by a 'wee' behind him proved his point.

"She has got to teach us that." Said Cyborg.

"Alright guys, what do we do with her in the meantime? We can't let her sleep it off and she could be downright dangerous like this."

Cyborg went to the fridge and pulled out some cold pizza and began eating. "We could just let her sit there for a while, thats nice and safe isnt it?" He said Between bites.

Starfire, pleased with her sisters happy demeaner crept up on the older girl. "Sister?"

"Baby sister!"

"Perhaps you would like to recite the poem of over indulgance with me? All three thousand lines perhaps?"

Across the room everyone took cover and covered theyre ears. Blackfire watched them and then looked to her wrist for a watch that was not there, but she didnt know that. "I'm sorry Starfire." She hickuped. "I only have time for four thousand lines, another time maybe?"

Everyone sighed with relief, and Raven pulled Starfire away before she could further try to convince her sister. "No poems." She told the girl.

"But-"

"NO poems!" Repeated the group.

Across the room Blackfire felt the urge to vomit, and remembered the bucket. She held it under her just as the vile stuff rose in her throat and shot out her mouth, but something was wrong, she couldnt place it but something wasnt right with this. "I dont feel good." She said before hurling some more.

Beast Boy saw her puke and turned greener. "Dude, gross."

Robin groaned and cursed under his breath. "For the love of.. grrr. She's got the damn bucket upside down."

"Not it." Said Raven.

Beast Boy, who had always had a weak gag reflex gagged at the sight of Blackfire throwing up and threw up on the floor in front of him. Starfire next to him saw this and turned green.

"Oh no. It smells." Starfire held her stomach and backed up a few steps before letting her own stomach empty.

"Not it." Said Robin. He went to back up from Beast Boys mess but stepped in Starfire's. He saw this and added his own contribution to the floor. "Auh shit!"

Raven, visibly shaken was turning green and twitching. "I...Dont...Do...Sic- BLEH!"

This left Cyborg, who had been eating while this happened. The smells hit him and he tried to shut off his stomach but it was too late. Pizza among other things hit the floor with a splat in front of him. "Oooooooh. Not cool."

Oblivious to everyone elses problem Blackfire realized what her problem was. "Hey guys. My buckets upside down, is that a problem?"

In the other room, unaware of the problem outside Jinx was having a good time torturing the presidential hopefull of the democratic party. The first time Mumbo pulled him through she had shaved his head before hitting him, and the second time she had applied makup as his head was stuck, imobile in Mumbo's hat. It was fun, but now she had a much better idea.

"Alright Mumbo you know the drill." Jinx watched Mumbo pull up his sleave and reach into the had. Because his victim no longer had any hair Mumbo had to pull him through by the lips, but that wasnt a problem. He handed the hat to Jinx, the screaming head of the democrats most talented flip flopper poking through the top.

"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I'M JOHN KERREDY! NO ONE DOES THIS TO ME!"

Jinx ignored the screaming. "Shut up, you might wanna close your mouth." Jinx turned the hat around so Kerredy could see the next torture.

"NO! YOU WOULDNT!"

"Gonna stop flip-flopping?"

"Yes...No... Maybe?"

"Wrong answer." Jinx put the head of Kerredy in the toilet and flushed. He made alot of gurgling noises and she soon pulled him out. She set him on the floor and retrieved the malet. "You know the drill."

"Don't touch me with that! I'm John Kerredy!" He was visibly shell shocked, and his sanity was now questionable, or to be accurate more questionable than it had been.

"Tell your running mate John K' Eddy I'll see him soon." Jinx raised the mallet and brought it down on Kerredy, propelling his head back down through the hat and back onto his body, which had been running around the DNC without its head. Within the hour the presidents campaign would run an add claiming the contender litteraly didnt have a good head on his shoulders, and the flip flopper would later lose the election, and his sanity.

Outside cleanup had begun, the room stank of pizza, nyquill, coagulated blood and other vile things. Blackfire still sat in her chair, supervising the cleanup operation. Each titan was working over the scene with a mop and bucket, and none of them looked too good.

"Duuude." Beast Boy came closer to Robin to mop. "No more nyquill initiation."

"You missed a spot." Blackfire let loose another flaming belch. "Weee." Everyone ignored her.

"Beast Boy, dont talk about it. Lets get this over with, and get on to part two. This never happened."

"Yeah, at least she might not even remember it." He pointed a thumb over his shoulder at Blackfire.

"If you would stop talking about it we might all be able to forget about it." Said Cyborg from across the room.

Beast Boy grumbled. "Well what about her? She's not even moping!" He pointed at Raven, who was sitting on the couch. Her mop and bucket were encased in black energy and seemed to be acting on theyre own. "Thats so unfair."

Robin knocked him on the head with his mop handle. "Its still moping. Shut up, and just get this done."

"Friends we must not argue. We all share equal blame in this disgusting misfortune."

Robin looked to Cyborg. "Did you get the puking on camera?"

"Yeah, unfortunately."

"Delete it, I couldnt watch it without throwing up again." Robin shivered at the thought of it.

Soon the mess was cleaned, and the titans all sat on the couch, still looking green. They decided to let Blackfire sober up a little before part two of her initiation so that they wouldnt be upside down so soon.

Starfire laid down on her little section of the couch. "I still do not feel well. That is the first time I have done that in so long, I forgot how unpleasant it was."

"We shoulda made Beast Boy clean it, he coulda done his squid thing and held all eight mops." Cyborg covered his face with his hands. "I still feel sick."

"You flop it you mop it." Said Beast Boy.

"That doesnt make sense." Raven paused and put her hood back. "But then again not much of what you say does."

"Yeah, but it rhymed. Thats the important part."

Robin looked at him. "I dont know what it is, but sometimes I just want to hit you."

At this moment Blackfire fell over the edge of the couch and splayed across the laps of several titans. "Hello!" She didnt even mind when she was pushed off onto the floor. "Goodbye." She laughed.

"Duuude, how long is she going to be like this? She barely drank enough to get a human drunk, and look at her!"

Cyborg shook his head to clear the sick feeling out. "I dont care how long, we're getting the rest of this on tape, and its gonna be great man. Imagine when she finds out she chased him for no reason! Its gonna be great. Oh yeah!"

Everyone blinked and looked at him. "Uh, Cy? You feeling alright?"

"Yes friend Cyborg. You have us worried. You did not say 'booya' like you normally do."

"I didnt?" Everyone shook theyre heads. "Ok then, BOOYA!"

Blackfire picked herself up off the ground. "Chase wha? Oh, hello Starfire. When did you get here?" She tripped and face planted. When she rolled over all the titans were standing above her. "Oh, hello everyone. I had the weirdest dream, and you were there-" She pointed at Raven. "- and you were there, and you were there, and you were there." She pointed and addressed the rest of the group.

"How was the dream sister?"

"Oh it was awefull."

Robin sat back down. "Alright, lets let her sober a bit more, and we do part two. Everyone still with me?"

I'm ending it here... quite possibly the funniest chapter yet, but the next one might top it. We'll see. Hope you all enjoyed it, so leave a review and let me know what you think.