Enjoy chapter…um…I forgot, any who I do not own Naruto! I started school two weeks on Tuesday. And tomorrow I don't wanna go! I am so happy that I only have two more years of school….but then there's college…. This is a very short chapter seeing that I can't get on the computer until the weekend. Oh yeah the saying that Naruto said last chapter is mine so don't steal it!

VK: Neh I noticed that Kimimaro changed the story some but fear not! I will not fall for any more tricks!

??: Fall for what tricks?

VK: (turns around) Ummm…..X.X (fainted AGAIN)

Itachi: I think we killed her little brother.

Sasuke: Yeah I think we did (pokes me with a stick)

Itachi: Well let's start the chapter off with us shall we.

Sasuke: Yeah let's! Oh yeah Kakurine does not own Naruto!


"Tobi you take care of the Konoha ANBU over there while I take care of these sand ninja," Sasori said.

"Yeah Tobi thinks he will take care of them," Tobi slowly starts walking over to the Uchiha brothers.

"Why don't you take off your mask Itachi?" Tobi smirks under his mask.

"Why don't you take off yours Madara?" He reaches up lifting the side of his mask up too look at Itachi.

"And who might this little kid be?" A vein pops up on Sasuke's head.

"L-Little kid?! I'll show him!" Sasuke reaches into his weapon pouch; Itachi holds his hand out in front of Sasuke.

"Sasuke stay out of this," Itachi pulls off his mask.

"But Itac-"

"Sasuke listen I need you to go back to Shisui and tell him to get the Kazekage to Konoha immediately!" Itachi jumps toward Madara/Tobi with is Kanata raised.

"Temari you go with Sasuke-San!" Kankuro said before dodging the puppet's tail.

"W-What?! Kankuro you know that I have wanted to fight an Akatsuki member for the longest!" Temari said as she also dodged the tail.

"Too bad sis but he is a puppet master, so I want to fight him." Temari glares at Kankuro.

"Fine but if another Akatsuki member shows up, then he is mine!" Temari jumps off with Sasuke.

"Enough with the talk, I hate waiting so fight now." Posioness Senbon then shots from the puppet's mouth at Kankuro.

"This should prove as an interesting fight," Madara said before completely taking off his mask. (sasusaku0129 you are going to get your request very very soon :D I just have to plan it out more.)


"So are you going to fight me or are you going to run away again?" Sakia tilts her head to the side.

"Damn it she got out of the Jutsu!" Shikamaru's shadow returns to him.

"It would be such a drag to fight you," Shikamaru rubs his left shoulder while his other hand was in his pocket.

"Is that all you can say is 'troublesome' and 'what a drag'?" Sakia smirks before disappearing.

"Where the hell did she just go?!" Shikamaru starts looking around.

"Looking for me?" Sakia kicks Shikamaru in the back causing him to fall forward.

Shikamaru quickly catches himself before jumping away from Sakia.

"Neh Lazy-Kun why do you keep running from me?" She jumps at Shikamaru again.

"Damn it!" he dodges all the kicks and punches aimed at him.

"I have to find a way to distract her….. I'll have the average if I have her in the forest but I need to figure out how to get her in there." ( it is very simple Shikamaru….DROP KICK HER!!...sorry about that.)

There's no use of trying to figure out a plan…you will never beat me so just give up."


Sakura pulls her hand out of Jiraiya's body as he fell to the ground.

"Neh Jiraiya-Kun you were no fun at all!" she watches as blood surrounded Jiraiya's body.

"I guess I have to kill you now!" Sakura reaches into her weapon pouch pulling out a Kunai.

"Sakura don't kill Jiraiya just yet."

"But daddy he is laying here helpless and weak!" She drops to her knees holding the Kunai above Jiraiya's head.

"I know he is but I need you to come and take care of Tsunade... I have something very important to do in this village."

"Fine!" pushing herself to her feet Sakura looks down at Jiraiya before disappearing in a cloud of smoke.


"Tsunade I did not come to this village to fight you….i came here for something very very important and I don't need you in my way!" Orochimaru dodges a punch from Tsunade.

"I don't give a damn about what you have to do…. I'll avenge Sarutobi-Sensei!" Tsunade kicks Orochimaru under the chin causing him to fly up in the air.

"I have to make this quick, Jiraiya might be have some type of trouble with Sakura." Tsunade jumps up in the air and starts punching Orochimaru in the face.

Dodging one of her punches Orochimaru hits Tsunade in the stomach, falling to the ground Sakura appears behind Tsunade kicking her in the back causing her to fall to the ground faster.

"Tsunade-Chan your match is with me now." Sakura watches as Tsunade slowly stands up.

"Daddy you can go now I'll handle her." Sakura runs towards Tsunade punching her in the jaw causing her to slide in the dirt.

"Don't kill her either Sakura and I mean it." Orochimaru then disappears in a cloud of smoke.

"Aw damn I wanted to kill her!" Sakura jumps into the air when Tsunade punch the ground beneath them.


"Um Kimimaro did you find any information about Orochimaru-Sama's daughter?" Tayuya and Kimimaro stop in a park sitting on a bench.

"No." Kimimaro then starts rubbing his left shoulder.

"So what are we going to do if we don't have any information?"

"We go back to the base or to Konoha." Tayuya and Kimimaro both looked up seeing a red head standing in front of them.

"Did YOU find any information?" Kabuto shakes his head before looking behind him.

"I ran into a little trouble earlier so now the guys are after me."

"Why didn't you kick their ass?!" Kimimaro looks over at Tayuya.

"Well this is a secret mission and we can't afford to get caught."

"Right."

"Orochimaru-Sama sent a message saying to meet him in Konoha Forest right now."

"What does he want us to do Kabuto-San?" Kimimaro leans back into the bench.

"He said that it is a secret and he will tell us once we are in Konohagakure."

"Alright."

"A secret mission? Orochimaru? Does that mean Tayuki isn't from this village?" Ryuko hides in one of the trees above Kabuto, Kimimaro, and Tayuya masking his Chakra. Before spying on them he made a couple of hands signs turning him invisible. (Its lame I know)

"Can we transform back to our normally selves now?" Kabuto looks around making sure that no one was around.

"I guess it is alright seeing that I do not sense anyone around us."

There was a poof of smoke before it revealed Kabuto, Kimimaro, and Tayuya's true form.

"Finally!! I hate playing the fucking nice girl!" Ryuko continues to look at Tayuya.

"So that's her true form huh? I better report this two the Mizukage right away!" Ryuko then disappears in a cloud of smoke. (I just use one of the Kages' because I don't know who rules the Rain Village)

"Shit! I think we were found out!"

"What!?" Tayuya looks up at the tree.

"We need to get out of here!" Just then twenty ANBU surrounded Tayuya, Kimimaro, and Kabuto. (O.O that was fast)

"You guys aren't going anywhere!" Ryuko steps from behind some of the ANBU looking at Tayuya.

"I should have known that you worked for Orochimaru!" Tayuya smirks before reaching for her flute on her waist.

"I may work for Orochimaru but I really did want to know about if he had a daughter or not." Tayuya places the flute to her lips.

"Kabuto-San should we fight or just run away?" Kimimaro slowly reaches up pulling out a bone from his shoulder while looking at Ryuko. (that still kind of scares me when he does that)

"We need to take care of them quickly and get to Konoha." Kabuto then starts making hand signs causing his hands to be surrounded by Chakra.

"Very well then." Kimimaro then jumps toward Ryuko.


"Kakashi are we just going to stand here having a glaring contest or are we going to fight?" Zabuza points his sword at Kakashi.

"I was waiting for you to start." Kakashi reaches into his weapon pouch pulling out for Shuriken.

"Why? So you can copy my moves again?"

"Not really." he then throws the Shuriken at Zabuza.

Blocking all for Shuriken Zabuza runs twoard Kakashi swinging his sword at him.

"I still have to be careful because of my wounds." Kakashi jumps away from Zabuza landing on a tree branch.

"Oh so you are going to keep on running away again just like earlier huh?"

"As I said before not really." Kakashi jumps down from the branch.

"Enough talk just fight me!"


I know that this was a freaking short story but I have homework to do T.T I hate homework, but I will update on the weekend. I think this chapter was pretty stupid, but what can you expect when you're to sleepy (lazy) to do anything. Any who please leave a review or I will cry! Sorry for any mistakes. Today is Kakashi's birthday!