After the ten minute break, everyone came back to the stage for more rehearsal for the play. Kakashi sighed before speaking in the microphone
"Class, we have kinda bad news. The person, Sari, who is playing the March Hare… is moving today and cannot play the part. So we need to fill that spot. Any volunteers?" Kakashi asked and the class mates looked around as no one was raising their hand and it was silent. Even a cricket was chirping.
Kakashi sighed as Sai played the chirping noise, earning a few chuckles.
"Oh so no one wants to volunteer huh? Ok then, Deidara would you?" Kakashi asked and Deidara looked at him
"Uhm...no, un" Deidara said
"Why not?" Kakashi asked and Deidara looked at him with a look that asked 'are you stupid?'
"I'm in that part dumbass" Deidara said and earned a chuckle from Sasori and Kakashi sweat-dropped
"Uh…Hidan then?" Kakashi asked and looked to Hidan, who glared at him
"I'm not, repeat not-" Hidan said
"Not" Kakashi said casually and Hidan glared more
"Not playing ANOTHER damn rabbit" Hidan said and Kakuzu chuckled and pulled Hidan closer to him.
After another 10 minutes of trying to find a person to play the part, Kakashi sighed
"Ok then, who will play the part, time is short and we need it now" Kakashi said and saw Hidan point slightly towards Sai, who is making some music for the play. Kakashi smirked
"You!" Kakashi said and Sai looked at him
"Come here"
Sai walked to him and asked "yes?"
"You play the part of the March Hare, got it?" Kakashi asked, more of an order than a question
"I need to do the music"
"You can do both"
Sai glared towards Hidan, knowing he was responsible for this and sighed
"…Fine"
After that said the room lit up with a loud 'EEE!' and everyone looked at Konan who was grinning
"Finally, I can make another costume" she said with an evil smirk and Sai had wide eyes as she was slowly walking to him. Sai started backing up in fear
"N-NO! No way in hell are you putting me in a dress!" Sai said and Konan chuckle evilly
"Who said anything about a dress? But now that you mentioned it. GIRLS get him" Konan said and she and a few girls were chasing Sai around.
"Haha I'm faster tha….whoa!" Sai said as he tripped and fell down and Konan pinned him down. Sai saw the other girls come at him with a dress and other things
"N-no please! H-Hidan please help!" Sai begged
"Sorry Sai, no can do" Hidan said and Sai looked at him sadly
"B-But…"
"Ok girls time to work" Konan said
One lonnnng minute later, Sai glared at nothing in particular and Hidan walked up to him
"Hey Sai" Hidan said looking at Sai's new costume. He was wearing a black silky polyester dress. That hugged his skinny waist. And over the dress Sai had on a dark red waist coat with a bowtie connecting the front of it.
"God, I feel sooo gay in this" Sai murmured and Hidan chuckled
"You are gay Sai"
"Yeah, but…but this… is too much. This is all your fault!" Sai said and Hidan smiled
"Couldn't prevent this from happening even if I tried" Hidan said and Sai grunted
"Yeah but you just HAD to point me out when Sensei was looking for a person to play this damn part" Sai said
"Yep of course, Let me remind you, you laughed at me when I told you about me being a rabbit in this play" Hidan said and Sai glared at him
"So this was all just to get back at me?" Sai asked and Hidan grinned and nodded
"Yep"
"But I was the one of the people to help you get together with your boyfriend" Sai said in a pout and Hidan smiled
"I know" Hidan said and hugged him "I would never ever forget that" Hidan said and Sai blushed slightly and Kakuzu pulled Hidan away from him.
"Kakuzu…" Hidan said
"Still jealous?" Sai said smirking
"Still in love?" Kakuzu shot back and Sai chuckled
"Touché"
"All right kids, we're going to practice the part with Alice, Mad Hatter, and the March Hare" Kakashi announced and Sai walked up on stage with a smirk. Sai sat at the table as Deidara was standing next to it
"ACTION!"
"Would you like some tea?" Sai asked and before Deidara could get the chance to speak, Sai growled.
"Because I know you do!" Sai said, jumping up throwing the prop tea cup towards Konan. She gasped and ducked before it hit her
"HEY watch it!" Konan yelled and Sai smirked
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm crazy remember?" Sai said, earning a high-five from Hidan and a few chuckles around the stage
"Nice one, rabbit"
"Not as funny as what you did yesterday" Sai said
"Oh you mean this…?" Hidan asked taking out a carrot and walked over to Pein, who was Mad Hatter. Hidan then took a bite of the orange vegetable
"Eh, what's up doc?" Hidan asked and everyone burst out into laughter. Kakashi, however, just shook his head.
"Detention. For Sai, Hidan, and Kakuzu" Kakashi said and Kakuzu looked at him shocked
"Me? What did I do?" Kakuzu asked
"Nothing in particular" Kakashi said after shrugging
"Then why are you giving me detention?" Kakuzu asked
"Just because"
"Damn you"
Kakashi ignored the comment and walked up to Pein
"Sorry about that young man, even though I think you're enjoying all the attention you're receiving from the other males" Kakashi said and it took a few seconds for Pein to realize what he had meant
"I AM NOT GAY!" Pein yelled blushing furiously
"Oh really… I thought you were by the way you look and act" Kakashi said nervously and Pein growled
"EVERY god-damn time!" Pein yelled and everyone was laughing so hard that they look like they were going to faint
"O-Oh….my god, I-I… cant…Hahaha…breath un" Deidara said in between laughter and everyone agreed. Kakashi smiled nervously as he saw Sasori glare at him, not forgetting the whole 'Sensei hitting on his boyfriend because he thought he was a girl' thing. Also he saw that Kakuzu and Pein were glaring at him as well.
"O-Ok then….take the rest of the class off" Kakashi said
The day went by ok… until Science. As Hidan and Kakuzu walked in the room, Hidan froze as he saw Akise smirk at him. Kakuzu pulled him closer
"Don't worry" Kakuzu said in a reassuring voice "Ignore him"
"Hidan nodded and walked to his seat and sat down.
"Hey Hidan" Akise said evilly "Too bad your boyfriend came when he did"
Hidan froze in realization of what would have happened if Kakuzu didn't show up the time when he did
"You know I wanted to know what you did last time to make your father…" Akise said and Hidan froze more and let out a few tears, as unwanted fearful memories filled up his head. Kakuzu growled
"Leave him alone" Kakuzu said angrily and Hidan looked at him. Kakuzu got up and gently pulled Hidan up
"Come on, grab your stuff, we're leaving" Kakuzu said and the two grabbed their things and left, even if the teacher was yelling at the two to come back.
As the two were walking down the hallway, Kakuzu sighed and looked at the shaky figure right next to him and grabbed his hand
"Are you going to be ok?" Kakuzu asked and could tell it was a lie instantly when Hidan shakily and slowly nodded. Kakuzu led them to the nurse's office and she looked at him
"What can I do for you boys?" she asked
"We don't feel too good, can we please go home?" Kakuzu asked and the nurse looked at Hidan, noticing the constant shaking
"Fine, you both can go home"
Kakuzu thanked her and walked home with Hidan and their things. Hidan sat on the couch shaking badly, remembering everything his father did, down to the last detail
Kakuzu came in the living room with a bowl of soup, and saw Hidan and sighed
"H-Hidan?" Kakuzu asked and Hidan looked at him with fear and dull eyes and looked back forward. Kakuzu sighed and put the bowl of soup on the coffee table and sat next to Hidan and pulled him closer
"Hidan are you ok?" Kakuzu asked
"I-I remember….everything"
"What?"
"E-everything…m-my dad did to me…" Hidan said and Kakuzu froze
"H-Hidan"
"I-I didn't do anything that bad, to make him d what he did" Hidan said and Kakuzu sighed
"Hidan don't think about it, just eat some soup, it'll make you feel better"
"O-Ok" Hidan said grabbing the bowl of soup, eating it slowly. He put the empty bowl down and looked at Kakuzu
"You want to know what I did." Hidan said and Kakuzu shook his head
"…don't Hidan, you don't need too"
"I want to…I-I…It was an accident. Sai and I were alone together at my house at the time. We were making out…and d-dad came home early…" Hidan said
"And…he caught you?"
"Yeah, h-he was so mad, he sent Sai home, and…a-and…decided to you know…" Hidan said placing his head on Kakuzu's chest and Kakuzu sighed
"Hidan…"
"Then I convinced him that there was nothing going on between me and Sai and that we were practicing on each other because of the girls we liked"
"H-he did horrible things to me"
"I know, I know. Don't think about it"
"How can I not?" Hidan said looking at Kakuzu and was pulled into a passionate kiss. Hidan melted in the kiss and kissed back, and minutes later, they broke free
"Do you still remember?" Kakuzu asked
"Remember what?" Hidan asked making Kakuzu laugh
"Never mind"
Hidan shrugged and kissed Kakuzu slightly and they slowly fell asleep on the couch in each other's arms. It was about 12pm at the time..
Kakuzu shot his eyes open as he heard knocking on the door. Kakuzu got up, waking Hidan accidently. Hidan glanced at the clock, around 3:45pm
The two walked to the door and opened it and were surprised to see Kakashi Sensei
"K-Kakashi Sensei?" Kakuzu asked
"What are you doing here?" Hidan asked and Kakashi crossed his arms
"That should be my question, you two were supposed to be in detention" Kakashi said and the two looked at him shocked
"Oh….right…" Kakuzu said rubbing the back of his head "We've kinda been here since this afternoon, because we didn't feel too well"
"Hum…ok, but…" Kakashi said and Hidan looked at him with nervousness
"B-but?"
"Tomorrow, you two will have to be in detention after school for 6 hours" Kakashi said and Kakuzu and Hidan had wide eyes
"Wh-what!? That's not fair!" Hidan yelled and Kakashi shrugged and smiled
"Yeah, well life's not fair" Kakashi said and Kakuzu glared at him
"That's until 9pm" Kakuzu said angrily
"Yeah, so?"
"You can't make us stay at school for that long" Kakuzu said and Kakashi chuckled
"Yes I can"
"No you can't, I, for one am not staying that long!" Hidan said
"That or I tall your parents" Kakashi said and Hidan froze and clinged to Kakuzu's arm. Kakuzu pulled him closer
"Don't worry" Kakuzu whispered softly and looked to Kakashi
"We'll be there" Kakuzu said and Hidan smiled slightly as he knew Kakuzu would do anything for him to prevent him from getting hurt.
"…Ok then" Kakashi said 'Something's definitely up, I need to get to the bottom of this' "Ok then I'll see you tomorrow then" Kakashi said leaving.
"Bye Sensei" Kakuzu said and shut the door and led Hidan to the living room
Kakuzu turned on the TV, trying to occupy Hidan's mind
"Hidan?" Kakuzu asked as they sat on the couch
"Yeah?"
"Are you ok?"
"W-will be"
"Hmm…"
Hidan looked to him "What?"
"I'll be right back, I need to go to the store for something" Kakuzu said getting up "Will you be ok to stay here alone for 30 minutes or so?" Kakuzu asked and Hidan looked up at him confused
"But we went to the store two days ago, you only go once a week" Hidan said and Kakuzu sighed
"Yeah, but I want to get this" Kakuzu said
"Want? What is it?" Hidan asked
"It's a surprise"
"Fine, and yeah, I'll be fine here, I'm not a freaken 5 year old" Hidan said grumbling out the last part and Kakuzu chuckled and kissed him lightly
"I know, but what you went through, anyone would be afraid to stay home alone" Kakuzu said and Hidan smiled
"Thanks for caring so much, but if you want this, you can go, I don't want to stop you" Hidan said and Kakuzu nodded and got ready to go and kissed Hidan on the forehead
"I'll be back soon" Kakuzu said putting his jacket on
"Ok, hope so" Hidan said grinning and Kakuzu chuckled and kissed him on the forehead again and left down the hall
"If you need anything, just call me ok?" Kakuzu said and Hidan smiled
"Ok Mr. Over-protective" Hidan said back
"I'm over-protective, because I love you so much" Kakuzu said at the door and Hidan was still on the couch. Hidan lay down and heard a strange little unusual jingle noise before the door slammed shut. Hidan ran to the hallway and looked down to see the Key holder was missing a key. Not just any key; the key to Kakuzu's Honda. Hidan had a confused look on his face as he heard a certain car turn on and drive away
'The store is walking distance. Kuzu never drives…Why did he take the car?' Hidan asked himself and shrugged it off and went back to the couch and saw a commercial about a Wii system
"Man I want one so bad, but oh well, I know it's never going to happen" Hidan said and fell asleep
30 minutes or so, Hidan snapped his eyes open as he heard Kakuzu open the door
"Hidan I'm home" Kakuzu said walking into the living room to see Hidan sit up and yawn
"Did I wake you?" Kakuzu asked walking over to the couch and Hidan nodded slightly, rubbing his eyes
"Sorry"
"It's ok, so what did you get?" Hidan asked, seeing a large bag in Kakuzu's hand. It had a logo, of one of the biggest stores on it. This certain store was like a super supermarket; the type of store Kakuzu never goes too, because 'it's too expensive'
"Something…for you" Kakuzu said putting it in front of Hidan. As Hidan was taking out the thing Kakuzu had bought; Kakuzu prepared himself from getting glomped by his lover to the ground.
Hidan's eyes widened, holding a big white box, and was in shock realizing what it was
"Y-you got w Wii?" Hidan asked and Kakuzu looked at him
"Yeah, you wanted it and this game" Kakuzu said tossing him the other bag, which had the game 'Super Mario Galaxy in it.
"Kuzuuuuuuuu!" Hidan said and glomped Kakuzu to the ground
"Thank you so much~!" Hidan said and Kakuzu smiled and put a hand on his head gently
"Heh, you're welcome, now get off" Kakuzu said and both of them sat up
"Why would you get this for me? It's at least 300 dollars"
"Yeah?"
"You don't like spending money remember?" Hidan said gently poking him on the side
"Well you deserve something nice, after all you've been through" Kakuzu said, kissing Hidan on the forehead
"Kuzu…"
"Hmm?"
"I already have something nice from you; you" Hidan said and Kakuzu blushed and looked to the side and mumbled something
"Hmm what was that?" Hidan asked and Kakuzu looked at him
"I said, did I waist money on that?" Kakuzu said ad Hidan started laughing
"No of course not you cheap ass. I wanna play it" Hidan said grabbing the box "Can you help me set it up, please?" Hidan said all chibi like and Kakuzu blushed and nodded
"Yay~ X3"
"You're really adorable Hidan" Kakuzu said and Hidan blushed and took out the Wii. They set it up in at least a half hour and Hidan put the game in the station and began playing it. Kakuzu held on Hidan's waist as he played; both sitting on the couch. An hour had passed and Kakuzu made Hidan pause the game
"Need to make dinner" Kakuzu mumbled "Help?"
"Sure" Hidan said
"We need to make extra" Kakuzu asked and Hidan was confused
"Why?"
"We're not going to be here tomorrow" Kakuzu said and Hidan sighed and nodded
"Right"
After they made dinner (sushi), they ate some and put the rest in the refrigerator and Hidan continued to play his game.
Kakuzu stopped him from playing after a few more hours
"Hidan….it's 9pm, we should get to bed"
"B-but…"
"If we miss tomorrow morning, Kakashi Sensei would give us 2 or more hours of detention" Kakuzu said and Hidan sighed and turned off the white machine and the two got ready for bed and lay down.
Kakuzu pulled Hidan close and Hidan looked at him
"Kuzu, I still can't believe you spent that on me" Hidan said grinning and Kakuzu sighed
"I know, I even surprised myself. Just don't tell the rest ok?" Kakuzu asked
"Ok, but why?"
"Hidan…They freaked out to know I drove 10 minutes to school, they'll go ballistic if we told them I spent around 300 dollars on a Wii" Kakuzu said and Hidan chuckled
"Yeah, I guess you're right"
"Let's go to sleep" Kakuzu said and Hidan kissed Kakuzu and snuggled into his chest
"Thanks for everything" Hidan said before falling to sleep; Kakuzu smiled and kissed Hidan on the forehead.
In the morning, Hidan woke up and woke Kakuzu up
"Kuzu, is there time to play?"
Kakuzu grumbled and looked at the time
"No, not right now, we're going to be late" Kakuzu said and Hidan pouted
"A-and tonight?"
"Again No, when we get home it'll be 9pm, so I guess we can't play until sometime tomorrow night" Kakuzu said and Hidan sighed
"Oh right, damn Sensei, giving us detention…" Hidan mumbled
"I didn't even do anything" Kakuzu said
"Well we will be there together"
"Yep"
"Well then, let's get this day over with" Hidan said and the two got up and got ready for school and walked into the living room.
"Kakuzu there is time to play the game before school, can I?" Hidan asked
"Hidan, no time"
"Time if we drive" Hidan said grinning
"…Hidan…" Kakuzu said glaring
"Kidding, kidding" Hidan said, putting his hands up in defense and Kakuzu chuckled
"I know"
The two laughed and left for school on foot.
In first period, Deidara walked to Hidan and Kakuzu
"You know, the late bell rang a while ago, and still no Kakashi Sensei un" Deidara said and sat next to Hidan and Kakuzu
"Maybe he's sick?" Hidan asked as his head tilted to the right slightly
"God I wish!" Kakuzu said and Hidan nodded
"Why un?"
"We missed detention yesterday, because we went home early" Hidan said
"Why did you go home early un?"
"Akise mentioned you know to Hidan, giving him flashbacks of you know what" Kakuzu said and Hidan frowned
"Are you ok, Hidan un?" Deidara asked and Hidan shook his head
"No, not from that, from that" Hidan said pointing to the stage and the two other boys looked to where he was pointing and saw Kakashi Sensei
"Damnit he is here" Kakuzu mumbled and Kakashi started talking in the microphone
"Sorry I'm late class, had an encounter with a dolphin" Kakashi said
"That makes no sense!" The class yelled
"Oh well, for now practice your parts freely" Kakashi said and pulled out Icha Icha Paradise and started reading it
"Reading porn books?" Deidara asked "Is that illegal reading that stuff in school anyways un?" Deidara asked and Kakuzu and Hidan chuckled and Deidara looked at them
"So anyways why do you want him gone un?" Deidara asked
"Well since we missed our detention yesterday, he decided to amp it up" Kakuzu said
"And now we have 6 fucking hours with him after school" Hidan said and Deidara sweat-dropped
"Dang un. I wouldn't want to be here 'til nine with that pervert un!" Deidara said
"I heard that Deidara. You have detention" Kakashi said, appearing right next to the blonde male "for 2 hours"
"But that's not fair! Un" Deidara said
"3 hours"
"but"
"4 hours"
"Fuck you un!"
"6 hours"
"I'll shut up now un…" Deidara said and Kakashi left. Deidara sat down and pouted and Sasori walked up to him
"What's wrong Dei-Chan?"
"I have detention with the damn teacher un" Deidara said and Sasori hugged him
"For exactly how long?"
"6 hours un"
"That pervert. I told him to stay away from you….hmmm" Sasori said and thought of an idea and got up
"Kakashi Sensei!" Sasori said
"Yes Sasori-Kun?" Kakashi asked looking at him and Sasori smirked
"You are a fat ugly excuse for a GAAAAY perverted pedophile of a teacher to ever walk on this planet!" Sasori yelled so loud that everyone in the room heard him. Deidara had wide eyes as his jaw dropped to the ground and Hidan and Kakuzu chuckled nervously
"Man Sasori" Hidan whispered and everyone started laughing so hard as Sasori smirked more
"6 hour detention" Kakashi calmly said and Sasori nodded and sat next to Deidara
"Why did you do that? Un" Deidara asked
"Like I said, I'm not letting that pervert anywhere near you without me with you to protect you" Sasori said
"Aww Danna un" Deidara said and hugged Sasori gently and lovingly, both smiling.
During class, Deidara walked to Hidan and Kakuzu who were practicing their parts together
"So why didn't you drive here?" Deidara asked
"Gas cost money" Kakuzu said straight-forward
"Still the same cheap ass, huh un?" Deidara asked
"I wouldn't say that" Hidan said grinning and Kakuzu hit him on the head
"Oww"
"Shut it"
"Sorry Kuzu" Hidan said and Deidara knew something was up and smirked
"Tell me un!"
"No way" Kakuzu said
"Why not, it couldn't be that bad. It's not like Kakuzu would buy a 300 dollar Wii system or something like that" Deidara said as if it was the most impossible thing in the world and heard no response and heard Hidan gasp slightly
"No fucking way un! You actually bought a Wii!?" Deidara yelled in shock and everyone hear him
"Yes now shut up!" Kakuzu said and everyone gasped, wanting to hear the explanation of why he bought it. They thought Hidan bribed him into buying it, but got the shock of a life time when they learned Kakuzu bought it willingly.
"You're really lucky to have a boyfriend like him un" Deidara said and saw Sasori pout "not as lucky as me having you Sasori" Deidara said grinning and Sasori smirked
"Good"
"I am lucky to have Kuzu, not because of the Wii, because of Kuzu" Hidan said, making Kakuzu blush deeply
"Yeah yeah yeah"
The school day went by fast, and it already had been 2 hours in detention
Deidara was molding some clay together, bored out of his mind
"What are you doing Deidara-Kun?" Kakashi asked politely looking over his shoulder
"All the sudden Deidara's chair got pulled to the side
"I told you Sensei. If you go near my man ever again, I will personally make your life a living hell" Sasori said evilly and Kakashi sighed
"What did I do?"
"You hit on him for one" Sasori asked and Deidara mumbled thanks and leaned to Sasori
"But" Kakashi said, stopping as Sasori's evil glare was too much to handle.
Another hour passed and the door opened
"Kakashi~!"
Kakashi looked over and smiled
"Iruka" Kakashi said, hugging him and Sasori looked at them confused
'Iruka huh? Iruka means 'dolphin' in Japanese. He did say he was side-tracked by a dolphin in first period. Perfect! So this is my way to get back at him' Sasori thought with an evil smirk and Deidara had a nervous look, knowing what his red-headed boyfriend was planning to do.
"So Iruka, what is it you're here?" Kakashi asked and Iruka kissed him on the lips and Sasori's smirk grew.
"I'm here to tell you about the teacher's meeting tomorrow" Iruka said and Kakashi nodded
"Ok then, I'll see you tonight" Kakashi said kissing Iruka slightly
"I said tomorrow" Iruka said
"I know, and I was talking about tonight" Kakashi said and Iruka blushed to know kids are in the room
"Fine Kakashi Sensei" Iruka said and quickly left.
"So you are gay" Sasori said with an evil smirk and Kakashi froze in fear and quickly walked over to Hidan and Kakuzu, who were in each other's laps
"So why do you two not want me to tell your parents about you missing the detention? You could've avoided being here for 6 more hours you know" Kakashi said sitting in front of the desk the two boys were at
"Well my mom is dead, and my father has been in jail since I was 5" Kakuzu said calmly and Hidan froze and put his head on Kakuzu's neck
"Then what about you?" Kakashi asked looking at Hidan
"N-no reason"
"Yeah right kid, now tell me" Kakashi said and Kakuzu slammed his fist on the table, scaring the people in the classroom.
"He doesn't want to tell you, leave him alone" Kakuzu said evilly and angrily
Kakashi shrugged and walked away to the teacher's desk
'I will find out one way or another'
