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Chapter 19: Hangover (Part 2)
Prophet's P.O.V.
I gathered ron and vlad over to a booth to discuss today's matters. "Okay, so it seems we went into a hangover last night. The problem is, we can't seem to remember what actually happened. We need clues", I stated sternly. "Sorry prophet, can't remember a thing", ron said to my disappointment. "Same over here-wait a second! Why is there a phone number on my visor", vlad exclaimed. "That seems to be our first clue, so call the number", I urged.
He quickly dialed the number in before calling. It took a while before the caller answered. "Hello, whose this...Oh, hey. So, how's your day", he asked before walking away from us. He seems to be fond of the caller, which proves why his voice went soft. He then ended the call before sitting back with us. "So, who was the caller", ron asked curiously. "It was my girlfriend, I don't know what happened, but I think we made up", he said happily. "Did she say how you got together or where we went", I asked impatiently.
"Actually, you were the one who put us back together. Also, she said we went to tundra express to visit someone", he stated. "Come on men, we're heading to tundra express", I said before we all started to hurry.
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It took longer then expected to get here because two people wouldn't stop complaining on how cold it is, especially since they ran into a varkid nest. We walked a little longer before seeing tina's house. I ran over to the house before knocking on the garage door. "Who the hell is knocking at this hour-oh hey Prophie", she greeted. "I see you brought Ninja Junior and Sir drunk-a-lot." "Tina, could you tell us what happened when we got here, we all forgot what happened", I asked. "Well today's your lucky day. I'll tell you everything, as soon as you say we're BFFs", she demanded. "I thought we were already BFFs, don't you remember that one time when we were blowing up bandits", I asked, hoping she would remember. "How could I forget about that, we were having so much fun", she stated.
"So can you please tell us what happened", I pleaded. "Yesterday, when you three walked here, you asked on how to get this girl to like you. I was like damn, and then you were like I know. So I gave you advice and then you left", she explained. "Also, all three of you were wearing tuxedoes." "Do you remember anything else", I asked. "Well, I did hear you talk to gaige", she stated.
Once said, I walked away from them before calling her ECHO. I was relieved when she picked up, but the sound of her voice worried me. "Gaige, why is your voice hoarse", I asked. "I don't know how, but I think something happened last night", she stated. "Is there anything you remember", I asked eagerly. "All I remember was being at moxxi's bar, then the next moment, I'm here with a hoarse voice", she said. "Also, there's a wedding dress besides me." "Alright, I'll see you later back at the cave-wait a sec, I'm getting a call", I said before hanging up on her and answering the call.
"Hello, who's this", I asked. "It's me, vera", she greeted. "Oh vera, uh...hi", I greeted, feeling a bit awkward.
"Hello shawn, it's great to see you"
"Why is your voice hoarse"
"Not sure why, but I only remember when you took me out for a drink"
"Look, is there anything around you that isn't where it shouldn't be"
"Nothing much, except of course a wedding dress"
"Could you try at least remember"
"I don't know, what's in it for me"
"If you could remember, we could maybe...go on a date"
"Well, I do remember that everyone we know went to a wedding and they might have been drunk"
"Thank you vera"
"I'll see you on our date"
"Alright...bye"
"I'm hoping this is over", I said to myself before walking back to them. "So, do you know anything about what happened last night", vlad asked. "It seems that we went to a church to some wedding", I replied. "So what are we waiting for, let's get to the church", ron stated quite happily. "Why does going to a church make you happy", I asked. "So I get to make fun of the priest and their beliefs", he stated. However, he didn't expect me to grab his neck and try to strangle him to death. "What the heck did I do", he asked as tried to pry my arms off. "You do not make fun of my religion. If you do, you die", I warned before letting him go.
"Now then, let's get back to the cave", I announced before we all left.
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Once we arrived, we immediately went into my room. I looked through my closet thoroughly before finding a 3 tuxedoes. "Here are the tuxedoes, now all we need now is some sort of photo of recorded video", I stated. "If we had any." "Well, it looks like we're going to clueless for- Hey! Look, there's a recorded log on my echo", vlad stated. "Finally, we can now know what happened", I said in triumph before playing the ECHO log.
ECHO Log #1
"We are gathered together on this beautiful afternoon for these three as they exchange vows of their everlasting love towards one another", a priest announced. "Prophet, will you take Gaige and Vera to be your wives, your partners in life and your true love? Will you cherish their friendship and love them today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor them, laugh with them and cry with them? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you three shall live."
"I do", I said rather normally.
Gaige and Vera, will you take Prophet to be your husband, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish his friendship and love him today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor him, laugh with him and cry with him? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you three shall live?
"We do", they said in unison.
"Prophet, you may now kiss the brides", the priest announced.
I was a bit shocked once I heard the entire recording. I looked at Ron who was in shock while Vlad look like he wanted to kill me, if I could what face he made beneath the helmet. I put my hands in my pocket do to the awkwardness, but found something. "Wait a sec. There are photos in my pocket", I stated before pulling them out. "Here's a picture of Ron as the best man with vlad, gaige and vera in their wedding gowns, Salvador drinking beer through the window, ron and me choking each other, and vlad hugging his sister", I stated. "And a photo of us doing the waltz."
I tucked the photos inside my pocket and hid vlad's ECHO. "Gentlemen, this never happened", I stated. "Agreed", they said in unison before they left to their rooms. However, I was left with one question. What am I going to do about the date.
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