/ Celestia wants to have some fun! (Lightingace Chapter) -Honorary dedication to a favorite reader!/ Story: New Land, New Customs, New Life...New Love?/ by StormHoof/-/
It was around a couple hours later that I turned back to a human, and even then I wasn't aware of it. I was too busy being passed out in Luna's bed. I have to tell you, going heels to jesus with a princess, it takes a lot out of you. I lied there for a while, having been woken up by bright, blinding sunlight pouring through the window. I rolled over and lied there for a bit before I felt Luna climb into the bed and wrap her hooves around me. It felt nice.
"I must say, last night was the most fun I have ever had." she whispered in my ear. Even in a whisper, she sounded tired.
"Well you did start you duties feeling much better did you not?" said another voice now in the room.
"Tia! Must you always ruin the moment." Luna laughed. I just sat there, frozen inside myself. I never even heard her come in, let alone teleport in.
"Alan? Are you ok?" she asked.
"Uh...yeah, sure, just gimme a sec to get my heart started again." I said. Luna and her sister both laughed. Once my heart was going again, I got up and noticed that after no longer being a stallion, I no longer had clothes either. I was standing there in the nude, in front of both Princesses, and one of them I just recently slept with. I knew I shouldn't be shy or anything, but it didn't stop me from blushing profusely and to try to cover myself up.
"Oh, there will be no need for worry dear Alan. I brought you some clothing from Rarity. She said she had made you an entire weeks worth for giving her the time of her life." Celestia chuckled, making me blush even more.
"Uh, thanks." I said, grabbing the clothing that had somehow appeared on the end of the bed without my knowing. I still felt the need for privacy so I stepped into Luna's bathroom and got dressed, and made sure my hair was manageable. It was starting to get long.
"Alright, I'm awake, dressed and hungry, so...where do we eat?" I asked, my stomach grumbling in agreement.
"If you'll follow me." Celestia said, "And goodnight dear sister, sleep well."
"Goodnight Tia, and Goodnight to you Alan." Luna replied, a sly seductive look gracing her beautiful face.
Once we left her room, Celestia lead me to a very large room, which at first I thought was the throne room, but when I looked toward the middle, there was a long table, possibly oak, with a white and dark blue tablecloth laid out on it. There was two plates, one at the head of the Blue end, and one in front of the seat next to it.
"Uh, Princess?"
"Yes?"
"Why are we sitting at the Blue end, isn't it Luna's?" I asked.
"Actually, that is my seat. We sit on opposite sides so neither of us feels we are above the other. Especially after Luna's "Incident", and we wouldn't want that again. I wouldn't be able to stand losing her for another thousand years." Celestia said sadly.
"I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean to upset you." I told her. It was true, I didn't mean to upset her or make her feel bad, and because I did, I felt like an ass.
"It's nothing dear Alan. It's nothing, now why don't we go eat. Shall we?" she said motioning to the table with an outstretched hoof. I smiled, glad she could forgive me. I walked over and making sure I didn't forget this time, I pulled out her seat and waited for her to sit before I pushed her in. I then took my seat.
"Mmmmh, a Gentlecolt huh? Not very many of them these days. They're all far too self absorbed." she laughed. I joined her in laughter, and to be honest I couldn't help it. Her laugh was so beautiful and so amazing that it was contagious. She laughed, and I felt like I had to laugh too. Once we were able to calm down, some of the castle servants came out and asked what we wanted. I asked for some fruit and sugar, and Celestia went for a more tasty diet of a hay and cheese omelette with a glass of white wine.
"So Alan, have you thought of what you are going to do today?" she asked.
"Actually, I had a question, how do you feel about pranks?" I said.
"Hmmm, well I do enjoy a good prank, especially if it's on an unsuspecting subject. I don't know why, but I love the looks on their faces when a prank goes well." she replied.
"Good, how about for our date, we spend the day doing some pranks." I said as I took a bite out of an apple that happened to have a little more sugar than any other piece.
"A-a date?" Celestia said, obviously surprised.
"Yeah, a date. I can't leave you out, plus come time for the end of the day, we'll be meeting up with the other girls. I told Pinkie Pie that we were going to have a big party and that it will only be for my herd, to show my love for all of you." I explained.
"Well, that does sound like fun. How about this, we can get started in about three hours. I still have a few royal duties I have to do. So why don't you use that time to think of targets and pranks." she replied.
"Alright, sounds good, where do you want to meet?" I asked.
"We'll meet out in the gardens. Until then Alan." She said as she trotted away.
"Until then." I replied.
THREE HOURS LATER
I stood in the gardens waiting for her to show up. Over the course of three hours, I manage to come up with quite a few good pranks, and one which I think might be a good one for Conner or whatever his name his. Prick.
I waited about five minutes before Celestia finally showed up.
"Hello Alan."
"Hey, how went the royal duties?" I asked.
"As same as ever. So where are we going to start?" she said, sounding like and eager schoolfilly about to do something bad.
"Okay, here's the plan."
Once I finished explaining what the first prank was, I had her cast a summoning spell. And in less than a second, standing in front of us was a cyan unicorn with a platinum mane and tail. She was wearing a hat and cape, all covered with stars and moons.
"What is the meaning of bringing Trixie here?!" She said angrily until she looked up and noticed that Celestia was standing there.
"Oh, your highness, Trixie meant no disrespect, Trixie just isn't used to being summoned to the castle. Or summoned at all." She laughed nervously.
"Okay, so your Trixie." I said, startling her a bit.
"Oh my, who is this handsome creature Trixie see's before her?" She said, creeping closer to get a better look.
"Okay, listen. We're not here to talk about me. Celestia and I, we're planning a prank, and we need your help. There is another human here in the castle and we need you to go to him and when we give the signal, you will tie him up. Once that's done we will tell you the next part of the prank. Alright?" I said.
"Ok, Trixie understands. Where is the "human" located?" she asked.
Celestia lit up her horn and lifted her head.
"He's in his room, looking out the window, third floor, second door on the right." she said.
"And what does Trixie get out of this?" she said, getting a bit of attitude again.
"Trixie won't be banished to the moon." Celestia said, getting a mischievous grin on her face.
"Trixie would be happy to do it for free!" she said nervously chuckling. She immediately turned and headed into the castle. Celestia and I followed her in and up two flights of stairs until we reached his room. We waited.
Trixie trotted into the room to find another creature like the one that pulled her into this prank. She was about to act when she looked at his face. He was much more handsome than the other one. He had an air about him that just oozed confidence and danger.
"Um, h-hello." she said, nervously.
"Who's ther- oh, uh, h-hello." he said. Trixie could tell he was a tough stallion, or "human" as the other one had called him, and she looked up to find him staring at her.
"Wh-who are you?" he asked. "You remind me of somebody I was sent after before."
"Trixie is my name. And Trixie would also like to know your name?" she asked.
"Uh, the names Conner. You have a very pretty mane." He said, obviously awestruck.
Trixie blushed and turned her head to the side. She never had a coltfriend, let alone one who was as handsome as Conner was. He was downright amazing!
"Uh, thank you. Trixie would like to know more about you, if you don't mind Trixie asking." she said, completely forgetting about the two who were outside his door.
I stood there watching Conner fall for her. I had to be honest, I wasn't expecting them to fall for eachother like that. It didn't go the way I planned at all.
"Alan, what do we do now?" Celestia asked as we made our way out.
"Well, we move on to the next target. Rainbow Dash. Hey Celestia?" I asked.
"Yes?"
"You wouldn't happen to have any connections with the Wonderbolts or their leader or captain or whatever commands them or leads them. Would you?"
"Actually, I do. What did you have in mind?" she asked.
"Well, heres the Idea. We get the leader to come down, and we place a spell on them. and then, I know this might be mean, but we tell Dash that the leader would like to talk with her. and we'll have the leader come into the room and as soon as Dash is in, we activate the spell and the leader will look as though they burst into flames. But the flames need to be harmless, otherwise this could go very bad. Got all that?" I asked.
"Got it. I'll notify Spitfire and have her meet us in Ponyville." she replied.
"Spirfire?" I asked.
"Yes, she's the captain of the Wonderbolts." Celestia said as she pulled a piece of parchment out of nowhere and began writing. Once she was finished, she sent it in a burst of magic.
"So, off to ponyville?"
"Off to ponyville."