Ok so this will be the last chapter for about two weeks because of me moving sooner then i thought so enjoy!
Chapter 21
"Fuck yeah!" Torkoal yelled as he saw Jarvic. "I'm going to fuck you up!"
"Look I thought you were a steam vent." Jarvic said. "If I knew that you where a pokemon I probably wouldn't have pissed on you."
"Wait, probably?" Ray asked.
"So you know, no anger was behind it." Jarvic continued ignoring Ray.
"FUCK YOU!" Torkoal shouted as he charged at Jarvic.
"Wow you are fast for a turtle." Jarvic said as he dodged torkoal.
"I WILL BURN YOU MOTHER FUCKING FACE OFF!" He yelled before shooting a jet of white flames at Jarvic.
"HA! That is nothing!" Jarvic shouted sending out a jet of white flames of his own.
"Are you really using a fire attack on a fire type?" Ray face-palmed.
"He isn't the brightest is he?" Flannery said watching Jarvic continue using fire attacks.
"Jarvic use ice beam." Ray ordered watching the battle with neither one gaining an upper hand.
"The fuck?" Jarivc asked, shooting a jet of fire. "It's not going to work."
"Do it."
"Fine." Jarvic compiled shooting a blue beam at torkoal and froze him solid. "Whoa it worked."
"Ha nope." Flannery chuckled as torkoal erupted in a wreath of flames with jets of flames shooting out in all directions, completely melting the ice instantly.
"Your ass is mine!" Torkoal said with a wicked grin as he shot a fireball at Jarvic.
"Ice beam again." Ray ordered feeling the weakened heat off the fireball that missed.
"Fine but I don't see what this is going to do." Jarvic said as he once again froze torkoal.
"Wow really? You really think that will work? I mean you are supposed to be, like I don't know." Flannery said chuckling as torkoal unfroze himself in a wreath of fire again. "I kinda expected more from a dex holder."
"Ice beam one last time." Ray said with a smile.
"Ha, now it get it!" Jarvic said as he froze torkoal on last time.
"I don't see how this..." Flannery started to say as torkoal went to unfreeze himself but instead of turning the ice to steam, he found himself drenched in cold water and passed out from exhaustion. "What the hell?"
"That attack he used to thaw himself with weakens him every time he uses it." Ray said with a smile. "Ice is just frozen water so it worked."
"Well shit, well I have a treat for you. You have seen all of my movies right?" Flannery asked with a smirk.
"Yeah I may have seen them all." Ray chuckled.
"Well here is my guest star, ninetails!" She yelled throwing a pokeball the revealed a ninetails.
"Oh yeah I remember her." He said with a smile. "Very interesting uses for the tails."
"Ha yeah." Flannery said with a dreamy look on her face.
"Um could we please focus on the battle and not sex? Maybe? Hello?" Ninetails said to Flannery, but got no response from her. "Well shit."
"Right well Vex, you're up." Ray said motioning for her to step forward.
"Wait you want me to fight my evolution?" Vex asked looking at ninetails. "Are you mad? She will kill me!"
"She isn't going to kill you."
"I'm still not going out there." Vex said not moving. "I would not win, so I will not fight."
"You had a very small chance of your escape working but you still did it." Ray said staring at ninetails. "So what is you choice?"
"What is the matter little one? Afraid to fight?" Ninetails smirked.
"Nothing you will say can get me to fight you." Vex said coldly to ninetails.
"Vex, go and fight." Ray ordered.
"O...ok I, um, will." She nervously said as she stepped forward.
"Wow someone has finally grown some balls." Ninetails teased Vex. "This will be quick so you don't have to worry."
"So what do I do now?" Vex asked.
"Too slow!" Ninetails yelled as she charged Vex with her tails glowing with energy.
"What the fuck!" Vex shouted as she dodged the iron tail attack. "Well give me an order already!"
"No, fight on your own." Ray said watching Vex dodge attacks.
"You are useless." She said as she charged at ninetails.
"Oh you are finally going to attack?" Ninetails said with a smile. "This should be good."
"Fuck you bitch!" Vex yelled as she raked her claws across ninetails' face, drawing blood.
"You think that hurt?" Ninetails asked as she smiled. "This should be over soon."
"Vex keep up the physical attacks." Ray ordered studying ninetails movements.
"What the fuck!" Vex shouted as she attacked. "First you say fight on your own and now you are giving orders? Make up your damn mind!"
"Ha you still think you can win this one?" Flannery chuckled.
"Yes it should be easy now." Ray smiled. "Vex, ninetails has congenital analgesia. Bite down on the pharynx but be careful to not hit the jugular."
"Speak english you fucker." Vex yelled as she dodged a rushing attack.
"Fine, she can't feel pain, so bite the bitch on the neck." Ray said with a smirk.
"I am not a bitch!" Ninetails yelled at Ray standing still long enough for Vex to clamp down on her neck. "Gah get off!"
"Now what?" Vex asked, her voice muffled by the fur in her mouth.
"Oh I would let go...now." Ray said looking at his watch.
"You bitch. You really think that would work?" Ninetails said as she charged at Vex but passed out before she made it half way.
"How the fuck did you know she couldn't feel pain." Flannery asked as she recalled ninetails.
"If she could she wouldn't move like that." Ray explained. "She would also use fire attacks too but it's too risky."
"How is it too risky?"
"She could burn her tongue off."
"Oh well, I think its time for the main event then!" Flannery said throwing a pokeball and typhlosion emerged still passed out from before.
"Well I think I can take this guy on myself too!" Vex panted.
"No Vex, you should rest now." Ray said watching Flannery.
"Why I can still fight!"
"You're missing a few tails." Ray deadpanned.
"WHAT!" Vex yelled looking and finding that she only had five of her tails still attached. "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW!"
"Calm down, they will grow back." Ray calmly said. "I think Tink can handle anything that she can throw at us."
"Yeah well I don't think so." Flannery said pulling out a black revive crystal. "I think I can wake him up with this."
"Do it and I will kill you and your typhlosion." Ray coldly stated sending chills up everyone's spine.
"What are you talking..." Flannery started to say until she saw Ray pointing his revolver at her. "What the hell!?"
"Tink, I need the steel case from my bag."
"Yeah, um, here." She said as she pulled it out of her mouth still nervous.
"Put it back now." Ray said opening the case showing a missing crystal.
"Oh come on now." Flannery chuckled trying to lighten the mood. "Are you really that uptight with your stuff?"
"Flannery, I am not joking."
"Look what is... HOLY SHIT!" She shouted as Ray fired a round past her head. "FINE! Just calm down!"
"Good. Now never touch the case again." Ray said as she put the crystal back and he put the case and gun back in Tink.
"You know, I'm not a storage device." Tink quietly said as Flannery punched Ray in the jaw.
"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!" Flannery shouted in her rage as she continued to punch Ray.
"THAT CRYSTAL WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU AND TYPHLOSION!" Ray shouted as he punched her back.
"So um what did I miss?" Typhlosion yawned as he woke up and walked other to the pokemon. "They do know we are the ones that fight, right?"
"Oh you know, he stole something from her, she stole something from him, and now they are kicking each others asses." Ninetails said watching the fight and noticing Vex still looking at her missing tails. "Relax child they will grow back."
"But my tails..." Vex whimpered.
"Right well my money is on Flannery." Typhlosion chucked.
"Hmm, I'm going with Ray on this one." Ninetails said as she stuck out her tongue at Typhlosion.
"My money is on them having sex." Jarvic said as the fight got more violent.
"Bullshit, that would not..." Ollie started to say as a pink bra went flying by. "Well shit."
"Ha, so... um are we going to just like, let them go at it in the ash fields?" Ninetails asked watching the two have sex. "It's just like, there are better places to do that you know?"