Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank

by Harmony-Rose Blake

A load of short letters between the characters. May contain spoilers for all the books! I suck at summaries so you're better off just reading it. Rated T just to be safe.

21. Warning

Dear Drivers,

DO NOT PARK HERE.

The wrath of the Ancients will fall upon your head. Your shoelaces will not stay tied. Rabid squirrels will invade your home. Food in your fridge will mysteriously spoil. Your vehicle will start making that expensive knocking sound again and no-one will talk to you at parties.

Yours sincerely,

Skulduggery Pleasant

P.S You will also seriously anger the owner of this parking space.

Skulduggery Pleasant likes parking near the entrance of the Sanctuary.

Hi guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, computer kind of broke on me. I'm thinking of doing a crossover story between 'Skulduggery Pleasant' and 'The Dark Knight'. I kind of like the idea of Skulduggery & co. meeting Batman and the Joker. Should I do it? Let me know!

Harmony xxx